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Lady L
02-04-2009, 04:52 PM
Hello, :) Mine is Sagittarius...

November 22 -December 21

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Your element: Fire

Your ruling planets: Jupiter

Symbol: The Archer

Your stone: Turquoise

Life Pursuit: To live the good life

Vibration: Overly expressive - frequent burnouts

Sagittarian's Secret Desire: To make a difference in the world ...:)

Whats Yours..? :)

Ulf
02-04-2009, 04:57 PM
I'm the crab, the one that's 69ing sideways.

Lady L
02-04-2009, 05:00 PM
I'm the crab, the one that's 69ing sideways.

Come on Ulf, give your friend Mrs. L a better description than that, do some copying, some pasting, make it interesting....:D

Baron Samedi
02-04-2009, 05:08 PM
I'm a Cancer.... In more ways than one :cool:

Ulf
02-04-2009, 05:15 PM
This is from wikipedia, with my input on the traits. :p I'm bored at the moment.

* Tenacious (I sure am)
* Home-loving (I get very cranky if I'm not home)
* Loyal (100%)
* Conservative (Kinda)
* Emotional (I get angry a lot, thats about it)
* Loving (Sure, why not?)
* Shrewd (My wife says I'm pretty good at reading people and situations)
* Moody (I'll admit it, you bastard)
* Sensitive (My wife wishes :p)



* Romantic (see Sensitive)
* Imaginative (I have an idea for a backwards farm, but I can't tell you it yet)
* Sympathetic (More empathetic)
* Over-protective (I will cut you if you touch my wife :aufsmaul_2:)



* Sentimental (Nah)
* Maternal instincts (Ha, yeah ask the dog when he's being whiny)

Interesting enough!? :D

Absinthe
02-04-2009, 05:22 PM
Virgo all the way... :D

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Beorn
02-04-2009, 05:25 PM
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"..the Piscean personality is the most unworldly one in the zodiac. It is the poet, the dreamer, or the psychic who enjoys being taken away from the mundane reality of everyday life. If Pisceans become trapped by circumstances in any one place, they will seek solace from their own inner world."


The Bright Side

Pisces is sympathetic and compassionate, and cannot bear to see another human being in pain. Indeed, Pisceans feel very deeply about other people as they do not have a strong sense of separation and individuality.
Pisces is an intuition sign which can receive great inspiration from beyond. Pisceans are thus the natural mediums and mystics of the zodiac who can communicate their inner vision through either the arts or sciences. Pisces can also be a sign of selfless or self-sacrificing devotion, and is capable of truly unconditional love for others.

The Dark Side


The Pisces personality has a number of sub-personalities who are likely to take over at the drop of a hat. They include the victim, the martyr and the saviour or rescuer; and once Pisces gets locked into these patterns, it can be very difficult to shift. This can be hard on other people involved, too, for Pisceans can inflict, or receive, considerable suffering when they enter into a guilt-ridden phase.
The other negative Piscean trait involves the illusion and confusion which surround their ability to tell the truth - known as lying by the more pragmatic signs. Pisceans tens d to be too imaginative for their own good.

Sensitive Feet





Pisceans' feet and toes cause them the most anxiety. This is perhaps not surprising as, symbolically, it is the feet that keep this fanciful sign earthbound. They might find it therapeutic to 'feel the ground' beneath them by walking barefoot occasionally, or to use massage and reflexology to ease the strain.

Piscean sensitivity is so finely tuned that it reacts like blotting paper to atmospheres. When nursing the sick for instance, Pisceans are apt to reflect a patients' own symptoms themselves. Indeed, Pisceans often have problems defining the boundaries between fact and fiction in general.



Addiction

In difficult circumstances, especially in relationships, this can lead to a tendency to withdraw from reality, with drink or drugs as a possible escape. Apart from the obvious disadvantages to health, such flights might further loosen a weak grasp of self-identity, causing deep depression. With such a tendency to addiction, Pisceans would do well to avoid painkillers and tranquillizers, using natural remedies instead whenever possible.


Indecision

Pisceans can be so whimsical that all their energies are consumed in the plans they dream up; and in the end, they simply cannot say which direction they are facing. Pisces also rules the feet: and indeed Pisceans often need to be grounded, and to feel themselves in their own bodies. Any massage method would be suitable, but a particular appropriate one is reflexology, which works through the feet.


Source (http://www.forplu.com/community/life&style/feature/horoscope/pisces.htm)

I am a typical Piscean.

Skandi
02-04-2009, 05:49 PM
Shamelessy stolen from Ulf I'm cancer too..

* Tenacious (ish)
* Home-loving (Not at all I much prefer to be out I go mad at home)
* Loyal (IF you deserve it)
* Conservative (Totaly)
* Emotional (Not normaly)
* Loving (Probably)
* Shrewd (I always rely on my first impressions)
* Moody (only at "that" time)
* Sensitive (not normaly)



* Romantic (not at all)
* Imaginative (Sometimes but I let reality interfear)
* Sympathetic (NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST!)
* Over-protective (Depends of who or what)




* Sentimental (No)
* Maternal instincts (Zero I Loath children)

woody
02-04-2009, 06:01 PM
OK, fine, I'll do this (from wiki):

Astrologers broadly agree that the following are the characteristics of leo: [6]

* Creative / enthusiastic [of course]

* Faithful / loving [definitely]

* Broad-minded / expansive [maybe to discussion, but I'm pretty damn narrow-minded when it comes to practice]

* Dramatic / vain [not so in public, but in small groups, I can be, for fun]

* Impulsive [extremely]

* Generous / warm hearted [I used to be...now, I try not to be, but old habits die hard]

* Pompous / patronising [depends on who you ask]

* Bossy / interfering [nah, not really]

* Dogmatic / intolerant [well, u be the judge]

Attributes
Ideal Careers: Politics or governmental work [haha] • Business [nope] • Lawyer • Photographer • Entertainer [nah...maybe porn star?] • Music and Art [maybe] • Director[nah]

Likes: Spotlight • Speculative ventures [maybe] • Luxurious living [nah, simple is better] • Drama [hell no] • Adornment • Fashion • Grandeur [nope]

Dislikes: Doing things safely [damn right] • Small minded people [only if they disagree] • Penny-pinching [a little] • Being compared to others[hell yeah] • Loneliness[not really...sometimes, loneliness is awesome]

Vargtand
02-04-2009, 06:29 PM
Cancer

Stossy
02-04-2009, 06:42 PM
I am Aquarius.

Psychonaut
02-04-2009, 07:57 PM
Another Cancer here. Looks like we dominate!

Ulf
02-04-2009, 08:08 PM
Another Cancer here. Looks like we dominate!

Yes, it seems like we've finally achieved metastasis on TA! I hope non-cancers don't mind our malignancy.

A cancer joke? Indeed. :coffee:

Lyfing
02-04-2009, 09:15 PM
I'm a Gemini..:D

Later,
-Lyfing

Lars
02-04-2009, 09:30 PM
Astrology is a complete hoax.

woody
02-04-2009, 09:34 PM
Astrology is a complete hoax.

Yeah, but it's fun. or keeps us from getting completely bored when sitting at home with no motivation to do what we need to do! :thumb001:

YggsVinr
02-04-2009, 11:41 PM
^Ugh, indeed, though I really need to motivate myself to do what needs to be done, but I figure a little break is in order, though I don't believe in the whole astrology thing either.

Anyways, I'm a Taurus.

Tolleson
02-05-2009, 12:04 AM
I'm a Gemini..:D

Later,
-Lyfing

Both Aemma and I are Gemini.

There is no room in this house for the four of us!:eek:

I would suspect that Aemma will elaborate. This post is way too short with her name in it.:D

TTFN,

Euroblood
02-05-2009, 12:15 AM
Anyways, I'm a Taurus.
That makes two of us. :D:thumbs up

Taurus, the fixed earth sign ruled by the planet Venus.

According to the wikipedia article these are the traits of a taurus:

Stubborn, however prefer thinking of themselves as patient, sensible and firm
Dedicated, willing to work hard for what they enjoy.
Determined.
Disciplined, methodical
Sensible, practical
Conservative,traditional
Artistic / creative. Often musical
Relaxed, laid-back, generally cool and self-possessed
Slow to anger, but can become furiously mad
Sensual, greatly enjoys food
Loving
Romantic and affectionate.
Resentful
Prudent, cautious
Reliable, dependable and trustworthy
Tenacious, steadfast
Stable, steady
Patient
Loyal, faithful
Overindulgent
Very strong
Good taste

Loki
02-05-2009, 12:19 AM
Same as Mrs. Lyfing, I'm a Sagittarius apparently.

I cannot rationalise the idea of character traits being determined by the stars, and thus I am not a believer. Yet that doesn't prevent me from reading the astrological entries on my way to work in the newspaper. :rolleyes:

According to Wikipedia these are my associated traits:



Witty conversationalist, humorous
Freedom loving / free-spirited
Idealistic / believing
Moral, often having a religious streak. Righteous.
Intelligent / intellectual
Positive / optimistic
Blindly optimistic (negative trait)
Honest / sincere
Confident and Impulsive
Enterprising, ambitious, devoted to their goals.
Cocky (negative trait)
Energetic / active
Adventurous / risk-taking
Independent / unfettered
Approachable / warm
Cheerful / likeable
Sympathetic / generous
Temperamental
Impatient / restless
Indiscreet, careless.
Blunt and childlike
Tactless and exaggerating
Irresponsible and superficial


Surprisingly, these go a long way in outlining my personal strengths and weaknesses.

Aemma
02-05-2009, 01:36 AM
I would suspect that Aemma will elaborate. This post is way too short with her name in it.:D

LMAO! You got that right! LOL!

Ahh another one I love to bits! :D


But yes...Geminis...just think of us as pre-cancerous :D (Well me especially since I am on the cusp of all things, Midsummer Baby that I am!!) :D

Loddfafner
02-05-2009, 02:45 AM
I'm Orion.;)

Gooding
02-05-2009, 02:56 AM
For what it's worth, I'm a Scorpio ;)

Hulda.Kin
02-05-2009, 03:05 AM
I'm Virgo/Libra cusp...born on a full moon!

Treffie
02-05-2009, 09:12 AM
Aries here, reporting for duty - the first sign of the Zodiac!:thumb001:

Vulpix
02-05-2009, 09:22 AM
The Pisces/Aquarius Cusp occurs approximately from dates February 18 to February 22. Sometimes referred to as Aquarices :D. The Aquarian/Piscean is thought to be tolerant (LOL), open-minded, undiscriminating (LOL), intellectual, sensitive, compassionate, original, offbeat, imaginative, timid, romantic (hmm not really), sentimental (I hate cheesy :eek:), sympathetic, unique (:D), multi-talented (damn right :D!), caring, flirtatious, extrovert, shy (sometimes :D:embarrassed...), quiet, modest, thoughtful, visionary, and understanding. The Aquarian/Piscean is prone to escapism, fickle, hyper-sensitive (bah...), dependable, eccentric (:cool:), goalless (hmmm no), neglectful (not always :tongue), impractical and rebellious (damn right :tongue!).

Heimmacht
02-05-2009, 09:29 AM
Leo, Rarrrrrrr! :taped-shut:

Beorn
02-06-2009, 01:56 AM
ALCOHOLOROSCOPES


ARIES (Mar 21- Apr 19)
Drinking style: Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini

TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
Drinking style: Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells jokes to employers, the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.

GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 21)
Drinking style: Gemini's can drink without changing their behavior much-- they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusion, then doing something unbelievable in a n extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini's possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people at once. They like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is boring -- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement.

CANCER (Jun 22 - Jul 22)
Drinking style: Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda.

LEO (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Drinking style: Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're darling - Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not with the one who brought them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day

VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Drinking style: Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm going tonight." A toast to the subgenius to drink myself into a low level of intelligence

LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 23)
Drinking style: "I'm just a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's just that I'm so damn social." Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's beau or even blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops!

SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 21)
Drinking style: Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool - though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Drinking style: In vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness: When buttered, they'll spill all your secrets and many of their own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?). They're the people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hi-jinks are sure to ensue

CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Drinking style: Capricorn is usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left off the astrological cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star: independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. And if they make money being themselves, who are you to quibble? But just like most rock stars, they're either totally on or totally off, and they generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie.

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Drinking style: Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well (except for water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a stone. If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, they're too preoccupied with their duties to get combative and they make perfectly charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they're usually capital drink-nursers. They also make the best designated drivers (if you can get them before they start raising their wrist) Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while sober

PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Drinking style: If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, LizaMinelli and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they're fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive personality" can be read two ways you know.

