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Teutone
10-24-2018, 06:08 PM
Asking for the neighbor of a friend of mine.

Imagine you play some football(soccer) on a pitch near your friends house, and you are totally sweaty so he tells you to shower at his house, so you wait till hes in the shower and then you suddenly just jump in his shower.

Is that gay or a sign of brotherhood?

frankhammer
10-24-2018, 06:10 PM
Degenerate Germans :laugh:

Hulu
10-24-2018, 06:11 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tmOYAbNKf7w/S_8UiToq9zI/AAAAAAAADnM/ANz3Xs256ho/s1600/gay-nazis1.jpg

Teutone
10-24-2018, 06:12 PM
Degenerate Germans :laugh:

Id be offended if I wouldnt ask for a neighbor of a friend

gıulıoımpa
10-24-2018, 06:16 PM
would not do it tbh. but i've seen kinda similar behaviour by manly fellows at the gyms showers

Teutone
10-24-2018, 06:18 PM
would not do it tbh. but i've seen kinda similar behaviour by manly fellows at the gyms showers

But it was a shower like this, i heard

http://www.eago-deutschland.de/media/image/dusche_kat01.jpg

He could have wait till the friend was done showering, but he argued it would be a waste of water

Gründig
10-24-2018, 06:21 PM
Since you guys.....I mean your friends neighbor are friends, it's not gay.

You finished your game of football outside and started a new one in the shower. Work hard, play hard.

You could even help him clean his boy hole, as long as you don't go any deeper than the first knuckle.

Ayetooey
10-24-2018, 06:21 PM
Is this neighbour Richmondbread?

Teutone
10-24-2018, 06:24 PM
Since you guys.....I mean your friends neighbor are friends, it's not gay.

You finished your game of football outside and started a new one in the shower. Work hard, play hard.

You could even help him clean his boy hole, as long as you don't go any deeper than the first knuckle.

Not me, I am asking for a friend I mean neighbor of a friend, technically the guy isnt even a friend but a biscuit dude I met at starbucks while I was flirting with chicks, like girls with boobs and vaginas. Man I love boobs and girls in general man

gıulıoımpa
10-24-2018, 06:26 PM
but he argued it would be a waste of water


hmmm….seems like he was all about the fluids then …..

Teutone
10-24-2018, 06:29 PM
hmmm….seems like he was all about the fluids then …..

So you and me would never shower together?

Marmara
10-24-2018, 06:29 PM
It sounds normal to me, can't two friends take a shower together without being labelled gay? Back then people would jack off each other and it was totally a straight man's fun activity.

Teutone
10-24-2018, 06:30 PM
It sounds normal to me, can't two friends take a shower together without being labelled gay? Back then people would jack off each other and it was totally a straight man's fun activity.

Yea dude while talking about girls

Papastratosels26
10-24-2018, 06:38 PM
xD

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Gründig
10-24-2018, 06:51 PM
Not me, I am asking for a friend I mean neighbor of a friend, technically the guy isnt even a friend but a biscuit dude I met at starbucks while I was flirting with chicks, like girls with boobs and vaginas. Man I love boobs and girls in general man

Oh yea girls all the way....big adams apple, hairy and muscular arms, deep voice..

Ujku
10-24-2018, 06:51 PM
Bro you're fine , just say no homo after you're done ... i mean your neighbor or cousin or something..

Teutone
10-24-2018, 07:00 PM
I invite you all to a shower party, no girls allowed but I have a buffet with hot dogs and after we do some wrestling matches naked and rubbed in olive oil.

24.12.2018 cologne, xmas sausage party

cyberlorian
10-24-2018, 07:06 PM
Not gay but the person in the shower might be very embarrassed in my opinion.

cyberlorian
10-24-2018, 07:07 PM
Degenerate Germans :laugh:


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tmOYAbNKf7w/S_8UiToq9zI/AAAAAAAADnM/ANz3Xs256ho/s1600/gay-nazis1.jpg

You both are being racist against Teutone.

Teutone
10-24-2018, 07:08 PM
Not gay but the person in the shower might be very embarrassed in my opinion.

Thanks bro

KrashNick
10-24-2018, 07:08 PM
Just don't drop the soap

Marmara
10-24-2018, 07:09 PM
Not gay but the person in the shower might be very embarrassed in my opinion.

