Oneeye's updated MyOrigins results

[Oneeye]

Finally have British showing up. I cringed when it initially only showed Western European and Scandinavian.



http://i1065.photobucket.com/albums/u399/hammer1115/New%20MyOrigins_zpstm6xqqwv.png (http://s1065.photobucket.com/user/hammer1115/media/New%20MyOrigins_zpstm6xqqwv.png.html)




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[Immortal]

Thank God we are not related.

[Dick]

Thank God we are not related.

He's my cousin too.

[Immortal]

He's my cousin too.

Good. Get him under control.

[Dick]

Good. Get him under control.

Why? He's harmless.

[Immortal]

Why? He's harmless.

That is what he wants you to think.

[Dick]

That is what he wants you to think.

He only has one eye. Give the guy a break.

[Oneeye]

Thank God we are not related.


Are you sure?

[Dick]

Are you sure?

I'm out if she's looking for a threesome.

[Immortal]

He only has one eye. Give the guy a break.

Just lead him to that dark closet already so he does not get lost and miss cousin fun.

[Immortal]

Are you sure?

Always sure.

[Immortal]

I'm out if she's looking for a threesome.

Yeah. The couch, me, and netflix.

[Oneeye]

Just lead him to that dark closet already so he does not get lost and miss cousin fun.

Why are you stalking me?

[Immortal]

Why are you stalking me?

Says the guy who spoke to me first.

[Dick]

:dielaughing:

[Oneeye]

Says the guy who spoke to me first.


I was being friendly. You're coming to my thread and telling us about incestual homoerotic fantasies you have concerning me. :ranger:

[Immortal]

I was being friendly. You're coming to my thread and telling us about incestual homoerotic fantasies you have concerning me. :ranger:

What? Dick is the one with the crazy cousins and you are one of them. When is the wedding? So I can be sure to not log in to hear about it.

[jingorex]

swarth all up in that bitch.

https://media.giphy.com/media/Jlt69Ka6SwtH2/giphy.gif

[jingorex]

well then let me go on.

http://i1076.photobucket.com/albums/w449/dogbiscuits/origins2_zpsvewjqqbr.jpg

[Oneeye]

What? Dick is the one with the crazy cousins and you are one of them. When is the wedding? So I can be sure to not log in to hear about it.



Tomorrow. There will be ice cream at the reception.

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

I, too, finally am getting British now..

my results before had no British, when in fact I am mostly of British Isles descent!!

The results aren't that bad honestly. People bitching about high East-European need to realize it's probably like Yamna shit, and the people with odder stuff like minor Jew (me included) need to realize that myOrigins goes back way farther than 23andme. The chances of having some Jew ancestor greatly increase.

[Dick]

minor Jew (me included)

:smilie_auslachen:

I only get West, east and south euro.

[Oneeye]

I, too, finally am getting British now..

my results before had no British, when in fact I am mostly of British Isles descent!!

The results aren't that bad honestly. People bitching about high East-European need to realize it's probably like Yamna shit, and the people with odder stuff like minor Jew (me included) need to realize that myOrigins goes back way farther than 23andme. The chances of having some Jew ancestor greatly increase.


Supposedly goes back 2000 years.

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

:smilie_auslachen:

I only get West, east and south euro.

Stupid goy

We Jews control everything! muahaha

I'll get to join the elites now because of this, and you'll never be able to.

TBH my minor Sephardic probably comes from my deep Colonial Dutch roots, and it was said New Netherlands was riddled with Jewry (specifically Portuguese Jewry) that escaped to Holland after the Inquisition and then came to America. Some of the families I descend from, at least a book claims, were Jews to begin with.

I guess with a test like this that goes back further, it is able to pick that up.

[Dick]

Stupid goy

We Jews control everything! muahaha

I'll get to join the elites now because of this, and you'll never be able to.

TBH my minor Sephardic probably comes from my deep Colonial Dutch roots, and it was said New Netherlands was riddled with Jewry (specifically Portuguese Jewry) that escaped to Holland after the Inquisition and then came to America. Some of the families I descend from, at least a book claims, were Jews to begin with.

I guess with a test like this that goes back further, it is able to pick that up.

Congrats. Come at me bro.

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

Congrats. Come at me bro.

There is a reason Trudeau is your leader.

My folks installed him to destroy your country.

[Dick]

There is a reason Trudeau is your leader.

My folks installed him to destroy your country.

I hate you in a loving way.

[Oneeye]

There is a reason Trudeau is your leader.

My folks installed him to destroy your country.


I thought he was there to soak Canadian pussay

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

I thought he was there to soak Canadian pussay

That's just what we want you to think.

[Dick]

I thought he was there to soak Canadian pussay

I hate you in a loving way.

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

I hate you in a loving way.

TBH I'm on your side.

My Sephardi roots mean jack squat to me in the grander scheme of things.

I'll always be a Kekistani.

My Joo ancestors are dead and intermarried with Gentiles. The torch has died out. Some blood remains, but it doesn't change my worldview. I am fervently Anti-NWO regardless of anything.

[Dick]

TBH I'm on your side.

My Sephardi roots mean jack squat to me in the grander scheme of things.

I'll always be a Kekistani.

My Joo ancestors are dead and intermarried with Gentiles. The torch has died out. Some blood remains, but it doesn't change my worldview. I am fervently Anti-NWO regardless of anything.

I love you in a hating way.

[Petalpusher]

11% Metal age invader ... Paki get 65%, it's hilarious. Except for this silly ancient calculator made by 'muh Indo-Ayran', the update seems more accurate for you.

[Immortal]

swarth all up in that bitch.

https://media.giphy.com/media/Jlt69Ka6SwtH2/giphy.gif

You seem like the jealous type.

[Immortal]

Tomorrow. There will be ice cream at the reception.

I am glad I missed it. How was the ice cream...?

[Oneeye]

I am glad I missed it. How was the ice cream...?

Cold and smooth as fuck.

[Enflamme]

Cold and smooth as fuck.

Hum?

[Immortal]

Cold and smooth as fuck.

I knew you would have a great time.

[Oneeye]

I knew you would have a great time.

Bitch, ain't nobody raining on my wedding.

[Immortal]

Bitch, ain't nobody raining on my wedding.

I would sure hope not.