Which TA member would get lucille'd?

[de Burgh II]

???

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[Ilma]

The next trying to mess with me.

[Colonel Frank Grimes]

Probably me because I smirk when I'm nervous and smirking attracts unwanted attention.

[Dick]

Probably me because I smirk all the time and smirking attracts attention.