Source (http://www.theimbiber.net/page31/page31.html)






I'm still a typical Piscean.

Brynhild
02-06-2009, 02:54 AM
I'm going to be pedantic, because I have studied Astrology at great length, and taking the Zodiac signs seriously by your sun sign alone is just bollocks! :tongue I do realise it's for fun, but I can't look at it the same way any more.

Here is my chart as a matter of interest:

Moon in Aquarius on the cusp of my 8th/9th houses of other people's resources, death, philosophy, long distance travel and the law
Sun in Aries in my 11th house of friends, hopes and aspirations
Mercury in Taurus in my 11th house also
Venus in Gemini sits on my 12 house/Ascendant - Mercury is the ruler of my chart. 12th house presides over hidden enemies, prisons and religion
Mars in Aries (Dignified placement in this chart) in 10th house of the public sector and recognition
Jupiter in 11th house - I have 2 clusters, with 3 planets in Aries (hard to handle! LOL) and 3 in my 11th house
Saturn in Pisces in my 9th house
Uranus in Virgo in my 3rd house of communication, siblings and early childhood learning
Neptune in Scorpio in my 6th house of health and work
Pluto (Yes, it still counts as a planet in my book!) in Virgo on my 3rd/4th house of early home life and environment

There's a lot more involved but I find it to be a useful tool at times.

Aemma
02-06-2009, 03:53 AM
I'm going to be pedantic, because I have studied Astrology at great length, and taking the Zodiac signs seriously by your sun sign alone is just bollocks! :tongue I do realise it's for fun, but I can't look at it the same way any more.

Here is my chart as a matter of interest:

Moon in Aquarius on the cusp of my 8th/9th houses of other people's resources, death, philosophy, long distance travel and the law
Sun in Aries in my 11th house of friends, hopes and aspirations
Mercury in Taurus in my 11th house also
Venus in Gemini sits on my 12 house/Ascendant - Mercury is the ruler of my chart. 12th house presides over hidden enemies, prisons and religion
Mars in Aries (Dignified placement in this chart) in 10th house of the public sector and recognition
Jupiter in 11th house - I have 2 clusters, with 3 planets in Aries (hard to handle! LOL) and 3 in my 11th house
Saturn in Pisces in my 9th house
Uranus in Virgo in my 3rd house of communication, siblings and early childhood learning
Neptune in Scorpio in my 6th house of health and work
Pluto (Yes, it still counts as a planet in my book!) in Virgo on my 3rd/4th house of early home life and environment

There's a lot more involved but I find it to be a useful tool at times.

Yes Bryn, but what's your sign? :D

:p...Aemma

YggsVinr
02-07-2009, 05:20 PM
TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
Drinking style: Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells jokes to employers, the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.

Haha, this reminds me a little of when me and my mononc' (who is also a Taurus) drink together...talk about bulls in china shops and inappropriate joke making:D

Atlas
02-07-2009, 06:01 PM
I am a typical Piscean.

Same here. I was born in March, you ?

Ceallach
02-07-2009, 07:35 PM
http://cdn.digitalcity.com/horoscopes/libra_sun_sign

I am a Libra, September 23rd - October 22nd

Libra is the only zodiac symbol that's neither animal nor human -- but surely that doesn't make you any less human. In fact, Libra is among the most sociable of the signs. As scales of old were really "balances," so to do you seek balance in all that Libra does. You respond to situations with grace as Libra attempts to put others at ease. Artistically, Libra tries to balance form, content, colours and elements, and for this reason can be drawn toward creative endeavours.

The greatest balancing act is between self and others, and it is here that many Libras focus their energy. Here, in the realm of interpersonal relationships, you are a champion. Libra know how to be the charming host or hostess. Libra can sense what others want before they ask for it. And you can make the needs of others a higher priority than your own. In fact, Libra is the shuttle diplomats of the zodiac, going back and forth between the extremes until a solution is negotiated.

The Libra motto might be "To every action there is an opposite and equal reaction." It is your innate sense of cause and effect that makes you so effective as a strategist. Whether it's playing chess, relationship counselling or civic planning, you know how to be effective while staying in the middle of the road. Your easygoing attitude can serve you and others well, but don't forget that your needs cannot go totally unfulfilled or you won't have anything to give to others.

Element: Air

The astrological element of air represents movement. And the most efficient movement between two points is often a thought. Air signs are thinkers. They emphasize the intellect over other functions. With active minds and a good command of language, the air signs are the natural born communicators. They can be light and breezy as the breath of spring, but their words can also carry the power of a gale force wind.

The air of Libra is about equilibrium. Even the atmosphere needs to rest, so here, we seek ways to give our thoughts temporary respite from their never-ending movement.

Seventh House: Partners

If the First House represents the self, the Seventh House opposite it, represents the other. This can be a business partner, a spouse or any other type of relationship amongst equals. Most often, this is where we look to see how you relate to others in your life.

Key Planet: Venus

Venus is the planet of love and desire. She is in charge of romance and beauty. But Venus isn't only about physical love; she's also symbolic of the ideal love. When we see a beautiful painting or other work or art, Venus is present. She is the beauty of a rose as much as she is the attraction we have to someone we love. As the key planet of Libra, Venus is about the perception of beauty as an ideal. Here, she is the proper blend of colors, the right mix of music or the perfect poetic description of love, itself.

Libra Greatest Strength: Your grace and charm when helping others

Libra Possible Weakness: Forgetting to take care of your own needs

Jägerstaffel
02-07-2009, 08:06 PM
Taurus. Pretty much fit the category as well.

Stubborn, however prefer thinking of themselves as patient, sensible and firm
Dedicated, willing to work hard for what they enjoy.
Determined.
Disciplined, methodical
Sensible, practical
Conservative, traditional
Artistic / creative Often musical.
Relaxed, laid-back, generally cool and self-possessed
Slow to anger, but can become furiously mad
Sensual, greatly enjoys food
Loving
Romantic and affectionate.
Resentful
Prudent, cautious
Reliable, dependable and trustworthy
Tenacious, steadfast
Stable, steady
Patient
Loyal, faithful
Overindulgent
Very strong Oh yeaaaaaaaah! *flex*
Good taste

Lyfing
02-08-2009, 01:19 AM
I agree with Brynhild..the sun sign don't tell us the whole story..

I've studied it a little bit..

Like the 'ole typing goes..gemini sun/moon scorp/leo rising is what I am..

With BeornWulfWer's drinking thing..

I'm more like a Scorpio..drinking does bring out the emotional side ( that is what the moon is )..


SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 21)
Drinking style: Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool - though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.

Anyhow..

Later,
-Lyfing

Jägerstaffel
02-08-2009, 01:21 AM
Yeah I may be a Taurus, but I drink like a Scorpio as well! Haha!

Tabiti
05-10-2009, 09:56 AM
Hah, was about to start the same thread, good I found that!

Sun in Aries (aka Birth sign)
Leo Ascedent
Moon in Gemini
Chinese Cat/Rabbit

Additional info:
Venus in Pisces
Jupiter in Aries
Uran in Sagittarius
Pluto in Scorpio
Mercury in Pisces
Mars in Taurus
Saturn in Sagittarius
Neptune in Capricorn
Hiron in Gemini

Electronic God-Man
05-10-2009, 10:03 AM
I am a Scorpio.


SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 21)
Drinking style: Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool - though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.

I also like that the body part that Scorpio rules over are the genitals.

Äike
05-10-2009, 10:36 AM
My zodiac sign is Capricorn.

Svarog
05-10-2009, 10:39 AM
Cancer

Ladejarlen
05-10-2009, 10:44 AM
Im pieces, we call it "fish" here.
Guess im pretty typical, I day dream alot

Tabiti
05-10-2009, 11:00 AM
There are "fish" and "sharks" (my grandmother, for instance) :D

The Lawspeaker
05-10-2009, 10:18 PM
http://www.eastrolog.com/_signs/leo-zodiac-sign.gif

Zodiac Sign / Sun Sign / Star Sign: Leo
Leo is symbolized by the Lion Birthdates: July 23 - August 22


Element of the Leo zodiac sign: Fire
Astrological quality of the Leo zodiac sign: Fixed (i.e. stability)
Planets and the Leo zodiac sign


Ruling Planet: Sun
Career Planet: Venus
Love Planet: Uranus
Money Planet: Mercury
Planet of Health and Work: Saturn
Planet of Home and Family Life: Pluto

Colours of the Leo zodiac sign: gold, orange, red
Gems of the Leo zodiac sign: amber, chrysolite, yellow diamond
Metals of the Leo zodiac sign: gold
Best day of the week for Leo zodiac sign: Sunday

Strongest virtues of the Leo zodiac sign: leadership capability, self-confidence, generosity, creativity
Deepest need of the Leo zodiac sign: elation, the need to shine
Weaknesses of the Leo zodiac sign: arrogance, vanity

(bullocks... I am not arrogant I am just better then you are and I am not vain- I just look good)



LEO (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Drinking style: Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're darling - Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not with the one who brought them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day

Wrong. I am a horrible dancer- and I never flirt when I go out.:)
But yes... I am a good drinker and I prefer to sit down with a glass of beer/mead/sake in front of the fire and let the other people do their thing.

This King doesn't mingle with the plebs. :D;)

Susi
05-10-2009, 10:25 PM
Scorpio.

Rainraven
05-10-2009, 10:32 PM
I'm a Leo :D


LEO (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Drinking style: Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're darling - Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not with the one who brought them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day


That's pretty good!! Actually sounds a bit like me. Though I do tend to lose self control once in awhile ;)

Vargtand
05-10-2009, 10:54 PM
CANCER (Jun 22 - Jul 22)
Drinking style: Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda.

That is not me in the slightest bit... I become a predator when drunk :P well that I am normaly too but still :P

Psychonaut
05-10-2009, 11:03 PM
That is not me in the slightest bit... I become a predator when drunk :P well that I am normaly too but still :P

Hey, I'm a Cancer too! :thumb001:

Solwyn
05-11-2009, 02:37 AM
I enjoy astrology, if for no other reason than to poke fun at it because I know that truthfully, 99.9% of us can't get through the paper without reading our horror-scopes. In an unscientific study that I've been conducting off and on for several years in various workplaces, I have randomly clipped the horoscopes and then sat back and watched my coworkers read the paper. It can get very amusing:D

I'm Pisces, BTW.

Here is a link to a piece I did on love among the stars (http://that-friggan-knitter.xanga.com/694967164/love-is-in-the-air/#) many moons ago, when I used to do readings. Take it for the humour that it is:p

Absinthe
05-11-2009, 12:30 PM
I enjoy astrology, if for no other reason than to poke fun at it because I know that truthfully, 99.9% of us can't get through the paper without reading our horror-scopes.

:D

You should take the paper horoscopes with a grain of salt.

I work in a publishing company and in all magazines and newspaper we publish, the horoscopes are written by simple columnists such as myself. :D

They either copy/paste from the internet or write them off the top of their heads so they're always inaccurate.

It costs too much to hire "real" astrologists to do the job, and even at that, you never know who's really talented and who's an impostor ;)

***

I believe in the field of Astrology, but not in the way it is presented to the layman.

It is a field of high metaphysical/apocryphal value. I've been reading a relevant book by Madame Blavatsky that offers extremely interesting data as to how planetary positions and movements influence the human psyche.

Bloodeagle
05-11-2009, 12:56 PM
I am Aries!
http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/8602%7EBad-Aries-Posters.jpg http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/8374~Good-Aries-Posters.jpg

SwordoftheVistula
05-11-2009, 01:04 PM
Taurus :)

Solwyn
05-11-2009, 06:00 PM
:D

You should take the paper horoscopes with a grain of salt.

I work in a publishing company and in all magazines and newspaper we publish, the horoscopes are written by simple columnists such as myself. :D

They either copy/paste from the internet or write them off the top of their heads so they're always inaccurate.



I know, LOL:)

Several years ago, I tried very briefly, to work as a reader for one of those companies that do the phone readings and webcam. I had already worked in person in NS and Ontario mostly doing Numerology, and so had a client base that would readily transition to online. They started to tell me that they could not find me on the company's website to book me.

On my first night, I logged in and found to my horror that my name had been changed to "Louisa", my picture had been replaced with some Mexican woman's photo (probably a model shot swiped without permission because it looked a bit too "come hither" for Tarot readings, LOL) and there was a fake bio all about my supposed childhood in Mexico in the mountains, and my grandmother the Catholic folk witch and all this crap about angel guides and candle smoke readings - none of which I did.

