Archive of Saudi ridiculousness

[Profileid]

Whenever you hear of a Saudi cleric or the authorities saying or doing something stupid, put it here so it can be remember for all of time.
I'll go first.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7651231.stm

A Muslim cleric in Saudi Arabia has called on women to wear a full veil, or niqab, that reveals only one eye.
Sheikh Muhammad al-Habadan said showing both eyes encouraged women to use eye make-up to look seductive.
The question of how much of her face a woman should cover is a controversial topic in many Muslim societies.
The niqab is more common in Saudi Arabia and the Gulf, but women in much of the Muslim Middle East wear a headscarf which covers only their hair.
Sheikh Habadan, an ultra-conservative cleric who is said to have wide influence among religious Saudis, was answering questions on the Muslim satellite channel al-Majd.
So they can't show their hair, so they have to wear black bedsheets in the blistering sun, and cover their faces, but is that good enough?
No, showing two eyes is too much apparently. Women's vision should be obscured according to this sick bastard.
Even for Saudi, unbelievable.Why don't you just gouge her eyes out while you're at it?

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Saudi Arabia bans magazine with Pope Francis on cover


http://www.catholicherald.co.uk/news/2015/09/09/saudi-arabia-bans-magazine-with-pope-francis-on-cover/

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This will be the longest thread on the forum

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Saudi cleric warns driving could damage women's ovaries
http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/29/world/meast/saudi-arabia-women-driving-cleric/index.html

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Saudi cleric declares sun revolves around Earth

http://freebeacon.com/national-security/saudi-cleric-the-sun-revolves-around-the-earth/


Saudi cleric issues fatwa on snowmen
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jan/12/saudi-arabia-snowmen-winter-fatwa

A prominent Saudi Arabian cleric has whipped up controversy by issuing a religious edict forbidding the building of snowmen, describing them as anti-Islamic.

Asked on a religious website if it was permissible for fathers to build snowmen for their children after a snowstorm in the country’s north, Sheikh Mohammed Saleh al-Munajjid replied: “It is not permitted to make a statue out of snow, even by way of play and fun.”

Quoting from Muslim scholars, Munajjid argued that to build a snowman was to create an image of a human being, an action considered sinful under the kingdom’s strict interpretation of Sunni Islam.

“God has given people space to make whatever they want which does not have a soul, including trees, ships, fruits, buildings and so on,” he wrote in his ruling.

That provoked swift responses from Twitter users writing in Arabic and identifying themselves with Arab names.

“They are afraid for their faith of everything ... sick minds,” one Twitter user wrote.

Another posted a photo of a man in formal Arab garb holding the arm of a “snow bride” wearing a bra and lipstick. “The reason for the ban is fear of sedition,” he wrote.

A third said the country was plagued by two types of people: “A people looking for a fatwa [religious ruling] for everything in their lives, and a cleric who wants to interfere in everything in the lives of others through a fatwa.”

Munajjid had some supporters however. “It (building snowmen) is imitating the infidels, it promotes lustiness and eroticism,” one wrote. “May God preserve the scholars, for they enjoy sharp vision and recognise matters that even Satan does not think about.”

Snow has covered upland areas of Tabuk province near Saudi Arabia’s border with Jordan for the third consecutive year as cold weather swept across the Middle East.

[Guapo]

you go girl

[Profileid]

Considering like half their population is now obese,this might be a wise decision.
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/saudi-cleric-issues-fatwa-against-all-you-can-eat-buffets-1440275


A Saudi cleric named Saleh al-Fawzan has issued fatwa against all-you-can-eat buffets in Saudi Arabia. He made the statement on a Saudi Quranic TV station.

Fawzan said the value and quantity of the food sold should be pre-determined before hand.

"Whoever enters the buffet and eats for 10 or 50 riyals without deciding the quantity they will eat is violating Sharia (Islamic) law," Fawzan was quoted on al-Atheer channel.

The fatwa attempts to add plate piling eateries to the long list of things outlawed by religious edicts. It has been the subject of condemnation and debate on social media channels.

While some twitter users slammed the cleric's fatwa by using the hashtag "prohibiting-open-buffet" (in Arabic) others tweeted supporting it.

[Guapo]

Considering like half their population is now obese,this might be a wise decision.
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/saudi-cleric-issues-fatwa-against-all-you-can-eat-buffets-1440275

fat-wa

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fat-wa

lol

[Linebacker]

Haters gonna hate on Saudis.Babies like this one are not at all an uncommon sight on big city streets.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-H3jKSKnrnXg/UM7mvIxqnNI/AAAAAAAAEEs/0GuBd-K0fMo/s1600/ferrari-458-italia.jpg
http://ksa.yallamotor.com/uploads/article/777/pictures/69276/Lamborghini_LP700-4_Aventador_Roadster_Launch_Saudi_Arabia_10.jpg
http://gtspirit.com/wp-content/gallery/cars-and-coffee-saudi-arabia-2012/img_1673.jpg
http://im.rediff.com/money/2013/nov/07bill9.jpg

They crash them and they don't even give a fuck,they can straight away buy another one with pocket money.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-B_ypg2JHdlE/VIInDZqZioI/AAAAAAAAevA/jWmREh76Dg8/s1600/Lambo-Crash-20.jpg

Then come incredible cities,landmarks,hotels,culture spots - Yeah,they totally care about your post.

[Guapo]

^ gay cars, muscle cars are badass.

[Linebacker]

^ gay cars, muscle cars are badass.

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/image.php?u=389&dateline=1441911565

[Kazbolat]

Saudis are animals.

[Profileid]

Haters gonna hate on Saudis.Babies like this one are not at all an uncommon sight on big city streets.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-H3jKSKnrnXg/UM7mvIxqnNI/AAAAAAAAEEs/0GuBd-K0fMo/s1600/ferrari-458-italia.jpg
http://ksa.yallamotor.com/uploads/article/777/pictures/69276/Lamborghini_LP700-4_Aventador_Roadster_Launch_Saudi_Arabia_10.jpg
http://gtspirit.com/wp-content/gallery/cars-and-coffee-saudi-arabia-2012/img_1673.jpg
http://im.rediff.com/money/2013/nov/07bill9.jpg

They crash them and they don't even give a fuck,they can straight away buy another one with pocket money.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-B_ypg2JHdlE/VIInDZqZioI/AAAAAAAAevA/jWmREh76Dg8/s1600/Lambo-Crash-20.jpg

Then come incredible cities,landmarks,hotels,culture spots - Yeah,they totally care about your post.
You know, I would think of all the people who would have an axe to grind with the Saudis, it would be you.
>Praising a theocratic monarchy
>Praising rich people
Turn in your progressive card plz

[Profileid]

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/image.php?u=389&dateline=1441911565

I fapped.

[Guapo]

I fapped.

Me too like a gazillion times babe.

[Profileid]

Me too like a gazillion times babe.

You masturbate to yourself?
I can't say I'm surprised.

[Wadaad]

Kuwaiti official explains why his country wont take in refugees. Prepare to get mad


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZbCK95Zu_0

[Profileid]

Well this blows. Everything I had archived is gone.

[frankhammer]

You get to restart and we get to view the retardation once again. It could be seen as a win/win.

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2002 Mecca girl's school fire

Saudi Arabia's religious police stopped schoolgirls from leaving a blazing building because they were not wearing correct Islamic dress, according to Saudi newspapers.
In a rare criticism of the kingdom's powerful "mutaween" police, the Saudi media has accused them of hindering attempts to save 15 girls who died in the fire on Monday.
About 800 pupils were inside the school in the holy city of Mecca when the tragedy occurred.According to the al-Eqtisadiah daily, firemen confronted police after they tried to keep the girls inside because they were not wearing the headscarves and abayas (black robes) required by the kingdom's strict interpretation of Islam.
One witness said he saw three policemen "beating young girls to prevent them from leaving the school because they were not wearing the abaya".
The Saudi Gazette quoted witnesses as saying that the police - known as the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice - had stopped men who tried to help the girls and warned "it is a sinful to approach them".
The father of one of the dead girls said that the school watchman even refused to open the gates to let the girls out.
"Lives could have been saved had they not been stopped by members of the Commission for Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice," the newspaper concluded.
Relatives' anger

Families of the victims have been incensed over the deaths.
Most of the victims were crushed in a stampede as they tried to flee the blaze.
The school was locked at the time of the fire - a usual practice to ensure full segregation of the sexes.
The religious police are widely feared in Saudi Arabia. They roam the streets enforcing dress codes and sex segregation, and ensuring prayers are performed on time.
Those who refuse to obey their orders are often beaten and sometimes put in jail.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/1874471.stm

[Abdelnour]

I like the one story where Saudi Clerics consider babies to wear Burkas if female. :rolleyes:

[Abdelnour]

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/image.php?u=389&dateline=1441911565

Looks like Gilgamesh :D

[Profileid]

I like the one story where Saudi Clerics consider babies to wear Burkas if female. :rolleyes:

A classic.

A Saudi cleric has called for all female babies to be fully covered by wearing the face veil, commonly known as the burka, citing reports of little girls being sexually molested.

In a TV interview on the Islamic al-Majd TV, which seems to date back to mid-last year, Sheikh Abdullah Daoud, stressed that wearing the veil will protect baby girls. The Sheikh tried to back his assertion with claims of sexual molestation against babies in the kingdom, quoting unnamed medical and security sources.

Recently picked up on social media, Sheikh Dauod’s statement prompted wide condemnation from his fellow Saudis on Twitter. Some tweeps called for the Sheikh to be held accountable because his ruling denigrates Islam and breaches individual privacy.

Sheikh Mohammad al-Jzlana, former judge at the Saudi Board of Grievances, told Al Arabiya that Dauod’s ruling was denigrating to Islam and Shariah and made Islam look bad.

Jzlana urged people to ignore unregulated fatwas and explained that there are special regulations set by the Saudi authorities to administer religious edicts and appoint those who are entitled to issue them.

He said that he feels sad whenever he sees a family walking around with a veiled baby, describing that as injustice to children.
http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2013/02/03/264031.html