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Profileid
10-28-2017, 12:48 AM
Linebacker started out a little boy on the streets after his parents abandoned him, he then was adopted and molested by a group of bodybuilders who taught him the only way to be able to molest another young child is to develop as much testosterone as possible after discovering a wonderful ad to increase penis size. The only way for him to spread his magnificent Thracian DNA is to fuck another individual of similar genetics, which shouldn't be too hard given that his parents left him with a sister as well. Thus, this Bulgar retard went south to Turkey to lick the hairy assholes of his masters. Every Tuesday he drives 20 Km south to get royally sodomized and castrated by a pack of anal god worshipping roach people. Since he builds t out of lifting weights and getting raped by Turks, he likes to put a bunch of roaches in his pants to both orgasm to and to act as surrogate steroids for his intimate exercises. His Uruk hai looking ass is precisely the reason why the Turks like him, even other bulgars despise his pestilential and generally cucked form. He created that ugly baldness of his from a combination of stress, excitement, degeneracy, and a lifetime of shoving ancient Thracian artifacts up his rectum. The mere presence of him around children leads to them running in horror to their mothers, for his personality is so godaweful his ancestors could not even redeem one eight of the shame his useless existence put into the world. Thus ends the story of little linebacker, a small pathetic man that sustained his penile virginity, a destroyed asshole and a shitty upbringing, but still had no dick, no t, no pussy, no life, and no dignity.

Kouros
10-28-2017, 12:55 AM
https://i.imgur.com/PKRxbFy.png

Root
10-28-2017, 12:58 AM
http://images.vfl.ru/ii/1479419244/be12e9b1/14993857.gif

Gangrel
10-28-2017, 01:04 AM
what the fuck
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/35/4d/ea/354deaa3770912621bb816da070346ab--the-frog-united-states.jpg

nightrider+
10-28-2017, 01:09 AM
Actually Linebacker severely lacks testosterone and he tries to make up for it with steroids but miserably fails.

Profileid
10-28-2017, 01:10 AM
Who is Linebacker? Was he really sexually molested? I'm sorry to hear that.

it's a tragic tale

jingorex
10-28-2017, 01:15 AM
There is NO POSSIBLE WAY that OP is American.

I detect turk.

https://media.giphy.com/media/ADlZhbxbeJRCw/giphy.gif

Profileid
10-28-2017, 01:18 AM
I see, i'm sorry for him. Is there anything that can be done?

nope

Colonel Frank Grimes
10-28-2017, 05:02 AM
What's with this angry lashing out at Linebacker?

Óttar
10-28-2017, 05:11 AM
Linebacker is a cool dude (https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Cooldude), but his physique could be achieved by any man who works out consistently for 6 months. Just sayin.'

Fractal
10-28-2017, 05:16 AM
There is NO POSSIBLE WAY that OP is American.

I detect turk.

https://media.giphy.com/media/ADlZhbxbeJRCw/giphy.gif

I don't think so. Based on what I've seen, countryish redneckish whites get along well with westernized Muhammadans. A Paki or Arab is more likely to associate with an American from Oklahoma or Texas than they are with an American from upstate New York, San Francisco or Chicago (the better parts).

Because the first ones are more religious and less educated while people from New York or Chicago are less religious, like to drink on the weekends, and generally don't click with conservative Muslim types.. Of course this isn't set in stone and there are exceptions.

Colonel Frank Grimes
10-28-2017, 05:47 AM
I don't think so. Based on what I've seen, countryish redneckish whites get along well with westernized Muhammadans. A Paki or Arab is more likely to associate with an American from Oklahoma or Texas than they are with an American from upstate New York, San Francisco or Chicago (the better parts).

Because the first ones are more religious and less educated while people from New York or Chicago are less religious, like to drink on the weekends, and generally don't click with conservative Muslim types.. Of course this isn't set in stone and there are exceptions.

What you see is a lot of Indian-White porn.

I notice many of your posts start off with "based on what I see." You're as honest as you are mentally healthy.

Profileid
10-28-2017, 05:54 AM
I don't think so. Based on what I've seen, countryish redneckish whites get along well with westernized Muhammadans. A Paki or Arab is more likely to associate with an American from Oklahoma or Texas than they are with an American from upstate New York, San Francisco or Chicago (the better parts).

Because the first ones are more religious and less educated while people from New York or Chicago are less religious, like to drink on the weekends, and generally don't click with conservative Muslim types.. Of course this isn't set in stone and there are exceptions.

get this shit out of here kthx

Loki
10-28-2017, 05:57 AM
Linebacker is a cool dude (https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Cooldude), but his physique could be achieved by any man who works out consistently for 6 months. Just sayin.'

lol:

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/0/01/Coolpasta1.gif
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/9/9e/Coolpasta2.gif

Laberia
10-28-2017, 06:00 AM
Who is Linebacker? Was he really sexually molested? I'm sorry to hear that.

He is an white man of the most purest Aryan stock, highlander and defender of Christianity. A typical Apricity member.
P.S.
Ah, i forgot for a moment. He is also one of the best ass licker in this forum. This is how he gained the remove of the permanent bann.

