Dick Waving Thread.

[Drakoblare]

In order to celebrate the birth of this sub-forum, I decided to start this thread in which we'll share stories of how great it is to be a male.

Nothing like being able to pee while standing up and not needing a rope to play jump rope.

[Alchemysta]

I always thought if it's wrong to keep your dog in your room while you jack or not,maybe that traumatized him..he wasn't the same after.

[Drakoblare]

I always thought if it's wrong to keep your dog in your room while you jack or not,maybe that traumatized him..he wasn't the same after.

It never felt comftarble for me. Also, if he is male, it's kinda gay. BUT THIS ISN'T DICK PROBLEM, THIS IS ABOUT DICK SALVATION!

[Oneeye]

Penises are oppressive. As a penis bearing white American, I am appalled that you would glorify the carnage our endowment has wrought.

[Drakoblare]

Penises are oppressive. As a penis bearing white American, I am appalled that you would glorify the carnage our endowment has wrought.

>micropenis detected

[Oneeye]

>micropenis detected



Sizequeen outed xD

[Kazimiera]

In order to celebrate the birth of this sub-forum, I decided to start this thread in which we'll share stories of how great it is to be a male.

Nothing like being able to pee while standing up and not needing a rope to play jump rope.

For your dick waving...

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3561/3357729137_d0f90cec59.jpg

[Furnace]

Peeing while standing feels great.

[Oneeye]

http://media.giphy.com/media/LY1jCDxMD8D60/giphy.gif

[Catkin]

Peeing while standing feels great.

I tried that with the cardboard tube from an empty toilet roll when I was young. It didn't work.

[Also]

Nuting like cock slapping a hoe's face.

[Hàkon]

I tried that with the cardboard tube from an empty toilet roll when I was young. It didn't work.

#vaginaproblems

[Dictator]

I tried that with the cardboard tube from an empty toilet roll when I was young. It didn't work.

http://ladybirdmagazine.com/ladybird/sites/default/files/imagecache/galleryformatter_slide/goGirl_pinkHero_3pack_hero.jpg

[Merida]

http://ladybirdmagazine.com/ladybird/sites/default/files/imagecache/galleryformatter_slide/goGirl_pinkHero_3pack_hero.jpg

LOL
The slogan xD

[RandoBloom]

http://ladybirdmagazine.com/ladybird/sites/default/files/imagecache/galleryformatter_slide/goGirl_pinkHero_3pack_hero.jpg

Women being ashamed of being women :D

[dude]

Women being ashamed of being women :D
I think the point is to avoid women sitting down in a nasty public restroom or grassy field. Embrace the male privilege, I can stand up to pee easily, yeah.

[Dandelion]

Swaffelen (or zwaffelen) is a Dutch term meaning to hit one's penis—often repeatedly—against an object or another person's body. Swaffelen was named as the word of the year in the Netherlands in 2008.
The act of swaffelen often takes place in the form of teasing, crude humour or a degrading context, but can also be a sexual act. When the act is practiced on a person, it is often the person's cheek that is hit. The penis is usually semi-erect during the act.

[RandoBloom]

I think the point is to avoid women sitting down in a nasty public restroom or grassy field. Embrace the male privilege, I can stand up to pee easily, yeah.

They will never be able to jump and run while peeing and not pee themselves. Hah! Take that feminists :rofl:

[dude]

They will never be able to jump and run while peeing and not pee themselves. Hah! Take that feminists :rofl:
That's privilege right there, lol.

[Kazimiera]

I tried that with the cardboard tube from an empty toilet roll when I was young. It didn't work.

I thought I was the only one who tried something like that! :lol:

It didn't work for me either.

[Armenian Bishop]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G46MTYjQixA

Bronze Phallic Tintinnabula (Wind Chimes), or "Flying Phalluses" found in the Ruins of Pompeii and Herculaneum, date back to the volcanic eruption of Mt. Vesuvius (79 AD). They were placed in Public View. Phallic Wind Chimes were used as Hex Charms, and Fertility Decorations, to give promise for a Large Prosperous Family Lineage.

[armenianbodyhair]

Playing jump rope without a jump rope is just jumping up and down like a moron

[Drakoblare]

Playing jump rope without a jump rope is just jumping up and down like a moron

That's not what I meant, foo. I'm just using a different kind of rope.