Funniest surnames. post the ones in your country/language with translation

[Nurzat]

I'll start with Romanian ones. Romanians often have funny names (exact meaning in the brackets):

Vacăgrasă (Fat cow)
Ochiroșii (Red eyes)
Coadăgalbenă (Yellow tail)
Bounegru (Black bull)
Boubătrîn (Old bull)
Pisdeli (Thrashings, beatings)
Amotostivuitoriței (Son of the forklift female driver)
Chistol (Pistol in moldavian dialect)
Curjos (Low ass, probably referring to an ancestor with short legs)
Bucă (Buttock, ass cheek)
Regulatu (The fucked one)
Oasenegre (Black bones)
Gunoi (Garbage)
Sulică (Little dick)
Muia (The blow job)
Nespălatu (The unwashed/filthy one)
Găinaț (Bird poop)
Coi (Testicle)
Pipi (Pee)
Curu (The ass)
Jegu (The filth)
Sfîrc (Nipple)

source (http://someseanul.ro/cele-mai-ridicole-nume-si-prenume-gasite-in-buletin-la-romani-foto/)

in Romanian:
j is like French j
ș = sh
ț = tz/ts
î = Russian ы, Turkish ı, Estonian õ
ă = Albanian ë
chi, che = ki, ke
gi, ge = dji, dje

[Light]

hhhhahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa awesome!

[Laberia]

This red eyes, i think is not something special. About the rest, this, Son of the forklift female driver and this The fucked one, are just incredibile. In every country you can find strange names and surnames, but Romania seems in a different level.

[Nurzat]

This red eyes, i think is not something special. About the rest, this, Son of the forklift female driver and this The fucked one, are just incredibile. In every country you can find strange names and surnames, but Romania seems in a different level.

motostivuitor - forklift
motostivuitoriță - forklift female driver
Amotostivuitoriței - son/daughter of the forklift female driver

good image:
http://doosanflt.com/pw1/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Girls-In-Warehouse.jpg

you can check the names on Facebook - some of those on the list are not rare at all. plus, a whole lot of Romanians have animal surnames, very very popular, but not necessarily funny (some are articulated, others not, for example the common name is THE Bear (Ursu), but in case of the fox, it s simply Fox (Vulpe)) :

Ursu (the bear)
Curcă (female turkey)
Cucoș (rooster)
Veveriță (squirrel, lol)
Lupu (the wolf)
Vulpe (fox)
Cerbu (the stag)
Popîndău (gopher, lol again)
Șarpe (snake)
Broască (frog)
Calu (the horse)
Cobîlă (mare, the female horse)

[Laberia]

Interesting. I am curious about the surname of Deymark the bastard. I am undecided between:
Sulică, Curjos and Cobîlă. But at the end i decided for Nespălatu.

[alnortedelsur]

Spanish surname Hurtado means "stolen" in Spanish.

[AphroditeWorshiper]

I knew an girl in school with the surname "Rola", that means "Dick" here in Brazil

^ she hated so much this lol

[Laberia]

In Albania during the communism there some people who have some strange names like Partizan, Proletar, Demokrat, Kongres, etc. Of course they were from communist families, brainwashed peoples.

[Costas]

"Pico" can mean dick in Chilean

"Concha" can mean vagina in Chilean

"Cerda" means female pig in Spanish

"De la Cerda" means "of the female pig" in Spanish

"Guajardo" means vomit in Chilean

"Vinagre" means vinegar in Spanish

"Ay" is the expression you use in Chile when you hurt yourself

Those are the ones I remember now

[Smitty]

Gasaway. Self-explanatory. I thought that one was funny as a kid.

[Enflamme]

My last name is Level. So?

[alnortedelsur]

"Pico" can mean dick in Chilean

"Concha" can mean vagina in Chilean

"Cerda" means female pig in Spanish

"De la Cerda" means "of the female pig" in Spanish

"Guajardo" means vomit in Chilean

"Vinagre" means vinegar in Spanish

"Ay" is the expression you use in Chile when you hurt yourself

Those are the ones I remember now

So, in Chile you would laugh at the last name of this Mexican actress:

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/541814794358362113/9IFDhBvn_400x400.jpeg

[Queen B]

Some I have came across

Poulos (dick in slang)
Kapsokolis (burned-ass) - Zakynthos
Stravokolis (awry-ass) - Zakynthos
Tsiboukis (blowjob in slang)
Feta (self-explenatory)

Some I have heard of
Katsika (goat)
Loukanikos (sausage)
Hatziroufas (hatzi - suck)

[Hithaeglir]

The funniest i have encountered is Ksesfiggoulis...which translates into a person who unclenches.

