Dark humor thread

[Jehan]

https://img.ifcdn.com/images/3d7203e738196a0dec033fdafa37e2585801e3dbead3763471 53bfdc1c1c2328_1.jpg

[Jehan]

What is white at the top and black at the bottom?

society




http://hiddenlolcdn.com/i/81588.jpg




Doctor: You're obese.

Patient: Whoa, for that I definitely want a second opinion.

Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.

[Grenzland]

http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/186077_700b.jpg

[Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas]

http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/6293343_700b.jpg

[Jehan]

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.



I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

This is just a joke, I'am strongly against the practice of mixing whiskey with coke.

[Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/005/713/7e9.jpg


https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder428/62555428.jpg

[Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/d6/d64eb8d03a7536cb73ef230a29941cf26fc3a28c5d2e08af1e 1c31b6288a6bc9.jpg

https://cdn1.lockerdome.com/uploads/1542c41f755c76e32f994875ef4bbf69837b80b5a90cc84d05 f851aa510b49e4_large

https://pics.onsizzle.com/to-save-confusion-stop-pdf-islam-adobe-this-is-a-2647378.png

https://img.ifcdn.com/images/c0d01d4590ca89ddc6a734be23e1c2a065d0f752b520677279 29953abd1ebf50_1.jpg

[Grenzland]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/24/244f9fd502b93bba809b1b6f5165e2e972d427a70166718203 6512613b6881e4.jpg

[Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas]

This thread = xD

[Linebacker]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/i-said-glass-of-juice.jpg

[Jehan]

I'am very disapoint, lately this thread as turn into a racist thread. I'am strongly against it.
Racism is like nigger, it shouldn't exist.

[Melki]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/005/713/7e9.jpg


https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder428/62555428.jpg

Pssssst, HEY look here Viriatinho ! :thumb001:

-Chewbacca is Portuguese

http://zupimages.net/up/17/02/ejeb.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=17/02/ejeb.jpg)

-a pair of Portuguese flip-flops

http://zupimages.net/up/17/02/k343.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=17/02/k343.jpg)

-Portuguese BBQ

http://zupimages.net/up/17/02/du77.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=17/02/du77.jpg)

-Portuguese motorcycle Grand Prix in Estoril

http://zupimages.net/up/17/02/2rq3.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=17/02/2rq3.jpg)

-Portuguese dentistry

http://zupimages.net/up/17/02/4d4p.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=17/02/4d4p.jpg)

-Às aaaaaaarmas, às aaaaaaarmas !

http://zupimages.net/up/17/02/0n2n.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=17/02/0n2n.jpg)

Portugal: a Third-World nation full of brown people who still believe they are Europeans (not a single drop of Moorish blood !). :rotfl:

[Melki]

If you visit a building site in France, you will find out that all workers are dark-haired and olive-skinned. Some of them are North Africans, and some others are Portuguese. Yet, they look so similar, how can you tell them apart ?

That's simple. You should wait until Friday. On that day, North Africans go to the mosque whereas Portuguese smell like sardines. :lmao

[Jehan]

If you visit a building site in France, you will find out that all workers are dark-haired and olive-skinned. Some of them are North Africans, and some others are Portuguese. Yet, they look so similar, how can you tell them apart ?

That's simple. You should wait until Friday. On that day, North Africans go to the mosque whereas Portuguese smell like sardines. :lmao


That's one of the less funny joke I ever heard. It's so bad :picard1: and the :lmao at the end. You can't be for real. I know you are trolling but you must improve your game.

The previous joke with "J'aime pas les blagues sur les portugais, elles me mettent de mauvais poil" was far better.

[Melki]

This thread = xD

You're right, this thread = xD. I have plenty of jokes about woggish Portuguese. :thumb001:


That's one of the less funny joke I ever heard. It's so bad :picard1: and the :lmao at the end. You can't be for real. I know you are trolling but you must improve your game.

The previous joke with "J'aime pas les blagues sur les portugais, elles me mettent de mauvais poil" was far better.

Just replace "Portuguese" with "Jews" and you will find it funnier. :thumb001:

EDIT: another thumb down for that comment from Jehan. Smells like butthurt tonight.

