Would you friendzone me?

[Oneeye]

http://media3.giphy.com/media/MMQrQQ87G2MmY/giphy.gif

[abcd123]

Yep

[Jägerstaffel]

Waiting for "would you cuck me" next.

[Rumata]

I guess Oneeye just makes fun of 'would you date me?' sort of threads.

[sql]

Yes, because you are an e1b1b swarthoid

[Oneeye]

Yes, because you are an e1b1b swarthoid

That stings, bro. Now I will play this song on repeat for therapeutic reasons:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMT698ArSfQ

[Oneeye]

Waiting for "would you cuck me" next.

I would cuck you on our honeymoon.

[Gooding]

Friendzone? I have no idea what that's supposed to be, but sure, why not?

[Linebacker]

I friendzoned you since the time you made bad comments about Abraham from the Walking dead's flat top.

It is a glorious hairstyle.

[Hydromorphone]

With Stanley Reginald's current monopoly on all of TA members, looks like you're already in everybody's friendzone :(

[Oneeye]

With Stanley Reginald's current monopoly on all of TA members, looks like you're already in everybody's friendzone :(


Now, that's depressing.

[XvThomas_LysergicV]

Hellz to the fucking yeah. Those grannies got it going. They're sexier than any woman on this forum. Even in my city I haven't seen any hotties that looked as hot as them.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrVyq5lU1zo

[Oneeye]

I friendzoned you since the time you made bad comments about Abraham from the Walking dead's flat top.

It is a glorious hairstyle.

It wasn't that it was a flat top, I had a flat top for a bit as a kid... It was the shade of red looking like koolaid dye to me.

[de Burgh II]

Nah... your a pretty cool guy... plus we have to even out the attention monopoly here on TA... too much darn spotlight hogging... :sad_shakefist:

[Mortimer]

I guess Oneeye just makes fun of 'would you date me?' sort of threads.

he doesnt make fun he wants to know the same

[Mortimer]

if i were a female i would date you i think

[Oneeye]

he doesnt make fun he wants to know the same


Can't have any fun without people thinking the worst of it.

[Mortimer]

Can't have any fun without people thinking the worst of it.

its a interesting question, i could imagine that more people could ask it like the ask me questions threads, where someone started and then all others followed

[Oneeye]

its a interesting question, i could imagine that more people could ask it like the ask me questions threads, where someone started and then all others followed


The women here haven't been generous enough to give me an answer, unlike your thread. :/

[Guapo]

fuck no

[Gaston]

Don't know you enough (apart from being among the sane minority here) so I can't really answer. We could start with benefits, and then we see.

[Oneeye]

Don't know you enough (apart from being among the sane minority here) so I can't really answer. We could start with benefits, and then we see.



I could work with that.

[Merida]

http://donthatethegeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Funniest_Memes_ser-jorah-mormont-of-house-friendzone_10869.jpeg


http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/violettaseries/images/e/ef/Friendzone-470x261.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150416212043

[Oneeye]

http://donthatethegeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Funniest_Memes_ser-jorah-mormont-of-house-friendzone_10869.jpeg


http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/violettaseries/images/e/ef/Friendzone-470x261.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150416212043



Are you calling me a bear?

[Oneeye]

No one else wants to weigh in?

[Katariina]

I wouldn't friendzone you. I think you're an 8/Stears. And your personality is 8/Desaix.

[Oneeye]

I wouldn't friendzone you. I think you're an 8/Stears. And your personality is 8/Desaix.

I have near the gaze of a hungry Hungarian and the near the personality of a noble Norman. This is gratifying to hear.

[XvThomas_LysergicV]

Sorry what were you asking me again? I was too busy looking at those grannies. Those foxy ladies distracted me.

[Oneeye]

Sorry what were you asking me again? I was too busy looking at those grannies. Those foxy ladies distracted me.



Good idea. For dates you can take them to Shari's and order from the cheaper senior menu.

[Brianna]

I would introduce you to some of my friends. They wouldn't zone you. :)

[Annie999]

no :icon_redface:

[Demon Revival]

Considering we're both male and cyborgs are not made for reproduction or complex feelings like love, I think zoning is simply not enough this time.

[Wadaad]

Even though you might be the dajjal...yes

[Wadaad]

no :icon_redface:

Aww, guessing your blind date with the NYC gringo did not pan out well? Dont worry Annie, you will find yourself one someday.

[Lawalye]

Even though you might be the dajjal...yes

:D the dajjal is the right eye .

[Annie999]

Aww, guessing your blind date with the NYC gringo did not pan out well? Dont worry Annie, you will find yourself one someday.
Stop harassing me you psycho. The forums were so nice when you were banned.

Also this is just ridiculous. Guys tend to say all kind of things to women to the point you chased one away recently but when a woman says something nice as simple as not frienzoning a guy some of you snap and lash out making negative asumptions. Go check yourselves.

[Wadaad]

Stop harassing me you psycho. The forums were so nice when you were banned.

Also this is just ridiculous. Guys tend to say all kind of things to women to the point you chased one away recently but when a woman says something nice as simple as not frienzoning a guy some of you snap and lash out making negative asumptions. Go check yourselves.

no te enojes...

[Oneeye]

Even though you might be the dajjal...yes

Just read up on wikipdia. If they're right he's supposed to be a childless Jew. We're in the clear. :thumbs up

[Oneeye]

Considering we're both male and cyborgs are not made for reproduction or complex feelings like love, I think zoning is simply not enough this time.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJWPR6Gyd3M

[Hevo]

Nah, i just want your money#no golddigger.

[Oneeye]

Nah, i just want your money#no golddigger.


http://www.theapricity.com/forum/image.php?u=6335&dateline=1438110587






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[Oneeye]

no :icon_redface:

You wouldn't regret that decision. ;)