Interesting take on origin of the Slavs

[Slavic Italian]

https://www.thetrumpet.com/article/8449.24.136.0/religion/bible/who-are-the-slavs

[Linebacker]

Slavs descend from ancient Eastern Hunter-Gatherer populations like Sungirs and Pavlovians.The article is a laugh.

http://www.anthropark.wz.cz/pavlov73.JPG

http://www.anthropark.wz.cz/gravet10.jpg

http://donsmaps.com/images8/sungirbeadmaking.jpg

http://donsmaps.com/images8/sungirburialclothes.jpg

http://www.iabrno.cz/agalerie/gravet52.jpg

http://www.iabrno.cz/agalerie/pavlov34.jpg

[Ülev]

Slavs are from Tau-Ceti star, Cetus constellation

[Poise n Pen]

How can they come from some totally unrelated language groups? How stupid.

[Wanderer]

Saw that the URL had "religion/bible/" in it & stopped reading there.

[Norka]

Literally Swamp people.

[Constantine13]

Is it me, or do the words "Slav" and "Scithian" seem way too similar to be a coincidence?

"Slav" sounds like an exonym too. Do Slavic people actually call themselves this in their languages?