German as fuck

[Peterski]

http://x3.wykop.pl/cdn/c3201142/comment_Emh7X7hB46bP67l3gi3Ro8g6vHfnmFcW.jpg

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-01/9/6/asset/buzzfeed-prod-web-05/sub-buzz-2840-1483959650-1.png?no-auto

http://img.jbzd.pl/2016/08/807508d251354203eb26a3e559488f05.jpg

[Peterski]

http://www.klonblog.com/images/2012/04/zahnarztpraxis-klonblog.jpg

[Maintenance]

http://i.imgur.com/F0ipe5A.png

[Peterski]

http://x1.fjcdn.com/pictures/That+too+in+a+single+night...+That+too+in+a_c153ee _5214228.jpg

German national football team:

http://9gag.com/gag/1650428/just-germany-national-football-team

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/1650428_700b.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/cDnHtP1.png

[Peterski]

German garden gnomes (Gartenzwerge): :blink:

http://www.zwergshop.com/Gartenzwerg%20Bert.jpg
http://www.zwergshop.com/Gartenzwerg%20Bert.jpg

http://www.zwergshop.ch/media/images/320839s_big.jpg
http://www.zwergshop.ch/media/images/320839s_big.jpg

http://www.pi-news.net/wp/uploads/2009/12/gartenzwerg.jpg
http://www.pi-news.net/wp/uploads/2009/12/gartenzwerg.jpg

http://www.merkur-online.de/bilder/2009/07/16/408598/1926918363-solche-gartenzwerge-streit-ausgebrochen.9.jpg
http://www.merkur-online.de/bilder/2009/07/16/408598/1926918363-solche-gartenzwerge-streit-ausgebrochen.9.jpg

http://i11.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/48/ef/b777_35.JPG
http://i11.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/48/ef/b777_35.JPG

Multikulti
http://www.presseanzeiger.de/pa_bilder/261787-1_org.jpg
http://www.presseanzeiger.de/pa_bilder/261787-1_org.jpg

Multikulti 2
http://image.excite.de/lifestyle/foto/Gartenzwerge-in-all-ihrer-Vielfalt/38-3844843large.jpg
http://image.excite.de/lifestyle/foto/Gartenzwerge-in-all-ihrer-Vielfalt/38-3844843large.jpg

http://www.zwerge24.de/images/sets/makaber.jpg
http://www.zwerge24.de/images/sets/makaber.jpg

http://www.iraff.ch/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/domina.jpg
http://www.iraff.ch/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/domina.jpg

http://episode3.danielwolfram.de/blog/images/20070614.jpg
http://episode3.danielwolfram.de/blog/images/20070614.jpg

http://www.racheshop.de/product_images/images/big/113222_rocketLauncher_big.jpg
http://www.racheshop.de/product_images/images/big/113222_rocketLauncher_big.jpg

[Peterski]

Lol - http://i.imgur.com/DbzrNDz.jpg?1

[Tacitus]

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/67/590x/450012957-488986.jpg

[Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas]

http://philosophy.uchicago.edu/workshops/_files/German-Philosophy-Workshop.jpg

[Rethel]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/c1/5a/29/c15a291ff66c7a72b610aa7398da0132.jpg

[Ülev]

edited

[Rethel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBKRgY7hf5w

[Rethel]

http://c8.alamy.com/comp/D8EF1C/german-minister-of-economics-philipp-roesler-r-and-chinese-prime-minister-D8EF1C.jpg

http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/c9c576eb428747dfb0b86e056f3bc6b3/dr-philipp-roesler-vice-chancellor-and-federal-minister-of-economics-ddprtc.jpg

https://hartelino.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/fdp_mitteentlasten_512.png

[Rethel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSNd0Lgpc_0

[RN97]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/c1/5a/29/c15a291ff66c7a72b610aa7398da0132.jpg

You sure about that, lol? (The circles are the white non-Norwegians)
http://i.imgur.com/3a4AKAZ.jpg

[Profileid]

Yep

[Rethel]

Anglojew in his youngkeit :laugh:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scmz-vZF4dg

[Rethel]

http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aLQd5vM_700b.jpg

[Rethel]

http://wanna-joke.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wanna-joke-sweden-denmark-study-cookies.jpg

[Pahli]

http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aLQd5vM_700b.jpg

Denmark is pretty much LGBT-friendly

[Rethel]

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HSlgBfN1ghU/V2GuKeKGQKI/AAAAAAAAGgc/X2glaQibSHomHvAXvw9LGpM2ptVs7JJXQCKgB/s1600/20040331.gif

[Rethel]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/24/6b/eb/246beb390666017956fa533d90ccc6c2.jpg

[Rethel]

http://eyesonoz.com/assets/front/img/rUwSOsacoRTgVGWInLmPAQXFhlifzCkv.jpg

[Rethel]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/21/article-2764246-00657F2900000578-717_306x486.jpg

[Rethel]

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-10/26/7/enhanced/webdr01/enhanced-buzz-25587-1445858065-11.jpg

[Profileid]

None of that has anything to do with the thread you mentally deficient polak.

