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zhaoyun
05-07-2014, 09:24 PM
Who do you think is the funniest TA member. And by that I mean those who are advertently funny, not just being a joke due to their existence?

There are many here, but I've been entertained by these guys the most.

Dombra - Master troll, ridiculous commentary
Rudel - Ridiculous comedian at heart
McCauley - Funny and trollish at times
Longbowman - Sarcastic and witty
Herr Hesselink - I'm convinced he is a troll, at least I cannot fathom anybody that insane
ClassifyMyTits - Probably the funniest female member, sharp as a tack

I might add more later

Elsa
05-07-2014, 09:26 PM
CrystalMaiden deserves a place, but sadly she has left.

cally
05-07-2014, 09:29 PM
Kastrioti, hellenas, McCauley , oldwayguy, hurrem sultana, Gorštak, methusalem, waadad

no one else really

ALSh
05-07-2014, 09:33 PM
Kurt ( Drawing-Live )

armenianbodyhair
05-07-2014, 09:34 PM
CrystalMaiden deserves a place, but sadly she has left.

Yes. She was hilarious.

Dombra
05-07-2014, 09:37 PM
At the moment Illyrian warrior, McCauley, Longbowman, Ultra and yourself, zhaoyun :)

Methusalem receives a posthumous place too!

ChocolateFace
05-07-2014, 09:38 PM
Neanderthal,Dralos,Kastrioti1443,Kurt,Frank Grimes,Dr.Funky(banned),Equlilibrium,Gregorus,domb ra,solin,inird,don arb,MrSwan,pecheneg,some other turks are the funniest members.

Alessio
05-07-2014, 09:46 PM
Mr Swan with the micropenis behind camera story made me laugh !

Veneda
05-07-2014, 09:53 PM
Sultan S. http://www.buddy-icons.info/img/smile/1423.gif

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/image.php?u=4774&dateline=1369925122

zhaoyun
05-07-2014, 10:14 PM
Ultra is pretty funny too. Also Caismeachd, though Im not sure if he is trolling or serious.

oh-nahhh
05-07-2014, 10:18 PM
I tried Stand-up Comedy for a while, but I was the worst I was worse than fucking Louis CK.

Loki
05-07-2014, 10:34 PM
Kurt ( Drawing-Live )

Yep, he gets my vote :thumb001:

Solin, Dombra, Trun, Lawspeaker (unintentionally :P ) as well as several others. :)

Also
05-07-2014, 10:36 PM
Kurt with his "Should Europe become muslim?" :lol00001::lol00001::lol00001:

Now, seriously, I think Rudel and russiaprussia with their nationalistic jokes.

Loki
05-07-2014, 10:40 PM
Petros Houhoulis should not be forgotten.

wvwvw
05-07-2014, 10:55 PM
who? :icon_ask:

:gossip:

SvenDC :old: :cam:

Elsa
05-07-2014, 11:03 PM
We can't leave out dasr either. :P

Not a Cop
05-07-2014, 11:09 PM
Kurt with his "Should Europe become muslim?" :lol00001::lol00001::lol00001:

Now, seriously, I think Rudel and russiaprussia with their nationalistic jokes.

Rudel is actually witty, while RP is a bit another.

Neanderthal and Melonhead are also extremly good.

Neanderthal
05-08-2014, 02:54 AM
Frank Grimes made me laugh many times. Hard to explain, it appears as if some of his post were angry rants against subjects, but at the same time were so coherent and articulate that made them comedy material.

Dr. Funky had it's moments too. Even if he overdo the Alpignid material it made many people get pissed and there was the comedy.

Mordid and Malta are also very funny, but they don't post in the forum much anymore, but I laugh all the time with the stuff they pull off in Facebook.

Pechenec and some of Hassad's trolls were also pure gold.

Melonhead, Equilibrium, decimated, McCauley, etc are also funny.

The funniest I think it was an Indian guy who had a web page about facts of life, where he stated that Christopher Columbus was British and invented fire and potato. Also he stated somewhere that elephants in India were terrified of chili (?) because chili has actually a million worms inside (?) I don't know if he was trolling or completely mad, but he was pretty funny.

Also, many mr.swan quotes have had me laughing long time :lol:

McCauley
05-08-2014, 03:07 AM
At the moment Illyrian warrior, McCauley, Longbowman, Ultra and yourself, zhaoyun :)

Methusalem receives a posthumous place too!

I wish dr funky still posted here man. This place hasnt gotten me off the same way without that classic znzn vs. frank grimes shitshows

MINARDOWICZ
05-08-2014, 03:09 AM
Mrswan/Bruce Lee... the guy cracks me up when he makes videos. ESP the one he did for that 'Merica song! LOL!

McCauley
05-08-2014, 03:15 AM
Frank Grimes made me laugh many times. Hard to explain, it appears as if some of his post were angry rants against subjects, but at the same time were so coherent and articulate that made them comedy material.