[Wadaad]

If you visit a building site in France, you will find out that all workers are dark-haired and olive-skinned. Some of them are North Africans, and some others are Portuguese. Yet, they look so similar, how can you tell them apart ?

That's simple. You should wait until Friday. On that day, North Africans go to the mosque whereas Portuguese smell like sardines. :lmao

lol

[Mikula]

It is a dark and knocking on the door.
What is it?

Our light future

[Jehan]

You're right, this thread = xD. I have plenty of jokes about woggish Portuguese. :thumb001:

J'aimes pas les blagues sur les portugais, elles sont pas constructives.




Just replace "Portuguese" with "Jews" and you will find it funnier. :thumb001:

Oh yeah, because I'am antisemite I forget it.:picard1:

[Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas]

Melki, I wonder what is you IQ level. Do you know what black humor is? I don't mind you doing black humoured jokes about Portuguese people but as far as I know Portuguese people are not generally considered serious or taboo.

Never mind, I guess you are too obtuse to even understand what black humor is xD


http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wanting-to-go-to-paris-with-your-bffs.jpg

[crazyladybutterfly]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c7/a0/95/c7a09550b7d24559828cf31edc7614c5.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Sr7IdO7.png

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[Indomitable]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a3/dc/e4/a3dce471eba6def5adaf2bf1a113cb4b.jpg

[Dandelion]

Italian cinema from the '70s was dark


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC-rL1ENL7s

The Anglophone version has cut short the end scene though, in fear of Black uprising.

[crazyladybutterfly]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/ce/ce1e233828430811c9d1f1cafa4a4a8d01bcd93689026208af 7e5bdeacf6c595.jpg

http://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/3/2933/she_ll_love_me_eventually_540.jpg

https://d.justpo.st/media/images/2014/01/81be92f90f4f08785afc9f1166ca7914.jpg

http://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/3/2933/4.4.jpg

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Luftwaffles_f2f18b_5173682.jpg

http://www.vitamin-ha.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Funny-Christmas-Pictures-106.jpg

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http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Dark+humour_9e4417_3909356.jpg

[meninodeengenho]

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[Charles Bronson]

http://i68.tinypic.com/al3r5k.jpg

[Indomitable]

http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/p640x640/13269323_237138749989669_115413381_n.jpg?ig_cache_ key=MTI2MTUzOTc1NDcyOTUzNzE5NQ%3D%3D.2

[Grenzland]

http://i.imgur.com/UYlSal9.png

https://img.memecdn.com/cyanide-and-happiness_o_319052.jpg

[Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/9f/9ff0ba4bc6969c63d85a022eb2ab1c5082f4980148ed344aa7 5957a640674a1b.jpg

http://ci.memecdn.com/3299937.jpg

[Indomitable]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/26/eb/5d/26eb5d633c1b95609b04bea4654d8f37.jpg

[meninodeengenho]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCC4x4aDDXJzkqTSvMTQILn88EGhbSO we2vMNHPi198eKlW0HRHZ7fJMnc
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[Indomitable]

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[Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/be/bed39e4c5ed7dd384e0a9365d05863569cda86d78d8d1e2f07 1cafbd6393e650.jpg

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/057/303/d05.jpg

http://img.memecdn.com/jesus-loves-you_o_1169011.jpg

[meninodeengenho]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRT58RJm-XIXDHr_ymwqZsWd63mmE4dZc3dLWZnModZvpUF2v6f
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[Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas]

http://i.imgur.com/cRGHvTS.jpg

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_eDeFZwM0xU4/TPIZKbcy6OI/AAAAAAAAD_w/xZlXXrBQiHk/s1600/Jesus%20is%20watching%20you%20fap.jpg

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/897/009/682.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/gsjJZ.jpg

[crazyladybutterfly]

http://ci.memecdn.com/4933056.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f7/e1/95/f7e1954361417afa7a763098f1c45495.jpg

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http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/926/937/29f.jpg

[Melki]

-Miss Portugal

url=http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=15/46/cuew.jpg]http://zupimages.net/up/15/46/cuew.jpg[/url]

Pictures of various Portuguese men, women and children. I let you imagine how the vaginas smell in summer...

