Let's play a game

[la bombe]

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/09/zombie-apocalypse-weapons.jpg


And how will you defend yourself with it??

[Germanicus]

A heavy table lamp, and i would use it like a club stoving in as many zombies heads that are foolish enough to try to bite me :)

[The Lawspeaker]

My door. I'll smash their heads in if I can lift the thing up. And it has some glass so it would make quite the impact.

[Electronic God-Man]

A book about genocide.

I will use it to construct the most efficient zombie-killing death squads and zombie death-camps. It is the final solution to the Zombie Problem.

[Aemma]

My drapes.

'Nice Aemma' would just say:"There now. Your wardrobe is gawds awful, Sweet Thing! Let's change those ratty clothes shall we and I'll sew you up the cutest brand new outfit in a jiff!" But I realise this would defeat the purpose. Perhaps 'Evil Aemma' would have to step in...gawds only know what she'd really like to do with the drapes and some zombies--perhaps make nice pillows out of the drapes and then stuff those down their throats.

I gotta sick Martha Stewart thing going I think...

[Crossbow]

A dictionary, loaded with words.

[la bombe]

I have a glass of orange juice and some throat spray so I guessed I'm fucked. I doubt the mild numbing properties of phenol spray would do much to zombies as I've practically been drinking it and it still feels like I've been gargling with razor blades. Altho if I was actually any good at chemistry I could somehow use that to my advantage.

Oh and there's also my window. Escape route!

[Electronic God-Man]

A book about genocide.

I will use it to construct the most efficient zombie-killing death squads and zombie death-camps. It is the final solution to the Zombie Problem.

Ho-ho! Now I have an idea...

If I have Zombie Labor Camps, the zombies must still eat...so I will feed Jews to them! Double the fun...


DOUBLE HOLOCAUST!

Think of it, one holocaust fueling the other. Hitler stand aside! :D

[la bombe]

I actually had a zombie apocalypse dream recently where in the end, the Jews were blamed. They were forced to wear yellow stars, and weren't allowed into any safe places where refugees congregated. Hmmm, was it is a premonition? :sherlock:

[Matritensis]

I have some biscuits on the table...maybe I can let them eat the whole package while I run like hell.

[M.I.A.]

My iPhone...

[Aemma]

My iPhone...

Yeah well what are you gonna do with it? Call for take out? :p

[Allenson]

A water bottle, half-full. Are zombies allergic to water or anything?

I need to know!

[Electronic God-Man]

A water bottle, half-full. Are zombies allergic to water or anything?

I need to know!

According to the SNES game Zombies Ate My Neighbors (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombies_Ate_My_Neighbors) they are. You'll have to be conservative if the bottle's only half-full though.

[Allenson]

Thanks bro. I'll load up my squirt gun.

[Osweo]

A box of oil paints. Not sure if they're flammable or not, but the hinged wooden box itself (I put my laptop on it as a makeshift table/tray) has pretty sharp pointy corners. Might do for twatting a few zombies' heads in before I can get hold of something a little less close-range... :suomut:

[Don]

I think I win the prize of surviving a little more time than the rest of you:

I have my bed and in the head of it... my sabre.

http://www.tiendamilitaria.com/media/catalog/product/cache/3/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/C/a/CatMay09.181.JPG
Quite similar to this one.


The problem is that this is probably the worst kind of weapon to fight zombies since it is more a piercing weapon than blowing one and it would be not easy to hit the inner or primal regions of the brain of the zombie plus the risk of losing valuable seconds taking out the probably locked blade from the skull...

Anyway, I think it could work with the first zombie... probably my old neighbour in the next door... :rolleyes2:

[Adalwolf]

Either a chainsaw or a katana.

[la bombe]

Either a chainsaw or a katana.

Do you always keep a chainsaw directly to the left of your computer monitor?

[Don]

Either a chainsaw or a katana.

These are much better than mine.
In particular the Katana.

The chainsaw could be too messy and dangerous... remember that the infection is in their blood...

http://homocinefilus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/braindead.jpg

[Adalwolf]

Do you always keep a chainsaw directly to the left of your computer monitor?

Indeed. To the left of my PC is a window, and basically right outside that window is my shed.

[Guapo]

Tissue and hand lotion. Beats me :shrug:

[la bombe]

Indeed. To the left of my PC is a window, and basically right outside that window is my shed.

You're lucky. I have a shed outside but it's full of kiddie toys.

But anyway, none of this matters if you're like me and don't do enough of Rule #1, because then you're fucked either way :D

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[Dario Argento]

A vibrator I bought to tease my girlfriend, LOL... I don't think it'll be that useful

[Eldritch]

The object immediately to my left is, luckily for me, my armoury.

All my my flamethrowers, shotguns, katanas, chainsaws, Kevlar jumpsuits, riot helmets, as well as all my fresh water and MRE's are there.

[Don]

Ops, I forgot to mention the AH-64 Apache under my bed.

[Grumpy Cat]

My cat

She can claw the zombie.

[Grumpy Cat]

Yeah well what are you gonna do with it? Call for take out? :p

There's probably an app for killing zombies available through the iTunes App Store.

The iPhone 4 does everything...















... except make phone calls.

[Wyn]

A huge 200ft deep hole for them to be lured into (zombies are stupid, this is zombie-flick rule no. 1).

[Groenewolf]

the door of the closet containing marvel comics, some old books, board games, copies of soldier of fortune magazine, some hand-weights and these things :

http://medieval2.heavengames.com/m2tw/history/miscellaneous_history_folder/japanese_weapons_folder/kama.gif

[Bloodeagle]

Directly to my left is my сafetière à piston.
I would bash the zombie in the face with its tempered glass pot and then run like hell

[la bombe]

My cat

She can claw the zombie.

Would you sacrifice your kitteh to save yourself from the zombie hordes?

[Nglund]

A mug full of hot chocolate, comes in handy when you want to burn your foe's ugly mug ;)

[Albion]

A metal bed. The craftsmanship is shit so I'd be able to yank a metal bar off it easily.
I'd then proceed to smash the zombie up with said bar, climb out the window and get the hell away. :D