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poiuytrewq0987
01-13-2011, 05:05 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/25/Burgin.jpg/800px-Burgin.jpg

Rostislav
01-13-2011, 05:07 PM
...............

Bloodeagle
01-13-2011, 05:39 PM
I would eat a portion of it but only after pulling the spinach off the top. :)

Peasant
01-13-2011, 05:41 PM
Yes. And then order another.

Gaztelu
01-13-2011, 06:00 PM
Yes.

Absinthe
01-13-2011, 10:52 PM
Um, NO!
Only if there was no other option and I was starving. But then I know my stomach would turn for 4 days :p
On a side note, it looks better quality than a McDonalds burger.

Guapo
01-13-2011, 11:06 PM
Yes, but with a diet Coke instead.

Wyn
01-13-2011, 11:08 PM
I would eat a portion of it but only after pulling the spinach off the top. :)

Similar to this - remove all traces of vegetable foodstuffs. Why ruin a good chestkiller with salad?

Absinthe
01-13-2011, 11:20 PM
Pass the veggies over while you're at it ;)

Guapo
01-13-2011, 11:21 PM
Pass the veggies over while you're at it ;)

Eat the meat, you need it, if that's actually you in the avatar now.

Absinthe
01-13-2011, 11:27 PM
Eat the meat, you need it, if that's actually you in the avatar now.
You see, I went through all this trouble with diet, and I'm skinny now! :D

Aramis
01-13-2011, 11:32 PM
Totally!

But would you guys eat this?

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/14/burger-bed-4.jpg

Absinthe
01-13-2011, 11:33 PM
^ Can I has cheeseburger? :D

Guapo
01-13-2011, 11:33 PM
^ Can I has pussy?

Aramis
01-13-2011, 11:35 PM
^ Can I has cheeseburger? :D

Take all the proteins and fat you can get girl!

Wyn
01-13-2011, 11:40 PM
Totally!

But would you guys eat this?

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/14/burger-bed-4.jpg

Hmm, beef sandwich. :) :D

Beorn
01-13-2011, 11:45 PM
Similar to this - remove all traces of vegetable foodstuffs. Why ruin a good chestkiller with salad?

I like to take the piss out of fast food workers as they seem programmed in asking whether I want non-meat on my food. They always ask if I would like to have relish or lettuce or some sort of salad, and I always reply that: "I'm on a diet! Do I look fucking fat to you?"

:D


Totally!

But would you guys eat this?

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/14/burger-bed-4.jpg

Mmmm! Beef curtains. :)

Eldritch
01-13-2011, 11:57 PM
If you had to eat either the Full English pizza:

http://slice.seriouseats.com/images/20100118-full-english-pizza.jpg

Or Lady Gaga's dress:

http://www.mtv.com/content/style/photos/flipbooks/vma-2010/lady-gaga/104036847.jpg

... which one would you choose?

Wyn
01-14-2011, 12:01 AM
The pizza would probably taste nicer than meat that's been in contact with Lady Gaga's skin. Probably have a thick film of oil around it or something.

Aramis
01-14-2011, 12:09 AM
The pizza would probably taste nicer than meat that's been in contact with Lady Gaga's skin. Probably have a thick film of oil around it or something.

Marinated meat has to be put on a BBQ grill, preferably with Gaga still wearing it. And who knows, I might even take a bite before throwing it to the dogs.

Beorn
01-14-2011, 12:16 AM
Marinated meat has to be put on a BBQ grill, preferably with Gaga still wearing it. And who knows, I might even take a bite before throwing it to the dogs.

I know dogs eat shit, but do they eat dogs????

Aramis
01-14-2011, 12:26 AM
I know dogs eat shit, but do they eat dogs????

You are right! We need the special forces for such a meal.

http://www.legaljuice.com/pig%20farm%20pigs%20mud%20dirty%20snout.jpg

Beorn
01-14-2011, 12:28 AM
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Like butter....

lei.talk
01-14-2011, 04:59 AM
In the United States and Canada, burgers may be classified as two main types: fast food hamburgers and individually prepared burgers made in homes and restaurants. The latter are traditionally prepared "with everything" (or "all the way", "deluxe", "the works", "dragged through the garden", or in some regions "all dressed"), which includes lettuce, tomato, onion, and often sliced pickles (or pickle relish). Cheese (usually processed cheese slices but often Cheddar, Swiss, pepper jack, or blue), either melted on the meat patty or crumbled on top, is generally an option.

Condiments are usually added to the hamburger or may be offered separately on the side; the three most common are mustard, mayonnaise, and ketchup. However, salad dressings and barbecue sauce are also popular.

Other popular toppings include bacon, avocado or guacamole, sliced sautéed mushrooms, cheese sauce and/or chili (usually without beans). Heinz 57 sauce is popular among burger enthusiasts. Somewhat less common ingredients include fried egg, scrambled egg, feta cheese, blue cheese, salsa, pineapple, jalapenos and other kinds of chile peppers, anchovies, slices of ham or bologna, pastrami or teriyaki-seasoned beef, tartar sauce, french fries, onion rings or potato chips.

http://i54.tinypic.com/r7p3t5.png (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger#United_States_and_Canada)

my preference
is to eat the vegetarian (http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?p=322918#post322918),
rather than what the vegetarian eats. :swl

my advocation is life as an apex predator (http://forums.skadi.net/showthread.php?p=605099#post605099).

