World's cheesiest pick up lines :D

[Sabinae]

At the suggestion of dear Aemma, i am opening this thread, for those of you whom have got plenty of cheesy-ness to share!
Let's have a good laugh :D

I've posted it before, it is because of Eisapfel that it's stuck in my head so, i'll start the parade. Game on!

"I like every bone in your body, especially mine"

plus a few extra
"Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long."
"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?"

[Wyn]

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?"

I'd never heard of this one before but it's brilliant. Any girl that doesn't go for that isn't worth your time.

You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all night. - Used that one every time I was out when I was single. Which I was for a long time, for some reason.

[Wölfin]

* Do you believe in love at first sight? Because I can walk by again.
* Did it hurt, when you fell from Heaven?
* Are you addicted to cigarettes? Because damn, you're smokin'!
* I'm a sex shark, if I stop moving, I die.
* I'm like a lizard, I need warmth beneath me to help me digest.
* Is your dad a fisherman? Because, girl you got me hooked!

I could go on like this all day long. None of these are mine though, rest assured I have more tact and classiness than that. I just rehash all the ones I've heard/read because I'm amazed at some of the ridiculous shit people come up with and actually use. Human courting behaviours are strange.

[Sabinae]

"You must be Jamaican, because <Jamaican> me crazy."

"My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, mead till hard, and serve hot."

"You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that."

"The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue."
(EWWWW)

"You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala."

" If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?"

"If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."

> Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
> Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
> Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"

[Sabinae]

"Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs."
"Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?"
"Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat."

"Damn, I know you are not on four legs, but you look faster than a cheetah. "
"You're on my list of things to do tonight."
"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

[Sabinae]

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, because you are the bomb!
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Hi, my name is Chris. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.

[The Ripper]

A bit of a mean one:

Your eyes are like stars. Large and far apart. :D

[Beorn]

As used successfully by one friend: "Do you fancy having sex with me?"

[Enya]

A bit of a mean one:

Your eyes are like stars. Large and far apart. :D

"Your teeth are like stars - yellow and far apart".

[Äike]

http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/o7/k5x/fmb9/213004/757251407.jpg

[Daos]

Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cos I can see myself in your pants!:naughty2:

[Wölfin]

I found an alternative to the Lizard line (best used by lezzies)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcxosqhSkf1qfpmv4o1_500.jpg

[Grumpy Cat]

I actually got this once:

"Got any Greek in you?"

"No".

"Want some?"

[Grumpy Cat]

Actually I got a better one than that once, but it shall not be repeated. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Svanhild]

"Let us go home and have hot sex. I'll make Spaghetti afterwards."
"What? Are you crazy?"
"Why? You don't like Spaghetti?"

"I've read that Poles and Indians are the best lovers. Oh, any my name is Winnetou Koslowski."

"Can you eat?
"Yes!?!"
"Can you walk?"
"Yes!"
"Then let's go for a meal!"

"Do you think we could have a mutual friend who would introduce us with each other?"

"Pardon, but tell me: Weren't we in different schools years ago?" :wink

"I don't want to insult you with dumb pick up lines. But I've no objections when they're directed at me!"

"All these curves, and I without brakes."

"Can you show me the way?"
"Where to?"
"To your heart."

"I must be a light switch. Because everytime I see you, you turn me on."

"Your legs are nice, I want to give them a name. The left leg is christmas and the right leg is New Year. May I visit you during winter holidays?" :D

[Matritensis]

Excuse me,but does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?

[Comte Arnau]

Excuse me,but does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?

Lol, good one. Specially for those who have ever watched Wyler's The Collector.