Why Calisthenics Won't Get You Laid

[Oneeye]

https://youtu.be/NHjsROer218

[Bobby Martnen]

Who cares about getting laid, anyway? :picard2:

[Oneeye]

Who cares about getting laid, anyway? :picard2:

Any man that doesn't have ED from becoming an obese twat.

[AK-47]

Any man that doesn't have ED from becoming an obese twat.
Most guys get sick of the game and elevating a smelly slit to some holy status.
Women in the USA are privileged and spoiled to the point of being noxious to deal with.
Guys with no self esteem think having a chick at their side makes them a winner, when in reality they're pussy whipped and cucked.

[Bobby Martnen]

Any man that doesn't have ED from becoming an obese twat.

At least I have both of my eyes...

[AK-47]

At least I have both of my eyes...
And you aren't a fucktard Nazi either.
Knock on wood...

[Oneeye]

At least I have both of my eyes...


The better to see your shrivel dick dangle with, I suppose.

[Bobby Martnen]

The better to see your shrivel dick dangle with, I suppose.

I'm 6 inches.

[AK-47]

The better to see your shrivel dick dangle with, I suppose.
You flirting with Bobby?

[Oneeye]

Most guys get sick of the game and elevating a smelly slit to some holy status.
Women in the USA are privileged and spoiled to the point of being noxious to deal with.
Guys with no self esteem think having a chick at their side makes them a winner, when in reality they're pussy whipped and cucked.


Sounds like you have ED.

[Oneeye]

You flirting with Bobby?

Absolutely

[Bobby Martnen]

Sounds like you have ED.

Do you want me to remove your other eye?

[Oneeye]

Do you want me to remove your other eye?

I want to fuck you in your mangina.

[Bobby Martnen]

I want to fuck you in your mangina.

:butt:

[AK-47]

Do you want me to remove your other eye?
Is this guy a white supremacist?
I can't remember why I blocked his ass...
Some kind of jerkoff that got me pissed.

[Bobby Martnen]

Is this guy a white supremacist?
I can't remember why I blocked his ass...
Some kind of jerkoff that got me pissed.

Not sure, I know he only has one eye. That's all I know about him.

[AK-47]

Not sure, I know he only has one eye. That's all I know about him.
Probably some kind of Nazi.
Most of them have no teeth and missing body parts.

[Bobby Martnen]

Probably some kind of Nazi.
Most of them have no teeth and missing body parts.

Hitler only had one nut

[Oneeye]

Is this guy a white supremacist?
I can't remember why I blocked his ass...
Some kind of jerkoff that got me pissed.

Not a white supremacist. I called you out for being a presumptive ass not watching a video before commenting on a thread about it. Kind of like what you're during here.

[Oneeye]

Probably some kind of Nazi.
Most of them have no teeth and missing body parts.

Fucking Jew calling everyone a Nazi. My family fought the Nazis and even participated in the liberation of concentration camps, thank you very much.

[Dick]

Hitler only had one nut

I have 3 legs

[Bobby Martnen]

I have 3 legs

Is one of them your penis?

[AK-47]

Fucking Jew calling everyone a Nazi. My family fought the Nazis and even participated in the liberation of concentration camps, thank you very much.
I think it's hilarious that you call me a fucking Jew.
I don't give a shit about Jews or Judaism, to be honest.
I just put the Star of David on to annoy retards like you.
Most Jews think I'm faking being a Jew....
Anyway fuck you...
My grandfather was in the first wave at Omaha beach on D-day, BTW...

[Dick]

just another 'My dick is bigger than yours' contest thread

[Jägerstaffel]

Who cares about getting laid, anyway? :picard2:

Most people.

[Bobby Martnen]

Most people.

:picard2:

[Jägerstaffel]

:picard2:

It's normal. It doesn't mean you have to be a promiscuous whore either.

[Bobby Martnen]

It's normal. It doesn't mean you have to be a promiscuous whore either.

THOTs are degenerate.

[Jägerstaffel]

THOTs are degenerate.

Agreed but enjoy the decline of society until you find your trad-wife, Bobby.

[AK-47]

Most people.
Not worth the price.
Most guys are full of shit and lie and scheme their way to getting some pussy.
They demean themselves and feel that they're now a winner.
Once they violate all the girls holes, what good is she?
Boredom sets in and the nagging and financial leeching becomes incessant.
Fact is that the most unhappy people I have ever met are in relationships, and they are forlorn and lost.

[Jägerstaffel]

Not worth the price.
Most guys are full of shit and lie and scheme their way to getting some pussy.
They demean themselves and feel that they're now a winner.
Once they violate all the girls holes, what good is she?
Boredom sets in and the nagging and financial leeching becomes incessant.
Fact is that the most unhappy people I have ever met are in relationships, and they are forlorn and lost.

Depressing.

[AK-47]

Depressing.

But true as hell...

[Dick]

Agreed but enjoy the decline of society until you find your trad-wife, Bobby.

Society is rapidly declining(why, oh wise one?) but there are still plenty of women out there that want to be trad wives. It's in their dna. their biological clocks will always tick

[Bobby Martnen]

Agreed but enjoy the decline of society until you find your trad-wife, Bobby.

I do not want my penis to enter a slutty hole, because I do not wish to acquire a social disease.

[Jägerstaffel]

I do not want my penis to enter a slutty hole, because I do not wish to acquire a social disease.

They're not all slutty bitches.

Sometimes they actually like you.

[Bobby Martnen]

They're not all slutty bitches.

Sometimes they actually like you.

Any woman who would fuck a man she isn't married to is a slut, dude.

