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05-26-2010, 06:47 AM
SWC ox faxed as ancestor tax
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http://boerboel1.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/a1.jpg?w=500&h=383 (http://boerboel1.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/a1.jpg)(You all know the bloody story; the more the sacrificial ox suffers, the better the message/fax will be recieved by da dried bones of da ancestors littering the African Plains.
Damn, I’m bloody sure that there are muti human parts buried in every SWC stadium in Mandelatopia. I just wish I could find the proof. It will definitely shock the (civilized world). Mind you, Western liberals would most probably fawn in Noble Savage admiration when finding a black toddler’s left testical sticking half way out of a stairway in a stadium. It will be like; “Oh my God, I’m just sooo into Mandela spirituality and black thingy culture!”)
Ox killed to bless SWC stadiums
Johannesburg – An ox was slaughtered at the Soccer City stadium on Tuesday to bless the country’s stadiums for the FIFA World Cup. (..they should’ve impaled Sepptic Bladder instead!)
Xhosa warrior, Zakhele Sigcawu, 70, of the Tshawe clan, speared the ox in the back of its neck between its horns. (….a 70-year old “Xhosa warrior”?!…vlok, to be called a warrior means to have fought in battles/wars. And the last wars the Xhosas fought in were against the Boers and Brits…..and then they were all killed unceremoniously…hahaha!)
“He is a specialist in doing this,” said Zolani Mkiva, president and director general of the Institute of African Royalty. (…he meant to say… “the Zoo of African Alpha Males”). He came all the way from the rural Eastern Cape to do this.”
The ceremony, which started with the slaughter, was attended by about 2 000 people from most South African cultures, and most of them in traditional attire.
Mkhiva said the stadium was blessed by about 300 sangomas (diviners) – including a white sangoma – and inyanga (traditional healers).
They invoked “the spirits of our African ancestors to usher in their wisdom and energy in setting the scene of what was to follow in the day”, he said.
While the traditional herb, impepho, was burnt, traditional healers called on African ancestors and God to ensure a successful World Cup.
They all also communicated the “spirit” of the day’s proceedings to the other stadiums in the country “spiritually.
“We centralised it (the blessing) here as the tournament starts here and ends here,” he said, adding that the spiritual communication process was very “sacred”. (…..damn, where are the good old days when the Boers and Brits “centralised” their blessings to Xhosas with a Lee Enfield/Mauser bullet!)
In African culture, the stadium was seen as a “house” and a place was created within the Soccer City precinct to act as a “kraal” where the ox was slaughtered.
“After that, the senior traditional healers walked into the stadium in song, drum-beating and dance, where they continued to bless the inside of the stadium with rituals,” said Mkhiva. (…yup, spitting chicken piss around the pitch, chanting ooogaa booooga and beating ox foreskin drums are the only things blacks have contributed to the SWC and the country as a whole.)
“Our stadiums are now officially blessed, according to our culture, for the tournament,” he said.
The ceremony included a blessing of everything related to the World Cup, including well-wishes for Bafana Bafana, the organisers and the country as a whole. (….yeah, and may the Tokolshe now come and stretch all your primitive sphincters..to the tunes of “In da Jungle ..da mighty jungle…whose gonna invent the Wheel tonight…)
(PS. Where are all those bleeding heart liberal animal lovers from th SPCA now?)
I am off to Spain
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/22/julio-aparicio-gored-in-t_n_585941.html
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http://boerboel1.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/a1.jpg?w=500&h=383 (http://boerboel1.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/a1.jpg)(You all know the bloody story; the more the sacrificial ox suffers, the better the message/fax will be recieved by da dried bones of da ancestors littering the African Plains.
Damn, I’m bloody sure that there are muti human parts buried in every SWC stadium in Mandelatopia. I just wish I could find the proof. It will definitely shock the (civilized world). Mind you, Western liberals would most probably fawn in Noble Savage admiration when finding a black toddler’s left testical sticking half way out of a stairway in a stadium. It will be like; “Oh my God, I’m just sooo into Mandela spirituality and black thingy culture!”)
Ox killed to bless SWC stadiums
Johannesburg – An ox was slaughtered at the Soccer City stadium on Tuesday to bless the country’s stadiums for the FIFA World Cup. (..they should’ve impaled Sepptic Bladder instead!)
Xhosa warrior, Zakhele Sigcawu, 70, of the Tshawe clan, speared the ox in the back of its neck between its horns. (….a 70-year old “Xhosa warrior”?!…vlok, to be called a warrior means to have fought in battles/wars. And the last wars the Xhosas fought in were against the Boers and Brits…..and then they were all killed unceremoniously…hahaha!)
“He is a specialist in doing this,” said Zolani Mkiva, president and director general of the Institute of African Royalty. (…he meant to say… “the Zoo of African Alpha Males”). He came all the way from the rural Eastern Cape to do this.”
The ceremony, which started with the slaughter, was attended by about 2 000 people from most South African cultures, and most of them in traditional attire.
Mkhiva said the stadium was blessed by about 300 sangomas (diviners) – including a white sangoma – and inyanga (traditional healers).
They invoked “the spirits of our African ancestors to usher in their wisdom and energy in setting the scene of what was to follow in the day”, he said.
While the traditional herb, impepho, was burnt, traditional healers called on African ancestors and God to ensure a successful World Cup.
They all also communicated the “spirit” of the day’s proceedings to the other stadiums in the country “spiritually.
“We centralised it (the blessing) here as the tournament starts here and ends here,” he said, adding that the spiritual communication process was very “sacred”. (…..damn, where are the good old days when the Boers and Brits “centralised” their blessings to Xhosas with a Lee Enfield/Mauser bullet!)
In African culture, the stadium was seen as a “house” and a place was created within the Soccer City precinct to act as a “kraal” where the ox was slaughtered.
“After that, the senior traditional healers walked into the stadium in song, drum-beating and dance, where they continued to bless the inside of the stadium with rituals,” said Mkhiva. (…yup, spitting chicken piss around the pitch, chanting ooogaa booooga and beating ox foreskin drums are the only things blacks have contributed to the SWC and the country as a whole.)
“Our stadiums are now officially blessed, according to our culture, for the tournament,” he said.
The ceremony included a blessing of everything related to the World Cup, including well-wishes for Bafana Bafana, the organisers and the country as a whole. (….yeah, and may the Tokolshe now come and stretch all your primitive sphincters..to the tunes of “In da Jungle ..da mighty jungle…whose gonna invent the Wheel tonight…)
(PS. Where are all those bleeding heart liberal animal lovers from th SPCA now?)
I am off to Spain
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/22/julio-aparicio-gored-in-t_n_585941.html