http://zupimages.net/up/17/02/t53f.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=17/02/t53f.jpg)

http://zupimages.net/up/17/02/120h.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=17/02/120h.jpg)

http://zupimages.net/up/17/02/eo9d.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=17/02/eo9d.jpg)

http://zupimages.net/up/15/50/3vf1.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=15/50/3vf1.jpg)

http://zupimages.net/up/17/02/dwwl.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=17/02/dwwl.jpg)

http://zupimages.net/up/17/02/4tpl.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=17/02/4tpl.jpg)

[crazyladybutterfly]

http://i.imgur.com/hMQ4LxD.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/IUpyo9v.png

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/8e/2c/64/8e2c64f0f9c69f3d231d22bd02204f83.jpg

https://pics.onsizzle.com/when-hes-not-afraid-to-nail-you-right-on-the-3005746.png

http://images1.tickld.com/live/116165.jpg

http://img2.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/50016/1000319997/870/when-boys-keep-you-from-walking-away-photo-u2.jpg

[crazyladybutterfly]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/8f/29/a2/8f29a26dfc4f13616395ed2f39822cef.jpg

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/the-wonderful-smell-of-a-baby.jpg

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/buying-new-shorts-that-look-good-on-you.jpg

http://memeguy.com/photos/images/just-girly-things-102297.jpg

http://www.jokeitup.com/files/2015/02/Just-girly-things.jpg

[crazyladybutterfly]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/72/726f1296fe08c56d803f621ba67db5ce79bff843096c748114 e9b214de21dd0a.jpg

http://img.memecdn.com/just-girly-things_o_2551593.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/09/52/a7/0952a7c8ad6ca7af8a86a3c5dcd912c6.jpg

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http://i.imgur.com/JCVtUTl.jpg

http://66.media.tumblr.com/fa4c5f1e4e303b101680e404d4878a66/tumblr_ocra6765ja1uy57v5o1_1280.jpg

[Dandelion]

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/thumb/e/ec/Jesus_hitler.jpg/300px-Jesus_hitler.jpg

[crazyladybutterfly]

http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aQp705z_700b.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/o8jdVsW.jpg

http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s480x480/e35/11848882_1656688147904799_1583103087_n.jpg?ig_cach e_key=MTEyMzM2MzQyODExMjE2ODU2Mg%3D%3D.2

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http://img.memecdn.com/just-isis-things_o_6180489.jpg

[crazyladybutterfly]

http://i.imgur.com/1YvUuiL.jpg

https://img.ifcdn.com/images/11d3b1a7370393524f21ccfbb59bec73fc8e7d22be6164d0c4 9bae9784f8b87f_1.jpg

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Just+isis+things_33b3e1_5386246.png

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http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aGRG850_700b.jpg

http://2static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/I+ve+heard+ambassador+pineapple+is+exceedingly+gen erous+_9d8f2cf21228ffe3b116cac3894b1814.jpg

[Wadaad]

https://i.imgur.com/xux3WkM.png

[Egyptian]

When the Middle Eastern version is better than hollywood version

http://www2.0zz0.com/2017/01/13/02/525098758.jpg

[crazyladybutterfly]

https://ci.memecdn.com/6639609.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ed/4c/ed/ed4ced3d1ce9e3f3c3e1a5b671aa1ed6.jpg

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http://rbk.h-cdn.co/assets/15/43/1445356148-waff.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnx8qiwWgAAEFCh.jpg

[crazyladybutterfly]

https://img.ifcdn.com/images/8fa41cee28d3e790d4584b67dfd6f59353e95899e72aee3a6f 05b79cb4a52cfe_1.jpg

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[crazyladybutterfly]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hiSsrEg3tks/hqdefault.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/85/16/9e/85169e33105d8cc80a920aee70773f9a.jpg

https://pics.onsizzle.com/antivirus-nor-not-today-ebola-not-today-not-today-ebola-2881611.png

[crazyladybutterfly]

