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Harkonnen
12-28-2017, 08:29 AM
My emotions died one dark winter morning age 2 years and 7 months when my mother used me as fishbait to catch pike while we were ice fishing at Lake Pyhä.

This was her catch:

http://bucsfishingreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/women-ice-fishing.jpg

Where did you get your lovely personality from?

Maintenance
12-28-2017, 08:36 AM
Hot mom

Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas
12-28-2017, 08:42 AM
Ah, nothing beats starting the morning with some Finnish suicidal tendencies.

wvwvw
12-28-2017, 08:45 AM
I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss

CertifiedCracker
12-28-2017, 08:57 AM
too much benadryl

Iloko
12-28-2017, 02:17 PM
I died in my sleep last night :laugh:

Kriptc06
12-28-2017, 02:33 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dOwHzCHfgA

Dick
05-31-2018, 03:59 AM
:rotfl:

frankhammer
05-31-2018, 06:37 AM
A beautiful fish. One must use the appropriate live bait for such a creature.

Oneeye
05-31-2018, 07:23 AM
Tell your mom she can use me as bait.

Kamal900
05-31-2018, 07:26 AM
Tell your mom she can use me as bait.

I hope she's as hot as Stacey's mom.

frankhammer
05-31-2018, 07:53 AM
Tell your mom she can use me as bait.
She'll need more than your wee worm to catch a fish that size.

Larali
07-28-2018, 06:37 PM
I died in a car crash when I was 17. This is my alternate reality.

Wadaad
07-28-2018, 06:48 PM
I was 7 or 8, riding shotgun with my dad. We were going to the bookstore, as he finished parking the car, some middle aged guy looking like Bill Gates pulls up next to him and yells "Do you not see the 'reserved' sign??!! Get out of my spot right now!" berates and yells at my dad and my dad just apologizes and finds another parking spot.

If I had a gun I;d had shot the guy, but my dad just took the abuse. That;s when I realized I had my mom's hot fuze and my dad is too beta to stir things in this World...that it was upto me.

Dick
07-28-2018, 06:52 PM
I was 7 or 8, riding shotgun with my dad. We were going to the bookstore, as he finished parking the car, some middle aged guy looking like Bill Gates pulls up next to him and yells "Do you not see the 'reserved' sign??!! Get out of my spot right now!" berates and yells at my dad and my dad just apologizes and finds another parking spot.

If I had a gun I;d had shot the guy, but my dad just took the abuse. That;s when I realized I had my mom's hot fuze and my dad is too beta to stir things in this World...that it was upto me.

I’m sure if he was alone he would’ve reacted differently

Sora
07-28-2018, 07:05 PM
I died when the boy I loved banned me on Instagram. But I was re-born with my new love :love:

Lightshade25
07-28-2018, 07:06 PM
My emotions died one dark winter morning age 2 years and 7 months when my mother used me as fishbait to catch pike while we were ice fishing at Lake Pyhä.

This was her catch:

http://bucsfishingreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/women-ice-fishing.jpg

Where did you get your lovely personality from?

OP is this story true or you were just trolling?

Dick
07-28-2018, 07:08 PM
OP is this story true or you were just trolling?

Since when do pikes eat babies

Lightshade25
07-28-2018, 07:22 PM
Since when do pikes eat babies

Ohhhhh.

Myanthropologies
07-28-2018, 07:44 PM
May 6, 2013

Bornoz
07-28-2018, 07:46 PM
I died after my first high school enterance exam in 6th grade.

gıulıoımpa
07-28-2018, 07:50 PM
i often die in my dreams(6 dreams on 10 more or less)...stressful. but also a bit of a thrill. those morning i wake up i did not die in my dreams i feel lame.


plus appropriate song.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUr4rqs6SEU

Colonel Frank Grimes
07-28-2018, 08:01 PM
I died on Halloween of 1989 when I was doing my math homework and heard a car crash outside. When I ran outside to see what had happened I saw a woman step out of her car screaming and bloody. She had her hand covering the right side of her face and eye. I wasn't freaked out and I wasn't bothered. I didn't feel anything about it. I thought that might not be a normal reaction. Needless to say if I see something horrible happen to someone in front of me I'm not bothered by it.

Harkonnen
05-18-2019, 09:58 PM
Is good to die sometimes.

itilvolga
05-18-2019, 10:16 PM
I was alive, I was alive
You pulled me close
I held you tight
Though my smiles told a few lies
I was alive the day I died

Ice
05-18-2019, 10:22 PM
I died in the battle of Karbala in 680 AD.

Armenian Bishop
05-18-2019, 10:25 PM
True Stories:

(1) Several months ago, I took flowers to the cemetery, for my mom's and oldest brother's graves. It was near closing time, and they locked the gate entrance, so that I couldn't leave.

(2) On Mother's Day, I took flowers for my mom's and brother's graves. They are very beautiful there. But, I hope someday to be able to get a family tomb, and it'll be better for our memorial landmark.

Kivan
05-18-2019, 10:30 PM
I'm alive but dead, awake but asleep
As friends gather round and mourners they weep
My mind thinks of all the things I have done
My body is cold but my heart beat goes on
And on, and on...

As they lower me down into that hole in the ground
I scream out for help but they hear not a sound
I tear at the lid, my fingers, they bleed!
Is this happening to me, or is it just a dream?

verbcn
05-18-2019, 10:41 PM
is your mother single?

Harkonnen
05-18-2019, 10:57 PM
is your mother single?

No.

Haldis
11-02-2019, 09:44 PM
I died when I was born

Trouble
11-02-2019, 09:49 PM
A huge part of me died when they started saying dinosaurs had feathers. Completely ruined my childhood(well, what parts weren't already ruined). I was a big Jurassic Park enthusiast.

nittionia
11-02-2019, 09:52 PM
No one would die if we all started using solar panels


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Dna8
11-02-2019, 09:54 PM
Complications during childhood and adolescence.

Smaug
11-02-2019, 09:56 PM
Tell your mom she can use me as her bae.

Fixed.

Halime65
12-13-2020, 03:43 AM
from above

Harkonnen
12-13-2020, 08:04 PM
from above

Too much cheese make tummy ache.

RenaRyuguu
09-21-2021, 09:45 PM
I think I die when I dream super deep dreams.

Mr.G
09-21-2021, 09:48 PM
No one would die if we all started using solar panels


Complications during childhood and adolescence.

^^^Two beautiful minds.

As for me, I have not died yet.