For women: Fannying Around

[Loki]

Saw in the Metro:

www.fanniesrule.com

[Sabinae]

LOL, wthell???

[Talvi]

pussy party tricks?

Does anyone know any?

[lei.talk]

http://www.myaircannons.com/Graphics/Ping%20Pong%20Ball%20Gun%20Main.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_lubricant#Some_personal_lubricants)
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[Heimmacht]

WHY!!!???

[Blossom]

:rotfl:

Oh my....hahaha. Witch meetings!


Learn how to ride the broom. :lol:

[Svanhild]

Truth be told, I think this effing site is a hoax. It's just too odd to be true. The site creator says she's Sarah but she writes sentences like "...Well whoever you are and whatever your story, as long as you have a hole in your front bottom, you are very welcome to attend Fannying Around." or "Every time I tried to insert anything into my fanny be it a finger, tampon, cock or courgette, I started to panic."

Sorry, but no sane woman would write something of that ilk. I'd imagine that the site creator is just a lonely, goddamn perv with some strange humour, waiting for some naive female activity in his forum to come.

[Breedingvariety]

The site creator says she's Sarah but she writes sentences like "...Well whoever you are and whatever your story, as long as you have a hole in your front bottom, you are very welcome to attend Fannying Around." or "Every time I tried to insert anything into my fanny be it a finger, tampon, cock or courgette, I started to panic."

I'd imagine that the site creator is just a lonely, goddamn perv with some strange humour,
Now that you said it, it is funny:laugh:, or should I say fanny?:laugh:

[Himera]

Truth be told, I think this effing site is a hoax. It's just too odd to be true. The site creator says she's Sarah but she writes sentences like "...Well whoever you are and whatever your story, as long as you have a hole in your front bottom, you are very welcome to attend Fannying Around." or "Every time I tried to insert anything into my fanny be it a finger, tampon, cock or courgette, I started to panic."

Sorry, but no sane woman would write something of that ilk. I'd imagine that the site creator is just a lonely, goddamn perv with some strange humour, waiting for some naive female activity in his forum to come.

There can be some epidemic disease or natural catastrophe because I gree with you once...

[Treffie]

http://www.myaircannons.com/Graphics/Ping%20Pong%20Ball%20Gun%20Main.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_lubricant#Some_personal_lubricants)

Reminds me of Sticky Vicky (http://www.notesfromspain.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1375) :p

[Heimmacht]

Truth be told, I think this effing site is a hoax. It's just too odd to be true. The site creator says she's Sarah but she writes sentences like "...Well whoever you are and whatever your story, as long as you have a hole in your front bottom, you are very welcome to attend Fannying Around." or "Every time I tried to insert anything into my fanny be it a finger, tampon, cock or courgette, I started to panic."

Sorry, but no sane woman would write something of that ilk. I'd imagine that the site creator is just a lonely, goddamn perv with some strange humour, waiting for some naive female activity in his forum to come.

Hearye hearye!

No sane woman would describe her body like that.

[Germanicus]

Reminds me of Sticky Vicky (http://www.notesfromspain.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1375) :p

I can stand up and say that i have seen Sticky Vicky live at Benidorm, she did her magic show on Tuesday, and the sex show on the Thursday.:) :) :)
(When she pulled a christmas tree with the lights on it flashing out of her fanny you knew it was Magic!)

It was around 1986-87 when i saw her, she was in her prime back then.

[Germanicus]

Reminds me of Sticky Vicky (http://www.notesfromspain.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1375) :p

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKz5Zc5p9q8&feature=related YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

[Wyn]

Wait, Sticky Vicky is a real entertainer and not just a character?

I could fucking chunder.

[Loki]

pussy party tricks?

Does anyone know any?

Yep, plus a few recently acquired ones.

[Germanicus]

Wait, Sticky Vicky is a real entertainer and not just a character?

I could fucking chunder.


Back in the 80s she did a sex show: my friends and i all sat down near the dance floor, we got the bottled beer down us and waited for the show to start.
Out she came, she went over to a stainless steel machine, she opened an aluminium box with dildos in it, she casually screwed them on to the threads on the machine, when she had finished all of them she liberally coated each one with lubricant.
The lights went down, then there was a sound of a small compressor being started, the lights went back up and the show started, the music was loud and she did dancing at first.
She moved onto the machine, flicked a switch and all the 7-8 dildos were going backwards and forwards.... you can use your imagination to what happened next in the show... it was funny, until she started to impale herself on the dildos, the audience still had children with them to watch the show, that is until the said impaling. :):):):):):)

[Svanhild]

Germanicus could be my dad or grandfather, and he's talking about dozens of dildos and small compressors....that comes blunt and unexpected! :D He's an outspoken one, that's cool but often a bit amazing.

[Germanicus]

Germanicus could be my dad or grandfather, and he's talking about dozens of dildos and small compressors....that's so wrong! :D


Ah but you are wrong Svanhild, in the 80s i was in my 20s and i was young and i enjoyed life to the hilt...i was lucky, some men do not even leave their home towns? :)

[Heimmacht]

Back in the 80s she did a sex show: my friends and i all sat down near the dance floor, we got the bottled beer down us and waited for the show to start.
Out she came, she went over to a stainless steel machine, she opened an aluminium box with dildos in it, she casually screwed them on to the threads on the machine, when she had finished all of them she liberally coated each one with lubricant.
The lights went down, then there was a sound of a small compressor being started, the lights went back up and the show started, the music was loud and she did dancing at first.
She moved onto the machine, flicked a switch and all the 7-8 dildos were going backwards and forwards.... you can use your imagination to what happened next in the show... it was funny, until she started to impale herself on the dildos, the audience still had children with them to watch the show, that is until the said impaling. :):):):):):)

Reminds me a bit of rockbitch..

[Treffie]

Germanicus could be my dad or grandfather, and he's talking about dozens of dildos and small compressors....that comes blunt and unexpected! :D He's an outspoken one, that's cool but often a bit amazing.

Most of Sticky Vicky's audience happen to be pensioners :D

[Germanicus]

Most of Sticky Vicky's audience happen to be pensioners :D

Now young man....you don't want me using the famous C-word on you again?? :)