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Loki
03-05-2015, 02:08 AM
The 'sex selfie stick' lets you FaceTime the inside of a vagina (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/the-sex-selfie-stick-lets-you-facetime-the-inside-of-a-vagina-10080436.html)

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/the-sex-selfie-stick-lets-you-facetime-the-inside-of-a-vagina-10080436.html

The device offers the unprecedented opportunity to be on the phone with someone's genitals

Further proof that the sole goal of mankind is now to take selfies absolutely everywhere possible, a vibrator that can video capture an orgasm from its epicentre has been invented.

The nightmarish love child of an endoscopy and a vibrator, the 'Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator' allows for a new level of explicitness in amateur sex tapes.

Footage taken can be uploaded to PC or smartphone and the device also syncs with FaceTime, offering the unprecedented opportunity to be on the phone with someone's genitals.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRV9yTumplY

A spokesperson for Lovehoney, which is selling the device, said: "It allows users to get to know their body in its entirety thanks to the remarkably clear footage this camera captures.

"Thanks to its FaceTime compatibility, sharing the view with your lover couldn’t be easier – whether you’re sat right next to each other or miles apart."

It costs £119.99 and people are actually buying it.

"Wow is all I can say," one reviewer wrote. "The camera is such good quality and the light around the tip picks up everything - be warned! The toy is so much fun."

Last year, sex and technology were combined in similarly prosaic fashion with a new product allowing people to have sex with their iPads (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/have-sex-with-your-ipad-thanks-to-the-new-sex-toy-noone-asked-for-9568074.html).

Trogdor
03-05-2015, 02:10 AM
This is the type of stuff people are putting money into these days? :picard2:

Smaug
03-05-2015, 02:12 AM
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

alfieb
03-05-2015, 02:12 AM
This is the type of stuff people are putting money into these days? :picard2:

Literally putting your money into her vagina would be cheaper, but less sanitary.

Loki
03-05-2015, 02:14 AM
This is the type of stuff people are putting money into these days? :picard2:

Yep. Could be a nice birthday/Christmas present :)

Loki
03-05-2015, 02:16 AM
Only men so far complaining about it :P

Trogdor
03-05-2015, 02:17 AM
Yep. Could be a nice birthday/Christmas present :)

This product really sounds like something they would make an infomercial for at 2 in the morning or something.

Trogdor
03-05-2015, 02:20 AM
Literally putting your money into her vagina would be cheaper, but less sanitary.

It took me about a minute, but I just figured out the joke...

Highlands
03-05-2015, 02:23 AM
:stop

Marusya
03-05-2015, 02:42 AM
Not sure what could be seen? Slick, spasming vaginal tissue/muscles? Reminds me of the Fleshlight, but for women.

NSFW!!!
https://www.fleshlight.com/

Atvend
03-05-2015, 02:59 AM
Selfie...the mention of that word alone should warrant prison time for being the most idiotic term ever created. But now other than the fucking abominable duckface selfies we will also have vaginal selfies. Fuck this shitty world long and hard! This is the kind of shit that makes me feel genocidal.

rhiannon
03-05-2015, 03:14 AM
Where's Mary when you need her lol

Darth Revan
03-05-2015, 06:12 AM
Seems like the next step. Pretty normal.
Pretty pathetic but funny.

BeerBaron
03-05-2015, 06:21 AM
People are surprised they made this:confused:

Ofc they made it, and lots of cam porno sites are gonna make lots of money off it.

Darth Revan
03-05-2015, 06:22 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRV9yTumplY

Didn't know a sex toy video (supposedly double fun being sex and being a toy) could be so...boring.

Harley
03-13-2015, 06:57 PM
Omegle, Chat Roulette, and random TC users can now up their game.