Dr. Funky had it's moments too. Even if he overdo the Alpignid material it made many people get pissed and there was the comedy.

Mordid and Malta are also very funny, but they don't post in the forum much anymore, but I laugh all the time with the stuff they pull off in Facebook.

Pechenec and some of Hassad's trolls were also pure gold.

Melonhead, Equilibrium, decimated, McCauley, etc are also funny.

The funniest I think it was an Indian guy who had a web page about facts of life, where he stated that Christopher Columbus was British and invented fire and potato. Also he stated somewhere that elephants in India were terrified of chili (?) because chili has actually a million worms inside (?) I don't know if he was trolling or completely mad, but he was pretty funny.

Also, many mr.swan quotes have had me laughing long time :lol:

Hassad is impressive how he takes on the role of his sockpuppets. It's like he actually does research and shit so that the ruse is as believable as it can be.

But he kept messing up when he let himself get provoked by Methusalem and started posting those fucked up pictures of starving Somalians.

OldWayGuy
05-08-2014, 03:20 AM
The alpines war was amazing something between fun and madness

Mortimer
05-08-2014, 03:27 AM
classifymytits and methusalem are geniuses

Neanderthal
05-08-2014, 03:28 AM
Hassad is impressive how he takes on the role of his sockpuppets. It's like he actually does research and shit so that the ruse is as believable as it can be.

But he kept messing up when he let himself get provoked by Methusalem and started posting those fucked up pictures of starving Somalians.

He made a rabbi troll on another forum once. He was so good some Jewish users thought he was actually a rabbi until he lost it :rotfl:

Neanderthal
05-08-2014, 03:29 AM
Forgot Dexter Morgan. But he is more like me, in the sense he makes jokes that make him laugh and he don't care about others. Very ruthless and twisted humor, but I like it ;)

Siberian Cold Breeze
05-08-2014, 03:50 AM
Yaroslav

Armando Esteban Quito
05-08-2014, 04:06 AM
Hassad gets my vote for sure.

Drawing-slim
05-08-2014, 04:10 AM
Solin being a hard core troll yet being a nice guy yet again his new signature and personality overall, earns the funny man.

Russiaprussia's reality on the world including his pleasantly funny avatars gives the impression that this dude leads a chill stress free zone lifestyle created all by him, funny.

Guapo is super funny to me when his personality unintentionally comes to surface, or so it seems. childlike at heart. He keeps trolling so severely then suddenly he reports posts that are nowhere near as offensive or trollish in nature. And comes back with a serious face: "you been reported albonigger! :laugh:

Novi Pazzar is a class of its own.

ChocolateFace
05-08-2014, 04:30 AM
I forgot about Mcauley.

Rudel
05-08-2014, 04:54 AM
I vote for Hassad, he's pure gold.



Rudel - Ridiculous comedian at heart
The only people who get my humour, based off jingoistic nationalism, obscure historical references, right-wing decorum and the fact that people think I'm joking when I'm extremely serious (or the reverse), are usually like-minded people.

You sir are a fascist.

Dictator
05-08-2014, 04:55 AM
Herr Hesselink.

The Illyrian Warrior
05-08-2014, 05:13 AM
Methusalem, Dombra, McCaley, Proctor, Oneeye, some Albo members in specif Kastrioti rants are pure cracking stuffs some fucked up but still..., from Bulgarians Trun gets my vote, and many more I can't of right now. :)

Awebo
05-08-2014, 05:25 AM
classifymypits

Loki
05-08-2014, 09:13 AM
Shkembe Chorba is very funny (unlesss he tries to be serious as in anti-Russian threads).

Raven_
05-08-2014, 09:21 AM
my facial expression when I read posts of people mentioned here (except several):

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/429924_360512757304986_396534991_n.jpg


No, I'm not even laughing inside. I guess I'm too eastern to understand these supposedly funny posts.

Drawing-slim
05-08-2014, 10:56 AM
INird has a really good brand of humor I like.
Takes a very smart fella to insult any region of Albania amongst Albanians, and not only get way with it, but he manages to be most likable by all as well.

Kalimtari
05-08-2014, 11:11 AM
I tried Stand-up Comedy for a while, but I was the worst I was worse than fucking Louis CK.

huh?!

King Claus
05-09-2014, 01:21 AM
I think that anglojew deserves a honorable mention in this thread.

Pjeter Pan
05-09-2014, 01:28 AM
I nominated myself

Longbowman
05-09-2014, 11:40 AM
I don't need your approval to know how funny I am.

morski
05-09-2014, 12:01 PM
Aces High and Osweo, best sense of humour this forum has ever seen. Still laughing occasionally at IM stalking the Greek meeting.:laugh: Too bad they're not around anymore.