I logged off and was immediately messaged by the owner who demanded to know why I was leaving the site. I told him that no one informed me that my identity would be changed and there was no way I would be pretending to be some Mexican woman that didn't exist. He basically told me to get over it and start making him money and I told him where he could get off. I got a very self-righteous letter by courier shortly afterwards informing me that my contract was cancelled - LOL - because I just wasn't "their sort of person".

:coffee:

Bloodeagle
05-11-2009, 06:08 PM
I was wondering about the Chinese Zodiac? This seems to be the new trend on the West coast U.S.
I am a metal dog!:thumb001:

Psychonaut
05-11-2009, 07:02 PM
I was wondering about the Chinese Zodiac? This seems to be the new trend on the West coast U.S.
I am a metal dog!:thumb001:

我是猪肖.

http://www.jesuitcp.org/auction/2002/images/boar.jpg

Vulpix
05-11-2009, 07:15 PM
:p

http://www.jesuitcp.org/auction/2002/images/rat.jpg

I wish I was a tiger :(... I like cats :p!

Bloodeagle
05-11-2009, 07:23 PM
:p

http://www.jesuitcp.org/auction/2002/images/rat.jpg

I wish I was a tiger :(... I like cats :p!


There is a folk story that describes how the animals were assigned to the cycle of years. A long long time ago, the Lord Buddha summoned all the animals together to assign each of them a year. When the cat heard the news, he let his friend the rat know about it and the two animals decided to go together the next day. However, the next day the rat did not wake the cat who, being a cat and loving to nap, slept through the morning. Therefore, the cat did not make it to the assembly on time and did not get a year. This is why there is no year of the cat and this is why cats hate rats.
The rat, on the other hand, made it first there and received the first year. He did not achieve this without trickery either. He knew that a small animal like him would not be able to compete with the others, so he begged the ox to let him ride on its head. The ox consented and they went together. Just when they were about to arrive, the rat jumped off the ox's head and got through the finish line first. This is why the year of the rat is the first year in the cycle and the year of the ox is the second.

Sally
06-17-2009, 10:01 PM
Pisces, and supposedly a very typical one. :rolleyes:

http://i44.tinypic.com/33jo3z9.jpg

Barreldriver
06-17-2009, 10:21 PM
Capricorn:

Character


The Bright Side

One of the Capricorn personality's most positive features is its sense of humour. This is something which often sustains Capricorn in its efforts to impose some order on the world, or wisely master its resources. Although the humour is likely to be dry, it does involve contact with other people (something that the self-contained Capricorn does not excel at). What the Capricorn personality is very good at is everything that others (excepts for Earth signs) find a little tedious. Capricorn is endlessly prudent, prudent, reliable, persevering and disciplined.




CONSERVER

Most Capricorn are in favour of conserving assets and are firm

supporters of all things traditional and conventional. They can also become fanatical moralists, opposing

anything that contradicts their view of the world. But they are also widely known for their generosity of nature



AUTHORITARIAN

The Capricorn's need to be in control can even extend to the outer limits of authoritarianism. They distrust anything spontaneous, if it tends to deflect them from their sense of purpose which is to go all out to change their environment to suit their needs.


The Dark Side

Capricorns can be extremely rigid and pessimistic in their outlook; and gloomy and depressed (and depressing) in their interaction with other people. they can also be emotionally cold and inhibited. The prudent and cautious side of the Capricorn nature can be taken to extremes, too, sometimes into the unsociable realm of the miser.

This all is quite accurate according to what others IRL have said about me

Source http://www.forplu.com/community/life&style/feature/horoscope/capricorn.htm

Phlegethon
06-17-2009, 10:30 PM
Virgo all the way... :D

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/8379~Good-Virgo-Posters.jpg

Me too.

The Lawspeaker
06-17-2009, 10:35 PM
Just look at the chart: Charming, sensual, sexy as hell... but still a virgin. :D:D

Phlegethon
06-17-2009, 10:49 PM
That they can't have us hot thangs is what makes us so sexy. ;)

Cato
06-17-2009, 11:50 PM
Libran here.

Rachel
06-18-2009, 12:28 AM
Virgo the virgin and last i looked that made me a Dragon for Chinese Zodiac birthday is (Aug 25th )

Crose
06-18-2009, 01:58 AM
Looks like us Leo's are in the lead. :D:thumb001:




http://www.eastrolog.com/_signs/leo-zodiac-sign.gif

Zodiac Sign / Sun Sign / Star Sign: Leo
Leo is symbolized by the Lion Birthdates: July 23 - August 22


Element of the Leo zodiac sign: Fire
Astrological quality of the Leo zodiac sign: Fixed (i.e. stability)
Planets and the Leo zodiac sign


Ruling Planet: Sun
Career Planet: Venus
Love Planet: Uranus
Money Planet: Mercury
Planet of Health and Work: Saturn
Planet of Home and Family Life: Pluto

Colours of the Leo zodiac sign: gold, orange, red
Gems of the Leo zodiac sign: amber, chrysolite, yellow diamond
Metals of the Leo zodiac sign: gold
Best day of the week for Leo zodiac sign: Sunday

Strongest virtues of the Leo zodiac sign: leadership capability, self-confidence, generosity, creativity
Deepest need of the Leo zodiac sign: elation, the need to shine
Weaknesses of the Leo zodiac sign: arrogance, vanity

(bullocks... I am not arrogant I am just better then you are and I am not vain- I just look good)




Wrong. I am a horrible dancer- and I never flirt when I go out.:)
But yes... I am a good drinker and I prefer to sit down with a glass of beer/mead/sake in front of the fire and let the other people do their thing.

This King doesn't mingle with the plebs. :D;)

anonymaus
06-18-2009, 02:01 AM
I follow the light of a different celestial path.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/gfy_tot3.gif

Octothorpe
06-18-2009, 07:37 PM
I find the combination of Eastern and Western interesting:

SCORPIO DRAGON
Eccentric and exotic, Scorpio Dragons are mighty people with legendary zest and enthusiasm, and incredibly passionate emotions. They throw themselves into everything they do. When they fall in love it is completely and exclusively and they expect the same treatment of their partners.


OK! I'll take that. :D

Klärchen
02-08-2010, 08:59 PM
Yes Bryn, but what's your sign? :D

:p...Aemma

Sun in Aries in my 11th house of friends, hopes and aspirations...
Brynhild is an Aries, because the Zodiac Sign is the sign where the sun is in.
I am... can you guess? http://www.smileygarden.de/smilie/Dollz-Candy/38.gif

Radojica
02-08-2010, 09:14 PM
Well, since this thread is opened again, i will speak. Cancer/Scorpio here

Wölfin
02-08-2010, 09:15 PM
I am an Aquarius III, Moon in Aries (II) rising Cancer-Leo
My Chinese Zodiac is the Water Monkey (and my inner/companion animal is the Tiger)

My inner opposites (that balance you out) are Leo and Libra.

Sun, Mercury and Saturn are in Aquarius, in the cusp of the 7th-8th houses (Houses of Libra and Scorpio).

Klärchen
02-08-2010, 09:16 PM
This is a very good French astrology site:
http://www.astrotheme.fr

You can make your own horoscope there, too:
http://www.astrotheme.fr/atlas.php

And there you can find the horoscopes of lots of celebrities:
http://www.astrotheme.fr/portraits/A.htm

Grumpy Cat
02-08-2010, 09:20 PM
I'm a Taurus, and on the Chinese Zodiac, a dog. Does that make me a bulldog?

Klärchen
02-08-2010, 09:34 PM
Well, since this thread is opened again, i will speak. Cancer/Scorpio here
Oh oh, still waters run deep... :D

I'm a Taurus, and on the Chinese Zodiac, a dog. Does that make me a bulldog?
I am a Monkey on the Chinese Zodiac. Gemini plus Monkey - nice mixture. :D

Sigrid
02-08-2010, 09:38 PM
I'm a Scorpio. :)

The Lawspeaker
02-08-2010, 09:40 PM
I am a bit cat with manes: Leo.

DeusEx
02-08-2010, 09:41 PM
By Zodiac - Lion.

Germanicus
02-08-2010, 10:14 PM
I am a Libra, September 23rd - October 22nd

Libra is the only zodiac symbol that's neither animal nor human -- but surely that doesn't make you any less human. In fact, Libra is among the most sociable of the signs. As scales of old were really "balances," so to do you seek balance in all that Libra does. You respond to situations with grace as Libra attempts to put others at ease. Artistically, Libra tries to balance form, content, colours and elements, and for this reason can be drawn toward creative endeavours.

The greatest balancing act is between self and others, and it is here that many Libras focus their energy. Here, in the realm of interpersonal relationships, you are a champion. Libra know how to be the charming host or hostess. Libra can sense what others want before they ask for it. And you can make the needs of others a higher priority than your own. In fact, Libra is the shuttle diplomats of the zodiac, going back and forth between the extremes until a solution is negotiated.

The Libra motto might be "To every action there is an opposite and equal reaction." It is your innate sense of cause and effect that makes you so effective as a strategist. Whether it's playing chess, relationship counselling or civic planning, you know how to be effective while staying in the middle of the road. Your easygoing attitude can serve you and others well, but don't forget that your needs cannot go totally unfulfilled or you won't have anything to give to others.

Element: Air

The astrological element of air represents movement. And the most efficient movement between two points is often a thought. Air signs are thinkers. They emphasize the intellect over other functions. With active minds and a good command of language, the air signs are the natural born communicators. They can be light and breezy as the breath of spring, but their words can also carry the power of a gale force wind.

The air of Libra is about equilibrium. Even the atmosphere needs to rest, so here, we seek ways to give our thoughts temporary respite from their never-ending movement.

Seventh House: Partners

If the First House represents the self, the Seventh House opposite it, represents the other. This can be a business partner, a spouse or any other type of relationship amongst equals. Most often, this is where we look to see how you relate to others in your life.

Key Planet: Venus

Venus is the planet of love and desire. She is in charge of romance and beauty. But Venus isn't only about physical love; she's also symbolic of the ideal love. When we see a beautiful painting or other work or art, Venus is present. She is the beauty of a rose as much as she is the attraction we have to someone we love. As the key planet of Libra, Venus is about the perception of beauty as an ideal. Here, she is the proper blend of colors, the right mix of music or the perfect poetic description of love, itself.

Libra Greatest Strength: Your grace and charm when helping others

Libra Possible Weakness: Forgetting to take care of your own needs



My birth sign traits are totally Libran, only the best of things are good enough, i never except second best in anything. My worst trait is like a dog that has been kicked, i always remember who has kicked me.
The need for revenge is pretty strong in my ways of dealing with things.
When i do things i need lots of praise, the need for a pat or stroke or compliment is also a top priority in my well being.

PS in the chinese calender i am a dog.....licks Aemma..:)

Tabiti
02-08-2010, 10:15 PM
Hah, was about to start the same thread, good I found that!

Sun in Aries (aka Birth sign)
Leo Ascedent
Moon in Gemini
Chinese Cat/Rabbit

Additional info:
Venus in Pisces
Jupiter in Aries
Uran in Sagittarius
Pluto in Scorpio
Mercury in Pisces
Mars in Taurus
Saturn in Sagittarius
Neptune in Capricorn
Hiron in Gemini
Well...

Loki
02-08-2010, 11:01 PM
Sagittarius, but I don't believe in this hocus pocus stuff.

MarcvSS
02-08-2010, 11:03 PM
Libra...

Comte Arnau
02-08-2010, 11:50 PM
I'm a Scavi: Scorpio(sun)-Capricorn(rising)-Virgo(moon).

Guapo
02-08-2010, 11:50 PM
Tiger in teh chinese zodiac

nisse
02-09-2010, 12:21 AM
I'm a Capricorn and a Fire Rabbit :D

I'm not really like the descriptions though :ohwell:


Rabbit (Cat in Vietnam) (Yin, 4th Trine, Fixed Element Wood):

ambitious, gracious, good friend, kind, sensitive, soft-spoken, amiable, elegant, reserved, cautious, artistic, thorough, tender, self-assured, shy, astute, compassionate, flexible. Can be moody, detached, superficial, self-indulgent, opportunistic, stubborn.


Fire adds an unspoken magnetism and mystery to the Rabbit. These creatures have a burning desire to get out there and live life to its fullest. They are active and adventurous and love anything that sparks their creativity or curiosity. They can throw tantrums here and there, if provoked, but most of the time they work very hard to avoid conflict or unpleasant confrontations. Fire Rabbits are charming and tend to push their emotions into the backs of their minds, but will speak up if necessary.