THANKS

[Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas]

http://www.demotivation.us/media/demotivators/demotivation.us_Woman-Its-a-dangerous-world-outside-the-kitchen_131238324927.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c7/c1/d7/c7c1d788b7472b24938b1e1452581dbb.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/e4/84/39/e4843959b0ba337771411a79e98a78d4.jpg

http://www.demotivation.us/media/demotivators/demotivation.us_NIGGAS-STINK-cause-blind-guys-can-hate-them-too_133948862997.jpg

[Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas]

http://img2.izismile.com/img/img4/20110222/640/black_humor_640_40.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/b9/39/e1/b939e1e88d5b0de2f41ba932325296e2.jpg

https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder829/67132829.jpg

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https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c5/d6/1f/c5d61f7af9a38694e3fe7b990418d373.jpg

[meninodeengenho]

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKTvcUeyXZWvahqyXw0KRCfvgryJGLa 3lIB2KI1xDXTWsXvqjQEhXV0AzQ
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[ЛыSSый]

meanwhile in russia #interracial, #fckingrefugees

http://cs9.pikabu.ru/post_img/big/2017/01/13/1/1484263267187653103.jpg

http://cs8.pikabu.ru/post_img/big/2017/01/13/1/1484263275115827965.jpg

[Wadaad]

http://media.giphy.com/media/yoJC2KZbvPjIJDdOKI/giphy.gif

http://whiteresister.com/images/germanracemixing.jpg

Not 'haha' funny but his honesty is refreshing:

http://www.nationalfront.org.nz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image.jpg

respect Rabbi

[Peterski]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvwR74XpKUM

[Grenzland]

https://abload.de/img/15965338_141164130222oyuto.jpg

[Hithaeglir]

Where did little Anne go after the explosion?

Here..there..everywhere

[Peterski]

Come one, stop these racist jokes... :

http://s1.bild.me/bilder/060112/85233131242756071417.jpg

[Grenzland]

http://www.hornoxe.com/wp-content/picdumps/picdump441/thumbs/thumbs_picdump441_064.jpg

[щрбл]

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/56423678.jpg

one of my faves

[Grenzland]

http://s11.postimg.org/5m9fcwvdv/1455121927025.jpg

http://www.hornoxe.com/wp-content/picdumps/picdump402/thumbs/thumbs_picdump402_029.jpg

[Maintenance]

http://data.whicdn.com/images/103162917/superthumb.jpg

[Wadaad]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy989REYzaQ

[LieDetector]

https://hiddenlolcdn.com/i/106890.png

[Spyy]

http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aWQwPAA_700b.jpg

[Grenzland]

:lol:

[StormBringer]

http://i.imgur.com/RFqzcFu.jpg

[Laberia]

The famous golden shower and the secret of his hairs:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C12jIVmWQAIsPnt.jpg

[Jehan]

Two good dark humor movies.




Bernie

It tells the story of Bernie Noël, a 29-year-old man who's been raised all his life in an orphanage in Paris' suburbs. He was found in a garbage can when he was only a few months old. His first name comes from the man who found him there (Bernie, the building's janitor) and his last name comes from the time of year when he was found (Noël, "Christmas" in French).

At age 29, Bernie decides to leave the orphanage to explore a world that he knows only through television and what his friends have told him. On his own, roaming a Paris-by-night hostile environment, he goes through several madly epic adventures searching for his parents, before eventually finding them and "saving" them from an imaginary government conspiracy.

This neurotic and maladjusted young man will bring mischief and mayhem in his trail, which will lead him and his loved ones to a dramatic conclusion...

http://fr.web.img6.acsta.net/medias/nmedia/18/64/13/46/18754633.jpg





Man bites dog

Ben is a witty, charismatic serial killer who holds forth at length about whatever comes to mind, be it the "craft" of murder, the failings of architecture, his own poetry, or classical music, which he plays with his girlfriend. A film crew joins him on his sadistic adventures, recording them for a fly on the wall documentary. Ben takes them to meet his family and friends while boasting of murdering many people at random and dumping their bodies in canals and quarries. The viewer witnesses these grisly killings in graphic detail.


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0e/Man_Bites_Dog_film.jpg

[Defiance]

What's a punch so strong it can take out 20 first-graders in a single swing?

A Sandy Hook.

