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Peterski
08-06-2017, 09:23 PM
Airchurch is a Polish invention that can make Western Europe and North America Christian again. We are producing them in colors of the German flag, hoping that Protestants will like this design as well:

http://cdn25.se.smcloud.net/t/photos/129600/musze_odprawiac_msze_w_dmuchanym.jpg

http://cdn12.setv.smcloud.net/s/video/frame/9010/dmuchany_kosciol_zaprasza_wiernych.jpg

http://cdn11.se.smcloud.net/t/photos/t/417060/dmuchany-kosciol_23987497.jpg

http://cdn25.se.smcloud.net/t/photos/t/417056/dmuchany-kosciol_23987410.jpg

https://miastokolobrzeg.pl/images/stories/foto/2014/007/C/ewangelia4.jpg

http://gazetakolobrzeska.pl/obrazek/articles/5793580a02ff4-DSC_0589.JPG&size=1000x

https://miastokolobrzeg.pl/images/stories/zdjecia/007/C/sacral2.jpg

France is demolishing its churches, but Polish airchurches can easily replace what has been lost:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHbfvPIgayk

crazyladybutterfly
08-06-2017, 09:33 PM
https://miastokolobrzeg.pl/images/stories/foto/2014/007/C/ewangelia4.jpg

so these people go in the church with bikini and tiny boxers? who would have believed this a couple of centuries ago when missionaries where shocked by the africans and native americans habit of being seminaked xD

Harkonnen
08-06-2017, 09:33 PM
That's it. Christianity is officially dead.

Harkonnen
08-06-2017, 09:35 PM
https://miastokolobrzeg.pl/images/stories/foto/2014/007/C/ewangelia4.jpg

so these people go in the church with bikini and tiny boxers? who would have believed this a couple of centuries ago when missionaries where shocked by the africans and native americans habit of being seminaked xD

This is the Big Mac of Christianity/Spirituality.

Peterski
08-06-2017, 09:36 PM
Let's drop thousands of airchurches over ISIS-controlled territory in Syria and Iraq, instead of leaflets:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhMgXDEKi5w

blondbeast
08-06-2017, 09:40 PM
What if you poke it with a needle.

Sekarotuinen
08-06-2017, 09:44 PM
Does it have a bouncy floor?

crazyladybutterfly
08-06-2017, 09:47 PM
Let's drop thousands of airchurches over ISIS-controlled territory in Syria and Iraq, instead of leaflets:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhMgXDEKi5w

we should drop giant inflatable rainbow penises over their territories , not churches

http://c8.alamy.com/comp/BN5P1X/inflatable-rainbow-penis-at-the-40th-anniversary-of-pride-gay-pride-BN5P1X.jpg
like this one

i bet isis wont have the guts to film the results of suck attack lol

but can you imagine the satisfaction of knowing that isis fighters hold on their hands huge rainbow gaypride penises?

Harkonnen
08-06-2017, 09:55 PM
There is more spirituality in Varg Vikernes album than in traditional Church, but when it comes to this Devil's creation, I'd say there is more spirituality in Bitney Spears album than in this bouncy castle.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igLQGCnxHfI

blondbeast
08-06-2017, 09:58 PM
this bouncy castle.


It's probably made by same companies that make bouncy castles for kids' birthday parties.

Wadaad
08-06-2017, 10:02 PM
Oh you silly, jovial Polacks with your zany ideas...the Jokers of the White race

Egyptian
08-06-2017, 10:20 PM
LOOOOL