Rachel
02-09-2010, 12:52 AM
I am a virgo... any questions? I am orderly and like having a game plan at all times.

Arne
02-09-2010, 03:51 AM
Drinking style: "I'm just a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's just that I'm so damn social." Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's beau or even blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops!

Bridie
02-09-2010, 05:22 AM
Sun in Capricorn, Moon in Cancer and Ascendant Scorpio. Oh yeah, and Mars in Aries, Venus in Sagittarius and Mercury in Aquarius. :D :bored0:

Praamžius
02-09-2010, 05:31 AM
A half-horse half-man with a bow who tries to assassinate all other zodiac sign's

Fortis in Arduis
02-09-2010, 05:38 AM
Gemini.

There are two of us. ;)

Hrimskegg
02-09-2010, 10:02 AM
SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 21)
Drinking style: Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool - though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.

Scorpio. :viking4:

curiousman
02-09-2010, 10:36 AM
Libra

Sabinae
02-09-2010, 11:54 AM
Scales. Description? sure...words are meaningless...
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn31/Sabina-photo/sab-libra.jpg

Svanhild
02-09-2010, 01:39 PM
Twins! :wink
http://rolfjentsch.org/images/sternzeichen/s_zwilling.gif

Groenewolf
02-09-2010, 03:30 PM
Virgo, and in the Chinese version a dog.

Lars
02-09-2010, 04:04 PM
http://www.zodiacsignsastrology.us/zodiac-signs-pictures/taurus-zodiac-tattoos.jpg

Tattooing a zodiac (apparently, I'm a Taurus) on the bum is great - believing it is retarded.

Amarantine
02-10-2010, 07:11 AM
I would say-My Node is in Aquarius, and my Moon in my 12th house...for the ones who knows, it is more then enough:)

Elveon
02-10-2010, 08:16 AM
Aquarius

http://www.astrologie-tarots-suisse.com/UserFiles/Image/verseau%281%29.jpg

Arne
04-02-2010, 09:29 PM
The Libra is creative,charming,sensitive and feel better preserved in Relationsship.
In Relationsship the libra prefers it not to tricky and complicated.
His Heart is given not Completely and he left place for himself cause he need´s his freedom.
Libra´s are ruled by the Planet of Love named Venus ...
My Leo ascendent makes me generous in spending, but it can be misused.
In this Combination People do like to present theirself, and they like to be in the middle and beloved.

Potential Partners are Libra,Cancer,Leo and gemini.
Gemini´s are ruled by Logic cause of the star Mercur.
I was fooled many ways :( with too much Trouble.

Germanicus
04-02-2010, 09:36 PM
I was born in the Chinese year of the dog. http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n449/ruffusruffcut/dog-breed-staffy.gif

Lithium
04-02-2010, 10:09 PM
Aquarius
and I fit in almost every description of the sign ;d

Germanicus
04-02-2010, 10:16 PM
Aquarius
and I fit in almost every description of the sign ;d

Me too, just like a dog if i am kicked i remember the person who has kicked me..:)

Cato
04-02-2010, 11:12 PM
Western: Libra.
Eastern: Dragon.

Bloodeagle
04-04-2010, 05:28 AM
My Western zodiac sign is Aries and Chinese zodiac sign is Dog. This makes me a Russian Ovcharka. Watch out! I will kill an intruder!

:Dhttp://windowseat.ca/images/caucasian_mountain_dog.png

la bombe
04-21-2010, 05:53 AM
Sun in Capricorn, Moon in Cancer and Ascendant Scorpio. Oh yeah, and Mars in Aries, Venus in Sagittarius and Mercury in Aquarius. :D :bored0:

Um, hi, are you my long-lost twin? Well, almost. I'm a Capricorn, Moon in Pisces, Cancer Rising, with my Mars in Aries and Mercury in Aquarius too :p

Don
04-21-2010, 09:53 AM
http://www.santitorres.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/toro_osborne.jpg

Aramis
04-21-2010, 10:01 AM
I am of course...

http://africanalchemy.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/aquarius.jpg

Brynhild
11-17-2010, 08:40 PM
For some reason, I came across this old thread and decided to add more input to it.


:D

You should take the paper horoscopes with a grain of salt.
I work in a publishing company and in all magazines and newspaper we publish, the horoscopes are written by simple columnists such as myself. :D

They either copy/paste from the internet or write them off the top of their heads so they're always inaccurate.

It costs too much to hire "real" astrologers to do the job, and even at that, you never know who's really talented and who's an impostor ;)

I've always had my suspicions in this regard, and I'm sceptical about who the "true" astrologers are as well. If they start bringing asteroids or any other such rubbish into the equation, because they can't find any answers within the planets and aspects first, then I would just laugh at them.


I believe in the field of Astrology, but not in the way it is presented to the layman.

Astrology is a combination of science and mathematics, and once upon a time it tied in with the constellations. To some degree it still does because you can still pinpoint the constellations in the sky at certain times of the year. Of those planets you can see with the naked eye, you can find them within that constellation.


It is a field of high metaphysical/apocryphal value. I've been reading a relevant book by Madame Blavatsky that offers extremely interesting data as to how planetary positions and movements influence the human psyche.

I'm no expert on Jung, but this type of study was of his expertise also. He related the planetary movements as more of archetypes, how we see that within our psyche, and from that perspective it makes sense.


I was wondering about the Chinese Zodiac? This seems to be the new trend on the West coast U.S.
I am a metal dog!:thumb001:

I'm a wood dragon. Put that with Aries and the combination can be lethal! LOL

The elements are divided into two yearly lots. We have metal which are in the years ending with 0 and 1, water in the years ending with 2 and 3, wood in the years ending with 4 and 5, fire in the years ending with 6 and 7, and earth in the years ending with 8 and 9. As for each sign, they return every 12 years in accordance to the 12 animals that Buddha gave them to.


I am an Aquarius III, Moon in Aries (II) rising Cancer-Leo

I know that I'm going to be pedantic here, but your rising sign is either Cancer or Leo. It can't ever be both. House rulership cusps just don't work that way, and regardless of the settings you use to determine the house charts.


Sun, Mercury and Saturn are in Aquarius, in the cusp of the 7th-8th houses (Houses of Libra and Scorpio).

In traditional house rulerships, that would be right. However, the time of birth determines the various rulerships. So in your chart, I assume you are a Cancer rising and therefore, your 7th house ruler is Saturn over the sign of Capricorn, where your Saturn is well dignified by the term of accidental dignity. There is even the possibility of you being a Leo rising (and you strike me as being more so) with an intercepted chart (meaning two signs don't have a house allotment) that could have Aquarius allotted over both the 7th and 8th houses. It's not uncommon for those born in the northern latitudes to have such charts. I even know roughly what time you're born because of where your sun is placed but I won't get into that.

@ Lars, don't call what you don't know retarded. Healthy scepticism is natural, but basing that sort of opinion due to lack of knowledge just doesn't cut the mustard.

@ Soten, it figures you knew what organs Scorpio rules! :p

Goswinus
11-17-2010, 09:33 PM
Western sign: Virgo
Chinese sign: Metal-Boar

Hm, I am still not out if that makes me nice and sleazy, or just having an appetite for going against the direction of the (main-) stream and be highly critical of everything that might harm what's precious to me. ;)

Vasconcelos
11-17-2010, 09:34 PM
http://img2.blogcu.com/images/e/n/g/englishcity/taurus.gif

Cato
11-17-2010, 09:56 PM
Libra and dragon.

Arne
11-17-2010, 10:00 PM
i´m a libra ascendent lionking http://syntetnettan.blogg.se/images/2009/libra_32642776.jpg

Lábaru
11-17-2010, 10:42 PM
http://tarotgratis.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/aries.jpg

Omg I am a nigger :(

Svipdag
11-18-2010, 12:03 AM
I am convinced that astrology got off on the wrong foot initially and has remained there. The genetic makeup of a person is determined at conception, not birth. This is a truism today. Much of what a person can become and perhaps much of what he can accomplish is determined by the results of the genetic card-shuffle which occurred at conception.

Any cosmic phenomenon which might influence the neonate could also influence the fetus in utero. The time and place of birth are utterly irrelevant. The cards have already been dealt nine months before. We do not know what effects electromagnetic fields, for example, may have upon the juggling of amino acids in the construction of the new DNA at conception.

There may be, and probably are cycles of various lengths in the intensity and direction of cosmic electromagnetic fields which might influence the linking of the amino acids determining the arrangement of the genes in the chromosomes of the gamete which will develop into a fetus.It is uncertain whether the positions of the planets could have any significant effects upon these cosmic fields.

It seems more likely that the relative positions of the planets are merely time-markers which serve as indices of the position of a particular instant of time and spacial position within a cyclically varying cosmic electromagnetic field.
If so, the time and place of conception are all-important and those of birth irrelevant.

But, why, then, would astrological predictions EVER work, as they sometimes seem to ? Probably because the time interval between conception and birth is (very) roughly constant. It would also explain why some horoscopes are wildly incorrect. If this is true, natal horoscopes for premature births ought to be foremost among the wildly incorrect.

Persons conceived under the same astrological sign in different years, those conceptions occurring at very different points in a cosmic electromagnetic cycle, could have very different personalities. Assuming, for the sake of argument, that the conception sign is the natal sign minus nine months, there could well be more difference between persons having the same natal sign in different years than between persons having different natal signs in the same year.

I have the classic Leo personality: ostentatious and overbearing, but generous and faithful, but I am a metal horse in the Chinese astrological system. My best friend is also a Leo, but a wooden sheep (and does THAT ever describe him !) . He is shy, excessively self-effacing, and a miser. Two VERY different lions, born 13 years apart.

My mother, who, of course, knew the exact time and place of my birth, had an astrologer prepare a computer-generated horoscope for me for 1971. It was remarkable. It predicted a promotion, to which I was not entitled, a long voyage which, as it turned out, I would have been in no condition to take, and a new romance.

None of these, of course, occurred. It failed to predict that I would be run over by my own car and out of work for several weeks or that I would be forced to sell an antique car which I wish I had today. BAH ! So, while I have
a Leo, metal, horse personality, it failed utterly to predict ANYTHING which happened to me that year.

Saruman
11-18-2010, 12:16 AM
I know one guy who ascribed astro-signs to races, he's mostly incorrect in his theories, but there's some metaphorical truth in it probably.

http://svetlost.org/podaci/slike/astro_anthropology.jpg


And me:D:
http://www.commentsgraphic.com/zodiac/aries/aries_comment_03.jpg

Arne
11-18-2010, 12:26 AM
I know one guy who ascribed astro-signs to races, he's mostly incorrect in his theories, but there's some metaphorical truth in it probably.

http://svetlost.org/podaci/slike/astro_anthropology.jpg


And me:D:
http://www.commentsgraphic.com/zodiac/aries/aries_comment_03.jpg

Libras shouldn´t be asociated with Mediterranean Haplogroups..

Matritensis
11-18-2010, 12:46 AM
http://www.afblum.be/bioafb/arachnid/buthocc1.JPG

Saruman
11-18-2010, 09:18 AM
Libras shouldn´t be asociated with Mediterranean Haplogroups..

No, he metaphorically assigned the generally perceived mentality of an astro-sign such as Libre to Mediterraneans. His work is a big mess, though there are some mental differences between sub-races..

Comte Arnau
11-18-2010, 09:45 AM
I know one guy who ascribed astro-signs to races, he's mostly incorrect in his theories, but there's some metaphorical truth in it probably.

http://svetlost.org/podaci/slike/astro_anthropology.jpg


Lol at the Spanish not being in the Leo (Atlanto-Med) or Libra (Med) groups, but in the 'Semitian'. :D

Aramis
11-18-2010, 08:35 PM
Lol at the Spanish not being in the Leo (Atlanto-Med) or Libra (Med) groups, but in the 'Semitian'. :D

Hah. I'm a Slav and thus belong to the "Yellow race" according to this guy.

terrence009
12-17-2010, 03:45 AM
I am a Capricorn...

tomi4m10
12-17-2010, 03:48 PM
gemini

Cato
12-18-2010, 05:01 AM
Libra or year of the dragon for the Asian zodiac, which I like since I've had Chinese and Japanese people say I remind them of a dragon (fiery, roaring, tempermental, wise, etc.) without them knowing much about me. Libra is bland; dragons aren't.