He actually loved it.

Benyzero
10-24-2018, 07:11 PM
It sounds normal to me, can't two friends take a shower together without being labelled gay? Back then people would jack off each other and it was totally a straight man's fun activity.

I can confirm that, I witnessed once when two supposedly straight teammate of mine did that activity after training.. gayest shit I ever seen

Aspirin
10-24-2018, 07:13 PM
You sound like the weird user Bobby Martnen.

Marmara
10-24-2018, 07:15 PM
I can confirm that, I witnessed once when two supposedly straight teammate of mine did that activity after training.. gayest shit I ever seen

It's not gay if they said no homo.

Benyzero
10-24-2018, 07:15 PM
You sound like the weird user Bobby Martnen.

he hacked hes acc lmao to avoid suspicion

Teutone
10-24-2018, 08:21 PM
You sound like the weird user Bobby Martnen.

not sure what you mean, I clearly asked for someone else

Aspirin
10-24-2018, 08:34 PM
not sure what you mean, I clearly asked for someone else

https://serving.photos.photobox.com/21722547fc9ac5b03d491c10a4786389d8aecb4794055f5fa9 ed6cecc828fcfd843285fc.jpg

Teutone
10-24-2018, 08:35 PM
https://serving.photos.photobox.com/21722547fc9ac5b03d491c10a4786389d8aecb4794055f5fa9 ed6cecc828fcfd843285fc.jpg

you know what, I report you, you imply I am gay and this is against the forum rules

KMack
10-24-2018, 08:39 PM
Is this neighbour Richmondbread?

:rofl:

Sp_loa
10-24-2018, 08:50 PM
I invite you all to a shower party, no girls allowed but I have a buffet with hot dogs and after we do some wrestling matches naked and rubbed in olive oil.

24.12.2018 cologne, xmas sausage party

Last time someone like me went "showering" in German territory, it didn't end up so well, so I think I'll say no thanks this time.
Lol, I'm joking. About the situation you described- sounds normal to me, Girls do it all the time so why won't boys.

Nurzat
10-24-2018, 09:28 PM
it is not gay at all, especially since he mentioned the waste of water - big like for that.

I have a friend who kisses all his male friends on the mouth when he meets them - not even that is gay. of course we all try to escape when he tries to do it, but still...

Ayetooey
10-24-2018, 09:28 PM
Last time someone like me went "showering" in German territory, it didn't end up so well, so I think I'll say no thanks this time.
Lol, I'm joking. About the situation you described- sounds normal to me, Girls do it all the time so why won't boys.
https://i.imgur.com/zxRwnR8.jpg

Nurzat
10-24-2018, 09:37 PM
it is gay if they get a boner. now that would be awkward. what next? would they both watch in silence the guy's awaken dick and think wtf and what to do? and what will they do? we'll find out in the next episode :coffee:

Sp_loa
10-24-2018, 09:39 PM
https://i.imgur.com/zxRwnR8.jpg

It was actually a reference to the gas chambers. My friends and I are always making jokes about going up on trains in Germany or going shower there (tho holocaust is a very painful subject to all of us so we don't try to make a joke of it).

Thracian
10-24-2018, 09:48 PM
It is not gay if you two don't kiss each other after shower.

Mr. Anybody
10-24-2018, 09:54 PM
Georgia& Teutonidis

https://youtu.be/I2AjeXpxmI4

Insuperable
10-24-2018, 09:57 PM
It would be gay if he told me to take shower together.

Black Panther
10-24-2018, 10:05 PM
White folk's sexuality works different from our colored one.

Teutone
10-24-2018, 10:07 PM
Georgia&Kalimno Teutonidis

https://youtu.be/I2AjeXpxmI4

Greek feet are a big sign of heterosexuality and she knows this

The Lawspeaker
10-24-2018, 10:08 PM
White folk's sexuality works different from our colored one.

^ That's right: whitey impregnates a girl and marries her and works hard to feed his family. Blackey impregnates a girl, runs off and has the tax payer look after it while he does it to five more women until he's finally stabbed to death in a prison riot.