[LP0956]

http://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/how-to-pick-up-black-girls-ship.jpg

[Dandelion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy989REYzaQ

I trust by 'compassionate' he isn't referring to throwing them off high buildings as is sunnah, right? ;) The pain in this earthly life is temporary, but men who lay with other men will see their punishment in the hereafter.

[Wadaad]

I trust by 'compassionate' he isn't referring to throwing them off high buildings as is sunnah, right? ;) The pain in this earthly life is temporary, but men who lay with other men will see their punishment in the hereafter.

i just find his 'merciful' tone humorous...i can imagine him suffocating you with a pillow and being like 'shhh, rest my child...go to sleep... eternal sleep, shhhh"

[Dandelion]

i just find his 'merciful' tone humorous...i can imagine him suffocating you with a pillow and being like 'shhh, rest my child...go to sleep... eternal sleep, shhhh"

I also think it's funny. It's exactly that kind of mercy. Not like a Catholic clergyman in the Middle Ages telling a convict getting burned alive how his repentance is a act of mercy as he dies a gruesome death, because he gets granted access to Paradise. ;)

[Jehan]

Do you know the differences between a somalian school and a taliban camp?


I don't know either bro, I'am just flying the drones.

[MissMischief]

Stephen Hawking cosplay by a chair:

http://i.imgur.com/7tMfU1i.png

These ones are pretty disgusting:

- What's the best thing about sex with twenty three year olds?
There's twenty of them.

- What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne waits till 14 to come on your face.

:hiding:

[Antimage]

http://i.imgur.com/SENBcyB.jpg

eh,should i feel bad for posting this?

[Dandelion]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/04/20/12/27C6C59B00000578-0-image-m-23_1429530148766.jpg

[щрбл]

http://i.imgur.com/SENBcyB.jpg

eh,should i feel bad for posting this?

Came accross a good one on reddit:

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
You cant fuck a rock.

[Wadaad]

Do you know the differences between a somalian school and a taliban camp?


I don't know either bro, I'am just flying the drones.

https://img.ifcdn.com/images/79948a80e4c0b82887e8c1df1e4d2f73b4fb094031fca60757 66bccb7015fbee_1.jpg

[Jehan]

https://img.ifcdn.com/images/79948a80e4c0b82887e8c1df1e4d2f73b4fb094031fca60757 66bccb7015fbee_1.jpg

Lol,
That's darker than your skin.

[Jehan]

Wadaad in the thread about explosions at ariana grande concert^^


atleast they died partying it up...

[Sekarotuinen]

http://i.imgur.com/SENBcyB.jpg

eh,should i feel bad for posting this?
Yes, you should, and they should feel bad for smiling at such a picture. I tear up just looking at dead kids.

[Jehan]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d1/b2/72/d1b27224479dca61f99e9b970357495d--disney-humor-not-funny.jpg

[Sebastianus Rex]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c3/04/d1/c304d1ceae63bf25773635e7042fbbe1.jpg

[Sebastianus Rex]

http://www.funnyfunpages.com/spot%20terrorist/howtospotaterrorist.jpg

http://dingo.care2.com/pictures/causes/2962/2961652.large.jpg

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/db/db476956820cdda893f60f007e05da8b9211a57885b8c39971 e6503e306233bb.jpg

https://imgix.ranker.com/list_img_v2/3543/523543/original/fat-jokes?w=817&h=427&fm=jpg&q=50&fit=crop

[Jehan]

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/anjjYpE_700b.jpg

[Jehan]

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aL8wneg_700b.jpg

[Jehan]

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a1KXnXY_700b.jpg



https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aDzY9n7_700b.jpg




https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aq1evrM_700b.jpg

[Klaus Van Wessel]

Why niggers like boxing? There is an assault at each 3 minutes.

[Kazimiera]

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-98-599ebf292466d__700.jpg


https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-167-599ebfdc58946__700.jpg


https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-206-599ec059a2e34__700.jpg


https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-181-599ec007617b6__700.jpg


https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-135-599ebf874f3d2__700.jpg

[Antimage]

Yes, you should, and they should feel bad for smiling at such a picture. I tear up just looking at dead kids.