Bloodeagle
12-18-2010, 07:09 AM
Libra or year of the dragon for the Asian zodiac, which I like since I've had Chinese and Japanese people say I remind them of a dragon (fiery, roaring, tempermental, wise, etc.) without them knowing much about me. Libra is bland; dragons aren't.
I once had a romantic relationship with a Libra/Dragon of the female variety. :) She was the opposite of bland. She could make and brake my heart on a daily basis.

I am an Aries/Dog, or sexy, quarrelsome, headstrong, selfish and loyal to a fault! :D

Germanicus
12-18-2010, 02:28 PM
Born in 1958 i am a Libran, my asian zodiak i am a dog, just like a dog, once kicked i always remember the one who's kicked me! ;)

Black Sun Dimension
04-14-2011, 03:55 PM
My zodiac sign is Libra, and in chinese astrology my animal is the dragon (born 1988).

Bloodeagle
04-14-2011, 03:58 PM
in chinese astrology my animal is the dragon (born 1988).

I am sorry to hear this, because now we can never be friends, but only mortal enemies. :D:D:D

Black Sun Dimension
04-14-2011, 04:01 PM
Dragon > puppy. You lost before it even started. ;)

mymy
04-14-2011, 05:40 PM
Sagittarius( or if you believe in new theories then Ophiuchus )with ascendant Libra... Snake in Asian zodiac.

It's interesting that Ophiuchus is also showed like snake/serpent, and I'm also snake in Aztec horoscope.

In natal chart i have most of planets in Capricorn and Scorpio. By the way it is said that for physical appearance of women is important sign in Venus, and for behavior sign in Lilith. In my case, I'm not sure if it's good, but it's fun to read :D


Lilith in Scorpio:
Everything here is a question of to be or not to be! Everything is a life or death struggle. And nobody can understand these people when they say that love is not love if it does not hurt, if there is no jealousy, pain, abandonment and comeback. If there is not even hatred and the darkness of frenzied passions and unsustainable desires, or that violent need for attention, looks, giving and owning.If however, the person who has Lilith positioned here is not of an agressive or violent temperament, then she herself can be the victim of someone else’s rage, then it is she and her love that are in danger from others. In any case, after one humiliation and insult, especially women with LI in Sc have a problem of sexually opening up to men, to give themselves up and enjoy sex which is in their thoughts 24 hours a day! As a compromise, they strive to draw attention to themselves emphasizing their sex appeal by provocative clothing, uninhibited behaviour.Generally these people are talented for sex of which they are aware, because it is only in sex, through the touch of two bodies, that they find satisfaction (and the touch is something that is obsessively missed since childhood, no matter how harmonious the family in which the person grew up as a child was, there still was not enough touching, embracing…), which is why they later in sex look for adoration and proof of love. If they wanted to, they could destroy up to three marriages through sex, but they find it hard to realize even one!The feeling of degradation and lack of self esteem become the biggest problems of this person. Moderation is a word he does not know, everything is either – or! That is why things easily slip to extremes, from apathy to euphoria, from depression to hysteria, from ascetism to an insatiable hunger for passionate nights. Although men will experience her as a fatal seductress, Lilith here gets her maybe most sinister shape so it is extremely hard for her to approach anything with a pure heart, with trust and openness.



Venus in Capricorn:
Capricorn rising, with Venus in the 4th, aspected by exalted lagna lord
Saturn in the 10th: a visionary and chakra healer, of exceptional and
uncanny beauty, often described as a spare, very unique beauty of their own.

For physical appearance are good Venus in Taurus, Aquarius, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn and in general all female signs.

Himera
04-14-2011, 05:54 PM
ARIES:D

Guapo
04-14-2011, 05:56 PM
http://www.davidandgavinhoffman.com/photos/taurus.gif

Radojica
04-14-2011, 05:57 PM
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/5920/daisy14.png

Am I the only one who finds this natal chart weird :confused:?

Himera
04-14-2011, 05:58 PM
http://www.davidandgavinhoffman.com/photos/taurus.gif

My , my , how I could miss that?!:D:p

Comte Arnau
04-14-2011, 07:36 PM
I am Calli, the House.

http://rpmedia.ask.com/ts?u=/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/Calli.jpg/52px-Calli.jpg

Peyrol
04-14-2011, 07:53 PM
Aquarius

leisitox
04-14-2011, 08:03 PM
Im sagittarius and in the chinese horoscope pig, so I'm a pig cupid:D

Harkonnen
04-16-2011, 08:58 AM
I don't really care for these Sun signs, but on Moon sign I'm Aeries. I think the Moon sign is much more important than the Sun sign. Though I happen to be Aeries also in Sun sign nevertheless... :D

Let's face it the Sun sign is totally supersticious mumbojumbo and pseudoscience, while the Moon sign is totally legit!



You may be familiar with your 'Sun Sign', but what is a 'Moon Sign'? The Moon is said to rule your personality, while the Sun rules your individuality, while the Ascendant Sun dictates our outer appearance and mannerisms (learn more about the Ascendant by clicking on its icon in the horoscope main menu).

You may be surprised to learn that you may illustrate more of your Moon Sign qualities than your Sun Sign (it should be noted though that the vast majority of the populous manifest their Sun Signs). By reading the description of your Moon Sign you will be able to judge how much the Moon affects your personality. The descriptions are quite general, but may ring true nonetheless.

Your Moon Sign is determined by the date of your birth. So, on the following pages you will be presented with a chart that represents the year you were born. Not every date for that year is represented on the chart, only the dates on which the Moon changed. So you will select the last change before the date of your birth. The exact times in which the Moon changed is not displayed on the chart, so if there was a moon change on your birthday, the moon may still have been in the preceding Sign at the time you were born. You will simply have to read both descriptions and choose the one that most represents your personality. This will make you more adept at recognizing signs for both yourself and others.

http://www.ofesite.com/spirit/horoscop/moonsign/moonform.htm


--->



Aries is the first sign of the Zodiac. If this is your Moon Sign your personality is likely to be spontaneous and excitable. You are also militantly hostile in your expression of anger. You may be prone to periods of ire and irritation. You are very self-reliant. You want to have everything your way, and refuse to be pushed around by anyone. You are self-disciplined, and refuse to have others impose discipline on you. People either like you or hate you because of your impulsive behavior. You like taking charge, and will likely end up in a position of authority in your career. You are a natural leader. You set the pace and terms for yourself, and will choose your own vocation (regardless of advice from friends and relatives). The relationship between you and your parents may be difficult. There is a lack of both sympathy, and communication there. Your actions are considered to be impulsive and unexpected by others who are watching you. The Moon in Aries is a good sign if you enjoy original plans, adventures, independence and military life. You may be attracted to the study of the occult, or mysticism. You like to keep secrets, and that drives some of your friends crazy.

Comte Arnau
04-16-2011, 11:05 AM
I don't really care for these Sun signs, but on Moon sign I'm Aeries. I think the Moon sign is much more important than the Sun sign. Though I happen to be Aeries also in Sun sign nevertheless... :D

Let's face it the Sun sign is totally supersticious mumbojumbo and pseudoscience, while the Moon sign is totally legit!


Well, it's just like a triangle. Like when you say, is he/she beautiful, hot or attractive? :p

That's why I'm a Scavi, a Scorpio-Capri-Virgo. I like having my Moon in Virgo, specially at work, but I'm also a proud Scorpion and I don't care if people see me as a Goat out there. :D

Svipdag
04-19-2011, 01:54 AM
and I have the Leo personality. Also, I was born in the year of the Horse.I am generous, ostentatious, loyal to friends, often overbearing. Yet, my best friend's birthday is 8 days later than mine, yet he is shy, and lacking in self confidence. [He was born in the year of the sheep, so that fits.]

I think that natal astrology is based on a false assumption. The time when the physical and probably psychological destiny of the new person is established is NOT birth, but conception.

It is THEN, during the genetic card shuffle when the genes are rearranged, that the genetic makeup of the person is established. THEN, the physical, mental, and emotional limitations and capabilities of the person-to-be come into being.

Any external influences: electric, magnetic and gravitational fields, cosmic radiation, for example, which might influence the development of the fetus must Act THEN, not at birth. The time and place of birth are irrelevant. The only reason why natal horoscopes work at all is that the interval of time from conception to birth is relatively constant.

Rosenrot
04-19-2011, 01:58 AM
Cancer. I'm a moonchild =]


In chinese, snake.

la bombe
04-19-2011, 04:36 PM
Let's face it the Sun sign is totally supersticious mumbojumbo and pseudoscience, while the Moon sign is totally legit!

I used to think that too, but lately I've noticed how my Capricorn (sun sign) comes out when I'm work. At work I'm very focused, no nonsense and efficient, which is not my typical personality. Usually I'm more ruled by my moon sign.

The Lawspeaker
04-19-2011, 08:08 PM
http://www.humorhound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/lion-this-is-my-happy-face.jpg

Flintlocke
01-01-2012, 11:12 AM
I'm a crab. :)

Lithium
01-01-2012, 12:11 PM
I am so proud to be an Aquarius :D

Nglund
01-01-2012, 12:39 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQDQF3_HSMTR8sYFJzvehkqU66pqwnwS wF5MgIjbZErKta7u5asIt2AJor-

mymy
01-01-2012, 12:39 PM
I am so proud to be an Aquarius :D

Yes, you should be! I wish i am one, but i'm Sagittarius/Libra with stellium(5 planets) in Capricorn... Quite difficult.

Aces High
01-01-2012, 12:48 PM
I was born under a bad sign witht the blue moon in my eyes.

Alison
01-01-2012, 01:00 PM
Scorpio

Veneda
01-01-2012, 01:44 PM
http://wlodb.com/files/Scorpio.jpg

Caeruleus
01-01-2012, 01:51 PM
Western - Aries
Eastern (chinese) - Tiger

the perfect combo for a quite disgusting personality :)

Damião de Góis
01-01-2012, 03:35 PM
Capricorn, the weirdest sign of them all:

http://astrolibrary.org/images/capricorn5.jpg

mymy
01-01-2012, 03:54 PM
^ The Sea goat.

Btw, Mars is the best in this sign, so the men who have it are " the best of the best". Unfortunately women with Venus in Capricorn are not so blessed because they search for "best of the best".
Not that astrology is so precise, but this works in my case, lol.

Damião de Góis
01-01-2012, 04:08 PM
^ The Sea goat.

Btw, Mars is the best in this sign, so the men who have it are " the best of the best". Unfortunately women with Venus in Capricorn are not so blessed because they search for "best of the best".
Not that astrology is so precise, but this works in my case, lol.

How can you check that? Mars or Venus?

mymy
01-01-2012, 04:44 PM
How can you check that? Mars or Venus?

There are options on astro.com
Choose free horoscopes, drawing and calculations, chart drawing and ascendant and you'll get chart with planets.

Male and female horoscopes are different, for male Sun and Mars are more important, for female Moon and Venus, but there are variations. It is much more complicated than people think, and not always easy to read. :)

Artek
01-01-2012, 04:46 PM
Aries (ram)

Flintlocke
01-01-2012, 06:10 PM
There are options on astro.com
Choose free horoscopes, drawing and calculations, chart drawing and ascendant and you'll get chart with planets.

Male and female horoscopes are different, for male Sun and Mars are more important, for female Moon and Venus, but there are variations. It is much more complicated than people think, and not always easy to read. :)

So you're like the forum's onboard astrologer? Can you do tarot and stuff like that as well?

Aviane
01-01-2012, 08:35 PM
Supposedly I would be a Cancer.

mymy
01-01-2012, 11:09 PM
So you're like the forum's onboard astrologer? Can you do tarot and stuff like that as well?

I'm not astrologer, and yes, i can do other stuffs like this. Just not on the way those funny so-called astrologers do today. I'm interested in symbol, energies and what they represent, so that's how i know it.

Laubach
01-01-2012, 11:21 PM
I´m a taurus..

gold_fenix
01-01-2012, 11:25 PM
http://www.humorhound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/lion-this-is-my-happy-face.jpg

me too, and in the chinese tiger

rhiannon
01-02-2012, 07:36 AM
My birthday is May 17...this makes me Taurus. My husband's is May 10....this makes him Taurus, too.

The fights around here can get REALLY interesting, needless to say:)

Comte Arnau
01-02-2012, 02:25 PM
This board seems full of the opposed Tauruses and Scorpios, the mouth and the anus of the Devil, respectively. :D

A poll might have been useful to see the stats.

