My 17th Chromosome is pretty Balkanigger

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

http://image.prntscr.com/image/3f2fa2a8c2874b76a44e58b821240de8.png

According to 23andme I get my Balkan ancestry entirely from my 17th chromosome. It would appear my 17th Chromosome (or, the first one of the two) is mostly Balkan genetically.

I think I understand why I am so neurotic and impulsive now.

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

I wonder since there are technically two of them, one must come from a certain parent?

I am almost certain it comes from my dad. He looks Balkanoid and it is very possible he has Balkan ancestry.

[Hoxhaism]

ok, now pick a side and start a balkan war on an unrelated thread

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

ok, now pick a side and start a balkan war on an unrelated thread

I've always wanted to do that

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

If anyone wants to see my dad for classification purposes hmu

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

ok, now pick a side and start a balkan war on an unrelated thread

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e5/03/6b/e5036bfb9aa8a47504f24ebab14b7a25.jpg

these are my choices

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

wait why is Turkey's flag on there lol

[Hoxhaism]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e5/03/6b/e5036bfb9aa8a47504f24ebab14b7a25.jpg

these are my choices

pick one *cough albania*

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

pick one *cough albania*

grandma musta been a gheg!

[Hoxhaism]

grandma musta been a gheg!

*cough *toskeria

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

*cough *toskeria

Er, I mean, she must have been Tosk!

[Danaan]

grandma musta been a gheg!

Yes, she was a Gheg and the Ghegs are so much better. Hoxha was a Tosk. Open a thread about how bad they are.

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

Yes, she was a Gheg and the Ghegs are so much better. Hoxha was a Tosk. Open a thread about how bad they are.

Gheg superiority!

I need to join that 'Gheg Highlander' permission group lol

[Hoxhaism]

Er, I mean, she must have been Tosk!

i approve, you are ready to go!
Top tips to wind up other balkanites:
1. post a bunch of eupedia maps proving their mixed heritage
2. thumbs down all their posts.

[Hoxhaism]

Yes, she was a Gheg and the Ghegs are so much better. Hoxha was a Tosk. Open a thread about how bad they are.

TOSK SUPERIORITY IS OUT OF YOUR REACH

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

TOSK SUPERIORITY IS OUT OF YOUR REACH

Depends how much of a nationalist Hoxha was. I have a feeling he must have been 80s equivalent of today's progressives - as you worship him and I think you are pretty progressive. No offense :)

[Hoxhaism]

Depends how much of a nationalist Hoxha was. I have a feeling he must have been 80s equivalent of today's progressives - as you worship him and I think you are pretty progressive. No offense :)

He was, he strongly enforced women's rights.
Although he banned abortion, only because he wanted the population to grow.
i didn't agree with everything he did but i think people demonize him too much, look at our literacy rate before and after his regime.

[catgeorge]

Good for you now embrace the Children of War

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

https://s15.postimg.org/lddr4h18b/webcam_toy_photo4_3.jpg

Do I look more Gheg or Tosk? Or maybe not even Albanian? What kind of Balkanigger am I truly? Also, same question goes for my dad, who most likely has Balkan blood and it is where I get it from:

https://s14.postimg.org/lxr6h8gmp/imgpsh_fullsize.png

[Danaan]

Gheg superiority!

I need to join that 'Gheg Highlander' permission group lol

That's the right choice. The Tosks destroyed their language.
Gheg vs Tosk = Normal vs Abnormal
anëmik - armik = enemy

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

Good for you now embrace the Children of War

What is the Children of War?

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

He was, he strongly enforced women's rights.
Although he banned abortion, only because he wanted the population to grow.
i didn't agree with everything he did but i think people demonize him too much, look at our literacy rate before and after his regime.

I don't mind women's rights, and I am pro-choice as well, however, I am very Nationalist - I hope Hoxha defended his people's interests.

[Danaan]

https://s15.postimg.org/lddr4h18b/webcam_toy_photo4_3.jpg

Do I look more Gheg or Tosk? Or maybe not even Albanian? What kind of Balkanigger am I truly? Also, same question goes for my dad, who most likely has Balkan blood and it is where I get it from:

https://s14.postimg.org/lxr6h8gmp/imgpsh_fullsize.png

More Serb?

[Hoxhaism]

I don't mind women's rights, and I am pro-choice as well, however, I am very Nationalist - I hope Hoxha defended his people's interests.

he did, he was very progressive but he was also a hardcore nationalist.

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

More Serb?

Yeah I do get a Serb vibe..

Tell me, my dad pass well as pure Irish/German? I don't think so - I think he has visible Balkan influence or something.

[Hoxhaism]

More Serb?

NO TOSK HIGHLANDER

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

he did, he was very progressive but he was also a hardcore nationalist.

Then I respect him.

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

NO TOSK HIGHLANDER

Do you think me/my dad look Tosk?

I mean, I personally don't think I look really Balkanoid. My dad I think looks some sort of Balkan though. He looks like he belongs in the remove kebab video lol

[Danaan]

Yeah I do get a Serb vibe..

Tell me, my dad pass well as pure Irish/German? I don't think so - I think he has visible Balkan influence or something.

The Germans are very diverse and I think yes.

[Hoxhaism]

Do you think me/my dad look Tosk?

I mean, I personally don't think I look really Balkanoid. My dad I think looks some sort of Balkan though. He looks like he belongs in the remove kebab video lol

honestly no, he doesn't look serbian either
he looks croatian due to the german influence.

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

honestly no, he doesn't look serbian either
he looks croatian due to the german influence.

Not pure Irish/German though?

And yes I can definitely see that.

[Hoxhaism]

Not pure Irish/German though?

And yes I can definitely see that.

he does look pure irish/german, but if he could pass the most in a balkan nation it would be croatia.

[Dick]

Not pure Irish/German though?

And yes I can definitely see that.

YOUR DAD HAS SAXON TRANSYLVANIAN ANCESTRY

[gültekin]

wait why is Turkey's flag on there lol
because that malakes can't fight without mention to us , a 500 year long reason.

[dddcc]

This is what my 20.th chromosome scores in Kurd's K10 calculator
FINAL ADMIXTURE PROPORTIONS:
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21.93% Kurdish
0.00% SE_European
0.00% NE_Asian
1.29% SE_Asian
18.34% NW_European
0.01% NE_European
0.01% Indian
33.60% Sardinian
21.63% SW_Asian
3.19% Sub_Saharan

CPU time = 1.30 sec

Whereas my whole genome scores as follows:
8.53% Kurdish
10.27% SE-European
18.23% NE-European
0.00% Indian
0.05% E-Asian
22.34% NW-European
0.93% Siberian
14.51% Sardinian
18.28% SW-Asian
6.84% Sub-Saharan

[dddcc]

As you could see, my 20th chromosome is at odd with my other chromosomes in scoring very low NE and SE European but higher Kurdish and Sardinian.
http://i66.tinypic.com/v3kkna.jpg

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

YOUR DAD HAS SAXON TRANSYLVANIAN ANCESTRY

Yeah, when I say 'probably Balkan' it is through his German side..they were probably Transylvania Saxons and they must have mixed at least somewhat with the native Transylvanians and..I get my 17th chromosome from them apparently.