Linebacker
10-28-2017, 04:15 PM
I think you are just too butthurt that I call you fat and ugly which you are.

This is your reality,the reality of subhumanity.

Cristiano viejo
10-28-2017, 04:19 PM
etain is butthurt with Linebacker because he thinks that obese people are subhuman :lol:

Linebacker
10-28-2017, 04:20 PM
etain is butthurt with Linebacker because he thinks that obese people are subhuman :lol:

Which they are.

Etain is a prime example of this,and this thread that she has made.

I think being alone and rejected has not done her good.

Laberia
10-28-2017, 04:35 PM
I think you are just too butthurt that I call you fat and ugly which you are.

This is your reality,the reality of subhumanity.

Such a vulgar post.

wvwvw
10-28-2017, 04:39 PM
Such a vulgar post.

Such an autistic Laberian post..

You sound like a broken record.

Linebacker
10-28-2017, 04:45 PM
Such an autistic Laberian post..

You sound like a broken record.

Labieria should be careful because he is not too far behind in uglyness behind Etain.

I remember his photos very well.I do not forget faces.

Hudayar
10-28-2017, 04:50 PM
pls don't give it attention. fun read tho

Profileid
10-28-2017, 05:06 PM
It's a joke.

This was actually written by someone else about another Bulgarian. I just basically replaced that person's name with Linebacker's and thought it was funny how well it fit for him too.

Fractal
10-28-2017, 05:09 PM
I think you are just too butthurt that I call you fat and ugly which you are.

This is your reality,the reality of subhumanity.

+1

Lol. I deal with Magnus daily, so I feel what you feel.

ЛыSSый
10-28-2017, 05:13 PM
Gigig, surely Profield has been fallen in love with Linebacker. Hail to slav masterrase!

Profileid
10-28-2017, 05:17 PM
+1

Lol. I deal with Magnus daily, so I feel what you feel.

nobody cares about you

Fractal
10-28-2017, 05:19 PM
nobody cares about you

I'm trying to do what I'm known for traditionally...instigating.

Profileid
10-28-2017, 05:19 PM
I'm trying to do what I'm known for traditionally...instigating.
fuck off

Linebacker
10-28-2017, 05:21 PM
It's a joke.

This was actually written by someone else about another Bulgarian. I just basically replaced that person's name with Linebacker's and thought it was funny how well it fit for him too.

Very weak attempt to evade it Etain.Your own butthurt has conjured this poem about me because my posts kill you every time you see them.

This is your own little attempt to rebel against the bully.

Not only did it not work,but I will make sure you pay well for it in the coming days.

Profileid
10-28-2017, 05:26 PM
Very weak attempt to evade it Etain.Your own butthurt has conjured this poem about me because my posts kill you every time you see them.

This is your own little attempt to rebel against the bully.

Not only did it not work,but I will make sure you pay well for it in the coming days.

lmao
Well have fun with that.

Laberia
10-28-2017, 05:26 PM
Labieria should be careful because he is not too far behind in uglyness behind Etain.

I remember his photos very well.I do not forget faces.


^ Sokol brate, Linebacker has calendar which follow East Asian ones, i.e, year of Dog, Horse, Snake and Pig. He whorship gods like Tengra as you say, he clothed themselves in East Asian fashion, he has cusines from East Asia, he speak an alien tongue to us Slavs, he has these ugly YURT and he drank some fermented horse milk like Airag.

PS Look up Kirzigistan and the Bulgar Mountains, there is the origin of Linebacker ;)

Fractal
10-28-2017, 05:26 PM
Very weak attempt to evade it Etain.Your own butthurt has conjured this poem about me because my posts kill you every time you see them.

This is your own little attempt to rebel against the bully.

Not only did it not work,but I will make sure you pay well for it in the coming days.

Just call it even.

She buys you a few buckets of Whey Protein and you buy her several gift cards to Walmart, and about 20 to McDonalds or Burger King.

zhaoyun
10-28-2017, 10:00 PM
Alright dude and dudette, settle the fuck down. Both of yall are some of my favorite posters on here, so I'm not gonna take sides.

Decius
10-28-2017, 10:01 PM
linebacker is the farthest person away from a cuck

DarknessWin
10-28-2017, 10:59 PM
I think you are just too butthurt that I call you fat and ugly which you are.

This is your reality,the reality of subhumanity.

And you are short, so what ????
He can lose body fat but you cannot grow up anymore

Tauromachos
10-28-2017, 11:03 PM
linebacker is the farthest person away from a cuck

In fact more a Cock than a Cuck

Linebacker
10-28-2017, 11:08 PM
And you are short, so what ????
He can lose body fat but you cannot grow up anymore

Lets see how you are taller than me my friend.Post yours.

I havent got the impression of great height among your people when visiting the white sea.

https://s1.postimg.org/7fczospb67/222222223.png

DarknessWin
10-28-2017, 11:20 PM
Lets see how you are taller than me my friend.Post yours.

