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Eldritch
07-09-2010, 11:51 PM
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Jews better at sex than Christians: theologian

Jews are better at sex than Christians, according to a Swedish theology professor speaking at the Hönö Conference of Christian faith groups organised each year off the west coast of Sweden.

Leif Carlsson, a speaker at the Hönö Conference, wants Christians to come to terms with the faith's negative views on sex and compare them with those found in Judaism, according to a report in Christian newspaper Dagen.

The Hönö Conference is has been held since 1945 and is organised by the Mission Covenant Church of Sweden (Svenska Missionskyrkan).

Since the days of the early church, Christians have devoted their energy devoted to evangelism, not reproduction, given that Jesus is coming soon and a new world will be established, the report surmised.

"There are few role models in the New Testament. Jesus is not married and does not say much about sex and we will not get into Paul," Carlsson told Dagen. We could wish that the New Testament would say more about sex, but it says almost nothing."

The silence surrounding sexuality went from being influenced by a body hostile to Greek thought to becoming a negative view of sex.

"However, the church's skeptical attitude throughout history has changed such that one sexuality is view much more positively today," Carlsson told Dagen.

Within Judaism, sexuality has always been viewed as something fundamentally good. According to Carlsson, this may be because the Jews were a minority and childbearing was essential for survival.

"In rabbinical Judaism, it is heavily emphasised," Carlsson told Dagen. "They say that sex is more important than studying the Torah."

There is also a generally more positive attitude to the body and desire, Carlsson added.

"Men have sexual obligations to women. There are old rules on how often the man must satisfy a woman, different for different occupational groups. For a sailor, it is once every six months, for an unemployed person, daily and a teacher of the Torah, every Friday," he laughed.

The Jewish tradition has clear patriarchal features, but Carlsson sees signs that there is respect for women.

"In a Jewish Kabbalistic text from the 1200s, it prohibits forced sex within marriage. That only happened in the 1970s in Sweden," Carlsson told Dagen.*

As to why so many are hurt by sex if it is such a positive thing, Carlsson told Dagen, "The Jews would say that sexuality is one of the strongest forces that humans possess and must be tamed to have a positive effect."

Link. (http://www.thelocal.se/27708/20100709/)

*So the Kabbalah forbids forced sex within marriage for Jews. This proves it never happens or has happened. See how easy it is for some people? :rolleyes:





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The Local also has tons of pictures of scantily clad harlots in each issue, usually holding glasses of the Devil's juice, no doubt to help readers test themselves by combatting impure impulses. I'll do you all a favour and post some here, so you too may purify your soul:

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/1760/19972.729.486.jpg

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/1760/19971.729.486.jpg

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/1758/19956.729.486.jpg

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/1752/19906.729.486.jpg

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/1752/19909.325.488.jpg

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/1742/19819.729.486.jpg

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/1742/19830.729.485.jpg

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/1742/19834.325.488.jpg

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/1752/19908.729.486.jpg

:bored0:

Lulletje Rozewater
07-10-2010, 10:16 AM
Looking at some photos the jews must have large balls :D I can not compete with.
Actually the impression given is wrong,plenty of jews complain of their sex impairment due to the loss of their foreskin. To make up for that,they use their noses.:p

Allenson
07-10-2010, 12:06 PM
Well, at least it's not a bioracial issue. I just couldn't live with that.

Icky jooz.

Crossbow
07-10-2010, 12:17 PM
Well, at least it's not a bioracial issue. I just couldn't live with that.

Icky jooz.

Now we're waiting for some dhimmi-christian theologist to assert the same in regard of Muslims.

Smaland
07-10-2010, 03:58 PM
This "Swedish theologian" is just an off-line troll. :rolleyes::D

Grumpy Cat
07-10-2010, 04:48 PM
I doubt it. Ever see The Hebrew Hammer and the Jewish version of "talking dirty"?

Mx0WauS9Sus

Grumpy Cat
07-10-2010, 04:53 PM
Now we're waiting for some dhimmi-christian theologist to assert the same in regard of Muslims.

Ugh I wouldn't have sex with a Muslim. Some of them can be nice people but damn, they stink!

I bet Muslim men don't trim, either. :puke:

Osweo
07-10-2010, 05:11 PM
I bet Muslim men don't trim, either. :puke:
Que (http://www.theapricity.com/forum/group.php?groupid=129)?!?
:confused:

Pallantides
07-10-2010, 05:16 PM
The Local also has tons of pictures of scantily clad harlots in each issue, usually holding glasses of the Devil's juice, no doubt to help readers test themselves by combatting impure impulses. I'll do you all a favour and post some here, so you too may purify your soul:

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/1760/19972.729.486.jpg

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/1760/19971.729.486.jpg

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/1758/19956.729.486.jpg

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/1752/19906.729.486.jpg

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/1752/19909.325.488.jpg

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/1742/19819.729.486.jpg

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/1742/19830.729.485.jpg

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/1742/19834.325.488.jpg

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/1752/19908.729.486.jpg

:bored0:

Some of them look like 'not so good looking' trannies.:(

Praamžius
07-10-2010, 05:33 PM
Bleached hair,too much tan,too much make up,silicon bewbs :yuck: are this girls compensating something :confused::

nisse
07-10-2010, 05:35 PM
...to illustarate the healthy appetite of non-jewish males for sex, this thread has totally been derailed by the pictures of women(-ish?). :p

Loki
07-10-2010, 05:35 PM
j00z better at sex than Christians


... but atheists beat them all! :thumbs up

anonymaus
07-10-2010, 05:38 PM
This seems like an extraordinarily stupid extrapolation to make based on religious attitudes about sex. It appears to be more of a shot across the bow of Christian groups to "ease up" or modernize their views on sex, using the "competition" as a bogeyman.

Loki
07-10-2010, 05:40 PM
This seems like an extraordinarily stupid extrapolation to make based on religious attitudes about sex. It appears to be more of a shot across the bow of Christian groups to "ease up" or modernize their views on sex, using the "competition" as a bogeyman.

Indeed, good observation. On the one hand, though, I think Swedes can do with some more procreation. :wink

Crossbow
07-10-2010, 05:40 PM
Ugh I wouldn't have sex with a Muslim. Some of them can be nice people but damn, they stink!

I bet Muslim men don't trim, either. :puke:

They're disgusting in every respect.

Wyn
07-10-2010, 05:51 PM
Jewish sex. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbO9EU3rwZg)