Classify her, this Sicilian FreeStyler Musican and where could her fatso can pass?

[Santino Mozarella]

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/t31.0-8/c0.0.851.315/p851x315/11242795_853571748049904_3435442068729700711_o.jpg
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11403379_870438893029856_6027804229575516356_n.jpg ?oh=f399f0795204f558991beb1764ce6cb5&oe=5655194C
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10405356_781147648625648_4493343397826141608_n.jpg ?oh=3f04e2e186d7cf89f8af78073700cef2&oe=56414310

[Peter Nirsch]

Fat Alpino East med.

[Santino Mozarella]

Fat Alpino East med.

Fat indeed.

[Seth MacFarlane]

Calzonoid

[Santino Mozarella]

Calzonoid

LOL.