Han Cholo
05-09-2014, 03:42 PM
Hassad is impressive how he takes on the role of his sockpuppets. It's like he actually does research and shit so that the ruse is as believable as it can be.

But he kept messing up when he let himself get provoked by Methusalem and started posting those fucked up pictures of starving Somalians.

If a white person like me :naughty: posts pics of dead niggers, it's "racist" and "messed up", but if Methusalem posts mutilated peoples, it's "funny" and "cultural differences"! Fuck reverse racism bro! :cussing :taz:

oh-nahhh
05-09-2014, 09:36 PM
huh?!Are you one of those hecklers?

I never learned how to handle them.

zhaoyun
06-28-2014, 10:27 PM
Bumping this thread.

DANISHMEND

His Kastrioti comics has earned him legendary status on this thread. :thumb001:

Diërker
06-28-2014, 10:28 PM
I'm pretty funny

Xanthias
06-28-2014, 10:39 PM
Longbowman with his british humor, always makes me laugh sometimes when I read his posts.

edit: am I not also in this thread ?

1stLightHorse
06-28-2014, 10:50 PM
Kastrioti wins.

McCauley.

Jim Crow.

TheWogWhisperer.

DrFunky and Wadaad are pretty funny too.

arcticwolf
06-28-2014, 10:56 PM
Yaroslav hands down. I miss Mary, she is superb! The importance of male on female anal - thread will go to history books. lol
Aces High, classic, miss that dude.


ButlerKing is awesome. Desi is good. Solin of course. Dombra is a sneaky mong! Mordid was good. Guapo, Kurt.

Zhaoyun, is still a newb but has potential, see him rising to the top, when he grows up! :laugh:

Virtuous
06-28-2014, 10:59 PM
Frank Grimes made me laugh many times. Hard to explain, it appears as if some of his post were angry rants against subjects, but at the same time were so coherent and articulate that made them comedy material.

Dr. Funky had it's moments too. Even if he overdo the Alpignid material it made many people get pissed and there was the comedy.

Mordid and Malta are also very funny, but they don't post in the forum much anymore, but I laugh all the time with the stuff they pull off in Facebook.

Pechenec and some of Hassad's trolls were also pure gold.

Melonhead, Equilibrium, decimated, McCauley, etc are also funny.

The funniest I think it was an Indian guy who had a web page about facts of life, where he stated that Christopher Columbus was British and invented fire and potato. Also he stated somewhere that elephants in India were terrified of chili (?) because chili has actually a million worms inside (?) I don't know if he was trolling or completely mad, but he was pretty funny.

Also, many mr.swan quotes have had me laughing long time :lol:

We have grown out of it I'm afraid.

Obscene
07-20-2014, 05:46 PM
Hierarchalist was very funny & sarcastic.

cocoNN
07-20-2014, 05:47 PM
Stears! :notworth:

arcticwolf
07-20-2014, 05:51 PM
Stears! :notworth:

Definitely. The man is a legend, and not only in his own mind!

Hello ugly members! :thumb001:

Astronaut
07-20-2014, 05:58 PM
TheMurican...quite a funny guy

Ianus
07-20-2014, 06:09 PM
No one in particular

Bobby Martnen
02-23-2018, 07:18 AM
Grab the Gauge RIP

Tauromachos
02-23-2018, 07:23 AM
catgeorge,ThanasDjango are two more that come to my mind

Bosniensis
02-23-2018, 07:39 AM
Dick, Thanas Django, Laberia /labdog the endless anger/

Some say that Laberia was so angry that he could not say "good day" without insulting someone.

Some say that Satan was a spawn of Laberia.

funny little albo dude.

Tauromachos
02-23-2018, 07:43 AM
Some say that Laberia was so angry that he could not say "good day" without insulting someone.

Some say that Satan was a spawn of Laberia.

funny little albo dude.

Nah thats to much hype about this idiot.

I would rather say Laberia was spawned by a fart of Gandalf

Kukushka
09-09-2018, 05:26 PM
Tbh I feel many members lack humour/sarcasm and are angry or serious all the time.
Still, some may be unconsciously funny...

İrle
09-09-2018, 05:28 PM
Kukushka. She is the sexiest, funniest, most intelligent member.

Teutone
09-09-2018, 05:29 PM
Thanas, Dick, Gründig and unwillingly Richmond and Bosniensis

Rædwald
09-09-2018, 05:31 PM
D I C K

gıulıoımpa
09-09-2018, 05:32 PM
Sometimes i really can't tell if someone is serious or is joking.

And that happens also in real Life with physical people go figure on an internet forum.

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Tommie
09-09-2018, 05:34 PM
D I C K
+1

Kukushka
09-09-2018, 05:35 PM
Kukushka. She is the sexiest, funniest, most intelligent member.

