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Larali
06-09-2018, 04:05 PM
Just for fun. Let us guess the orange buffoon's ancestral profile.

Here's my whack at it:

British and Irish: 5% for his Scottish golf course
French and German: 60% for all the NeoNazies has has inspired to action
Scandinavian: 13% for his pale ass face that he dyes orange
Balkan: 4% because he can use Twitter
Iberian: 1% for his daily naps
Eastern European: 6% from screwing Melania, but the number is dwindling
Finnish: None because he hasn't FINNISHED the wall yet and probably won't (HAHA)
Broadly Northwestern European: 5%. It shows in his broad belly
Broadly Southern European: 5%. This part shows up in the broads he regularly harasses
East Asian/Native American: None, because America was not great until he showed up on the scene
Broadly Asian: 1% for his wet dreams about raping Kim Jong Un

Taiguaitiaoghyrmmumin
06-09-2018, 05:53 PM
50% tropicana pasturized oranges, 25 % british and 25 german/scottish.

StonyArabia
06-09-2018, 05:56 PM
Trump the idiot is probably like this
50% British/Irish
50% German

Joso
06-09-2018, 07:25 PM
99% orange, 1% human