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Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik
08-14-2015, 01:43 AM
http://i.imgur.com/q7ZfNeF.png

Thoughts?

Guapo
08-14-2015, 01:45 AM
so you're not asian at all girl

Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik
08-14-2015, 01:46 AM
so you're not asian at all girl

Well, I got 3% Asia Minor which is Asian...

Guapo
08-14-2015, 01:47 AM
Well, I got 3% Asia Minor which is Asian...

no, its also Caucasus cock a zeus

Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik
08-14-2015, 01:49 AM
no, its also Caucasus cock a zeus

Well my friend told me Asia Minor = Turkish and Turks = Altaic which hail from Mongolia.

Guapo
08-14-2015, 01:53 AM
Well my friend told me Asia Minor = Turkish and Turks = Altaic which hail from Mongolia.

okay you're half Chinese

Lawalye
08-14-2015, 01:55 AM
So you're a mongol and a wog, what I thought.

Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik
08-14-2015, 01:59 AM
So you're a mongol and a wog, what I thought.

Well I don't get any East Med really on GEDmatch, what are the Southern European populations with least amount of East Med? It might determine who I descend from from there.

As for the Mongol, I still don't get ANY East Eurasian on GEDmatch, and if I was a Mongol, I should, right?

baws
08-14-2015, 02:01 AM
98% european
Close enough bruh , good luck in next lives

Guapo
08-14-2015, 02:02 AM
98% european
Close enough bruh , good luck in next lives

albanians score like 60% european on ftdna, this aint disney's 23andme lol

baws
08-14-2015, 02:03 AM
albanians score like 60% european on ftdna, this aint disney's 23andme lol

Serbs score 100% monkey on every test possible

Lawalye
08-14-2015, 02:04 AM
Well I don't get any East Med really on GEDmatch, what are the Southern European populations with least amount of East Med? It might determine who I descend from from there.

As for the Mongol, I still don't get ANY East Eurasian on GEDmatch, and if I was a Mongol, I should, right?

Just kidding.

I didn't know that you were that much scandinavian, I imagined you more westerner.

Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik
08-14-2015, 02:05 AM
Just kidding.

I didn't know that you were that much scandinavian, I imagined you more westerner.

In real life I'm like 31.25% Scandinavian. That's before DNA testing.

Guapo
08-14-2015, 02:11 AM
In real life I'm like 31.25% Scandinavian. That's before DNA testing.

So you're a Saami

Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik
08-14-2015, 02:15 AM
So you're a Saami

This test is shit, should not be taken seriously...

and I am not Asian or Mongoloid or anything.

I just have WHG traits. Early Europeans were slant-eyed, probably looked more like me. It actually proves how pure European I am.

Guapo
08-14-2015, 02:18 AM
This test is shit, should not be taken seriously...

and I am not Asian or Mongoloid or anything.

I just have WHG traits. Early Europeans were slant-eyed, probably looked more like me. It actually proves how pure European I am.
paleo or neolithic europeans?

Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik
08-14-2015, 02:21 AM
paleo or neolithic europeans?

Hunter-Gatherers

not wogs.

I am the least wog of all of you :thumbs up just like the original true Europeans were like.

All of you 'Europeans' with your wide eyes, are mixed race fuckers with heavy Neolithic Farmer Wog influence. You are scum and nobody wants you. I am one of the purest Hunter-Gatherers left.

I am almost completely unaffected by the Neolithic Farmer mass rape of old Europeans.

Neolithic Farmers brought cuckoldry, moral decay, degeneracy, etc. to Europe. Sicilians and Israelis have the highest amount of Early Neolithic Farmer blood today. Those are your people.

Infinite
08-14-2015, 02:25 AM
You will make a good Turan child.

Gooding
08-14-2015, 02:25 AM
http://i.imgur.com/q7ZfNeF.png

Thoughts?

Okay, where's the British Isles quantum reading??