[Sacrificed Ram]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/24/6b/eb/246beb390666017956fa533d90ccc6c2.jpg

Shit careful! :rotfl:

[Antimage]

[img]https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/1650428_700b.jpg

thats a really outdatedgerman national team

klose and podolsk are both of mixed german-polish ancestry

khedira ,boateng and gomez are half germans, born and raised in germany

özil is 3rd generation turkish german, not sure if we should count him as turkish

also all of these players even if of partially foreign background, are still products of world class german talent nurturing system. Özil being a good player have nothing to do with turkey but with germany

shit picture, created by butthurt and jealous people who cant stand their country is shitty and unsuccessful compared to germany. So they try to attribute germany's success to foreigners, but that is a fallacy

Btw, in the '14 world cup final that germany won against argentina- germany biggest success in recent times - out of the 14 player that played for germany 11 were ethnically german. The 3 "foreigners" were klose the german polish mix, jerome boateng the half ghanaian half german born and raised in germany and who have nothing to do with ghana. 3rd was Özil, who i already explained why is a german footballer rather than turkish

[Dandelion]

Germany. The country what Poland wants to be like since forever. It's the base of the German identity. They send out scouts to Poland to find out what they want and then become that. ;)

[Rethel]

Germany. The country what Poland want to be like since forever. It's the base of the German identity. They send you scouts to Poland to find out what they want and then become that. ;)

Danielon,
I know the words, but I don't get what you wanted to say, seriously :)

[Dandelion]

Danielon,
I know the words, but I don't get what you wanted to say, seriously :)

It's nonsense. It's more a joke I used to make with a Polish guy who used to post on ABF. He always assumed people were ridiculing Slavic people and that Germanics still look down on them even when you weren't. So I used to taunt him by saying how he'd never be Germanic (jokingly), even if he actually wouldn't care for that anyway. Nobody in his right mind thinks like that nowadays that the very mention of such ideas sounds too ridiculous to take seriously.
Of course this makes no sense here anymore, but I think the idea of Germany's identity to be defined by the desires of Polish people to be funny even if it's nonsense in the end.

So you can imagine how delightful it is to me to see actual Poles liking Germany as a person who likes Germany and their language himself. :)

[Rethel]

Now Flemings and their art... :D

p.s. sorry Danielon, I had to, becasue it is ideal to the thread :)

http://pietmondriaan.com/pm/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Anonymous-Flemish-artist-Satirical-Diptych-early-16th-century_open.jpg

[Rethel]

I must say, that this anglosaxonic and medieval
is for me nicer to hear, it sounds like germanic,
not like noone knows what... :)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fxy6ZaMOq8

[Rethel]

Come on people!
Slavs are 200 pages ahead of us!
But we can still win! :)

Let's make some fun!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8HjhDbWCMI

[Rethel]

Iceland and the last Giant...

http://www.strangemedical.com/images/content/146563.gif

[Ülev]

https://youtu.be/a4JSE32fuOc

[Rethel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPlpphT7n9s


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi-rejaoP7U


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lOFAzt8fMg

[Ice]

French people are today proud of napoleon while germans are not even allowed to say good words about hitler.

life's a bitch.

[Rethel]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/84/84676cf555fb141714fb744d40f18fd7931d28defae493a82a 39dfca62d0ad93.jpg

[Rethel]

http://www.tapetus.pl/obrazki/n/188816_zamek-neuschwanstein-panorama-bawaria-niemcy.jpg

[♥ Lily ♥]

:P My sister and her Austrian husband are both fluent in speaking German as my sister learned High German and Latin at her secondary grammar school for several years, before working and living in Austria, welcoming and guiding large groups of tourists around the country, before returning back to England with her Austrian partner to have their daughters born and raised in England.

My two Austrian-English nieces are young children, but they're learning to speak in both German and English.

It's not a language I've ever taken an interest in though as I don't like the harsh sound of it. I've always been keen on French and Italian as I love the sounds of those languages.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_xUIDRxdmc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eONbfSh5CZg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRCYK5gfLo0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2UHboNFQ38

[♥ Lily ♥]

A popular German gothic band called Blutengel (Blood Angel)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1G-9WUgptY

KMFDM (a popular German industrial-metal band)
1:02 - Hau Ruck!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c1lT_HgJNo

[♥ Lily ♥]

The boss and ruler of the EU and officially the most powerful woman in the world on her wiki profile.

http://www.dailystormer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/768px-Angela_Merkel_10-618x419.jpg
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTAFxwP_exvu4WES3e0Yvu3QOE0m6CLq KZu7pXndRVsVC4J4iz_

[♥ Lily ♥]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK66nBNs3NQ&t=300s

[Rethel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2YxGuuEeJI

[Rethel]

Apfelschorle - new national drink...

https://thepearlofjava.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/apfelschorle-548x548.jpg?w=470

[Jacques de Imbelloni]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Nw4onXrUA

[Ülev]

https://youtu.be/vQhqikWnQCU

[Freeroostah]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjCdB5p2v0Y

[Jacques de Imbelloni]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh4JUbdPqbE

[Rethel]

https://745515a37222097b0902-74ef300a2b2b2d9e236c9459912aaf20.ssl.cf2.rackcdn.c om/3366059826c5a8437335097d880e6129.jpeg

[Rethel]

Now something from Danish Mark...

http://media.teleman.pl/photos/Gang-Olsena-1968.jpg

[Rethel]

Nanne Grönvall - swedish Pugaczowa or Rodowiczówna.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EetEOcz937g/VANaWIEAl5I/AAAAAAAAhfE/SOg5bjla8c8/s1600/Funktionshinderdagen%2B2014%2B15%2BNanne%2BGro%CC% 88nvall.jpg

[Daco Celtic]

https://youtu.be/OQIYEPe6DWY


https://youtu.be/5DBc5NpyEoo