Taiguaitiaoghyrmmumin
10-24-2018, 10:08 PM
Asking for the neighbor of a friend of mine.

Imagine you play some football(soccer) on a pitch near your friends house, and you are totally sweaty so he tells you to shower at his house, so you wait till hes in the shower and then you suddenly just jump in his shower.

Is that gay or a sign of brotherhood?

Its not gay if you closed your eyes when you showered together. [emoji848]

Teutone
10-24-2018, 10:08 PM
it is gay if they get a boner. now that would be awkward. what next? would they both watch in silence the guy's awaken dick and think wtf and what to do? and what will they do? we'll find out in the next episode :coffee:

wash eachothers pipes is totally okay in the shower context

Black Panther
10-24-2018, 10:14 PM
^ That's right: whitey impregnates a girl and marries her and works hard to feed his family. Blackey impregnates a girl, runs off and have the tax payer look after it while he does it to five more women until he's finally stabbed to death in a prison riot.

You forgot to thumb down my comment too, 36 year old "man".

The Lawspeaker
10-24-2018, 10:16 PM
You forgot to thumb down my comment too, 36 year old "man".

The truth hurts like a bitch, does it lad ?

Mr. Anybody
10-24-2018, 10:22 PM
Greek feet are a big sign of heterosexuality and she knows this

in addition, "a chick without Greek feet can never be a real chick."

Mr. Anybody.

Black Panther
10-24-2018, 10:25 PM
The truth hurts like a bitch, does it lad ?

A bitch is someone who can't leave a man alone. You're following my footsteps here, haha.

The Lawspeaker
10-24-2018, 10:26 PM
A bitch is someone who can't leave a man alone. You're following my footsteps here, haha.

Actually: you go everywhere and start insulting whites and you were stupid enough to do while I was reading the thread and that's when you found me kicking your ass.

Mr. Anybody
10-24-2018, 10:28 PM
open a new thread "is it gay to sleep with a penis-shaped pillow"?

edit : with balls

The Lawspeaker
10-24-2018, 10:29 PM
open new thread "is it gay to sleep with a penis-shaped pillow"?

I suppose it would be ! I found this whole thread to be rather gay (and not in the good sense). None of you queer fuckers should come anywhere near my arse, you hear !?

Black Panther
10-24-2018, 10:29 PM
Actually: you go everywhere and start insulting whites and you were stupid enough to do while I was reading the thread and that's when you found me kicking your ass.

I was saying White sexuality is different from ours. Didn't say it was gay or effeminate. Just different. That said, if the shoe fits...
Now I'll go get some Dutch chicks pregnant so you can pay for my mulatto kids. It's the best use you'll ever have for your life.

The Lawspeaker
10-24-2018, 10:31 PM
I was saying White sexuality is different from ours.

We both know what you were insinuating, yes. Don't try to backpedal here, lad.

Black Panther
10-24-2018, 10:33 PM
We both know what it you were insinuating, yes. Don't try to backpeddle here, lad.

No. Don't try to put words into my mouth. I consider Asian sexual behavior to be different from the Afro-Brazilian one, but I don't see Japanese men as gay. Just different.

The Lawspeaker
10-24-2018, 10:36 PM
No. Don't try to put words into my mouth. I consider Asian sexual behavior to be different from the Afro-Brazilian one, but I don't see Japanese men as gay. Just different.

And this is why you go here in such an obviously gay innuendo thread and post the remark that white sexuality is different from black sexuality. Seriously: what do you take us for ? Idiots ? Get the fuck outta here.

Mr. Anybody
10-24-2018, 10:37 PM
I suppose it would be ! I found this whole thread to be rather gay (and not in the good sense). None of you queer fuckers should come anywhere near my arse, you hear !?

I think Egyptian feet are too gay,so feminine, what is your opinion?

Gründig
10-24-2018, 10:37 PM
My feet are thick.

The Lawspeaker
10-24-2018, 10:38 PM
I think Egyptian feet are too gay,so feminine, what is your opinion?

I don't care either way what kind of feed the woman has, man. I am far more interested in boobs, butt and vagene. I am just your run-off-the-mill heterosexual guy.

Black Panther
10-24-2018, 10:41 PM
And this is why you go here in such an obviously gay innuendo thread and post the remark that white sexuality is different from black sexuality. Seriously: what do you take us for ? Idiots ? Get the fuck outta here.

Again, if the shoe fits...
What the average Black person might see as gay may not necessarily be gay for the average White person which in turn might find some Asian practices gay, but they themselves don't view things that way. That's all there is to. I respect diversity. You make a storm out of a cup of water. Behave yourself!

Seth MacFarlane
10-24-2018, 10:45 PM
if i was in the shower and any guy hops in it would be gay lmao , i never liked the idea of showering around other guys i feel bad for dudes in jail .it would just be make me uncomfortable

Mr. Anybody
10-24-2018, 10:46 PM
My feet are thick.

Celtic feet?

The Lawspeaker
10-24-2018, 10:47 PM
Again, if the shoe fits...
What the average Black person might see as gay may not necessarily be gay for the average White person which in turn might find some Asian practices gay, but they themselves don't view things that way. That's all there is to. I respect diversity. You make a storm out of a cup of water. Behave yourself!

Listen: us whites know by now when people like you are making insinuations. We have long since learned to play the game of the Left. You may think that you're in the 1990s and you can place your little insults and then withdraw but, no, we understand it by now.

Black Panther
10-24-2018, 10:50 PM
Listen: us whites know by now when people like you are making insinuations. We have long since learned to play the game of the Left. You may think that you're in the 1990s and you can place your little insults and then withdraw but, no, we understand it by now.

Whatever. The mind conceives whatever it is looking for.

Gründig
10-24-2018, 10:54 PM
Celtic feet?

Greek. Maybe you will give my toes suck suck?

Teutone
10-24-2018, 10:57 PM
Is it gay to go to a gay club because their martini is the best, and pragmatically accepting the fact that only horny guys are around you so you have ironically gay sex?

I think its not gay because you only went there for the drinks but had to pay with sex.

The Lawspeaker
10-24-2018, 10:58 PM
Being a normal heterosexual guy, I avoid gay places like the plague. But that's just me.

My places are more like these anyway:

https://www.horecasupport.nl/admin_assets/hotspots/hotspots_slides/169-1-slide.jpg

Or a so-called leescafe (a book cafe). And only James Bond could get away with drinking martini's: that's a drink for faggots here.

Black Panther
10-24-2018, 10:59 PM
Is it gay to go to a gay club because their martini is the best, and pragmatically accepting the fact that only horny guys are around you so you have ironically gay sex?

I think its not gay because you only went there for the drinks but had to pay with sex.

I think you could say this is gay, by all racial standards.

Teutone
10-24-2018, 11:12 PM
Being a normal heterosexual guy, I avoid gay places like the plague. But that's just me.

My places are more like these anyway:

https://www.horecasupport.nl/admin_assets/hotspots/hotspots_slides/169-1-slide.jpg

Or a so-called leescafe (a book cafe). And only James Bond could get away with drinking martini's: that's a drink for faggots here.

I like the music in gay clubs and I go in there with a quran

The Lawspeaker
10-24-2018, 11:13 PM
I like the music in gay clubs and I go in there with a quran

Heh. I still wouldn't go anywhere near it. Besides: anything but light classical music takes my attention from my book so I like to sit in a corner somewhere.

Teutone
10-24-2018, 11:15 PM
Heh. I still wouldn't go anywhere near it. Besides: anything but light classical music takes my attention from my book so I like to sit in a corner somewhere.

you should hit a gay club, but wear the right hetero wardarobe like a tight leather suit so you appear like a heterosexual biker

The Lawspeaker
10-24-2018, 11:20 PM
you should hit a gay club, but wear the right hetero wardarobe like a tight leather suit so you appear like a heterosexual biker

Eh. No thanks. My outfit screams hetero family man anyway (just the standard pack men of my age wear).

Taiguaitiaoghyrmmumin
10-25-2018, 12:56 AM
Is it gay to go to a gay club because their martini is the best, and pragmatically accepting the fact that only horny guys are around you so you have ironically gay sex?

I think its not gay because you only went there for the drinks but had to pay with sex.

Nvm its sarcasm

Zuh
10-25-2018, 01:32 AM
That's a very hot experience tbh

arkas
10-25-2018, 05:17 AM
It is only gay if you pop a boner.

Mr. Anybody
10-25-2018, 08:22 AM
Double

Mr. Anybody
10-25-2018, 08:24 AM
It is only gay if you pop a boner.
The soap drop to floor 2:a love story

Thanas Django
10-25-2018, 08:33 AM
Would you have a chit chat during the shower?

Would you ask him to soap you up or even lather you up?

Are you a wizard in your spare time? Do you know the ancient 3 finger technique?

Answering this questions is essential.

Thanas Django
10-25-2018, 08:38 AM
In all honesty, it can be either. You just need to set the appropriate tone, the bro tone or the gay tone.

In the army I would shower next to other people all the time. Sometimes a good friend of mine and myself would shower together with noone else in the shower room and I never felt the gay.

here is a video to demonstrate the game mood.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr3TZpN5qtg

Mr. Anybody
10-25-2018, 08:42 AM
It is only gay if you pop a boner.

I confused words boner/bonnet lol

renaissance12
10-25-2018, 08:44 AM
Asking for the neighbor of a friend of mine.

Imagine you play some football(soccer) on a pitch near your friends house, and you are totally sweaty so he tells you to shower at his house, so you wait till hes in the shower and then you suddenly just jump in his shower.

Is that gay or a sign of brotherhood?

If you ( not you ) are horny he is gay..:cool:

Thanas Django
10-25-2018, 09:42 AM
Listen: us whites know by now when people like you are making insinuations. We have long since learned to play the game of the Left. You may think that you're in the 1990s and you can place your little insults and then withdraw but, no, we understand it by now.

just tell him to get bent you pansy.

Thanas Django
10-25-2018, 09:43 AM
.

get bent.

Black Panther
10-25-2018, 01:54 PM
get bent.

Don't hate on a brotha.

Thanas Django
10-25-2018, 01:58 PM
Don't hate on a brotha.

in my culture you need to go through initiation ceremony to become brotha.

Have you already tasted blood of the moon?

frankhammer
10-25-2018, 02:19 PM
in my culture you need to go through initiation ceremony to become brotha.

Have you already tasted blood of the moon?

:laugh:

Never purposefully? :twitch:

The Lawspeaker
10-25-2018, 02:38 PM
just tell him to get bent you pansy.

Frankly: him... and white libs can go fuck themselves.

Thanas Django
10-25-2018, 04:31 PM
Frankly: him... and white libs can go fuck themselves.

Have you tasted blood of the moon?

The Lawspeaker
10-25-2018, 04:39 PM
Have you tasted blood of the moon?

Fuck, man ! I just had enough of the cunts. I go here, so I can be here among civilized individuals who don't seek the destruction of our society (and our entire race) and even here these libs and others follow us. Maybe we should start making their lives so fucking difficult that they fuck off on their own accord. So I am out for blood !

rein
10-25-2018, 09:53 PM
I suppose it would be ! I found this whole thread to be rather gay (and not in the good sense). None of you queer fuckers should come anywhere near my arse, you hear !?

Better worry about your neighbours from Holland.

The Lawspeaker
10-25-2018, 09:54 PM
Better worry about your neighbours from Holland.

Mine are worse: Albo's on one side and something-that-speaks-Portuguese -but-clearly-isn't on the other.

Ylla
10-27-2018, 07:40 PM
Mine are worse: Albo's on one side and something-that-speaks-Portuguese -but-clearly-isn't on the other.

Albanians are loud sociable people, I imagine you as quiet and reserved person.

New user
11-06-2018, 03:55 PM
Unless either of the men have a strong urge to fuck/fondle each other it's not gay. That said even I don't like showering with other men. Imagine their germs falling off their bodies and touching your feet as they make their way to the drain. The absolute thought of it destroys my soul.

Kivan
11-06-2018, 04:00 PM
Yes.

GreentheViper
11-06-2018, 04:02 PM
It's a sign of brotherhood, and a close bond between fellow Europeans, and fellow Germans; truly essential to the survival of the Motherland.

So no.

New user
11-06-2018, 04:04 PM
If you have to overthink it, it's probably gay.

DarknessWin
11-06-2018, 04:29 PM
gay as hell