Well its not like the competition is too hard ;)

Chaos One
09-09-2018, 05:36 PM
Dick

Insuperable
09-09-2018, 05:43 PM
Profileid and Dick come to mind.

Impaler
09-09-2018, 05:49 PM
Dick.

Magnolia
09-09-2018, 06:01 PM
It is not that easy for non-native English speakers to get a joke or an exaggeration, no need to mention to formulate a joke in a comprehensible manner.
Internet communication is always limited (no body language, no facial expression, no "tone of voice") here it is limited even more.

That's why people mentioned in this thread are mostly native English speakers.

TheMaestro
09-09-2018, 06:08 PM
I am new, I don't know, my friends.

♥ Lily ♥
09-09-2018, 06:09 PM
Dick.

Latinus
09-09-2018, 06:14 PM
Dick, Jolsonaro, Bobby...

Dukagjini
09-09-2018, 06:24 PM
hard to tell becuz here you dont know whether someone is joking, trolling, etc..

Marinus
09-09-2018, 06:28 PM
Bobby and Dick.

Ruggery
09-09-2018, 06:32 PM
Bobby, Dick and little Jolsonaro. ;)

Dandelion
09-09-2018, 06:33 PM
Tbh I feel many members lack humour/sarcasm and are angry or serious all the time.
Still, some may be unconsciously funny...

Some are the funniest when upset in fact. Serious and funny, it can coexist. lol

Kaspias
09-09-2018, 06:45 PM
Mortimer

Rumata
09-09-2018, 06:53 PM
ЛыSSый. The banned member.

Jackson78
09-09-2018, 06:56 PM
DICK

Lauχum
09-09-2018, 07:02 PM
Jolsonaro

Kivan
09-20-2018, 08:05 PM
Porn Master and Krivich

RIP

TheMaestro
09-20-2018, 08:06 PM
Lissiy and I used to laugh at Mortimer's classification videos XD

İrle
09-20-2018, 08:10 PM
Georgia.

brennus dux gallorum
09-20-2018, 08:14 PM
give us back ЛыSSый

magyar_lány
09-20-2018, 08:24 PM
DICK and Jolsonaro.

Bornoz
09-20-2018, 08:26 PM
It was Porn Master before, not it's Dick

Hadouken
09-20-2018, 08:27 PM
Dick and Maintenance

frankhammer
09-20-2018, 08:27 PM
Danielion

Tauromachos
09-20-2018, 08:28 PM
Kukushka

Gjultekin,Lavrentis,Brennus dux Gallorum

Meerkat
09-20-2018, 08:31 PM
Bobby Martnen and Mortimer.

Tauromachos
09-20-2018, 08:32 PM
Bobby Martnen and Mortimer.

Mortimer yes

Bobby Martnen nope

Imo

Congolese Rice
09-20-2018, 08:33 PM
GreenTheViper and Wadaad were 2 funny ass mofo's, Kukushka is also fairly funny.

the rest, idk really.

brennus dux gallorum
09-20-2018, 08:34 PM
Kukushka

Gjultekin,Lavrentis,Brennus dux Gallorum

https://perikinder.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/attention.jpg
Ok, you have my attention:D

Joso
09-20-2018, 08:36 PM
Hadouken, Bobby Martnen, Profileid, Dick, Eggyolk, Algren, Teutone and some others

Joso
09-20-2018, 08:37 PM
Sometimes i really can't tell if someone is serious or is joking.

And that happens also in real Life with physical people go figure on an internet forum.

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Myabe you have autism

Lafaur
09-20-2018, 08:38 PM
My ego won't allow me to admit that someone else is funny or witty

Tauromachos
09-20-2018, 08:39 PM
https://perikinder.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/attention.jpg
Ok, you have my attention:D


This is why i think you are funny^ :lol:
:thumb001:

gıulıoımpa
09-20-2018, 08:41 PM
Myabe you have autismI appreciate more dad joke humour and word related jokes rather than pure sarcasm that i find a bit insipid at times.

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Joso
09-20-2018, 08:41 PM
It is not that easy for non-native English speakers to get a joke or an exaggeration, no need to mention to formulate a joke in a comprehensible manner.
Internet communication is always limited (no body language, no facial expression, no "tone of voice") here it is limited even more.

That's why people mentioned in this thread are mostly native English speakers.