Flintlocke
01-02-2012, 06:40 PM
This is the best description of Astrological signs online. :p :D

Aries have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. Cat Stevens' "Hard Headed Woman" was probably an Aries. Aries rarely say one thing and do another. They usually do the wrong thing and don't discuss it. Never point this out to an Aries unless you want your kidneys pulled out through your sinuses.

Aries folks love Pisceans because Pisces people make them feel well-grounded. Aries love to laugh at the funny moon-people who suck their thumbs at age 35. Aries use guns to describe philosophical concepts. Whether you live in a palatial estate or a cardboard tepee, you will insist until death that it is exactly what you always wanted. Most Aries were concrete parking bumpers in at least two of their past lives.

Aries are never born. They skip gaily from their mothers' wombs. This may even involve rollerblades. The Aries makes life decisions as a toddler. Aries marry several times for funnies but never divorce. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury. Being infallible, God is probably an Aries. This would make Satan an Aquarius. Aries always hold management positions. If one is assigned to clean toilets, he will form a one-man union. Then he will go and picket in the parking lot. All of you think you're Lech Walesa.

People run away when an Aries comes around. They know that if they do not, the Aries will set them on fire. Aries hate listening to Scorpios talk because they take pride in being even more self-centered. In fact, much to the Scorpios' dismay, you are the biggest pricks in the zodiac. Your rams' horns are in everyone else's asses.


Taurus
You are brooding emotion incarnate. One minute you're up, the next you're down, the next you've shot your favorite newscaster in the kneecaps, "just 'cuz.". You're very earthy, which may mean that you don't shower as often as most people. Or it may just mean that you like to roll around with your nose in clover and sigh. Taureans love happy movies where everyone is jolly and having fun, but they fight with waiters and get upset with billboards. They like to psychoanalyze their friends but have no real experience with life in general.

Taureans mumble while describing philosophical concepts. The Taurus is a strange bird because he or she holds grudges about things that never actually happened. This may stem from the feelings of inadequacy resulting from being beaten out for first in line in the zodiac by Aries. That is the Taurean self-image, always second best. However, they are undoubtedly the best at feeling like second best. All Taureans want to be God. Unfortunately, God is an Aries.

You are generally tough to figure out because you answer every question with a question. Also, you won't come out from under the bed. Most Taureans love conflict. If nothing is wrong, then that in itself is something wrong. Some especially like bar fights. If they can't get into an actual bar fight, they will make up interesting stories about them which they can tell their friends right before they psychoanalyze them.

If it weren't for Bazooka Joe and The Family Circus, Taureans wouldn't know what to do. You feel that you are going nowhere in life. You are probably right. Milwaukee is full of Taureans. Taureans are impatient and pushy. They are in a tremendous hurry to get to the nowhere that they intend to go to. They make little dioramas of their homes, complete with tiny effigies of the people they know, and act out scenarios of the way things would be if they were God.


Gemini
Everyone loves a Gemini because everyone loves a schizophrenic. You like to think that you are a half-and half mixture of Socrates and Michelangelo, but in reality it's more like Prince and Bea Arthur. You are progressive, outgoing, and one of the most popular rides at Cedar Point. However, you can and will negate all of this by the time you're finished reading this sentence.

Geminis drive funny cars. They often drive them into trees or buildings. Geminis are pushy and overbearing. They pick fights with small children and moon people at weddings. They like to use Libras as punching bags. A bisexual Gemini is a walking double date. The rest are hermaphrodites. Geminis vandalize their own houses. Geminis use far-fetched analogies to describe philosophical concepts.

Geminis rarely compete in the Olympics. When they do, it is usually pool or air hockey. Frogger turns up as well. Geminis are always on some sort of medication. This medication is not always legal. Gemini is Latin for "I'm okay, I'm okay."

Geminis speak very loudly in order to be heard. This is unfortunate as they are nearly always talking to themselves. In fact, they often pick animated arguments with themselves in the bathtub. The most famous Gemini in history is Orville and Wilbur Wright. Geminis are frequently ambidextrous, which means that they can pick both sides of their noses at the same time.



Cancer
You like to know what's going on in the lives of everyone in the galaxy. However, you tend not know know what's going on in your own. If you are lucky, your friends will tell you. Cancerians only get dressed because they have to, and their fashion sense can only be described as "erratic." You are more likely than any other sign in the zodiac (except Pisces, who does not iron) to iron your clothes by sleeping with them sandwiched between the mattress and box-spring. Likewise, you can stretch one pair of underwear out for almost a month.

Your home is like your very own Biodome, and you can remain indoors for months at a time. Despite your need to be everyone's savior, you need no social interaction. SWAT teams often show up, mistakenly thinking there's a hostage situation. A Cancer is like a walking Ladies' Home Journal, quick on the draw with shortcake recipes and helpful hints on how to talk to your teen. Whether they know it or not, they are all born with an exceptional talent for cross-stitch. So much for buying the world a Coke - they would breast-feed the world if they could. This trait is not gender-specific. You will never excel in sports because you have to rest for fifteen minutes every time you breathe. You do not mind, since you plan to conduct your career from the comfort of your own bed.

You maintain your questionable health through a steady diet of Ho-Ho's and beer. You also imbibe a great deal of Pepto-Bismol in order to confuse your numerous ulcers. People walk on you often. Actually, not often - all the time. If you think someone is screwing you, you're probably right. The most entertaining thing about this is that you like it. You strive to be a doormat. Cancerians coin their own words to describe philosophical concepts. This is why it is no surprise that George W. Bush is a Cancer.

Cancerians have minimal influence over their friends, even though they show up with homemade soup to remedy every minor or major tragedy. However, they wield their power through the fact that they know what everyone is thinking at any given time. This is why they are never invited to parties. Cancerians claim to be "tactful". The word for this is actually "shiftless". Cancerians are always appointed to take their drunken, drooling friends home. These friends are usually Pisceans.



Leo
You will grab attention in any way you possibly can. Self-immolation is not out of the question. You like to kiss mirrors a lot. Genghis Khan was a Leo, and so is Barney the Dinosaur. People still love Lucy, but less because she was a Leo. Leos will interrupt conversation to talk, and they will place themselves bodily in the way of someone who is trying to leave before the Leo is finished saying what he or she needs to say. All Leos want parades on their birthdays.

Leos never marry because no one is good enough for them. If they do marry, they keep their spouses locked under the bathroom sink. They need physical affection at all times; unfortunately, they can't find any because everyone thinks they are irritating punks. This is why so many of the people arrested for necrophilia are Leos. A Leo uses himself as an example of the Overman in order to describe philosophical concepts.

Some Leos decide to be homosexual even if they aren't, because they think this gives them shock value. It actually means that neither gender will want to hook up with them. In actuality, anything besides a romantic evening with themselves is considered a step down for the Leo. Leos open doors by screaming at them. They expect their Clappers to applaud when they enter a room. Leos are said to resemble lions. This means that they are loud, have cleft upper lips and slimy noses, and s**t under trees as they walk. They snack on monkeys while watching "Entertainment Tonight".

Humility frightens Leos. That is why Jesus was a Capricorn, Buddha was an Aries, and so forth. However, "radical cult leader" is not out of the question. Leos like to start fights with Aries. They will stomp and bloody each other regardless of whether or not they are in public. In fact, the Leos usually prefer it. You will see these fights taking place at bars, sporting events, fashion shows, or Taco Bell. If you are a clever Capricorn, you will sell tickets. Don't worry about hanging posters--Leo will take care of that in advance. Aquarians hang posters of rock stars on their walls. Scorpios hang posters of famous disasters on their walls. Capricorns hang posters of great mathematicians on their walls. Pisceans hang posters of unicorns on their walls. Leos hang posters of themselves on their walls.



Virgo
You are a pain in the ass. You regulate your breathing and color-coordinate the clothes in your closet. No Virgo in history has ever belched. Virgos clean every square inch of everything they own twice daily with a toothbrush. Everything has its place, and yours is on the floor scrubbing with a magnifying glass, checking for germs. Obsessive-compulsive disorder? A nice euphemism for the word "Virgo". Virgos use pointers and elaborate charts to describe philosophical concepts.

You commit a lot of drive-by shootings. When you are questioned, you tell the police that it was because "the bastard had a filthy car". The police usually let you go because they are Virgos too. It is easy to freak out a Virgo. Tell them they have something between their teeth. Then watch them scrub frantically at the imaginary thing. Virgos are a hell of a lot of fun for assholes like us. Hell for a Virgo is being locked up in an elevator for eternity with a naked Aquarius. That is because in hell, Aquarians are allowed to bring beer, which they leave all over the floor. Virgos, however, have to surrender their brooms and squeegees to God.

Virgos also have a hard time coping when they find out there's something under the fridge. But it's usually just a depressed Taurus. Virgos have read enough Hints from Heloise to know that the depressed Taurus can be coaxed out from under the fridge with a banana wine cooler. Virgos don't see the world in shades of black and white. They see it in shades of clean and dirty. Cat hair makes Virgos foam at the mouth. Virgos are cool because they will do your laundry for you. They'll separate everything by color and fabric until it consists of fourteen loads of three things apiece. Then they will put them in the washer in alphabetical order by name of manufacturer. Virgos are often found opening and shutting the refrigerator door, attempting to trick the light inside. Don't put cheese where it doesn't belong in a Virgo's refrigerator. He or she will go Jack Torrence on your ass. You will be stabbed with a cuticle pusher. Jack Torrence was probably a Virgo in the first half of "The Shining". After that, he went all Leo.


Libra
You are elegant and tasteful to the point of incurring nausea from loved ones. You are also bipolar as hell and can't make a decision on your own. You usually consult your therapist or TV Guide. Libras are trendy and malleable folks. They are funny because they will glom onto something they hated before if it suddenly becomes fashionable. Velour is not entirely lost upon these people. Libras eat a lot of ethnic food from cultures they don't understand. They single-handedly started the cappucino movement. Ask them why, and they will claim something unintelligible about solidarity.

You constantly worry about what other people think. If you really paid any attention, maybe people would like you more. Libras use quotes from David Mamet plays to describe philosophical concepts. Then they have those concepts engraved upon nice little wallet cards. The Libran interest in current events ends with the J. Crew catalog. They don't eat fast food or have any clue where their trash goes. They have other people tie their expensive shoes. Only two Libras have ever been found in thrift stores. All of their bell-bottoms were color-coordinated to match their lamé turtlenecks.

Libras are always on the cutting edge of what the rest of us think is absolute pretentious bulls**t. They have huge collections of CDs they've never even listened to. Libras give to designer charities. Hollywood is full of Libras. You are the reason butterfly hairpins and parachute pants have made a comeback. Next on the list is those big jam shorts. You probably never threw out your old pair. Hang on to your Winger t-shirt too. Get a Libra as drunk as possible and he or she will still be able to explain the difference between café latté and café au lait. This is peculiar as the rest of us know that there is no difference at all.



Scorpio
You got into computers early so you could use made-up, bulls**t terminology and get away with it. Most hackers are Scorpios, as are most people who think they're going to find fame on a chat board. You embarrass Libras because you like your coffee straight out of the bag, eaten with a spoon. You may have actually snorted Chock Full o' Nuts at one time in your life. You take your paranoid beatnik approach to life very seriously. Many Scorpios have found ways to successfully smoke in the shower.

Your number-one grudge is about never having been abducted by aliens, or being the victim of a government conspiracy. Most of those fake virus warnings or cash offers from Bill Gates are your attempt to stir something up. Ironically, Bill Gates is a Scorpio. The fully-automated barracks he lives in should clear up any doubt.

Your master plan for world domination will never work because it involves you at the helm. It is hard for you to accept that Star Trek is fiction, and you are not a Borg leader. Scorpios use expletives to describe philosophical concepts. It's no wonder that Halloween falls smack in the middle of the Scorpio range. This is the only time of year when fake hauntings, sugar-induced hysteria, and impersonating Dr. Who won't get you arrested.

Scorpios have strong sex drives, because it gives them yet another opportunity to smoke. Scorpios have much advice to give on matters that are of no concern to them. If you want to find out if someone is a Scorpio, ask them a pertinent question. Five minutes of silence later, the answer will be "I'm sorry, what?" Scorpios are often hairy and feel that this makes them more virile. This is especially true of Scorpio women. Scorpios cheat at the lottery. If it's automated, they can hack it.



Sagittarius
Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. This often includes transvesticism. Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender. Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces. They seek to offend. Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus Maximus.

Animals and small children love Sagittarians. This is unfortunate since adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks and vagrants. Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts. Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of the Sagittarian. They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church. Don't ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and pants your dad.

Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro. The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they're sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York, the most Sagittarian town in the universe. The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there's a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well. A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.


Capricorn
Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell. They are always on the move, headed to their next delusion of grandeur. They are often good at math which explains why they are such pains in the ass. René Descartes was a great mathematician and a crappy philosopher, so he must have been a Capricorn. Stephen Hawking is even more Capricorn because he's all of the above and a pompous S.O.B. to boot. Sure, he's overcome a lot of obstacles etc. etc., but even in perfect health you can't overcome being a Capricorn.

Most politicians are Capricorns, which is why our country is always in the hole. It is not surprising that politicians need so much security around them all the time. Capricorns are like a strange cross between a Leo and a Virgo. They think that this makes them both charismatic and logical. In reality, it means that they are tight-assed and nitpicky, and have to keep their egos in the backyard. In the event of nuclear war, only cockroaches and Capricorns would find a way to survive. The rest of us just don't want to live in a world like that.

The nation's cockeyed system of toll roads was probably designed by a freakin' Capricorn. They learn how to screw the public over at an early age. Their parents buy them books of law for Christmas so they can underline the loopholes. Capricorns cannot even fathom, much less describe, philosophical concepts because they don't involve equations. (See comments about Descartes and Hawking above). Capricorns own lots of Filofaxes and other tools to organize the lives they do not have. They love to be seen talking on their cell phones. These phones are not actually turned on because Capricorns don't have any friends to call. Capricorns went out of style in 1989. They still believe that Trump was a visionary. Most of the people arrested for counterfeiting are Capricorns.


Aquarius
Original, independent, individualistic and freedom-loving, this sign can be rebellious and perverse if you do not handle these qualities well. Your strong likes and dislikes can make you seem stubborn and unyielding. Anything different has great appeal to you, and you are often attracted to the occult, astrology or causes of any kind. It is easier for you to love many people than just one, which can make you seem cool and detached. Unpredictable, curious and intellectual, your aim is to express useful knowledge.

You have a charming disposition, a great love of life, and you are affectionate and social. You may delay marriage, and once married you may limit your family, but you have a fondness for children. You have a strong sense of love and eroticism. You are persuasive and eager to be liked, and you lead a charmed life. A very close conjunction can lead to egotism, pompous attitudes and overly high expectations

You are charming, gracious and easygoing. You have many artistic talents as well as the ability to express them. You are cool, calm, collected, friendly, popular and unselfish. You prefer liking many to loving one. You live by your own rules and regulations, regardless of how unacceptable these may be to society. Your romantic attractions are often sudden, but they are not always lasting. Your partner must be a friend as well as a lover, from whom you seek mental stimulation and plenty of variety. Not possessive yourself, you will shy away from anyone who might want to tie you down. You are intuitive, and you function well with friends and in groups.



Pisces
Everywhere you go, laughter and comedy ensue. This would be great if you were trying to be funny. You are deeply confused by the idea of sex. As far as you are concerned, if it didn't happen in "The Velveteen Rabbit", it doesn't exist. Piscean women wear long floaty dresses and enormous amounts of unusual silver jewelry. On hikes. Pisceans claim to love the stars, but the only constellation they can find is the Big Dipper. If they cannot find it, they cry. You remember what you were wearing on March 3rd, 1981 but forget your own address. You have no sense of direction. The people you find going in reverse at 70 m.p.h. on the expressway are usually Pisceans.

Pisceans are most likely to die by falling out of a window or getting run over by a truck. That is, of course, unless they live with a Cancer. Pisceans are so zoned and perpetually endangered that they can bring out the maternal instincts of a Leo. Don't be fooled, however; many Pisceans can surprise you by kicking your ass and the asses of your four imaginary friends. While Leos tend to achieve the most fame in the field of entertainment, Pisceans strive to achieve historical greatness by sheer fluke. They are proud to tell you that Michelangelo, Galileo, George Washington, and Albert Einstein, none of whom had an agent, were all Pisceans. What they won't tell you is that so is Ted Kennedy. Pisceans claim to want "honest criticism" of their work. Then they commit hara-kiri on the floor when you say you don't like it.

Never try to use logic with a Pisces; he or she is living about three feet off of the natural ground or in Narnia. Their tools of debate are non-sequiturs, quotes from Elizabeth Barrett Browning, and, of course, crying. It wouldn't matter what linguistic devices Pisceans use to describe philosophical concepts because they aren't positive they know what they're talking about anyway. You cry over dead animals in the road but feel no remorse about mowing down humans you don't like. Cancerians say one thing and do another. Scorpios say one thing and do it just for spite. Pisceans say far too much and do whatever the hell they want.

Logan
02-13-2012, 11:43 PM
The Gemini man is an intelligent, versatile, knowledgeable man who enjoys communication.

A convincing talker, combined with his youthful nature and the Gemini man can present a character of considerable appeal to most women.

It is more than likely then, that this male will have many girlfriends before he gets married.

The Gemini man loves travel, parties and entertainment and possesses a fun-loving outlook on life so, with such outlook it may be unwise that he refrains from settling down to early in life.

He will pursue a woman who interests him while a challenge exists, however, the relationship staying power of the Gemini man is generally not record breaking and he will often lose interest if he becomes bored and move on in search of new conquests.

http://thegeminiman.net/


Some true, some not. ;)

mymy
02-13-2012, 11:45 PM
Some true, some not. ;)

You should check where are you Mars and Venus, or Moon. And who is ruler of the chart. :D

Logan
02-13-2012, 11:51 PM
You should check where are you Mars and Venus, or Moon. And who is ruler of the chart. :D

A bit complicated. Those rocks are far away anyway. :)

Aviane
02-14-2012, 12:11 AM
I know I mentioned it before but I'm a Cancerian. :)

Queen B
02-14-2012, 12:13 AM
I am Pisces and my horoscope is cancer.

Lithium
02-14-2012, 04:37 AM
Aquarius
Original, independent, individualistic and freedom-loving, this sign can be rebellious and perverse if you do not handle these qualities well. Your strong likes and dislikes can make you seem stubborn and unyielding. Anything different has great appeal to you, and you are often attracted to the occult, astrology or causes of any kind. It is easier for you to love many people than just one, which can make you seem cool and detached. Unpredictable, curious and intellectual, your aim is to express useful knowledge.
This is just so much me... I am born Aquarius and the descriptions for my sign always fit me.

mymy
02-14-2012, 12:41 PM
Aquarius
Original, independent, individualistic and freedom-loving, this sign can be rebellious and perverse if you do not handle these qualities well. Your strong likes and dislikes can make you seem stubborn and unyielding. Anything different has great appeal to you, and you are often attracted to the occult, astrology or causes of any kind. It is easier for you to love many people than just one, which can make you seem cool and detached. Unpredictable, curious and intellectual, your aim is to express useful knowledge.
This is just so much me... I am born Aquarius and the descriptions for my sign always fit me.

Aquarius share lot of characteristics with Sagittarius, and before anything their love for freedom. Aquarius is maybe think a bit more than Sag and is more inventive... And Sagittarius can be naive, while Aquarius definitely isn't like that.

Sagittarius:
The ninth sign of the zodiac is concerned with:

* idealism, spiritual growth, optimism, travel, freedom of movement, the outdoors, honesty, justice, morality, imagination, open-mindedness, intellect, flashes of intuition, generosity, pleasure, romance,
*is a risk taker, is kindhearted, though sometimes tactless, enjoys freedom of thought and travel, is angry if his/her integrity is questioned, is often unconventional in relationships, sticks by his/her own very clear moral standards, enjoys love in foreign places, is very generous and good-natured, needs good intellectual compatibility, enjoys the physical pleasures of love

Sagittarius Likes: unlimited freedom, alternative or unusual ideas, being on the move all the time, perfumes and beauty aids of any kind, recreational flirting.

Sagittarius Dislikes:disapproval of others, inclined to keep in the end, being tied down, administrative details, and above all having their basic honesty doubted by others for any unmerited reason.

As love for freedom is one of the basic and inborn Sagittarius traits, do not ever think of keeping them tied down by using your charms or sentimentality, as it can only make them go away. If given a free rein, Sagittarians can be the best buddies, talkative partners, and the best bed mates to have!

Mortimer
02-14-2012, 12:45 PM
Aries

PetiteParisienne
02-16-2012, 11:50 AM
Aquarius
Moon in Cancer
Gemini rising

Soul System
03-09-2012, 09:10 PM
I'm Taurus with a Capricorn moon (translation : mega-boring person)

But in China I'm a Wood Tiger, which is not enough to get me Elin Nordegren, but perhaps it's better that way.

And regarding my natal analysis, well some things fit and some other don't, or even contradict themselves, so I don't consider astrology as reliable.

Except when I'm in love and checking synastry and whatnot ...

Kalitas
03-09-2012, 09:27 PM
Aries, The Ram
The first one, the leader, the one who carries the horns of power
Element, Fire
Sign ruler, Mars (War)
Color, Red (Blood)
Metals, Iron and Steel (weapons)

The age of Aries was considered the most violent, The Age of War, Fire and the Ram

Europa
03-09-2012, 09:35 PM
Taurus

mymy
03-09-2012, 10:30 PM
I'm Taurus with a Capricorn moon (translation : mega-boring person)



I am Capi moon too... We are the worst Moons of the horoscope! :D

Damião de Góis
03-09-2012, 10:34 PM
I don't know my moon or my rising sign, but i'm a capricorn.

Sabinae
03-09-2012, 10:46 PM
My Moon is in Aries...careful with passion... :D

mymy
03-09-2012, 10:48 PM
My Moon is in Aries...careful with passion... :D

I bet you have interesting natal chart... Where is your Venus?

Sabinae
03-09-2012, 10:55 PM
I bet you have interesting natal chart... Where is your Venus?

Judging from the flirtatious/sexual/passionate side, which is simply exposed, could you make a wild guess?

mymy
03-09-2012, 10:58 PM
Judging from the flirtatious/sexual/passionate side, which is simply exposed, could you make a wild guess?

Scorpio? The first what comes on my mind when i read those words.

Sabinae
03-09-2012, 11:04 PM
Bingo... :)

Geronimo
03-09-2012, 11:09 PM
Bingo... :)

does that make you a sex bomb ? :)

by the way how does one find this moon in Jupiter thing ?

mymy
03-09-2012, 11:12 PM
Bingo... :)

Venus in Scorpio and Moon in Aries are challenging positions for a women. Venus and Moon in female chart are who we are, and Mars and Sun represent our ideal partners...
Venus in Scorpio is in detriment and Moon also doesn't feel well in Aries because it is place where Mars like male quality is dominant... So for a woman with those placement love life can be a bit harder. But both positions show great passion, sexuality and need for total and absolute belonging. I also don't have good positions, i have both Venus and Moon in Capricorn. Moon in detriment, and Venus in sign where Mars in in exaltation...

Are you Taurus rising? If yes, then your DC would be in Scorpio, so you would look where is your Mars, to describe partner, and also Sun.

I am Libra rising, with DC in Aries, and ruler of Aries in also Mars... Mine is in Scorpio on 18th degree- called the worst degree in chart.




does that make you a sex bomb ? :)

by the way how does one find this moon in Jupiter thing ?

Yes. It makes her very passionate, sexy and good in bed. And also someone who would risk life for love and even lose everything if needed. That's why it's considered to be bad placement.

Scrapple
03-09-2012, 11:18 PM
Gemini
http://www.astrologyweekly.com/zodiac-pictures/constellation/gemini20.jpg

Queen B
03-09-2012, 11:19 PM
Where do you find your moon your venus or whatever?

mymy
03-09-2012, 11:21 PM
Where do you find your moon your venus or whatever?

You can count online, on astro.com... or give me time, place of birth and date... :)

Scrapple
03-09-2012, 11:22 PM
Where do you find your moon your venus or whatever?

http://www.lunarium.co.uk/ is what I found.

Me


Sagittarius Degree: 25° 51'
People with the Moon in the same degree
Adventurous, friendly, optimistic, full of ideas, always on the move. Likes outdoors and travel, hates anything boring and ordinary.

Damião de Góis
03-09-2012, 11:39 PM
Ok, so i'm a capricorn with moon in leo :thumb001:

Megan
03-10-2012, 10:38 PM
If you believe in cusps, I'm a Cancer/Leo cusp. Otherwise I'm just a Cancer with moon in Leo and Gemini as my ascendent. :o And I have no idea what that means..

hajduk
03-13-2012, 07:41 PM
Libra

Charismatic to look at and charming to talk to, Libran males are usually graceful and athletic. They have a great convincing power and can make a person smile even when he is in the greyest of mood. Their lively nature can relive the spirits of many people. Libran males are always on go and cannot stop at a single thing. Even if they have decided on some specific route in life, be sure they are not going to follow it for a long time and would deter soon. Libran males have an amazing ability to rise from ashes. They would bounce back with double energy and zeal to accomplish the lost battle.

