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Eldritch
03-04-2011, 06:17 AM
Lada cars are starting to disappear from Finland’s roads; the decline is also evident also in the Finnish Lada Club’s gatherings

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Matti Mäkelä says that he has attended all but one of the Lada gatherings organised in Finland. Mäkelä has owned four Ladas in his time. The model behind him is from 1996.

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The early 1980s was still a golden age for the humble Lada in Finland. Now the cars are becoming an increasingly rare sight on our roads.

Statistics Finland confirms what anyone with half an eye can see on the Finnish roads and streets: there are not that many old Ladas about any more or on the vehicle register.

For example, of Ladas that were manufactured in the 1970s, only just over 350 are still on the register in Finland.

Of all the Ladas ever sold in Finland, around ten per cent are still in circulation.

Even the ranks of the country’s Lada Owners' Club are gradually thinning out.

Once the total membership was around one and a half thousand, now the figure is less than half of that.

Nevertheless, at Sunday’s traditional Lada gathering in Kangasala it became obvious that as an automobile and as a way of life, the doughty Lada still has strong appeal.

At least 50 Ladas were present at the annual meet of Finland’s Lada enthusiasts.

This was 48 more than in the classic 1995 sketch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3flnklGQczs) from the Finnish TV comedy programme Kummeli, which actually inspired the country’s Lada owners to set up their club.

This year marks an anniversary for the Lada fanatics. Forty years have passed since the first Lada was imported into Finland. The rest is automotive and national history.

It is perhaps time to ask what the Lada’s significance is to Finnish society.

“It was a trade vehicle and its role was significant. It was also one of the best commodities to come out of Soviet Union”, says Lada enthusiast Jussi Kulonen.

By "trade vehicle" Kulonen does not mean a car to go to the supermarket in, but he is referring to the bilateral trading between Finland and Soviet Union, of which only memories now remain.

“Finland would not have motorised so thoroughly without the Lada. It was the first car that suited the northern conditions and that anyone and everyone could afford to buy”, says Lada Club chairman Mika Suomalainen.

“For the price of a Mercedes one could buy ten Ladas. Those ten Ladas would drive you much further than one Mercedes.”

Another Lada devotee, Matti Mäkelä, who speaks with the authority warranted by having owned four Ladas, says that he has attended all but one of the Lada gatherings.

The stickers on the car window testify to this fact.

“The Lada was great on not so great roads, and even in severe frost conditions it would always start.”

With his own 1996 Lada, Mäkelä would still dare to drive to the northern town of Rovaniemi and back any day, even though the car will no longer pass the annual vehicle inspection with anything like ease.

There is some corrosion in the side-panels and over the wheels.

Ensio Paavilainen, in turn, has driven the same Lada already for thirty years.

“In its time it was the best set of wheels available. At least it was durable. Today’s Ladas no longer last as well. With my Lada I have never once been left stranded by the roadside."

After having spent an hour with the Lada enthusiasts, one cannot help but to make an observation: here people do not come to preen and show off their pimped-up cars.

The vehicles are standing quietly in the background with their flanks covered with mud and rust.

Their owners, on the other hand, have gathered together, and are grilling sausages over the fire and laughing heartily.

“We have often been criticised that we are not a proper automobile club. We concentrate on people rather than cars”, says chairman Suomalainen, with just a hint of pride in his voice.

The production of Ladas was commenced in the Soviet Union in 1970.

The first Ladas found their way into Finland in 1971.

Cheap and cheerful, they became an instant hit, though often the butt of jokes like "Lada - Car of the Year. Two years, if you're really lucky".

Lada’s golden age in Finland began in 1975, and lasted for more than ten years.

In 1977 the 4-wheel-drive Lada Niva was added to the range.

In 1978 Lada was the clear market leader in Finland. More than ten per cent of all the cars sold were Ladas.

The year 1984 saw the start of the production of the front-wheel-drive Samara (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lada_Samara).

The Samara's popularity, however, remained a far cry from that of the traditional and boxy rear-wheel-drive Lada models.

The 1991 collapse of the Soviet Union marked the start of the final countdown for Lada.

In 1992 it fell out of the top five most popular car makes in Finland.

The tide turned, and Russians began to buy Ladas back from Finland.

In 2003 the importation of Samaras ended.

In 2010 there were just fewer than 22,600 Ladas on the vehicle register in Finland.

Helsinskaja Pravda (English edition) (http://www.hs.fi/english/article/The+Lada+A+joke+that+just+rolls+on+and+on/1135264188489)

Motörhead Remember Me
03-04-2011, 12:34 PM
Lada - Scrap metal on wheels.

