Post funny lastnames, what appears in your country

[Mikula]

Hrejsemnou - play with me
Kostohryz - bone-biter
Lízal - He licked
Nejezchleba - don't eat the bread
Nevím - I don't know
Nepovím - I will not say
Skočdopole - jump to the field
Vyskočil - He jumped out

[Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas]

Barata - Cockroach
Leitão - Piglet
Aranha - Spider
Carneiro - Ram
Carrasco - Executioner
Chaves - Keys
Grilo - Cricket

http://images.comunidades.net/suz/suziqueheraldicabrasoes/barata_5.png

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http://www.origemdosobrenome.com/wp-content/gallery/brasao-aranha/brasao-sobrenome-familia-aranha-4.jpg

http://www.origemdosobrenome.com/wp-content/gallery/brasao-carneiro/brasao-sobrenome-familia-carneiro-5.JPG

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[Mens-Sarda]

in Sardinia the surnames are all about physical features, nicknames, jobs, animals, place names


Barra = jaw
Barrosu = cheeky
Baule = coffin
Beccu = buck
Biccu = beak
Boe = ox
Bulla = bubble (because of the belly round like a bubble)
Cabras = goats
Cambilargu, Cambilargiu = large legged
Casu = cheese
Còncas = heads
Concudu, Concone = big headed
Cubeddu = diminutive of Cuba,Cupa = barrel
Cùccu = cuckoo
Cùccuru = top of the mountain, top of the head
Ganadu, Ganau = desirous, longing
Ladu = wide
Longu = long
Lòriga = chain's link
Mannu = big
Marras = front teeth
Muroni, Murone = mouflon
Murru, Murrighìle, Muzzighìle = snout, muzzle
Muscas = flies
Muscadu, Muscau = infested, annoyed by flies
Nieddu = black
Nughes = walnuts
Palimodde = soft shouldered, lazybones
Piras = pears
Piredda = little pear
Porcu = pork
Porcheddu, Porqueddu = little pork
Puddu = chicken
Rassu = fat
Ruju = red
Russu = large
Ruzzu = rough
Sanna = fang
Sedda = saddle
Seddaiu = saddler
Serra = saw
Trudda = wooden spoon
Truddaiu = wooden spoon maker

[Rethel]

I dont remeber exactly, but the professor
specialized in surnames in TV said once,
that in Silesia are such surnames like:

Whatareyoudoinghere
Whoareyou
Whereareyougoing

ect.

Nothing more can be funnier :)



Hrejsemnou - play with me
Nejezchleba - don't eat the bread
Skočdopole - jump to the field



So I see this is czechish joke made on poor Silesians... :pout:

Rest of the surnames I would defend as normal nouns and names. :p

[Mikula]

I dont remeber exactly, but the professor
specialized in surnames in TV said once,
that in Silesia are such surnames like:

Wharareyoudoinghere
Whoareyou
Whereareyougoing

ect.

Nothing more can be funnier :)





So I see this is czechish joke made on poor Silesians... :pout:

Rest of the surnames I would defend as normal nouns and names. :p

At Polish-speaking part of Czech Silesia you can find funny lastnames ,too -
Chybidziura (http://www.kdejsme.cz/prijmeni/Chybidziura/)

[Rethel]

At Polish-speaking part of Czech Silesia you can find funny lastnames ,too -
Chybidziura (http://www.kdejsme.cz/prijmeni/Chybidziura/)

Quite good, but has a sense and it is a correctly built noun. :)

If it would be Onkurdechybiłdebiltędziurę - it would be mega funny :)

[Sikeliot]

Carrasco - Executioner


One of my Cape Verdean ancestors had this surname.

[adsız]

"Dick" in the US...

[Mikula]

"Dick" in the US...

Dtto lastname Kokot, of Czech/Slovak origin.
It means a rooster in archaic form of the languages, or penis in common speech.
One East-German athlet was named Manfred Kokot, and Slovak TV comentator remembered that he said in TV:
Its a pity that there are not any KOKOTs in our country!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVzJPTDrhg

[Rethel]

Dtto lastname Kokot, of Czech/Slovak origin.
It means a rooster in archaic form of the languages, or penis in common speech.

My neighbour and neighbour of podlachian Szwejks in XVI century was
named Kutaska. In modern polish it means almost the same without ending.
Maybe becasue of that meaning in later centuries, they changed one vowel
in it and turn it into adjective :)

Btw, very noble (and of Vrszowc's provenance!!) family...

[Ziveth]

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3498/1530/1600/Ricchioni.jpg
It's a shop and there's wrote (translated in English): Gay - since 1962
Ricchioni is a real Italian surname, but it's funny because this word in Italian language means "gay", lol :D

[Mikula]

Quite good, but has a sense and it is a correctly built noun. :)

If it would be Onkurdechybiłdebiltędziurę - it would be mega funny :)

but Chybidziura sounds like Czech "chybí díra" or like in Moravian dialects "Chybí ďura"
- "Hole is absent" :D

[Rethel]

but Chybidziura sounds like Czech "chybí díra" or like in Moravian dialects "Chybí ďura"
- "Hole is absent" :D

Someone who is missing the hole.

[Bosniensis]

There is a last name among Slovenians or Slovakians I can't remember, "Spička" that literally means Vagina.

[Mikula]

There is a last name among Slovenians or Slovakians I can't remember, "Spička" that literally means Vagina.

without the letter S

[StevenTylerAerosmith]

some jews have the surname wiener which also means a penis

[Mikula]

some jews have the surname wiener which also means a penis

Wiener means Viennese.
There are also Vineese sausage called wiener - perhaps it could be reason for slang term for penis?
Anyway Vienna is a city established 2000 years ago, and the sausage had to be much recent (and derivated slang terms, too).

[StevenTylerAerosmith]

Wiener means Viennese.
There are also Vineese sausage called wiener - perhaps it could be reason for slang term for penis?
Anyway Vienna is a city established 2000 years ago, and the sausage had to be much recent (nad derivated slang terms, too).

here in america there was a politician called anthony wiener who sent pics of his wiener around and got caught

[Mikula]

Hrejsemnou - play with me
Kostohryz - bone-biter
Lízal - He licked
Nejezchleba - don't eat the bread
Nevím - I don't know
Nepovím - I will not say
Skočdopole - jump to the field
Vyskočil - He jumped out

Rádsetoulal - He liked to wander
Vítámvás - I welcome you
Nehněvajsa - Dont be angry
Osolsobě - Salt it for yourself
Ontověděl - He knew it

[Bandesha]

jatt clans have very funny names

padda clan of jatt means farter jatt
tatla clan of jatts means Lisper