Libra guys are big-time flirts and prefer girls with external beauty, rather than a pure heart. They have the ability to woo women very easily with their talks and heart-warming smile, but do not know what to do after that and might end up hurting them. A Libran man has a give-and-take nature and might become self-obsessed. He is also fickle minded and very shallow and superficial in nature. A Libran male also tend to get open-handed when it comes to money and spend it lavishly for his own comfort as well for those of people near him.

A Libran guy has the tendency to look for deep knowledge and understanding of a particular subject. To be sure about his decision, he would gather all sorts of information. Only after weight all the pros and cons, would he settle on something. He also would give advice freely to any person. Though a Libran man loves spending quality time with people, he would prefer to stay at home rather than attend big parties or a gathering where he knows no one. He may not give proper attention to himself, but cares a lot about his loved ones. An idealist dreamer, Libran man longs for a peaceful world, with a fair play.

mymy
03-13-2012, 07:46 PM
Libra

That's my ascendant. Btw, Libra is the most beautiful from all the signs. Although this is more for a women, than for men.. But it works on men too.

hajduk
03-13-2012, 07:52 PM
That's my ascendant. Btw, Libra is the most beautiful from all the signs. Although this is more for a women, than for men.. But it works on men too.

I don't believe much in this. BTW yesterday one girl asked me what sign I am, and after answering Libra, she said "Libra guys suck" :laugh:

mymy
03-13-2012, 07:54 PM
I don't believe much in this. BTW yesterday one girl asked me what sign I am, and after answering Libra, she said "Libra guys suck" :rofl:

It's just fun, i don't take it serious although i know lot about it..
Lol, that's because they are considered to be soft. Mars is weak in Libra, Venus is strong. :D :P

Waidewut
03-13-2012, 07:57 PM
I represent the Pisces zodiac sign.

LadyFirehawk
04-23-2012, 06:30 AM
Cancer. I resent sharing the name of my astrological sign with a disease! (Though who knows, maybe it's appropriate. :D)

Sarmatian
04-23-2012, 07:11 AM
Here I am :cool:

http://www.mandm.org.nz/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lion.jpg

~Elizabeth~
04-23-2012, 11:52 AM
Aries


Why isn't this thread a poll thread?

Heart of Oak
04-23-2012, 11:58 AM
Capricorn, and I'm typical......

Leadchucker
04-23-2012, 12:33 PM
Aquarius
Original, independent, individualistic and freedom-loving, this sign can be rebellious and perverse if you do not handle these qualities well. Your strong likes and dislikes can make you seem stubborn and unyielding. Anything different has great appeal to you. It is easier for you to love many people than just one, which can make you seem cool and detached. Unpredictable, curious and intellectual, your aim is to express useful knowledge.

You have a charming disposition, a great love of life, and you are affectionate and social. You may delay marriage, and once married you may limit your family, but you have a fondness for children. You have a strong sense of love and eroticism. You are persuasive and eager to be liked, and you lead a charmed life. A very close conjunction can lead to egotism, pompous attitudes and overly high expectations

You have many artistic talents as well as the ability to express them. You are cool, calm, collected, friendly, popular and unselfish. You prefer liking many to loving one. You live by your own rules and regulations, regardless of how unacceptable these may be to society. Your romantic attractions are often sudden, but they are not always lasting. Your partner must be a friend as well as a lover, from whom you seek mental stimulation and plenty of variety. Not possessive yourself, you will shy away from anyone who might want to tie you down. You are intuitive, and you function well with friends and in groups.


This is fairly accurate, except for the charming disposition but curmudgeon persona is a bit of a charade.

Lelya
04-23-2012, 12:48 PM
I'm Gemini, born in the end of May.

Not all the descriptions of my sigh suit me, but one trait is indisputable - most people say I have really changerable character:rolleyes:

Matilda
04-23-2012, 12:53 PM
Aquarius

Vasconcelos
04-23-2012, 01:25 PM
Taurus and stubborn as a mule.

Ánleifr
04-23-2012, 01:50 PM
I am "the most philosophical of the signs" as stated by Jim Morrison :)

Aviane
04-23-2012, 02:43 PM
Cancerian type. :thumbs up :wink

Olika
04-23-2012, 02:54 PM
I'm a pisces)

Kazimiera
04-23-2012, 02:59 PM
Scorpio/Sagittarius cusp

Arne
04-23-2012, 03:11 PM
I can quite get along with Scorpios,Lion Kings and Libra females.

For myself Libra with ascendent leo is true.

~Elizabeth~
04-24-2012, 01:18 AM
I already posted that I'm an Aries, but I'll add who I get along with the best, in general.
Sun Signs:
Gemini
Aquarius
Aries (but I argue with Aries males, or they argue with me, but I still like them and are they easy to understand since I'm an Aries too)
Taurus
Virgo
Capricorn (with three exceptions).


p.s. My Ascendant is 24 Pisces.

I can quite get along with Scorpios,Lion Kings and Libra females.

For myself Libra with ascendent leo is true.

Vixen
04-24-2012, 01:33 AM
Scorpio

Comte Arnau
04-24-2012, 01:35 AM
Cool to find so many Scorpios and other water signs around.

~Elizabeth~
04-24-2012, 02:02 AM
Let me guess...you're a Sagittarius?


I am "the most philosophical of the signs" as stated by Jim Morrison :)

Svipdag
04-24-2012, 02:17 AM
Although my horoscope has never proved correct, I do have the Leo personality . I am ostentatious, generous at my best, arrogant at my worst,and have always loved gold [I never forgave FDR for confiscating it. ]

However, I am convinced that the major reason why astrology does not, in fact, work as a technique of divination is that it embodies a major fallacy. the date and place of BIRTH are totally irrelevant.The future development of the person's body, brain, and probably personality are established at CONCEPTION.

The only reason that astrology EVER works is that the length of the period of gestation is reasonably constant. The process of the shuffling of genes to build up thE fetus' DNA could very well be influenced in utero by cosmic radiation flux, magnetic fields, etc. NIne months later is much too late for any such factors to have any effect on the fetus.

If these factors vary cyclically, then the positions of the planets could serve as time markers in the cycle, but no more, for the intensities of radiation and gravitational, electric, and magnetic fields of the planets are insignificantly feeble, compared to those of the cosmos.


"NEC SPE NEC METV" - Anon Y. Mous

SilverKnight
04-25-2012, 08:08 PM
Taurus, the Bull .

Aviane
04-25-2012, 11:16 PM
Cancer = 69.

ikki
04-25-2012, 11:29 PM
libra

Veneda
04-25-2012, 11:34 PM
Scorpio :cool:

http://www.meili82.com/uploads/allimg/110831/318_110831113051_1.jpg

leisitox
04-25-2012, 11:44 PM
sagittarius and pig in chinese :D, second time that I said my signs

Arthur Scharrenhans
04-25-2012, 11:45 PM
Cancer. Let's see how typical I am:

* Tenacious (hmm...)
* Home-loving (yes, but not always)
* Loyal (yes)
* Conservative (not at all)
* Emotional (yes)
* Loving (I can be that, though it doesn't always show)
* Shrewd (only occasionally)
* Moody (yes)
* Sensitive (yes)


* Romantic (yes)
* Imaginative (extremely so, in certain matters; average or less than average in some others)
* Sympathetic (not especially...)
* Over-protective (depends of who or what)


* Sentimental (yes)
* Maternal instincts (I suppose it should be 'paternal' in my case... anyway, not at all!!)

It seems I'm fairly typical overall.

Osprey
05-17-2012, 03:56 PM
Capricorn.
Rational, Witty and Realistic.

Maddy
05-17-2012, 03:59 PM
Gemini.....

Heart of Oak
05-18-2012, 12:22 AM
Capricorn of coarse an typical too......

Mraz
10-29-2012, 01:26 AM
I don't believe in this, but lets see.

(If an admin can correct the last choice, it'd be very kind).

Atlantic Islander
10-29-2012, 01:39 AM
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h157/animebooklover/a1a/cancer1.jpg

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h157/animebooklover/a1a/c4.jpg

Virtuous
10-29-2012, 01:40 AM
Scorpio and proud.

dralos
10-29-2012, 01:45 AM
i'm leo

leisitox
10-29-2012, 01:48 AM
Im minotaur and Im IN the HORDE!!!:D

Kazimiera
10-29-2012, 01:55 AM
Im minotaur and Im IN the HORDE!!!:D

Bollocks! You're a centaur like me and not a minotaur! :D


http://www.astrologyweekly.com/zodiac-pictures/bodypainting/sagittarius.jpg

http://www.theandrewmeyer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/sagittarius.jpg

Kazimiera
10-29-2012, 01:58 AM
i'm leo

That explains the ego.... :p

Damião de Góis
10-29-2012, 02:01 AM
I have the sign with the lamest drawings :p

http://365loveideas.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/capricorn-personality-traits.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QwbBfwodRdw/T_H0XY0jzjI/AAAAAAAAEV8/Oprr8ppu1HY/s1600/capricorn+jody+bergsma.jpg

Caismeachd
10-29-2012, 03:59 AM
Mine is Leo-Virgo cusp (lol the worst of both worlds) but on most calenders just Virgo.

Panzerfaust
10-29-2012, 04:09 AM
Bollocks! You're a centaur like me and not a minotaur! :D


http://www.astrologyweekly.com/zodiac-pictures/bodypainting/sagittarius.jpg

http://www.theandrewmeyer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/sagittarius.jpg

The centaur with his bow and arrows was symbolic in the piercing of Jesus. Jesus was a solar hero for the Age of Pisces (hence his ichthys symbol).

Anyway, I'm a John the Baptist. Figure that one out... :thumb001:

Tabiti
10-29-2012, 06:53 AM
Aries
http://www.astrology.com.au/media/ARIES%203D.jpg

Heart of Oak
10-29-2012, 10:17 AM
Im Capricorn, an so ive been told a typical one, my wife was capricorn an so were two of my children, Capricorns raw...

MfA_
10-29-2012, 10:28 AM
http://www.abload.de/img/iuuq_nv_00xxx_sl_gbouezcm8.jpg

http://www.abload.de/img/taurus-3-taurus-242742qe1j.jpg

Minesweeper
10-29-2012, 10:39 AM
Typical Gemini, you either like or hate my ''double face''.

Corvus
10-29-2012, 10:58 AM
Sagitarrio

ioan assen
10-29-2012, 11:38 AM
Leo.

Anatolian Eagle
10-29-2012, 11:57 AM
Aries.

MagnaLaurentia
10-29-2012, 03:32 PM
Libra with ascendant cancer

Lena
10-31-2012, 12:50 AM
Typical Gemini, you either like or hate my ''double face''.

Fire and ice :eyes that's who we are :noidea:

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/081/d/7/fire_and_ice_by_alexa_asta-d3c7dxn.jpg

Guapo
10-31-2012, 12:51 AM
Pisces

Vesuvian Sky
10-31-2012, 01:04 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Scorpio2.jpg

Its scorpio!

Often when I read the horoscopes for my sign they do reveal things that are certainly relevant to my life. Could be just a coincidence though.;)

Sabinae
11-02-2012, 07:11 PM
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn31/Sabina-photo/sab-libra-1.jpg

Flintlocke
11-02-2012, 07:14 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-encN4EPUzf4/Tjb0998yoKI/AAAAAAAADj8/MygPvLlc_CY/s640/poker+gun+squirrel.jpg

Partizan
11-02-2012, 07:20 PM
Saggitarius. Horse-archers rule!

Flintlocke
11-02-2012, 07:26 PM
All Saggitarians are alcoholics, tru story :cool:

dralos
11-02-2012, 07:30 PM
leo's are the true kings here

Archduke
11-02-2012, 07:32 PM
Cancer.

Siberian Cold Breeze
11-02-2012, 08:01 PM
Libra

Balance ?
Yes ,we search for it but never find (^_^)

bimo
11-02-2012, 08:37 PM
i'm leo !

The Alchemist
11-02-2012, 08:38 PM
Virgo.

Osprey
11-02-2012, 08:46 PM
Capricorns are at the ends of the months. We are the head of the table. The Rest are just...kids...:D