Don Brick
03-04-2011, 12:46 PM
Guys, I´ve gotta good one:

Why is the Lada's rear window heated?
So the hands of the people pushing it will not freeze.

:dielaughing:

Raikaswinþs
03-04-2011, 12:51 PM
my uncle was so SO proud of his Lada Niva...ahh...the good old times...trips to Somosierra, to the Picos de Urbion, to la Casuca near Reinosa...

Turkophagos
03-04-2011, 03:00 PM
The good ol' Ladas and Yugos were cars for real men, unlike the modern electronic sissy crap.


My first car:


http://www.oglasi.com/photos/yugo55.jpg

Heretik
03-04-2011, 03:13 PM
Is nothing sacred to you Finns? :(

Treffie
03-04-2011, 03:21 PM
my uncle was so SO proud of his Lada Niva...ahh...the good old times...trips to Somosierra, to the Picos de Urbion, to la Casuca near Reinosa...

Back by popular demand (http://www.fwi.co.uk/Articles/2010/07/18/122285/Lada-Niva-back-on-sale-in-UK.htm) - in the UK, anyway. :wink

ikki
03-04-2011, 04:02 PM
Why does the repair manual have 501 pages for the lada?
1 page explating that its not possible to repair it, or not worth it. 500 pages of train and bus schedules!

The Ripper
03-04-2011, 04:09 PM
Is nothing sacred to you Finns? :(

As you should be aware, we stoic, pragmatic Nordics have no need for Balkan superstitions (=religion). Did you know that Estonia is the most atheist country in the world?



;)

antonio
03-04-2011, 04:16 PM
Modern cars are just a bizarre mixture of oversized iron structures (f.e. Polos of today are bulkier than Golfs of yesterday) and electronic assistences. Nothing more than a ridiculous middle state between real cars and intelligent drive-only ones of the future. We're living in a pathetic era, that's for sure.

Zankapfel
03-04-2011, 04:19 PM
They look just like Trabants. I hate to say it, but I'm a sucker for Trabbis.

http://www.amateurarchivist.net/periferia/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/trabi_graffito__berlin7223.jpg

antonio
03-04-2011, 04:24 PM
My father had two cars worse than the Ladas depicted (Seat 600, Seat 127, both Spanish licenced Fiats) but I have the notion Trabbis was in another (abisal) league.

Motörhead Remember Me
03-04-2011, 04:26 PM
Trabant, the car which made everyone, except it's owner, smile.

Heretik
03-04-2011, 04:26 PM
As you should be aware, we stoic, pragmatic Nordics have no need for Balkan superstitions (=religion). Did you know that Estonia is the most atheist country in the world?

I have to say this to JP, he'll work something out to re-christianize them atheists! :mad: :D

Motörhead Remember Me
03-04-2011, 04:27 PM
Guys, there must be a Russian website with good Lada jokes...

Motörhead Remember Me
03-04-2011, 04:29 PM
I have to say this to JP, he'll work something out to re-christianize them atheists! :mad: :D

We Finns believe that if there was a God, he wouldn't have created Russians.

Äike
03-05-2011, 05:41 PM
A boy tells her father, "Look, that Lada is going to pass us." The father replies, "Shut up and help me push the car."

Motörhead Remember Me
03-07-2011, 07:59 AM
Another classic car joke:

-How many people fit in a Volkswagen?

-?

-104

-??

-Two Germans in the front, two Germans in the back and 100 jews in the ashtray.

Don Brick
03-07-2011, 09:08 AM
In case of a sudden nuclear winter here´s all the Lada jokes you´ll ever need. Enjoy! :thumb001:


What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill ?
A. A miracle.

Somewhere in the middle of Spain, a Lada is driving along and meets a donkey.
The donkey, never having seen a Lada before, asks:"What are you?"
The Lada: "I am a car. What are you?"
The donkey: "Hahahaha... I'm a horse..."

Man buys a Lada but after only one day of ownership returns it to the garage.
"It's no good mate, the car's no good for me" says the man
"Why not?" asks the car dealer.
"See that steep hill over there?" says the man pointing
"Well it will only get up to seventy five up there!"
"That's not bad really sir, for a Lada especially. I can't see a problem with that"
"Trouble is" said the man, " I live at ninety five!"

A man goes into a car accessory shop and say's to the assistant "Can I have a hub cap for my Lada?"
The assistant thinks for a moment and reply's "Okay, it seems a fair swop"

Did you hear about the bloke who had his Lada broken into?
The thieves put him a radio in!

Why is a lada like a woman?
Because when you put your foot down there is no response!

What do you call a Lada convertible?
A Skip.

Heard of Lada's new turbo model?
It has pedals in the backseat, too!