Guapo
08-14-2015, 02:25 AM
Hunter-Gatherers

not wogs.

I am the least wog of all of you :thumbs up just like the original true Europeans were like.

All of you 'Europeans' with your wide eyes, are mixed race fuckers with heavy Neolithic Farmer Wog influence. You are scum and nobody wants you. I am one of the purest Hunter-Gatherers left.

I am almost completely unaffected by the Neolithic Farmer mass rape of old Europeans.

Neolithic Farmers brought cuckoldry, moral decay, degeneracy, etc. to Europe. Sicilians and Israelis have the highest amount of Early Neolithic Farmer blood today. Those are your people.

This is pure.

http://i57.tinypic.com/33ji7ux.jpg

Gooding
08-14-2015, 02:28 AM
This is pure.

http://i57.tinypic.com/33ji7ux.jpg

Kickass. :thumb001:

Gooding
08-14-2015, 02:31 AM
In contrast, this is not.. but at least the Celto- Germanic shows..

http://i.imgur.com/3ZTVnln.jpg

Lawalye
08-14-2015, 02:55 AM
Hunter-Gatherers

not wogs.

I am the least wog of all of you :thumbs up just like the original true Europeans were like.

All of you 'Europeans' with your wide eyes, are mixed race fuckers with heavy Neolithic Farmer Wog influence. You are scum and nobody wants you. I am one of the purest Hunter-Gatherers left.

I am almost completely unaffected by the Neolithic Farmer mass rape of old Europeans.

Neolithic Farmers brought cuckoldry, moral decay, degeneracy, etc. to Europe. Sicilians and Israelis have the highest amount of Early Neolithic Farmer blood today. Those are your people.


Hey cracker, we'll see who is whiter .

I need 4 people to subscribe to this link : https://www.familytreedna.com/autosomalTransfer?atdna=tUfqOzFBkHRWHU5ODKICfA%3d% 3d , and then I'll call you wog for the rest of your life.

Gooding
08-14-2015, 03:06 AM
Hey cracker, we'll see who is whiter .

I need 4 people to subscribe to this link : https://www.familytreedna.com/autosomalTransfer?atdna=tUfqOzFBkHRWHU5ODKICfA%3d% 3d , and then I'll call you wog for the rest of your life.
Hmm.. that link just led me to the family finder matches.

Guapo
08-14-2015, 03:08 AM
Hmm.. that link just led me to the family finder matches.

are you on there

Gooding
08-14-2015, 03:09 AM
are you on there

Yeah, I've got the window up. 131 pages of genetic kin..

Guapo
08-14-2015, 03:10 AM
Yeah, I've got the window up. 131 pages of genetic kin..

are you hot? No AC?

Gooding
08-14-2015, 03:12 AM
are you hot? No AC?

:laugh: I thought you were talking about something on the computer screen. No, the AC's running.

Guapo
08-14-2015, 03:13 AM
No, the AC's running.

better catch it if you can

de Burgh II
08-14-2015, 03:13 AM
A true Scando-Celtic king! :bow00001:

Gooding
08-14-2015, 03:16 AM
better catch it if you can

Enter Guapo.. the Mindfuck King. :lol:

Guapo
08-14-2015, 03:17 AM
Enter Guapo.. the Mindfuck King. :lol:

it's fun

Gooding
08-14-2015, 03:18 AM
it's fun

:nods:

Grace O'Malley
08-14-2015, 04:15 AM
http://i.imgur.com/q7ZfNeF.png

Thoughts?

No British Isles?

Gooding
08-14-2015, 04:30 AM
Bump. He's probably asleep by now, but this really is rather interesting.

Sikeliot
08-14-2015, 04:35 AM
Yours don't add up to 100% lol. Cool results though :)

Lawalye
08-14-2015, 04:38 AM
Hmm.. that link just led me to the family finder matches.

That's normal because, you already have an account.