Bloodeagle
01-14-2011, 05:07 AM
In the United States and Canada, burgers may be classified as two main types: fast food hamburgers and individually prepared burgers made in homes and restaurants. The latter are traditionally prepared "with everything" (or "all the way", "deluxe", "the works", "dragged through the garden", or in some regions "all dressed"), which includes lettuce, tomato, onion, and often sliced pickles (or pickle relish). Cheese (usually processed cheese slices but often Cheddar, Swiss, pepper jack, or blue), either melted on the meat patty or crumbled on top, is generally an option.

Condiments are usually added to the hamburger or may be offered separately on the side; the three most common are mustard, mayonnaise, and ketchup. However, salad dressings and barbecue sauce are also popular.

Other popular toppings include bacon, avocado or guacamole, sliced sautéed mushrooms, cheese sauce and/or chili (usually without beans). Heinz 57 sauce is popular among burger enthusiasts. Somewhat less common ingredients include fried egg, scrambled egg, feta cheese, blue cheese, salsa, pineapple, jalapenos and other kinds of chile peppers, anchovies, slices of ham or bologna, pastrami or teriyaki-seasoned beef, tartar sauce, french fries, onion rings or potato chips.

http://i54.tinypic.com/r7p3t5.png (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger#United_States_and_Canada)

my preference
is to eat the vegetarian (http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?p=322918#post322918),
rather than what the vegetarian eats. :swl

my advocation is life as an apex predator (http://forums.skadi.net/showthread.php?p=605099#post605099).

Damn, lei.talk, you sure do know your burgers. :D

Personally, I think the bun makes the burger. A cheap or stale bun will ruin an awesome patty. :)

Aramis
01-14-2011, 12:45 PM
:yumyum:

http://i53.tinypic.com/3467pxl.jpg

Querubín
01-14-2011, 01:28 PM
:yumyum:

http://i53.tinypic.com/3467pxl.jpg

i can't belive it, 2 bottles of rocheford 10, my fauvorite beer

Blossom
01-14-2011, 01:46 PM
Mmmmm chinesse ppl really know how to party:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jW0fHcfb-L4/SZLXrxA9BaI/AAAAAAAALgg/thTJjG0yIEc/s400/disgusting_chinese_food_1.jpg

http://www.kejuho.com/WaterBeatlesSM.JPG

I'd prefer eat my nails than eating...those stuff. And no, I wouldn't eat anything from this thread:D

This is my fave food haha, I'd do and eat strawberry cheesecake 24/7 :D
http://www.azcookbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/strawberry-cheesecake.jpg

Aramis
01-14-2011, 01:55 PM
Mmmmm chinesse ppl really know how to party:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jW0fHcfb-L4/SZLXrxA9BaI/AAAAAAAALgg/thTJjG0yIEc/s400/disgusting_chinese_food_1.jpg

Not sure what it is, but I believe a Baby Mice wine would definitely be the perfect combination to it, bringing out some additional - hopefully fruity - flavors.

http://itstrulyrandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/baby-mice-wine.jpg

Blossom
01-14-2011, 01:57 PM
Not sure what it is, but I believe a Baby Mice wine would definitely be the perfect combination to it, bringing out some additional - hopefully fruity - flavors.

http://itstrulyrandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/baby-mice-wine.jpg

Now that makes me puke...omg:laugh::speechless-smiley-0

Albion
01-14-2011, 01:59 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/25/Burgin.jpg/800px-Burgin.jpg

Is that cheese or marmalade? :p If I was hungry I would, but I'd prefer my heart-attack-inducing burger to be more neatly finished than that and not to look like its just been made in some grubby hole where the "chefs" don't wash their hands after wiping their arse.

Allenson
01-14-2011, 02:59 PM
I'd eat that sucker in a heartbeat.

Then I'd have to fast for the rest of the day and maybe even into the next...

Sally
01-14-2011, 03:08 PM
Not on a Friday or with a bun (Celiac diseased Catholic here). :D

NordicPower
01-14-2011, 05:22 PM
If there was nothing else to eat, and I was starving, I might be able to eat about four bites of it, after picking off the green stuff...

If it had to be a burger, I'd rather have a less sloppy burger with thinner meat. Maybe with mushrooms and swiss cheese?

Food should be neat and orderly like a nazi parade... :D

http://www.holocaustresearchproject.org/nazioccupation/images/Battalions%20of%20Nazi%20street%20fighters%20salut e%20Hitler%20during%20an%20SA%20parade%20through%2 0Dortmund.%20Germany,%201933..jpg

Turkophagos
01-14-2011, 06:04 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/25/Burgin.jpg/800px-Burgin.jpg

That, or this?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_By-JVFjHOMI/TG0yOHf7BEI/AAAAAAAAAaU/S27TdwT83AA/s1600/weird+dishes+%281%29.jpg


They both look delicious to me.