How do you make a Lada worth twice as much?
You fill up the gas tank.

A kid is walking down the road when a car pulls up beside him.

The window winds down and a middle aged man peers out and says "Come into the car and I'll take you for a drive."
The kid refuses and walks on.
The car follows him and pulls up again.
"C'mon" says the driver "Hop in and I'll give you a packet of Smarties".
Again the kid refuses and walks away.
The car follows him and pulls up beside him again.
The driver steps out and says,
"If you come for a drive I'll give you all the sweets you want".
The kid turns around and says
"Look Dad, you bought the bloody Lada, now you deal with it!"

How do you make a Lada disappear?
You spray it with rust remover!

Now they have made a new Lada, with two exhaust pipes.
So you can use it as a wheelbarrow at weekends.

A Lada can reach a speed of 125 mph, if it's transported on the railway!

Why do insurance companies enjoy Lada's?
They are never stolen.

Why is there light under the Lada's bonnet?
So you can fix it 24 hours a day.

There is a new 16 valve Lada.
It has 8 in the engine, and 8 in the radio.

My cousin was unemployed. Then he became a Lada salesman.
He is still unemployed, but now we understand why

Do you know what all the Lada owners are dreaming about?
Getting a ticket for speeding.

From a newspaper: To the man who stole my Lada in 20 degrees of frost.
Keep the Lada, but please tell me how you started it!

Did you know that there are only two men working in the Lada factory?
One with scissors and one with glue.

Do you know what the trip counter in the Lada says when it's passing 20,000 miles?
Game Over!

A bloke was driving up the M1 in his Lada.
Suddenly there is a pop and a bang and the Lada starts to loose speed quickly so he pulls off to the hard shoulder.
A few minutes later a Porsche pulls up in front of them and a bloke jumps out.
"Do you want a tow mate?" he says, "yes please" the Lada driver replies.
"Ok, but if I go too fast then you will have to put you're indicator on or I will lose myself!!"
So the two men set off and after about ten minutes a Ferrari pulls up alongside the Porsche and they start to race, forgetting the poor Lada behind.
Finally they take an exit to a little village and zoom past a little pub with a man standing outside it with his pint in his hand.
This bloke runs inside to his friends and blurts out;
"You'll never guess what I have just seen!
I saw a Ferrari and Porsche racing at 250 mph and a Lada indicating to overtake!!!"

What's the difference between a Lada and a golf ball?
You can drive a golf ball 200 metres.

What do you call a Lada that starts first time?
A novelty.

What do you call a Lada that overtakes you?
A mirage.

What to you call a Lada with brakes?
Customised.

Guy #1: I was lucky yesterday, I won second prize in a lottery!
Guy #2: Lucky you! What did you win?
Guy #1: A Lada
Guy #2: Oh yeah, what was the first prize?
Guy #1: A basket of assorted fruits.

Eldritch
03-12-2011, 08:43 AM
It seems it's more than just the Niva that's back in the UK.


TheLada is making a comeback. Dubbed the “Tin can on wheels” by crass people with more money than they can spend responsibly, the new version will be made by Renault. The revival brings a field day for journalists who weren’t even born the first time the car hit the roads but have heard all the jokes, and the older ones who can pull out their Soviet era clichés like dirty uncles dragging a box of crinkly porn magazines from under the bed.

http://thecrosshead.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/lada1.jpg?w=500&h=121

http://ladaniva.co.uk/baxter/resources/images/J2.jpg

Motörhead Remember Me
03-13-2011, 08:55 AM
The Niva is actually a great off roader... It get's through where more fancier 4x4's get stuck.

Max
03-13-2011, 09:44 AM
O man a Lada brings back some good memories. An ugly little contraption but its also the only car Ive seen that can be buried under snow for months and still run after it thaws. Plus if you have 5 people you can pretty much carry that thing!

This Lada commercial is absolutely priceless!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0Hj25WEhis

Motörhead Remember Me
03-14-2011, 08:58 AM
I read from Wiki that the Niva was actually the forefather of what later became the crossover cars known as SUV's.

Motörhead Remember Me
03-14-2011, 09:01 AM
O man a Lada brings back some good memories. An ugly little contraption but its also the only car Ive seen that can be buried under snow for months and still run after it thaws. Plus if you have 5 people you can pretty much carry that thing!

This Lada commercial is absolutely priceless!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0Hj25WEhis

With the risk of turning this into a tribute to the Lada, it must be acknowledged that it's possibly the only car which will start at -40'C and drive through water completely submerged (with minor modifications).

Max
03-14-2011, 09:45 AM
It will always hold a special place in my heart. Love your ugly little Ladas.They don't run if you hate them:D Its like they can feel it or something...

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