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Peterski
12-01-2016, 12:26 AM
Top Five Roundest Countries in the World:

http://blog.zeit.de/teilchen/2016/07/29/runde-laender-ranking-liste-sierra-leone/?utm_content=zeitde_redpost_zon_link_sf&utm_campaign=ref&utm_source=facebook_zonaudev_int&utm_medium=sm&utm_term=facebook_zonaudev_int&wt_zmc=sm.int.zonaudev.facebook.ref.zeitde.redpost _zon.link.sf

http://gciruelos.com/what-is-the-roundest-country.html

1) Sierra Leone (roundness index 0,934):

http://blog.zeit.de/teilchen/files/2016/07/Bildschirmfoto-2016-07-29-um-13.31.38-620x283.png

2) Nauru (roundness index 0,923)

3) Zimbabwe (roundness index 0,915)

4) Vatican City (but it doesn't count, because it is not really a country!)

5) Poland (roundness index 0,903):

http://blog.zeit.de/teilchen/files/2016/07/Bildschirmfoto-2016-07-29-um-13.29.27-620x353.png

...

30) Germany (roundness index 0,853):

http://blog.zeit.de/teilchen/files/2016/07/Bildschirmfoto-2016-07-29-um-14.15.11-1-620x320.png

Annie999
12-01-2016, 12:41 AM
Uruguay is pretty round

https://s14.postimg.org/smyd9kolt/round.jpg

Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas
12-01-2016, 12:45 AM
Portugal on 165th place, not that round as expected.

Melki
12-01-2016, 02:24 PM
Poland is square like a Polish brachycephalic head. :icon_yes:

http://zupimages.net/up/16/48/e9a8.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=16/48/e9a8.jpg)

Melki
12-01-2016, 03:33 PM
My Catholic Spanish grandmother would have promised my soul would burn in Hell for that, but nothing can save me from damnation, now. My German atavistic genes force me to make fun of Poland.

In fact, the whole Poland can fit into a Polish brachycephalic head.

http://zupimages.net/up/16/48/u1u7.png (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=16/48/u1u7.png)

I came across another interesting theory. Judging by its flag, Poland is Anti-Indonesia

http://zupimages.net/up/16/48/7lfi.png (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=16/48/7lfi.png)

http://zupimages.net/up/16/48/qau7.png (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=16/48/qau7.png)

So we have:

http://zupimages.net/up/16/48/chiz.png (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=16/48/chiz.png)

Therefore, if Poland or Indonesia were ever to meet, interact, or touch in any way shape or form, all existence would be destroyed. Ironically, Indonesia has forgotten Poland.

Besides, Poland is the Adjoint-Inverse of Malta.

http://zupimages.net/up/16/48/exkj.png (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=16/48/exkj.png)

So we have:

http://zupimages.net/up/16/48/5ru1.png (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=16/48/5ru1.png)

As a result, Poland and Malta form hermitian bijections onto each other.

Bezprym
12-01-2016, 03:45 PM
Poland is square like a Polish brachycephalic head. :icon_yes:


My Catholic Spanish grandmother would have promised my soul would burn in Hell for that, but nothing can save me from damnation, now. My German atavistic genes force me to make fun of Poland.

In fact, the whole Poland can fit into a Polish brachycephalic head.

http://zupimages.net/up/16/48/u1u7.png (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=16/48/u1u7.png)

I have another interesting theory. Judging by its flag, Poland is Anti-Indonesia

http://zupimages.net/up/16/48/7lfi.png (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=16/48/7lfi.png)

http://zupimages.net/up/16/48/qau7.png (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=16/48/qau7.png)

So we have:

http://zupimages.net/up/16/48/chiz.png (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=16/48/chiz.png)

Therefore, if Poland or Indonesia were ever to meet, interact, or touch in any way shape or form, all existence would be destroyed. Ironically, Indonesia has forgotten Poland.

Besides, Poland is the Adjoint-Inverse of Malta.

http://zupimages.net/up/16/48/exkj.png (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=16/48/exkj.png)

So we have:

http://zupimages.net/up/16/48/5ru1.png (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=16/48/5ru1.png)

As a result, Poland and Malta form hermitian bijections onto each other.

Age: 39 :confused:

Magnolia
12-01-2016, 03:47 PM
....

War Chef
12-01-2016, 03:50 PM
Poland ball :)

http://i67.tinypic.com/2ujm2bl.png

frankhammer
12-01-2016, 03:52 PM
Not a fat shaming thread. Surprising.

Peterski
12-01-2016, 07:00 PM
I came across another interesting theory. Judging by its flag, Poland is Anti-Indonesia

Indonesia is a Muslim country. Poland is an Anti-Muslim country. Indeed, Poland is Anti-Indonesia.

Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik
12-01-2016, 07:12 PM
They also have the roundest heads!

Melki
12-01-2016, 07:18 PM
Age: 39 :confused:

Don't lie, I could feel the big smile in your face when you saw your Pope's “charted face“ ;-)


Poland ball :)

http://i67.tinypic.com/2ujm2bl.png

No, Indonesia ball. :)


Poland is an Anti-Muslim country.

What about your Tatar community ?

Peterski
12-01-2016, 07:42 PM
What about your Tatar community ?

Poland is a Pro-Tatar country.

Melki
12-01-2016, 08:57 PM
Lipka Tatars are Muslims. How can you be anti-Muslim and pro-Tatar in the same time ?

http://zupimages.net/up/16/46/nu8m.gif (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=16/46/nu8m.gif)

Peterski
12-01-2016, 09:04 PM
Lipka Tatars are Muslims. How can you be anti-Muslim and pro-Tatar in the same time ?

I simply cherry-pick. Kurds, Lipka Tatars, etc. are good Muslims:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQqPf6Dm1NI

Melki
12-01-2016, 09:09 PM
I simply cherry-pick. Kurds, Lipka Tatars, etc. are good Muslims:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQqPf6Dm1NI

So, you mean ethnicity matters more to you than religion ? Then you're anti-Rethelian too...:confused:

Peterski
12-02-2016, 07:51 AM
So, you mean ethnicity matters more to you than religion?

Not really, it depends on a particular case. But Lipka Tatars integrate and assimilate well.

As a citizen I can cherry-pick what kind of immigrants I want to welcome, and what kind of immigrants I don't want to come here. And whether my preferences are based on religion, ethnicity, or on a roll of the dice, is not your business. :) Then I can vote for a party which supports "this or that" kind of immigration.

Of course these Tatars are a native minority here, they have lived in Poland for centuries.

Insuperable
12-02-2016, 07:54 AM
No, it is Croatia.

Szegedist
12-02-2016, 08:01 AM
No, it is Croatia.

Czechs out.

http://i64.tinypic.com/2v1rfc1.png

Insuperable
12-02-2016, 08:02 AM
^
Hahaha:thumb001:

Mikula
01-16-2018, 09:23 PM
I expect that Chile had to be the last one of the Earth :)

Dick
01-16-2018, 09:25 PM
Now it all makes sense why Polish chicks have the biggest boobs


http://busty.pl/

ЛыSSый
01-16-2018, 10:07 PM
round as fuck

https://a.radikal.ru/a29/1801/30/66962d1febb7.jpg (https://radikal.ru)

CrazyCatLady
01-16-2018, 10:12 PM
Poland is square like a Polish brachycephalic head. :icon_yes:

http://zupimages.net/up/16/48/e9a8.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=16/48/e9a8.jpg)

Polish heads aren't all brachycephalic.

Cristiano viejo
01-16-2018, 10:23 PM
Great achievement to be proud, Polacks...

Porn Master
01-16-2018, 10:24 PM
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9bAseKSvrn4/V5sV9PxBzmI/AAAAAAAAv4k/j5eh9oZg-ekwIJVfGey48SRWJD_TwYEcQCLcB/s523/map-property-values-usa.gif

Peterski
01-28-2018, 03:59 AM
Poland ball :)

http://i67.tinypic.com/2ujm2bl.png

The Visegrád Group as a whole is also pretty round:

https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?233999-Fant4stic-Four-the-Visegr%E1d-Group

Dandelion
01-28-2018, 04:16 AM
Even Polish people have round faces.

EDIT: I'm a fool not to have expected this to be already mentioned in a four-page long thread.

greasycaveman
01-28-2018, 04:24 AM
macedonia looks more rounder

Bobby Martnen
02-04-2018, 05:41 PM
It would be interesting to try this with pre-WWII Germany - I wonder how East Prussia would effect the roundness score.

Bobby Martnen
02-04-2018, 05:44 PM
Not really, it depends on a particular case. But Lipka Tatars integrate and assimilate well.

As a citizen I can cherry-pick what kind of immigrants I want to welcome, and what kind of immigrants I don't want to come here. And whether my preferences are based on religion, ethnicity, or on a roll of the dice, is not your business. :) Then I can vote for a party which supports "this or that" kind of immigration.

Of course these Tatars are a native minority here, they have lived in Poland for centuries.

Poland should take in no immigrants, with the exception of ethnic Poles abroad and highly educated and skilled people (i.e. philosophers, artists, etc...)

The same applies to pretty much any country.

wvwvw
02-04-2018, 09:48 PM
I thought roundest around the waist ;)