[Bezprym]

I had a teacher in a college with a surname Fiutka, where "fiut" means dick.

[alnortedelsur]

Last name Pulido means "polished" in Spanish.

[Milo]

i know a guy whos surname is boob

[RandoBloom]

Sprcic / Prcic - Got screwed/screws

Guzin/Guzinovic - Ass, son of Ass

Supcic - Little Asshole

Picuga - Giant pussy

Drka - Wanker

Kuraja, Kuraica, Kures - Dick, little dick, from dick

Prce - screws

Pizdolac - Pussy valley

Prkacin - pokes asshole/digs around asshole

Kopilas - Bastard/makes bastards

Slinic - sniveler

Droce/Drocic - slut/son of a slut

Pesko - faggot

Koljibaba/Mucibaba - Beheads grandmas/Tortures grandmas.

Derikucka - Broken slut/screaming slut

Those are the ones I heard and know of. There are plenty more

[ariel]

I know russian girl with the russian surname kustov its meanbin hebrew good pussy

[Mraz]

Sprcic / Prcic - Got screwed/screws

Guzin/Guzinovic - Ass, son of Ass

Supcic - Little Asshole

Picuga - Giant pussy

Drka - Wanker

Kuraja, Kuraica, Kures - Dick, little dick, from dick

Prce - screws

Pizdolac - Pussy valley

Prkacin - pokes asshole/digs around asshole

Kopilas - Bastard/makes bastards

Slinic - sniveler

Droce/Drocic - slut/son of a slut

Pesko - faggot

Koljibaba/Mucibaba - Beheads grandmas/Tortures grandmas.

Derikucka - Broken slut/screaming slut

Those are the ones I heard and know of. There are plenty more

I'd add
Zaklan - slain
Kukavica - coward
Burekovic - son of burek

[Mens-Sarda]

in Sardinia the surnames are all about physical features, nicknames, jobs, animals, place names

Barra = jaw
Barrosu = cheeky
Baule = coffin
Beccu = buck
Biccu = beak
Boe = ox
Bulla = bubble (because of the belly round like a bubble)
Cabras = goats
Cambilargu, Cambilargiu = large legged
Casu = cheese
Còncas = heads
Concudu, Concone = big headed
Cubeddu = diminutive of Cuba,Cupa = barrel
Cùccu = cuckoo
Cùccuru = top of the mountain, top of the head
Ganadu, Ganau = desirous, longing
Ladu = wide
Longu = long
Lòriga = chain's link
Mannu = big
Marras = front teeth
Muroni, Murone = mouflon
Murru, Murrighìle, Muzzighìle = snout, muzzle
Muscas = flies
Muscadu, Muscau = infested, annoyed by flies
Nieddu = black
Nughes = walnuts
Palimodde = soft shouldered, lazybones
Piras = pears
Piredda = little pear
Porcu = pork
Porcheddu = little pork
Puddu = chicken
Rassu = fat
Ruju = red
Russu = large
Ruzzu = rough
Sanna = fang
Sedda = saddle
Seddaiu = saddler
Serra = saw
Trudda = wooden spoon
Truddaiu = wooden spoon maker

[Skjaldemjøden]

Kofod (originally koefoed) is a local surname meaning cow foot.

[Laberia]

I'd add
Zaklan - slain
Kukavica - coward
Burekovic - son of burek

Hahahahahaha. This son of burek.

[Daco Celtic]

Amotostivuitoriței - son/daughter of the forklift female driver


I'm dead
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[Mikula]

I have start simillar thread (https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?206439-Post-funny-lastnames-what-appears-in-your-country) before , already

[alnortedelsur]

Spanish surname Maldonado sounds like the Spanish phrase "mal donado" which means "badly donated"

Spanish surname Delgadillo means "skinny"

Spanish surname Cuevas means "caves"

[Nurzat]

I have start simillar thread (https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?206439-Post-funny-lastnames-what-appears-in-your-country) before , already

nope, mine was opened in January 2017. however, fun topic :)