Yes, also slangs and expressions are essential to be funny and most non-native English speakers don't know that,
Fortunately i will spent one year in an American ghetto and soon i will came back to TA a lot funnier

Joso
09-20-2018, 08:43 PM
Hadouken, Bobby Martnen, Profileid, Dick, Eggyolk, Algren, Teutone and some others

Also IncelSlayer, Mary, Finnish Swede, FilhoV, AGUÍA and Richmondbread

Tauromachos
09-20-2018, 08:43 PM
Yes, also slangs and expression are essential to be funny and most non-native English speakers don't know that,
Fortunately i will spent one year in an American ghetto and soon i will came back to TA a lot funnier

Go ahead

Would be cool if you can take Mortimer with you

Joso
09-20-2018, 08:45 PM
Go ahead, sorry

Would be cool if you can take Mortimer with you

Is it you on you signature? So hot, bro, you almost looks atractive like me but my level of handsomeness in unreachable, sorry

Congolese Rice
09-20-2018, 08:49 PM
Is it you on you signature? So hot, bro, you almost looks atractive like me but my level of handsomeness in unreachable, sorry

if thats him in his signature i pray to god i never said a bad word to this man in my life XD his biceps alone are the size of my head

Tauromachos
09-20-2018, 08:50 PM
Is it you on you signature? So hot, bro, you almost looks atractive like me but my level of handsomeness in unreachable, sorry

Unfortunatly its not me but some Random Greek dude from the web

Congolese Rice
09-20-2018, 08:50 PM
Unfortunatly its not me but some Random Greek dude from the web

XDD thank da lawd.

Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas
09-20-2018, 08:51 PM
Very few members can be genuinely funny and have the common sense and timing to be funny when it is suited. A lot of the so called hilarious members like Bobby and Jolsonaro - not to mention a few others - are actually pretty dull, insipid and flood the forum with nonsense posts and threads.

Wrong
09-20-2018, 08:53 PM
All have their qualities of their own. Some are funnier than others.

tekken999
09-20-2018, 08:53 PM
CV by far

Joso
09-20-2018, 08:54 PM
Very few members can be genuinely funny and have the common sense and timing to be funny when it is suited. A lot of the so called hilarious members like Bobby and Jolsonaro - not to mention a few others - are actually pretty dull, insipid and flood the forum with nonsense posts and threads.

You said that because of my comment on the Metal Thread but i like you, no matter what

Congolese Rice
09-20-2018, 08:55 PM
Very few members can be genuinely funny and have the common sense and timing to be funny when it is suited. A lot of the so called hilarious members like Bobby and Jolsonaro - not to mention a few others - are actually pretty dull, insipid and flood the forum with nonsense posts and threads.

i feel addressed and assaulted by this post.


i am calling the police

https://theundefeated.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/screen-shot-2018-05-15-at-9-21-05-am.jpg?quality=70&strip=info&w=700&ssl=1

Tauromachos
09-20-2018, 08:55 PM
XDD thank da lawd.

Don't thank to early

I'm muscular too but not that much as him

My face is a bit more Gracile

In terms of muscles i'm on the same level with Viriato

Joso
09-20-2018, 08:56 PM
Tbh I feel many members lack humour/sarcasm and are angry or serious all the time.
Still, some may be unconsciously funny...

You should make a poll

Philo
09-20-2018, 08:57 PM
CV by far

Unintentionally funny.

Congolese Rice
09-20-2018, 09:01 PM
Don't thank to early

I'm muscular too but not that much as him

My face is a bit more Gracile

In terms of muscles i'm on the same level with Viriato

god fucking dammit.

look at my fragile little negro build


https://i.imgur.com/wVO5LyY.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/OOBTlg7.jpg


i really need to start going to the gym.. Im naturally quite strong but i stand no chance against a Viriato looking ass nigga, thats too much for me XD Max i will do is give him a combo breaker and run the fuck away like a ethiopian on crack

Tauromachos
09-20-2018, 09:02 PM
Very few members can be genuinely funny and have the common sense and timing to be funny when it is suited. A lot of the so called hilarious members like Bobby and Jolsonaro - not to mention a few others - are actually pretty dull, insipid and flood the forum with nonsense posts and threads.

Jolsonaro is funny

Bobby Martnen not

Just my opinion

tekken999
09-20-2018, 09:04 PM
Unintentionally funny.

Exactly

Tauromachos
09-20-2018, 09:04 PM
god fucking dammit.

look at my fragile little negro build


https://i.imgur.com/wVO5LyY.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/OOBTlg7.jpg


i really need to start going to the gym.. Im naturally quite strong but i stand no chance against a Viriato looking ass nigga, thats too much for me XD Max i will do is give him a combo breaker and run the fuck away like a ethiopian on crack


Nah for your age you are ok

You have still time to improve

If you train more you would look like one of these Brazilian BJJ Wrestlers

bensonhedge
09-20-2018, 09:05 PM
Hadouken, Bobby Martnen, Profileid, Dick, Eggyolk, Algren, Teutone and some others

none of these characters would last a minute at any comedy club or improv in the USA. they'd be booed off stage in a New York minute

also, what do you think of Russell Peters (famous Indian American comedian in the states) making fun of Mexicans?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1XAjeEVnv0