Eldritch
01-14-2011, 06:09 PM
I'd rather eat the escargots but off the shell please.

Turkophagos
01-14-2011, 06:12 PM
I'd rather eat the escargots but off the shell please.

The trick is to suck them through their shells.

Peasant
01-14-2011, 06:13 PM
If you had to eat either the Full English pizza:

http://slice.seriouseats.com/images/20100118-full-english-pizza.jpg



:eek:



It's.... it's beautiful!

I miss Heinz Beans Pizzas.

http://i53.tinypic.com/2uyhjqf.jpg

Bloodeagle
01-14-2011, 06:24 PM
:eek:



It's.... it's beautiful!

I miss Heinz Beans Pizzas.

http://i53.tinypic.com/2uyhjqf.jpg

OMG! :eek:

MagnaLaurentia
01-16-2011, 05:20 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/25/Burgin.jpg/800px-Burgin.jpg

haha... baby burger....

now, me eating a MONSTER BURGER AT LA CAGE AUX SPORTS

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=197&pictureid=1448

Fortis in Arduis
01-16-2011, 10:19 AM
What is supposed to be wrong with it? It looks ok to me. I would not eat it.

I do not eat meat, but it looks like good quality.

antonio
01-16-2011, 10:31 AM
Mmmmm chinesse ppl really know how to party:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jW0fHcfb-L4/SZLXrxA9BaI/AAAAAAAALgg/thTJjG0yIEc/s400/disgusting_chinese_food_1.jpg



Just by watching stuff like this, I would stand for severing all contact with Chineses, letting them on their own bussiness.:cool:

Pd. If the meat is good (prionic-free,etc) I would eat it...one quarter, maybe less.:D

Germanicus
01-16-2011, 02:07 PM
http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n449/ruffusruffcut/20100427-cheeseburger-comic.jpg

Burgers are the enemies stealth weapons...:)

Albion
01-16-2011, 02:38 PM
:eek:



It's.... it's beautiful!

I miss Heinz Beans Pizzas.

http://i53.tinypic.com/2uyhjqf.jpg

I remember that! It was nice, why did they stop it I wonder?

Peasant
01-17-2011, 01:13 AM
Maybe us bean pizza eaters were a niche market? Just too small a niche.

Eldritch
02-22-2011, 09:02 PM
Would you eat this?

http://www.japantimes.co.jp/images/photos2008/nn20081001f2b.jpghttp://www.japantimes.co.jp/images/photos2008/nn20081001f2c.jpg


A hornet and silkworm pupae, wrapped in "kamaboko" fish paste, are served on a traditional Japanese plate, while a giant water insect and hornet larvae are toppings on a plate of rice curry.

Tom Cat
02-23-2011, 12:58 AM
Would you eat this?

http://www.japantimes.co.jp/images/photos2008/nn20081001f2b.jpghttp://www.japantimes.co.jp/images/photos2008/nn20081001f2c.jpg

Absolutely not... Yuck! :eek:

Jägerstaffel
02-23-2011, 01:09 AM
Would you eat this?

http://www.japantimes.co.jp/images/photos2008/nn20081001f2b.jpghttp://www.japantimes.co.jp/images/photos2008/nn20081001f2c.jpg

I'd give it a shot. But only after a few shots.

I've eaten scorpions before and I quite liked them.

Tom Cat
02-23-2011, 01:11 AM
I'd give it a shot. But only after a few shots.

I've eaten scorpions before and I quite liked them.

You're braver than I am. :D

Gaztelu
02-23-2011, 05:23 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jW0fHcfb-L4/SZLXrxA9BaI/AAAAAAAALgg/thTJjG0yIEc/s400/disgusting_chinese_food_1.jpg



That looks like multiple abortions served on a jelly fucking doughnut. Disgusting.

Fintorah
02-23-2011, 07:11 AM
Why everyone needs to live in America:
http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/

http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy38/kingdededede/DSC_1874.jpg
^BBQ Donut Pulled Pork Sandwich.
http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy38/kingdededede/i2dw5nf19jy2mawf3l60wNCio1_500.jpg
^...?

Bloodeagle
02-23-2011, 02:25 PM
Why everyone needs to live in America:
http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/

http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy38/kingdededede/DSC_1874.jpg
^BBQ Donut Pulled Pork Sandwich.
http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy38/kingdededede/i2dw5nf19jy2mawf3l60wNCio1_500.jpg
^...?

I think that after eating one of those, I would be in need of the morning after pill.

Raikaswinþs
02-23-2011, 02:34 PM
http://www.absolutjerez.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/cabrillas.jpg

one of my favourite sevillian tapas.

Eldritch
02-23-2011, 03:10 PM
^What's in the brown sauce?

Raikaswinþs
02-23-2011, 03:23 PM
^What's in the brown sauce?

its rather spicy. they leave it to the imagination of us "forasteros"