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The Great Uniter
09-19-2015, 06:50 PM
http://33.media.tumblr.com/2c3d9ae294b66dc66136566cf61db27e/tumblr_inline_n3uhswufwH1qgp297.jpg
http://img13.deviantart.net/75d1/i/2013/093/2/4/vsauce_michael_stevens_s_epic_face__by_chevrolet_e vilimpala-d609yrl.png
https://www.sigmaxi.org/images/default-source/Programs/Honorary-Membership/michaelstevens.jpg?sfvrsn=2

Zroota
08-26-2018, 06:00 AM
Was about to make a thread on him. Odd that nobody replied to this. I guess he was a slightly difficult one.

He looks like an Ashkenazi Jew.

https://articlebio.com/uploads/bio/2017/05/29/michael-stevens.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hRV61rr4LbE/maxresdefault.jpg

As phenotypes go, perhaps Dinarid + Alpine? But I can also see an Alpinized Atlantid or Dinaridized Atlantid? Yeah, he's a tricky one. :confused:

Danzig
08-26-2018, 06:28 AM
i would say maybe jewish

Valwar
08-26-2018, 09:10 AM
North Atlantid + Alpine.

Zroota
08-26-2018, 11:44 AM
Up

gıulıoımpa
08-26-2018, 11:45 AM
atlantic + slight east alpine

PurpleSlander
08-26-2018, 11:55 AM
I wan't to say North Atlantid +Med (possibly Jewish?)

He has a massive skull, it looks both super wide and pretty long. My geography teacher had the same head shape and he looked Scottish/Irish. I think VSauce could be Scottish/Jewish. I'll look it up

PurpleSlander
08-26-2018, 12:00 PM
He is American, from the heartland. Could be Germanic, Celtic, Jewish, Italian, Scandinavian, anything. Stevens is probably an Anglo or Norse last name meaning "son of steven".

Zroota
08-26-2018, 12:25 PM
He is American, from the heartland. Could be Germanic, Celtic, Jewish, Italian, Scandinavian, anything. Stevens is probably an Anglo or Norse last name meaning "son of steven".
Many Americans of non-English descent tend to have Anglicized surnames though.

CommonSense
08-26-2018, 12:35 PM
North-Atlantid + Taurid

Zroota
08-27-2018, 02:16 AM
Bump

Meerkat
08-27-2018, 06:23 AM
He looks kind of Jewish but not really.

The Great Uniter
01-01-2019, 05:31 PM
Ashkenazis are literally mongrels, so what are we talking about? Ashkenazis are half-Semitic and half Slavic-Germanic-Ugric (Mainly German, Polish, Russian and Hungarian). I will go ahead and say he does look Scottish, an Atlantid Scottish mixed with German giving his head a different "Jew-ish" appearance but as someone said "not really". Larry David is a watered down Semitic with highly concentrated European blood and has a big nose. Goldbloom is more Middle Eastern obviously and seriously resembles the closest thing to the authentic original Jews. Michael ain't Jewish, his mixture of Mediterranean + Germanic/Slavic blood brings it out.

Knight Slayer
01-01-2019, 06:32 PM
The beard makes him looker broader and more robust than he really is, giving him an almost pseudo-borreby or Alpine appearance combined with the bald head which makes him appear globular and brachycephalic.

https://pics.ballmemes.com/an-ko-michael-stevens-jern-blessed-image-hey-38645193.png

In reality he is Sub-Atlanto-Mediterranean also called North-Western, or, as Lundman called it "North-Atlantid".

Creoda
01-01-2019, 06:38 PM
Ashkenazis are literally mongrels, so what are we talking about? Ashkenazis are half-Semitic and half Slavic-Germanic-Ugric (Mainly German, Polish, Russian and Hungarian). I will go ahead and say he does look Scottish, an Atlantid Scottish mixed with German giving his head a different "Jew-ish" appearance but as someone said "not really". Larry David is a watered down Semitic with highly concentrated European blood and has a big nose. Goldbloom is more Middle Eastern obviously and seriously resembles the closest thing to the authentic original Jews. Michael ain't Jewish, his mixture of Mediterranean + Germanic/Slavic blood brings it out.
Full Ashkenazi's have very little Northern European blood.

CrinjaNinja
11-21-2021, 04:03 AM
Alpinized North Atlantid or Keltic Nordid with Borreby influence.

Interestingly, according to Ethnicelebs, he is mostly of English ancestry, since his father was from London. What makes him has pseudo-Jewish features is mostly by the Alpinization of West Eurasians, which the British had just like other Europeans before receiving their blonde hair trait. Apparently he has some German (I'm not sure what kind of German, but he definitely does not contain any traces of Ashkenazi Jewish, but maybe Swiss-German?) and Welsh on his father's side.

I'm not sure about his mother, but maybe it's his mother that may contain some Ashkenazi Jewish heritage.

Didac
11-21-2021, 04:08 AM
Alpinized North Atlantid or Keltic Nordid with Borreby influence.

Interestingly, according to Ethnicelebs, he is mostly of English ancestry, since his father was from London. What makes him has pseudo-Jewish features is mostly by the Alpinization of West Eurasians, which the British had just like other Europeans before receiving their blonde hair trait. Apparently he has some German (I'm not sure what kind of German, but he definitely does not contain any traces of Ashkenazi Jewish, but maybe Swiss-German?) and Welsh on his father's side.

I'm not sure about his mother, but maybe it's his mother that may contain some Ashkenazi Jewish heritage.

He doesn’t look Jewish at all just people don’t know how jews look he looks American. And no it’s not a british feature since Americans aren’t purely 1 ethnicity 99% of the time. Can guarantee he’s a mix melting pot of European ethnicities

aherne
11-21-2021, 04:45 AM
Middle Eastern + European = Jew

CrinjaNinja
12-13-2021, 08:27 AM
Read this most stupid thread in the world that has VSauce in it and could help you answer this question: https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?251217-Keltic-Nordid-is-a-Jewish-phenotype-in-origin/page5

CrinjaNinja
12-13-2021, 08:47 AM
Additionally, as he is mostly of British Isles (English + Welsh) ancestry, he also has some Greek and German ancestry.