Description of England - according to Unenclyclopaedia.

[Treffie]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/England

Don't worry, I'm going to post the Scots, Irish and Welsh versions too.

[Beorn]

Im not being racist, but

Many people also enjoy the sport of being racist, an enormously popular game played in streets and ale house across the land. To begin a game, one player must say 'Im not being racist, but', before saying something racist. Players must then skilfully match each piece of ill-informed bigotry with another, until one of the following happens- everyone agrees that Hitler (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Hitler) wasn't such a bad bloke after all, or everyone passes out from drinking, or somebody that looks a bit foreign is light-heartedly beaten to death, or everybody goes home to re-write Uncyclopedia articles to include the word 'paki' and then look at some terrible, terrible bestial pornography (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pornography).



It's actually a very addictive game. :coffee: