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Comte Arnau
04-20-2011, 11:59 PM
Schwarzenegger for EU president?

ARNOLD Schwarzenegger, who made a seamless transition from Hollywood film stardom to California governor, could have his sights set on a new job as next head of the European Union, US media reported.

The Austrian-born former bodybuilder, 63, at loose ends as he tries to figure out what his next act should be, reportedly is being advised by aides to return to his native Europe to run for the EU presidency, Newsweek reported.

http://media.apnonline.com.au/img/media/images/2011/04/20/20APR11Schwarzenegger_800x600_t325.jpg
Arnold Schwarzenegger reportedly has his sights set
on a new job as the head of the European Union.

"In the next few years, the EU will be looking for a much more high-profile president -- somebody who can unify Europe," Schwarzenegger's chief of staff Terry Tamminen told the magazine.

"The French won't want a German, and the Germans won't want an Italian. How about a European-born person who went off to America and could return to be the Washington or Jefferson of a new unified Europe?" said Tamminen, all but nominating his former boss for the job.

Schwarzenegger, who in January ended two terms as California's governor, occupies a unique place as an American celebrity who is as much a politician as he is a movie star.

When he ended his stint as California's Republican "Governator," observers were curious to see if the former action hero would return to the big screen or remain in the political fray.

Even now, Schwarzenegger has remained mum on the question of whether he'll pursue a career in politics or movies.

What is certain is that he will not be able to run for another political office he might like to vie for: US president. Under American law, only native born Americans can stand for the highest US office.

Still, Newsweek suggested that there are fans, both inside and outside America, who might not be averse to a US President "Ahnold."

The magazine cited a recent meeting in London between Schwarzenegger and Prime Minister David Cameron, in which the British politician joked: "We need to change the (US) Constitution and then you can run (for president). That's what we're going to do."

Schwarzenegger came tothe United States as a penniless 21-year-old in 1968, but became a millionaire and won the Mr Universe title four more times. He then shrugged off barbs about his thick accent as he turned to acting.

Joining Hollywood's royalty, his Terminator catchphrases "I'll be back" and "Hasta la vista, baby" have now entered the English lexicon, and he still uses them frequently as a politician.

Even if he quits both politics and acting, Newsweek wrote, he is plenty busy with his work for the United Nations and other organisations on climate change and numerous other charitable causes.

A book deal also is said to be in the works, and he is reported to be in talks for a sequel to 1994 blockbuster True Lies.

But even Schwarzenegger's wife of 25 years, Maria Shriver, a member of the illustrious Kennedy political dynasty, told Newsweek that she had no clue what her mercurial husband's next move will be.

"No matter what Arnold decides to do, I'm sure he'll have fun doing it, and it will have impact," she said.

Odoacer
04-21-2011, 12:00 AM
HA. Right.

antonio
04-21-2011, 12:12 AM
Finally a fantastic new! Conan the Barbarian will surely drop his ridiculous pussy H'wood appealing PC mask and start leading Europe on the views and the ideas his face, sculpted by race and anabolic substances, clearly suggests. Impossible to find a better figure to kick foreigners out of our lands: just by watching him and remembering his roles, they inmediately assume their fate and resign peacefully to it. Another idea would be cloning Hitler (of course an instance no responsible at all of passed events) , but maybe would be anycase a too much aggresive display.:coffee:

Ps. Shit, just remembering we did not even preserve Hitler genetics!

Comte Arnau
04-21-2011, 12:16 AM
Finally a fantastic new! Conan the Barbarian will surely drop his ridiculous pussy H'wood appealing PC mask and start leading Europe on the views and the ideas his face, sculpted by race and anabolic substances, clearly suggests. Impossible to find a better figure to kick foreigners out of our lands: just by watching him and remembering his roles, they inmediately assume their fate and resign peacefully to it. Another idea would be cloning Hitler (of course an instance no responsible at all of passed events) , but maybe would be anycase a too much aggresive display.:coffee:

Ps. Shit, just remembering we did not even preserve Hitler genetics!

So you mean this will be Europe's Immigration Policy from now on?


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antonio
04-21-2011, 12:32 AM
We deserve something different: coward spineless bureaucrats have already a lot. Another desire would be Governator facing ex-president Zapatero as rival, we could for example innovate process by implementing a singular combat between candidates: it would be as fair as bloody. :D

Gaztelu
04-21-2011, 12:33 AM
If Schwarzenegger is to run for EU presidency, all of Europe will go bankrupt and collapse.

Aramis
04-21-2011, 12:35 AM
If Schwarzenegger is to run for EU presidency, all of Europe will go bankrupt and collapse.

Blacknegro for president!

Comte Arnau
04-21-2011, 12:39 AM
Another desire would be Governator facing ex-president Zapatero as rival, we could for example innovate process by implementing a singular combat between candidates: it would be as fair as bloody. :D

ZP is already fallen, there'd be no excitement in the combat. Faraway are those times when ZP won Acebes in Street Fighter...

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antonio
04-21-2011, 11:16 AM
Another good point for Governator is that he did not hesitate to ban hidrolized fats (a true venom for cardiovascular system) in California, in despite of being USA invent and manufacture. Here, or fucking socialdemocratic government did not dare to go so far, they simply banned based foods on expending machines at children schools. Really outrageous for the nosense limit of the measure: what about work centres? Are adults inmune to heart strokes? Indeed our Leftist elites should be shooted against a wall. :mad:

lei.talk
04-21-2011, 11:40 AM
one year (decades past)
when arnold (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Schwarzenegger) and franco columbu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco_Columbu) were guest-posing
at the huge annual sports-exposition in europe,

there was a disagreement among some administrators
that threatened to delay the opening-day ceremony.

arnold walked over to the group,
leaned over to quietly address two of the discussants
that were shouting the loudest,

straightened with a big hand
on a shoulder of each of the disputants
and announced the opening would proceed immediately,

because there was - now - a unison of opinion.

during the closing-night's dinner,
arnold was thanked from the podium
for saving the open-ceremony from disaster

and urged to say a few words from that rostrum.

arnold declined, but,
could clearly - through-out the entire hall -
be heard to say, while seated at his dining-table:


It always does take an Austrian
to solve Europe's problems.

antonio
04-21-2011, 12:45 PM
Great. And in discharge of Arnold at respect of Californication bankrupcy, it's worth to mention that probably he heired a weak Democratic model of public administration too hard to change. Sometimes politicians are themselves not guilt but other politicians instead.

Svanhild
04-21-2011, 02:01 PM
The first Terminator model who tried to rule Europe wasn't triumphant enough.

http://s7.directupload.net/images/110421/rjz3s8u3.jpg

Peyrol
04-21-2011, 02:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ_jrUrK9L0

Beorn
04-21-2011, 02:50 PM
Arnold Swarezenigger was a terrible actor. His career was propelled along by his ability to look mean and hard and not rely upon any talent in his chosen profession whatsoever.

He will make a great president of Europe. And an Austrian too! What could possibly go wrong?

antonio
04-21-2011, 03:00 PM
The more I think on it the more I believe it's the best political idea at Europe in ages, I'm almost mouthwatering, And, let me ammed myself: he did not ban hidrolized fats (impossible compound) but hidrogenated ones.:D

Just think about it: who will be stupid enough to even dare to oppose Terminator? In fact many deported would be themselves great fans of him, they could feel like being part of his ultimate megaproduction, as a kind of "extras", they would play their role as good guys on leaving our lands. :D

Comte Arnau
04-21-2011, 03:22 PM
Well, it'd be some fun at least.

Compare this

http://estrategiaynegocios.net/imgnotas/Herman-Van-Rompuy.jpg

to this: :D

http://sixthformstjames.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/european-union-flag.jpg?w=300&h=300http://notedguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/arnold-schwarzenegger-300x300.jpg

antonio
04-21-2011, 04:38 PM
Well, it'd be some fun at least.

Compare this

http://estrategiaynegocios.net/imgnotas/Herman-Van-Rompuy.jpg



Indeed it would take a sobrenatural level of tolerance to be able to show some respect for that arsehole: in fact a British euroesceptical made already fun on him during a Europarlament session...obviously just by the way he looks. :D



http://notedguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/arnold-schwarzenegger-300x300.jpg


On the other side, what kind of blind brainless mad one would even dare to question the minimal suggestion from that uberspecimen? :confused:

lei.talk
04-22-2011, 09:00 AM
Originally Posted by Boira http://www.theapricity.com/forum/images/jagohan/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?p=391078#post391078)
http://sixthformstjames.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/european-union-flag.jpg?w=300&h=300http://i60.tinypic.com/125swp4.jpg


the first time
arnold gives the bellamy-salute (http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?p=309734#post309734)
at the council (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Council_of_Europe#History) for the united states of europe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_of_Europe#20th_century),

i shall be on the floor
(massaging a cramp
from laughing so hard).

:rotfl2http://i30.tinypic.com/scytjl.jpg

Eldritch
04-22-2011, 09:06 AM
If Schwarzenegger is to run for EU presidency, all of Europe will go bankrupt and collapse.

We don't need him for that, unfortunately.

lei.talk
11-05-2011, 09:12 AM
when sensitive mike katz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Katz) repeatedly complained
of missing his family -
while training in venice (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Gold#Business.2C_life.2C_and_death), california for a contest -




arnold (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Schwarzenegger#Early_life) offered encouraging words:


I've never met a jew (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisemitic_canard)
who was a quitter.

http://youtu.be/1iyTJ8Zjpl4
Big Mike says those words inspired him