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Drakoblare
03-15-2015, 05:36 PM
In order to celebrate the birth of this sub-forum, I decided to start this thread in which we'll share stories of how great it is to be a male.
Nothing like being able to pee while standing up and not needing a rope to play jump rope.
Alchemysta
03-15-2015, 05:38 PM
I always thought if it's wrong to keep your dog in your room while you jack or not,maybe that traumatized him..he wasn't the same after.
Drakoblare
03-15-2015, 05:40 PM
I always thought if it's wrong to keep your dog in your room while you jack or not,maybe that traumatized him..he wasn't the same after.
It never felt comftarble for me. Also, if he is male, it's kinda gay. BUT THIS ISN'T DICK PROBLEM, THIS IS ABOUT DICK SALVATION!
Oneeye
03-15-2015, 05:45 PM
Penises are oppressive. As a penis bearing white American, I am appalled that you would glorify the carnage our endowment has wrought.
Drakoblare
03-15-2015, 05:54 PM
Penises are oppressive. As a penis bearing white American, I am appalled that you would glorify the carnage our endowment has wrought.
>micropenis detected
Oneeye
03-15-2015, 05:57 PM
>micropenis detected
Sizequeen outed xD
Kazimiera
03-15-2015, 07:34 PM
In order to celebrate the birth of this sub-forum, I decided to start this thread in which we'll share stories of how great it is to be a male.
Nothing like being able to pee while standing up and not needing a rope to play jump rope.
For your dick waving...
https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3561/3357729137_d0f90cec59.jpg
Furnace
03-15-2015, 07:35 PM
Peeing while standing feels great.
Oneeye
03-16-2015, 05:25 PM
http://media.giphy.com/media/LY1jCDxMD8D60/giphy.gif
Catkin
03-16-2015, 07:57 PM
Peeing while standing feels great.
I tried that with the cardboard tube from an empty toilet roll when I was young. It didn't work.
Nuting like cock slapping a hoe's face.
Hàkon
03-16-2015, 08:00 PM
I tried that with the cardboard tube from an empty toilet roll when I was young. It didn't work.
#vaginaproblems
Dictator
03-16-2015, 08:02 PM
I tried that with the cardboard tube from an empty toilet roll when I was young. It didn't work.
http://ladybirdmagazine.com/ladybird/sites/default/files/imagecache/galleryformatter_slide/goGirl_pinkHero_3pack_hero.jpg
Merida
03-16-2015, 08:04 PM
http://ladybirdmagazine.com/ladybird/sites/default/files/imagecache/galleryformatter_slide/goGirl_pinkHero_3pack_hero.jpg
LOL
The slogan xD
RandoBloom
03-16-2015, 08:06 PM
http://ladybirdmagazine.com/ladybird/sites/default/files/imagecache/galleryformatter_slide/goGirl_pinkHero_3pack_hero.jpg
Women being ashamed of being women :D
Women being ashamed of being women :D
I think the point is to avoid women sitting down in a nasty public restroom or grassy field. Embrace the male privilege, I can stand up to pee easily, yeah.
Dandelion
03-16-2015, 08:26 PM
Swaffelen (or zwaffelen) is a Dutch term meaning to hit one's penis—often repeatedly—against an object or another person's body. Swaffelen was named as the word of the year in the Netherlands in 2008.
The act of swaffelen often takes place in the form of teasing, crude humour or a degrading context, but can also be a sexual act. When the act is practiced on a person, it is often the person's cheek that is hit. The penis is usually semi-erect during the act.
RandoBloom
03-16-2015, 08:38 PM
I think the point is to avoid women sitting down in a nasty public restroom or grassy field. Embrace the male privilege, I can stand up to pee easily, yeah.
They will never be able to jump and run while peeing and not pee themselves. Hah! Take that feminists :rofl:
They will never be able to jump and run while peeing and not pee themselves. Hah! Take that feminists :rofl:
That's privilege right there, lol.
Kazimiera
03-17-2015, 05:43 AM
I tried that with the cardboard tube from an empty toilet roll when I was young. It didn't work.
I thought I was the only one who tried something like that! :lol:
It didn't work for me either.
Armenian Bishop
03-17-2015, 12:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G46MTYjQixA
Bronze Phallic Tintinnabula (Wind Chimes), or "Flying Phalluses" found in the Ruins of Pompeii and Herculaneum, date back to the volcanic eruption of Mt. Vesuvius (79 AD). They were placed in Public View. Phallic Wind Chimes were used as Hex Charms, and Fertility Decorations, to give promise for a Large Prosperous Family Lineage.
armenianbodyhair
03-17-2015, 12:54 PM
Playing jump rope without a jump rope is just jumping up and down like a moron
Drakoblare
03-17-2015, 01:05 PM
Playing jump rope without a jump rope is just jumping up and down like a moron
That's not what I meant, foo. I'm just using a different kind of rope.
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