Congolese Rice
09-20-2018, 09:06 PM
Nah for your age you are ok

You have still time to improve

If you train more you would look like one of these Brazilian BJJ Wrestlers

One of my mates said something like that too XD i do have naturally broad shoulders and the ability to get a perfect V shape if i train. but also the problem is, i inherited Caribbean Lazyness. Working out is not in my genes XD

Joso
09-20-2018, 09:08 PM
none of these characters would last a minute at any comedy club or improv in the USA. they'd be booed off stage in a New York minute

also, what do you think of Russell Peters (famous Indian American comedian in the states) making fun of Mexicans?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1XAjeEVnv0

OMG how i forgot you, Fractal? :D

ÁGUIA
09-20-2018, 09:09 PM
Very few members can be genuinely funny and have the common sense and timing to be funny when it is suited. A lot of the so called hilarious members like Bobby and Jolsonaro - not to mention a few others - are actually pretty dull, insipid and flood the forum with nonsense posts and threads.

That is actually a pertinent observation, very few are authentically funny and intelligent/refined about it. From those I remember, Danishmend (a banned member) was perhaps the funniest one. Well never read much from him, but this (https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?188384-TA-Cartoons-Comics-Danishmend-s-Archive) is more than enough for me.
But what can I say? for now the author of "senõr tiraflechas" is making me laugh from time to time.

Joso
09-20-2018, 09:17 PM
That is actually a pertinent observation, very few are authentically funny and intelligent/refined about it. From those I remember, Danishmend (a banned member) was perhaps the funniest one. Well never read much from him, but this (https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?188384-TA-Cartoons-Comics-Danishmend-s-Archive) is more than enough for me.
But what can I say? for now the author of "senõr tiraflechas" is making me laugh from time to time.

100% agreed

bensonhedge
09-20-2018, 09:17 PM
OMG how i forgot you, Fractal? :D

hola senor como estas.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMM0qIizaPI

Joso
09-20-2018, 09:19 PM
hola senor como estas.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMM0qIizaPI

हाय! मैं अच्छा हूँ, और तुम? तुम कैसे हो?

Georgia
09-20-2018, 09:30 PM
Porn Master and Krivich

RIP
Krivich is here posing as a Swedish schoolboy.

Joso
09-20-2018, 09:32 PM
Krivich is here posing as a Swedish schoolboy.

Krivich is Thorfinn

Mingle
09-20-2018, 09:33 PM
OMG how i forgot you, Fractal? :D

Because Fractal isn't funny. He's just a boring cringey troll.

bensonhedge
09-20-2018, 09:39 PM
Because Fractal isn't funny. He's just a boring cringey troll.

You're an Afghan, enough said.

Dick
09-21-2018, 12:37 AM
A lot of people here are funny.

KMack
09-21-2018, 12:40 AM
Dick when he chimes in.

KMack
09-21-2018, 12:41 AM
You're an Afghan, enough said.

Someone got banned again. lol

nautilus
09-21-2018, 12:44 AM
Someone got banned again. lol

Dont you have to pick up your son from his Starbucks shift?

I'd like one grande iced cold brew please!

KMack
09-21-2018, 12:53 AM
Dont you have to pick up your son from his Starbucks shift?

I'd like one grande iced cold brew please!

And just like that Ross/Fractal is back. I was wondering if I take a poop does you caste wipe my ass?

nautilus
09-21-2018, 12:58 AM
And just like that Ross/Fractal is back. I was wondering if I take a poop does you caste wipe my ass?

lame and repetitive.

What do you think is more realistic and has a higher probability of being true...

1. Me shitting in the streets of Saratoga, California (where I was born and raised),

2. or you having a son who works at Starbucks?

Given that almost all Starbucks employees I see are White dipshits or Latinos (Blacks too), I'd say the second.

KMack
09-21-2018, 01:06 AM
lame and repetitive.

What do you think is more realistic and has a higher probability of being true...

Me shitting in the streets of Saratoga, California (where I was born and raised), or you having a son who works at Starbucks?

Given that almost all Starbucks employees I see are White dipshits or Latinos (Blacks too), I'd say the second.

I don't go to starbucks and would encourage anyone's son to cut grass, do physical labor, as a part time gig before doing a starbucks gig.
How do you phuckers bring in all these Indians, who are not relatives, and work them like dogs at Liquor and Quckie marts. I know you lie on those applications.

nautilus
09-21-2018, 01:13 AM
I don't go to starbucks and would encourage anyone's son to cut grass, do physical labor, as a part time gig before doing a starbucks gig.
How do you phuckers bring in all these Indians, who are not relatives, and work them like dogs at Liquor and Quckie marts. I know you lie on those applications.