Gooding
08-14-2015, 04:38 AM
http://i.imgur.com/q7ZfNeF.png

Thoughts?

McCool.. welcome to Nordic!

Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik
08-14-2015, 02:16 PM
Okay, where's the British Isles quantum reading??

I know right! I'm predominantly British Isles in regards to my ancestry.

This test is shit!

Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik
08-14-2015, 02:19 PM
No British Isles?

Yeah, I don't get it. This test is SHIIIIIIIIIIT.

I am a quarter Irish jesus christ, I should get some British Isles.

When you look at my ancestry I'm predominantly British Isles.

23andme got it right. They put me as mostly British Isles!

Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik
08-14-2015, 02:20 PM
McCool.. welcome to Nordic!

I've already been Nordic, I was BORN NORDIC.

I am from Minnesota,

jesus christ.

My mother is predominantly Scandinavian in regards to her ancestry.

This is no surprise I get so much Scandinavian, at all.

Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik
08-14-2015, 02:21 PM
Yours don't add up to 100% lol. Cool results though :)

lel WTF!! I noticed that too.

Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik
08-14-2015, 02:22 PM
Hey cracker, we'll see who is whiter .

I need 4 people to subscribe to this link : https://www.familytreedna.com/autosomalTransfer?atdna=tUfqOzFBkHRWHU5ODKICfA%3d% 3d , and then I'll call you wog for the rest of your life.

um

your from belgium

no way your whiter than me.

I mean, look at all the Scandinavian I get.

Scandinavians = whitest of the white.

Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik
08-14-2015, 02:23 PM
This is pure.

http://i57.tinypic.com/33ji7ux.jpg

More like pure wog.

FUCK OFF. Neolithic farmer SHIT. Brown eyes, black hair, etc.

your people introduced these traits into Europe.

if brown is beautiful I just shit a masterpiece.

Farmers = owned.

Petalpusher
08-14-2015, 02:25 PM
Yeah, I don't get it. This test is SHIIIIIIIIIIT.

I am a quarter Irish jesus christ, I should get some British Isles.

When you look at my ancestry I'm predominantly British Isles.

23andme got it right. They put me as mostly British Isles!

Because 23 is way superior, people just don't want to listen.

Neon Knight
08-14-2015, 02:45 PM
I know right! I'm predominantly British Isles in regards to my ancestry.

This test is shit!

Ignore it then.

Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik
08-14-2015, 02:47 PM
Ignore it then.

That's what I'm doing.

Neon Knight
08-14-2015, 02:49 PM
That's what I'm doing.

Nice avatar by the way but it needs flipping around horizontally so that it's facing inwards towards your post.

Lawalye
08-14-2015, 02:50 PM
um

your from belgium

no way your whiter than me.

I mean, look at all the Scandinavian I get.

Scandinavians = whitest of the white.


No that's a myth, I won't get any asian stuff.

Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik
08-14-2015, 02:52 PM
No that's a myth, I won't get any asian stuff.

but the test is shit anyway

23andme is much better.

anyways your eyes are wide, therefore it means you have heavy farmer admixture from the levant.

which means im whiter than you.

Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik
08-14-2015, 02:54 PM
Nice avatar by the way but it needs flipping around horizontally so that it's facing inwards towards your post.

done.

Lawalye
08-14-2015, 02:57 PM
but the test is shit anyway

23andme is much better.

anyways your eyes are wide, therefore it means you have heavy farmer admixture from the levant.

which means im whiter than you.


Ok, so you're the whiter

http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/672928JamieSingNerdNetwork.jpg (http://www.hostingpics.net/viewer.php?id=672928JamieSingNerdNetwork.jpg)

Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik
08-14-2015, 02:58 PM
Ok, so you're the whiter

http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/672928JamieSingNerdNetwork.jpg (http://www.hostingpics.net/viewer.php?id=672928JamieSingNerdNetwork.jpg)

That kid has Australoid axmiture.

True Mongols are white.