I HIGHLY doubt the baby's dead.

[Kazimiera]

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-46-599ebeb037e6c__700.jpg


https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-153-599ebfb3691f3__700.jpg


https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-176-599ebff86ff40__700.jpg

[Kazimiera]

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-24-599ebe7d1ac77__700.jpg


https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-207-599ec05d203fd__700.jpg


https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-66-599ebede1a204__700.jpg


https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-12-599ebe622948d__700.jpg

[MissMischief]

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because we shot the last one that had a dream.

[Kazimiera]

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dark-humor-twisted-endings-comics-mike-organisciak-18-5915681699f77__880.jpg


https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dark-humor-twisted-endings-comics-mike-organisciak-83-591568b5d8800__880.jpg


https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dark-humor-twisted-endings-comics-mike-organisciak-68-59156891284cc__880.jpg


https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dark-humor-twisted-endings-comics-mike-organisciak-32-59156839d522a__880.jpg

[Antimage]

http://i.imgur.com/IuG0PZm.jpg

[Antimage]

http://i.imgur.com/u9XfNJX.jpg

[Pennywise]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-QdnseXsAA4zNQ.jpg

[Kazimiera]

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-200-599ec043584f9__700.jpg


https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-137-599ebf8c41916__700.jpg


https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-179-599ec00049d7b__700.jpg


https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-104-599ebf3633f74__700.jpg

[Kazimiera]

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-51-599ebebd18f1e__700.jpg


https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-177-599ebffb62164__700.jpg

[Odin]

Founding Fathers:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DN3i0u5X4AUbxUi.jpg

Roswell:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DN0bynEWsAAY0hP.jpg

[Mortimer]

I read something very funny yesterday in that single facebook group im in. The topic was "post what is infront of you" and someone posted a picture on the toilett and infront was the toilett paper and a girl said "Yeah bring obama into the white house" lol

[Joso]

I read something very funny yesterday in that single facebook group im in. The topic was "post what is infront of you" and someone posted a picture on the toilett and infront was the toilett paper and a girl said "Yeah bring obama into the white house" lol

Lol

[Odin]

https://i.imgur.com/qljb7rW.jpg

[Odin]

https://i.imgur.com/UVvaA8x.jpg

[Odin]

https://i.imgur.com/b4K5IFh.jpg

[Odin]

https://i.imgur.com/ztB67yi.jpg

[yamagi]

https://i.imgur.com/feGKEM6.png

[sean]

https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1465108206554.jpg

[Scandal]

https://i.imgur.com/H4Cgt97.jpg

[The Lawspeaker]

https://www.nporadio1.nl/images/2020/04/15_915b0f6437_NY-times.jpg

https://allesvoordekids.nl/assets/files/2020-03-17/1584472998-963104-10a08f38-4001-45ad-99ab-acf6aaa9f904.jpeg

[The Lawspeaker]

https://images.rapgenius.com/3ac340919b35c645a5397b8498de141b.420x305x1.png

https://short-funny.com/funny-pictures/dark-humor-joke.jpg

[lei.talk]

https://i.imgur.com/6MdkOVW.jpg

[lei.talk]

https://i.imgur.com/tJzP44p.jpg

[Aspirin]

https://sun6-13.userapi.com/uolTIrywQBjn64PT_-jNxY2LhS6Oh1WwxcfS1Q/CQyMx9a-F1c.jpg

[lei.talk]

https://i.imgur.com/jBobYpd.jpg


respect Rabbi

[lei.talk]

https://i.imgur.com/nVqKZra.png

[lei.talk]

https://www.theapricity.com/forum/images/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by Resident Gadfly https://www.theapricity.com/forum/images/buttons/viewpost-right.png

https://i.imgur.com/0s6ldqs.jpg


https://i.imgur.com/ktnsWfX.png

[sean]

https://i.imgur.com/0s6ldqs.jpg

[щрбл]

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

nothing, he didn't make it

What did the kid with leukemia did not get for Christmas?

his hairs back

[Hithaeglir]

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

nothing, he didn't make it

What did the kid with leukemia did not get for Christmas?

his hairs back

Where did little Anne go after the explosion?