The four subways in town are owned by Indians, and his employees are several Mexicans, several Indians from South India on student visas, and one Russian girl (also on a student visa).

nautilus
09-21-2018, 01:27 AM
I don't go to starbucks and would encourage anyone's son to cut grass, do physical labor, as a part time gig before doing a starbucks gig.
How do you phuckers bring in all these Indians, who are not relatives, and work them like dogs at Liquor and Quckie marts. I know you lie on those applications.


https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1499317530931.png

nautilus
09-21-2018, 01:53 AM
I don't go to starbucks and would encourage anyone's son to cut grass, do physical labor, as a part time gig before doing a starbucks gig.
How do you phuckers bring in all these Indians, who are not relatives, and work them like dogs at Liquor and Quckie marts. I know you lie on those applications.

Why don't you ask all the Americans employed by Indian owned software companies in California and Austin Texas. they sure don't complain.

Why dn't you ask all the Americans and beaners and iranians and gooks employed by Indian owned businesses such as hotels, restaurants, and whatever else. They sure don't complain.

MEDACHE
09-21-2018, 02:31 AM
hadouken when his enraged with owd while the pain of his clamped nipples pushes him to breaking point driving him to commit racially charged drive-bys against indians

Bobby Martnen
09-26-2018, 06:50 AM
Mortimer yes

Bobby Martnen nope

Imo

Why am I not funny to you?

Bobby Martnen
09-26-2018, 06:52 AM
Very few members can be genuinely funny and have the common sense and timing to be funny when it is suited. A lot of the so called hilarious members like Bobby and Jolsonaro - not to mention a few others - are actually pretty dull, insipid and flood the forum with nonsense posts and threads.

Chupe meu pênis mole

Bobby Martnen
09-26-2018, 06:55 AM
none of these characters would last a minute at any comedy club or improv in the USA. they'd be booed off stage in a New York minute

also, what do you think of Russell Peters (famous Indian American comedian in the states) making fun of Mexicans?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1XAjeEVnv0

Russell Peters is Anglo-Indian (Christian Anglophone biracial population that descends from British men and Indian women)

Joso
09-26-2018, 06:58 AM
Chupe meu pênis mole

kkkkk essa foi boa

Bobby Martnen
09-26-2018, 06:59 AM
kkkkk essa foi boa


tão bom papai

Latinus
09-26-2018, 05:27 PM
Chupe meu pênis mole

https://www.theapricity.com/forum/image.php?u=10413&dateline=1516777227

Bobby Martnen
09-26-2018, 05:46 PM
https://www.theapricity.com/forum/image.php?u=10413&dateline=1516777227

https://www.theapricity.com/forum/image.php?u=19553&dateline=1527476184

Annie999
09-26-2018, 05:54 PM
Imo Dick is the only one whose remarks I find genuinely funny. Of course other members have said funny things too, but Dick keeps a consistency.

Bobby Martnen
09-26-2018, 05:57 PM
Imo Dick is the only one whose remarks I find genuinely funny. Of course other members have said funny things too, but Dick keeps a consistency.

You don't find Bobby funny? He's hilarious...

Thanas Django
09-26-2018, 06:02 PM
You don't find Bobby funny? He's hilarious...

https://i.imgflip.com/2ise65.jpg

Skjaldemjøden
09-26-2018, 06:03 PM
Dick is very funny when he tries to be

New user
09-26-2018, 06:15 PM
So much cock sucking in this thread, how very homoerotic of yall. Redirect yourselves to the gay conversion therapy thread to get fixed up asap. Also bit of a sidenote, if you're circumcised you might want to check out one of Bobby's many threads to repent and get restored. Being homosexual and circumcised? oh boy.

Bobby Martnen
09-26-2018, 06:24 PM
https://i.imgflip.com/2ise65.jpg

My penis is disgusting, ugly, and revolting. If it were attached to your body, you would want it cut off, too.

Gangrel
09-26-2018, 06:26 PM
Grab the Gauge

Mr. Anybody
09-26-2018, 06:27 PM
Bobby something is the funniest person here. I look at him and my high school years come to mind.It was really fun and good days...

Thanas Django
09-26-2018, 07:11 PM
My penis is disgusting, ugly, and revolting. If it were attached to your body, you would want it cut off, too.

hilarious, you are a really funny poster

Tauromachos
09-26-2018, 07:58 PM
My penis is disgusting, ugly, and revolting. If it were attached to your body, you would want it cut off, too.

Why are you so obsessed with your Penis?

Dude this is not normal simply stop it and you will be better

Bobby Martnen
09-26-2018, 10:59 PM
hilarious, you are a really funny poster

I'm not saying it to be funny, I'm 100% serious.

Bobby Martnen
09-26-2018, 11:11 PM
Why are you so obsessed with your Penis?

Dude this is not normal simply stop it and you will be better

I'm obsessed with it because I hate it.

Catarinense1998
09-26-2018, 11:13 PM
Jolsonaro

Mans not hot
04-19-2019, 05:49 PM
Dick, mans has it legendary.