I havent got the impression of great height among your people when visiting the white sea.

https://s1.postimg.org/7fczospb67/222222223.png


No way you are 181 cm, you look like 170 cm at max.
I am 184

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-jnXZVIz2YfY/U-t7VAqC_JI/AAAAAAAABLs/n_aAE2myfp8/w350-h342-no/Euro_stature_small.png

Megadorian
10-28-2017, 11:30 PM
I think he's a cool dude tbh

Linebacker
10-28-2017, 11:31 PM
No way you are 181 cm, you look like 170 cm at max.
I am 184


Well I guess I am.As I said when visiting Greece I am taller than 8 out of 10 men I cross on the street.

Now lets see some proof of your height.Now that you decided to piss me off too,I won't leave you alone with it.If you evade here,I will make you a thread.

Tauromachos
10-28-2017, 11:33 PM
Well I guess I am.As I said when visiting Greece I am taller than 8 out of 10 men I cross on the street..


And?
Suppose your claim is true

So what?

Linebacker
10-28-2017, 11:52 PM
And?
Suppose your claim is true

So what?

Nothing.I generally don't care that I am taller than someone.I am a student in an anti-terrorism major,I have been trough training and I know that is no advantage,no matter how shorter the other person is.Its one of the first things they tell you.

Your boy here seems to have an obsession with height however.This online obsession is common among guess who - short people.

Massagetae
10-28-2017, 11:54 PM
Your all pussies. I would crush every single person on this forum. Blagoevgrad represent.

Tauromachos
10-28-2017, 11:54 PM
Nothing.I generally don't care that I am taller than someone.I am a student in an anti-terrorism major,I have been trough training and I know that is no advantage,no matter how shorter the other person is.Its one of the first things they tell you.


Ok fair enough

Robocop
10-29-2017, 12:01 AM
wtf...

DarknessWin
10-29-2017, 12:32 AM
Well I guess I am.As I said when visiting Greece I am taller than 8 out of 10 men I cross on the street.

Now lets see some proof of your height.Now that you decided to piss me off too,I won't leave you alone with it.If you evade here,I will make you a thread.

You see my photos moron, you know that i am tall.
But you are not 181 and this is fake as hell

taller than 8 out of 10 .LOL
maybe grandpas

DarknessWin
10-29-2017, 12:33 AM
Your all pussies. I would crush every single person on this forum. Blagoevgrad represent.

you have pm , lets see

paprika
10-29-2017, 12:34 AM
what the fuck fam

Linebacker
10-29-2017, 12:44 AM
You see my photos moron, you know that i am tall.
But you are not 181 and this is fake as hell

taller than 8 out of 10 .LOL
maybe grandpas

I have never seen that too by the way.You have never posted a picture.

Now that you mentioned it why don't you post one,along with the photo of your height from ID card.Refresh everyone's memory a bit.

DarknessWin
10-29-2017, 12:56 AM
I have never seen that too by the way.You have never posted a picture.

Now that you mentioned it why don't you post one,along with the photo of your height from ID card.Refresh everyone's memory a bit.

LOL fucker you have my facebook,
already forget that you run away like a chicken for a meeting in Bansko???

Linebacker
10-29-2017, 01:34 AM
LOL fucker you have my facebook,
already forget that you run away like a chicken for a meeting in Bansko???

What are these lies you are pulling out of your ass at every other moment?Are you mentally incoherent?I don't have literally one single Greek on facebook.

Im not seeing you posting the pictures I asked.

DarknessWin
10-29-2017, 02:19 AM
What are these lies you are pulling out of your ass at every other moment?Are you mentally incoherent?I don't have literally one single Greek on facebook.

Im not seeing you posting the pictures I asked.

You have Alzheimer or you play the crazy to me??
we speak in pm's if you have the balls

Linebacker
10-29-2017, 02:22 AM
You have Alzheimer or you play the crazy to me??
we speak in pm's if you have the balls

Obviously you are evading my demands to legitimize yourself,which basically proves you're just another poser on this forum.On the bright side you are not alone.

I don't want to talk in PMs.Post your shit here in from of everybody.

Purohit ji
10-29-2017, 07:59 AM
And you are short, so what ????
He can lose body fat but you cannot grow up anymore

etain is 5 footer slenderwoman

Jehan
10-29-2017, 08:08 AM
It's a joke.

This was actually written by someone else about another Bulgarian. I just basically replaced that person's name with Linebacker's and thought it was funny how well it fit for him too.


I usually enjoy your post but the reference to his parents is a too far and too personnal.

Robocop
11-04-2017, 03:05 PM
Dont mess with Linebacker or I will kill all of you mother fuckers :D ahahhah

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pQmH0ygzCek/VsMf1K-bpOI/AAAAAAAARUY/vNXFQSSBnGk/s1600/tumblr_o2lsbdHYtj1qdhizao1_500.gif

DC Sniper
11-04-2017, 09:08 PM
what's a cuck.

Heather Duval
11-04-2017, 09:11 PM
https://californyinz.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/tumblr_njxlqgytva1r83d7lo1_500.gif

Dandelion
11-04-2017, 09:12 PM
Bootcamp is harsh. I understand you are cursing him right now that you're under his training, but in the long term you'll thank him.

Colonel Frank Grimes
11-05-2017, 09:21 PM
This thread just got kray kray...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-7-Ib4eAAo