Here, there, everywhere

[sean]

https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1496128903820.png

[lei.talk]

https://youtu.be/mNhYjB7n5B4


https://i.imgur.com/ut34mXh.png (https://www.netflix.com/title/81478151)

[sean]

https://i.imgur.com/FOFiGyc.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/wBRODFf.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/GUOzW4H.jpg

[sean]

https://i.imgur.com/qG9oCxe.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/7SvaeQx.jpg

[sean]

https://i.imgur.com/eZuq2bv.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/A6W8EIu.jpg

[Scandal]

https://i.imgur.com/KoZ6req.jpg

[Scandal]

https://i.imgur.com/UsQKEmp.jpg

[sean]

https://i.imgur.com/41dnguY.gif

[sean]

https://i.imgur.com/e2JuTBD.jpg

[sean]

https://i.imgur.com/Ea4uTq9.jpg

[sean]

https://i.imgur.com/hzRzCCa.gif

[sean]

https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1388535853343.png

[lei.talk]

https://i.imgur.com/OOGkQzQ.gif (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_slavery)

[Gallop]

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3Q4heoa-Dga8d8wasnriTQEwKAGNjFU7DRbDblkeYMpcqna-QYOXbDBca_Qo0upV1hoG3vT3ZElj3ecE6uSTfWYshRfFvEb4TY 50er0e2mxeXQ2RVAZDEpTELPHMzn_JlWqMGtsvRxATXwQaykoB zGKgETNSLQpCf-XKGbWYb7U2TD6Z9k_9yXYXS/s960/fotoputin.jpg

[sean]

https://i.imgur.com/jlKTTKa.jpg

[lei.talk]

https://i.imgur.com/Jaf2AVp.jpg

[Tongio]

https://i.imgur.com/Jaf2AVp.jpg

Old but gold

[hurtuv]

https://i.postimg.cc/YCg7G09h/Screenshot-2022-02-18-21-27-17-127-com-facebook-katana.jpg (https://postimg.cc/cvs2PsfS)

[billErobreren]

https://i.ibb.co/n0MXcv3/are-these-for-the-police-to-hide-in.jpg

[sean]

https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1594161695347.jpg

[Insuperable]

https://i.postimg.cc/Jh1g0jyq/6a4117a2ae83f98380fd588a9997a67a.jpg

[Roy]

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/funny-unexpected-ending-comics-mrlovenstein-70-5838166ae26a4__700.jpg

[lei.talk]

https://youtu.be/b6LKNTJN3Ug

[Roy]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E7OkPlLXsAEROb-?format=jpg&name=large

[sean]

https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1513609086741.png

[Plutarch]

https://youtu.be/tfztIv4pm-s

[sean]

https://i.imgur.com/5I4U4zP.jpg

[Plutarch]

Someone asked via reputation what the source of the above video was. I don’t see a reply option, but it was this guy: https://cozy.tv/nick.

[sean]

https://imgur.com/yirVJti.gif

[sean]

https://imgur.com/dCUgsWq.gif

[Teutone]

This guy is completly mentally insane

[sean]

https://i.imgur.com/rqVh1mu.jpg

[sean]

https://i.imgur.com/zNVK3nD.jpg

[PaganPoet]

I think Mother Theresa's Hymen should have been recycled into a trampoline for the poor children.

[sean]

https://i.imgur.com/QZPysRi.jpg

[sean]

https://imgur.com/4k61F4q.gif

[lei.talk]

https://i.imgur.com/u7leimb.png
https://i.imgur.com/u7leimb.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/S5STSu0.png (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_statistics#United_States)
https://i.imgur.com/u7leimb.png


https://i.imgur.com/yh6Vnzr.png (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_culture#In_the_United_States)https://i.imgur.com/u7leimb.png

[Jacques de Imbelloni]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSxmFtXWAAAZUDZ?format=jpg&name=medium

[lei.talk]

https://i.imgur.com/u7leimb.png
https://i.imgur.com/u7leimb.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts5FalYIzMw

https://i.imgur.com/u7leimb.png


https://i.imgur.com/2Fd8zJA.png (https://www.google.com/search?q=Anthony+Jeselnik)