Erronkari
04-19-2019, 05:53 PM
Who do you think is the funniest TA member. And by that I mean those who are advertently funny, not just being a joke due to their existence?

There are many here, but I've been entertained by these guys the most.

Dombra - Master troll, ridiculous commentary
Rudel - Ridiculous comedian at heart
McCauley - Funny and trollish at times
Longbowman - Sarcastic and witty
Herr Hesselink - I'm convinced he is a troll, at least I cannot fathom anybody that insane
ClassifyMyTits - Probably the funniest female member, sharp as a tack

I might add more later

Zn_Zn = PaoloPinkel was really funny, a huge clown.
Unhappily he disappeared many years ago.

Latinus
04-19-2019, 05:54 PM
DNA 8.

Enviado de meu SM-G610M usando o Tapatalk

justTosee
04-19-2019, 05:55 PM
You zhaoyun.

Celestia
04-19-2019, 06:15 PM
DNA 8.

Enviado de meu SM-G610M usando o Tapatalk

+1

Harley
04-19-2019, 06:17 PM
Probably Dick. He’s been consistently funny ever since I saw him first posting. ^^

Lightshade25
04-19-2019, 06:17 PM
Dick, by far.

Nazarene
04-19-2019, 06:18 PM
Probably Dick. He’s been consistently funny ever since I saw him first posting. ^^

+1

Dick and anyone can fight me if they disagree.

Aodhan
04-19-2019, 06:23 PM
Aodhan

Kivan
04-19-2019, 06:26 PM
- Hrvoje Vukčić Hrvatinić/Nato
- Kis_Kócos
- Goobyski/Mans not hot

Mans not hot
04-19-2019, 06:26 PM
What happend to Guapo, that dude was my brudda.

Magnolia
04-19-2019, 06:42 PM
I used to like the sense of humor of an Albanian guy who is not active anymore, unfortunately I don't remember his nickname.

Tigranes
04-19-2019, 06:42 PM
I used to like the sense of humor of an Albanian guy , unfortunately I don't remember his nickname.

xiperyum?

Mans not hot
04-19-2019, 06:42 PM
I used to like the sense of humor of an Albanian guy who is not active anymore, unfortunately I don't remember his nickname.
Dralos, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Magnolia
04-19-2019, 06:43 PM
xiperyum?

No, no. It was an older guy who lived in the US, if I remember it right.

+ A French user "kiss on your nose" had lovely sense of humor.

Marmara
04-19-2019, 06:46 PM
No, no. It was an older guy who lived in the US, if I remember it right.

Grab the Gauge

Magnolia
04-19-2019, 06:48 PM
Grab the Gauge

No, but that guy was funny too. I felt sorry when he was banned.

Ylla
04-19-2019, 06:49 PM
Hrvoje/Nato.

Mr.G
04-19-2019, 06:50 PM
Dick and nittionia are very clever with the one liners and dry humor. Dna8, well, he's a comedy ledgenda.

Kaspias
04-19-2019, 06:51 PM
Petros

Mr.G
04-19-2019, 06:52 PM
Selurong cracked me up numerous times.

Charles Bronson
04-19-2019, 07:07 PM
GtG
Danishmend
Dick
Casandrinos
Sikeriliot

CostaRicaBall
04-19-2019, 07:19 PM
CostaRicaBall The Great, of course. He was ruler of Hiperborea and teachs with his great statements.

xtal
04-20-2019, 03:02 AM
Fiera

Mans not hot
04-20-2019, 03:07 AM
GtG
Danishmend
Dick
Casandrinos
Sikeriliot
xD

Blondie
04-20-2019, 03:15 AM
Teutone because he is a funny & cute little Teddy bear :)

Bellbeaking
04-20-2019, 03:17 AM
Septentrion

Regnera
04-22-2019, 01:33 AM
Heather Duaval
Bobby Martnen
Dna8
Jolssonaro
Deneb
Teutone

Erronkari
04-22-2019, 01:42 AM
Heather Duaval
Bobby Martnen
Dna8
Jolssonaro
Deneb
Teutone

Dick and El Abominacion too.
And also they are great dudes.

Roy
02-01-2022, 07:43 PM
The funniest is TheMaestro

The funniest in an unintentional way: Mortimer or Richmondbread

Volvado Seja
08-08-2022, 11:58 PM
Zenybero

Roy
08-10-2022, 07:25 PM
Do you consider me funny?

Renekton
08-10-2022, 07:31 PM
Chilean Raptor and RMuller

Tsuin
08-10-2022, 08:37 PM
Mortimer, Richmondbread and RMuller.

hurtuv
08-14-2022, 05:20 PM
Voskos

hurtuv
08-14-2022, 05:25 PM
Do you consider me funny?

When the situation is prone for you to be so, yes (like in the memes thread). And when a more serious tone is better, you can also be so, which is good imo.