[catgeorge]

Sex isn't the be all and end all true - but human connectivity certainly is and 99.9% of normal humans prefer the opposite sex.

[Bobby Martnen]

Sex isn't the be all and end all true - but human connectivity certainly is and 99.9% of normal humans prefer the opposite sex.

There are other things I'd rather do than have sex, like sing and listen to music, or play computer games and go online, or play with my dogs, or take a shower or a bath, or go for a walk.

[catgeorge]

There are other things I'd rather do than have sex, like sing and listen to music, or play computer games and go online, or play with my dogs, or take a shower or a bath, or go for a walk.

The modern retard doesn't know how to interact half the time due to social autism. Where I was grown up in a Greek village you are forced to interact socially and be a positive member of the community albeit small community. I have come to the realization after a decade of living in the big smoke in multicultural Australiastanibad people really are retarded.

[Bobby Martnen]

The modern retard doesn't know how to interact half the time due to social autism. Where I was grown up in a Greek village you are forced to interact socially and be a positive member of the community albeit small community. I have come to the realization after a decade of living in the big smoke in multicultural Australiastanibad people really are retarded.

Many days I don't speak to anyone in person except in class when I have to.

[Oneeye]

I think it's hilarious that you call me a fucking Jew.
I don't give a shit about Jews or Judaism, to be honest.
I just put the Star of David on to annoy retards like you.
Most Jews think I'm faking being a Jew....
Anyway fuck you...
My grandfather was in the first wave at Omaha beach on D-day, BTW...


Bro, you're the one derailing my thread poking innocent fun at calisthenics calling me a nazi and other bullshit.

I don't care about your Star of David. What I dislike, is that you're calling anyone and everyone a nazi or white supremacist or whatever. It makes it stand out that you're Jewish yourself. You were just short of calling Sargon of Akkad a white supremacist in the other thread that got you to block me. (Like a bitch) Here's news for you: Sargon makes videos opposing the Altright, and certainly does not have any sympathy for Neo nazi or white nationalists. You were proud of your ignorance, proclaiming, "Do I have to watch a video to know blah blah blah about it?"

I have no respect for that.

[Bobby Martnen]

Bro, you're the one derailing my thread poking innocent fun at calisthenics calling me a nazi and other bullshit.

I don't care about your Star of David. What I dislike, is that you're calling anyone and everyone a nazi or white supremacist or whatever. It makes it stand out that you're Jewish yourself. You were just short of calling Sargon of Akkad a white supremacist in the other thread that got you to block me. (Like a bitch) Here's news for you: Sargon makes videos opposing the Altright, and certainly does not have any sympathy for Neo nazi or white nationalists. You were proud of your ignorance, proclaiming, "Do I have to watch a video to know blah blah blah about it?"

I have no respect for that.

Ben, most people would turn you away
I don't listen to a word they say
They don't see you as I do
I wish they would try to
I'm sure they'd think again
If they had a friend like Ben

[Oneeye]

There are other things I'd rather do than have sex, like sing and listen to music, or play computer games and go online, or play with my dogs, or take a shower or a bath, or go for a walk.

Know what makes those as activities better? Having sex while doing them. Particularly showers and walks.

[Bobby Martnen]

Know what makes those as activities better? Having sex while doing them. Particularly showers and walks.

How TF do you have sex while walking? :confused:

[Jägerstaffel]

Any woman who would fuck a man she isn't married to is a slut, dude.

I didn't say you had to marry the sluts.

[Bobby Martnen]

I didn't say you had to marry the sluts.

I wouldn't stick my penis in them, either.

[Decius]

Who cares about getting laid, anyway? :picard2:

most people

[de Burgh II]

http://giant.gfycat.com/VigorousSilverGeese.gif

[Bobby Martnen]

most people

Why did you change your beliefs on sex and birth control?

[Decius]

Why did you change your beliefs on sex and birth control?

Im normal and dont mind having sex before marriage. Sex is a good thing

[Bobby Martnen]

Im normal and dont mind having sex before marriage. Sex is a good thing

But what changed your mind?

[Decius]

But what changed your mind?

I realized sex was a good thing and my past views were ridiculous

[Bobby Martnen]

I realized sex was a good thing and my past views were ridiculous

Fair enough. I don't agree with you, but I still like you

[Decius]

...

Are you Asexual or something? Why do you dislike sex?

[Bobby Martnen]

Are you Asexual or something? Why do you dislike sex?

Because I think the only proper function of it is to reproduce and make babies, not just for fun.

[Decius]

...

Its for both

[Bobby Martnen]

Its for both

Let's agree to disagree

[Oneeye]

How TF do you have sex while walking? :confused:



It helps to bring a willing woman along. Though I suppose you can use anything with holes.

[Bobby Martnen]

It helps to bring a willing woman along. Though I suppose you can use anything with holes.

How TF can you walk while having sex - this is a lunacy :picard2:

[Oneeye]

How TF can you walk while having sex - this is a lunacy :picard2:


We all know you're not that obtuse.


Anyways, the video was poking fun at calisthenics. It's not about getting laid. I commend you and Ak-47's job at derailing my thread. It takes a special sort of autism to pull that off so effectively.

[Bobby Martnen]

We all know you're not that obtuse.


Anyways, the video was poking fun at calisthenics. It's not about getting laid. I commend you and Ak-47's job at derailing my thread. It takes a special sort of autism to pull that off so effectively.

We all need the clowns to make us smile...

[Oneeye]

We all need the clowns to make us smile...

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[Bobby Martnen]

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ooooh daddy

[Punheto]

I've tried Calisthenics alone, but I have no focus
and I have no friends for that, and in my neighborhood you have to take off too far to find bars.