Strange naked drunk woman wakes man

[The Lawspeaker]

Strange naked drunk woman wakes man

Forget asking for a cup of sugar -- this is one way to meet your neighbours and ensure they'll remember you.

A single man in Victoria, B.C., woke up early Saturday morning when he heard someone open the door to his apartment, police said.

"A few minutes later a woman came into his bedroom, promptly disrobed, slid into the bed next to him and fell asleep," Victoria police said on the force's operations blog. "The difficulty here was that the man lives on his own last time he checked."

The man called police at 3:20 a.m. Saturday.

When police arrived, the woman was still asleep. They discovered the woman had the right building and apartment number, but she was on the wrong floor. One officer found her purse, jacket and shoes on the floor in front of her correct apartment door. No one answered when police knocked.

The woman, who police said was "quite intoxicated," was taken into custody until she sobered up.

Source: Cnews.ca (http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2011/01/17/16925961.html) (18 January 2011)

[The Lawspeaker]

I think that the guy shouldn't complain as he is a single man. He should of course remain a gentleman and sleep on the couch but in the morning he would have to look over an unknown and dazed young female guest with a hangover and possibly reap the benefits some time later. Maybe even end up in a relationship with her.. which would limit her alcohol intake. :thumb001:

[Breedingvariety]

I wouldn't complain to find naked woman in my bed. The only thing I would be worried about is for her to call me pervert for letting her stay. Damned if you kick her out, damned if you let her stay.

[The Lawspeaker]

Hmm.. good point. But I think she will notice in the morning when you tell her that her bath is prepared and when you turn around you may not be "so interested". But then again.. women are quick to think things.

A real man would just burst out in laughter and deal with the mess.

[Adalwolf]

He had a gift and he just threw it away! :D In all seriousness though, calling the cops was a tad bit extreme considering the circumstances.

[Heretik]

I'm moving to Canada! :thumbs :D

[Tolleson]

Oh the good old days. It happened so often that I finally married her. Now I get the whole bed to myself........:rotfl:

(j/k but it was writing it!):runs:

[Heretik]

Now I get the whole bed to myself........:rotfl:

After this you might get the whole bed for yourself. It's called - the couch. :D

[Tolleson]

After this you might get the whole bed for yourself. It's called - the couch. :D

Nah...I'm always in bed first. She doesn't scare me.....too much! :scared:

[Heretik]

Liar! :D

[Crossbow]

And what when the woman was ugly as sin?

[Heretik]

I would close my eyes. :P

[Bloodeagle]

This is funny only because it was a woman who screwed up and entered the wrong residence. If the tables were turned, a drunk naked man would be in some serious trouble.

On a funny note I had a friend of mine who accidentally walked into the wrong apartment when he was extremely intoxicated and before he could turn around and leave, he was assaulted repeatedly with kicks to the head, by what he thought was a one legged man. :D

[Adalwolf]

Yarrrggggh

http://www.lite-news.com/wp-content/uploads/one-leg.jpg

[The Lawspeaker]

And what when the woman was ugly as sin?

How did they say it again:
"porn magazine over the head and f.ck for Queen and Country" ?


Luckily I wouldn't have to deal with that kind of mess LOL.

[Albion]

I wouldn't complain to find naked woman in my bed. The only thing I would be worried about is for her to call me pervert for letting her stay. Damned if you kick her out, damned if you let her stay.

Hahaha. Agree.

[Blossom]

Strange naked drunk woman wakes man

They discovered the woman had the right building and apartment number, but she was on the wrong floor. One officer found her purse, jacket and shoes on the floor in front of her correct apartment door.
Source: Cnews.ca (http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2011/01/17/16925961.html) (18 January 2011)

:lmao ...no comments.

[Mordid]

Wow, that man must be so lucky. :p:D

[Motörhead Remember Me]

The reason why the guy is single is obvious; a naked drunk woman slips into your bed in the early morning hours and what do you do, call the police???

Not fucking likely if it happened to me.

[Motörhead Remember Me]

And what when the woman was ugly as sin?

So what? You make sure to get really drunk, really fast...

[Adalwolf]

And what when the woman was ugly as sin?

http://i38.tinypic.com/11gop34.png

Problem solved? ;)

[Bloodeagle]

And what when the woman was ugly as sin?

Even with 20/60 beer goggles on, I would kick her ugly ass out of my bed. Any more drunk than that, would not be consensual on my part. :D