8+ slayer was ruining my life

[Skulgrimen]

There was this fucking ridiculously good looking, 9/10 MM tier dude that lived at my dorm. Looks like a younger, prettier David Gandy. At least 6'4" height. I call him "the nightmare". If you see the way women stare at this dude you will seriously want to kill yourself. If I at least see a glimpse of him coming my way I immediately turn around and get the fuck out of there. I try my absolute best to never be seen around him. Getting AMOGed by him every day got me very depressed. He is the reason why I dropped out of college.

There's absolutely no point in living if you're sub 8. Absolutely none.

[Minesweeper]

You must be living a very interesting life.

[zhaoyun]

There was this fucking ridiculously good looking, 9/10 MM tier dude that lived at my dorm. Looks like a younger, prettier David Gandy. At least 6'4" height. I call him "the nightmare". If you see the way women stare at this dude you will seriously want to kill yourself. If I at least see a glimpse of him coming my way I immediately turn around and get the fuck out of there. I try my absolute best to never be seen around him. Getting AMOGed by him every day got me very depressed. He is the reason why I dropped out of college.

There's absolutely no point in living if you're sub 8. Absolutely none.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ffZgq3yvB0

[Dictator]

Kill yourself and all females.

[щрбл]

There was this fucking ridiculously good looking, 9/10 MM tier dude that lived at my dorm. Looks like a younger, prettier David Gandy. At least 6'4" height. I call him "the nightmare". If you see the way women stare at this dude you will seriously want to kill yourself. If I at least see a glimpse of him coming my way I immediately turn around and get the fuck out of there. I try my absolute best to never be seen around him. Getting AMOGed by him every day got me very depressed. He is the reason why I dropped out of college.

There's absolutely no point in living if you're sub 8. Absolutely none.

What you need is a knee to the balls : he's got the perfect height for it. Tested and approved!

[Oneeye]

Just pull some fatties.

[Dun93]

Wear a mask , beat the shit out of him , it will boost your confidence

[Armand_Duval]

Curious but I used to have a very hansome friend, a kind of a more mediterranized Paul Walker type, I consider myself to be good looking but this guy was ridiculously hansome, we were coworkers and I used to like to hang out with him because we used to get all the women's attention everywhere, my own play actually benefited from him a lot.

[Neanderthal]

Slash his face

[Balmung]

Your destiny is to get cuckolded. Stop running from it.

[Wadaad]

My diagnosis for you.

You use this whole "no point in living if you're sub-8" as a ruse to explain away you're complete disinterest in approaching women while simultaneously allowing you to focus on your true interests... pinnacles of masculine beauty.

[zhaoyun]

Just pull some fatties.

He'd probably still get AMOGed by a shorter, chubbier version of Gandy.

[Unome]

AMOG presence = all your girlfriends are belong to me

[Breedingvariety]

You need to go on a TV talk show.

[Tacitus]

This is some high-quality trolling. :laugh:

[Óttar]

Go to the gym and/or make pot brownies? Guitar? Something.

[Séamus]

...notes from Elliot Rodger's diary?

[Pennywise]

you need a psychiatric help.

[leisitox]

Be friends with him, maybe he is a nice guy :)

[Rudel]

You should have sucked his cock, sounds like what you really wanted.

[Jägerstaffel]

http://data1.whicdn.com/images/12395865/original.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/be5b0a2abd951b7b75831ac84626f99f/tumblr_n2qvahRxcl1smgnmgo5_500.gif

[Tacitus]

Just pull some fatties.

Or alternatively, trying "The George Carlin Method of Getting Laid":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-T08e2XfHg


Be friends with him, maybe he is a nice guy :)

Careful, he might end up falling in love with him. xD

[Skjaldemjøden]

Who the fuck is David Gandy? Why do you even know who he is?

[Prisoner Of Ice]

Please ban this guy holy shit.

[Marusya]

Just pull some fatties.

Yeah, I'm sure Mary could hook him up. ;)

[Roy]

This heart-breaking story changed my life.

[Oneeye]

Yeah, I'm sure Mary could hook him up. ;)



She smuggles fatties?

[Marusya]

Go to the gym and/or make pot brownies? Guitar? Something.

Yes, guitar! Girls find guys who play guitar very sexy. That's how I met my boyfriend. He was playing his acoustic guitar on the steps outside his house. I stopped to talk to him and the rest is history. :D

I also find accordion music sexy. Must be those Slav genes. ;) Piano is good, too, but that's not as portable as a guitar.

[Marusya]

She smuggles fatties?

I think she keeps them in her basement in a futile attempt to rid the earth of them.

[Oneeye]

I think she keeps them in her basement in a futile attempt to rid the earth of them.



They are too numerous, but starving them in a basement may actually help.

[Marusya]

They are too numerous, but starving them in a basement may actually help.

That sounds like "Silence of the Lambs."

[Oneeye]

That sounds like "Silence of the Lambs."

It puts the lotion on its skin....