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Thorum
03-04-2009, 03:45 PM
At first I wasn't sure I should laugh. Then, I went ahead let out a rousing guffaw!!

Nothing worse than "sweaty buttocks"!! (http://www.austriantimes.at/index.php?id=11098)

Let this be a warning to you!! Don't try it!! Tref, not even you!!

I know, you may think once again, "Damn, we are lucky to have someone like Thorum here at Apricity. He has the wisdom of the ages to share." But really, folks, it is nothing. I am a humble man.

:whistle:
Barreldriver
03-04-2009, 04:11 PM
Holy crap. lol I feel so bad for laughing at this but, dang.
Treffie
03-04-2009, 05:12 PM
OMG!:eek:
Solwyn
03-08-2009, 04:20 AM
.....and people wonder why parents will say "Don't put things in your bum."

I shouldn't be laughing so hard at this man's pain. I really, really shouldn't, but oh - my - god - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

:pound:
Thorum
03-08-2009, 04:24 AM
.....and people wonder why parents will say "Don't put things in your bum."

I shouldn't be laughing so hard at this man's pain. I really, really shouldn't, but oh - my - god - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

:pound:

Maybe we could tie this thread in with this:

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2751&page=2

:p
Jägerstaffel
03-08-2009, 04:24 AM
There's... just nothing to say about that.

I wish I could have seen it.
Gooding
03-08-2009, 04:31 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
:lol00002::lol00002::lol00002:
Solwyn
03-08-2009, 04:45 AM
Oh Thorum!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA **breathe** HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA **coff** **coff**

:rotfl:
Fortis in Arduis
03-08-2009, 05:24 AM
Warning: do NOT look at this unless you have a strong constitution! :coffee:

http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/
Thorum
03-08-2009, 06:19 AM
Warning: do NOT look at this unless you have a strong constitution! :coffee:

http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/

Let's see. Rotten.com + weightlifter. That could only mean the famous intestine explosion protrusion photo!! I think I'll pass on that. Saw it once and didn't shit for days!! Though I do still have my Rotten.com tee shirt. :p
Jägerstaffel
03-08-2009, 06:23 AM
Yeah, I knew what that link was too. I'll pass.

I've seen that once and Tubgirl once and that's all I need to see of it.
Sol Invictus
03-08-2009, 07:20 AM
....hmmmmm......... :lightbul:
Absinthe
03-08-2009, 11:10 AM
:eek: By Gods :eek: this is not funny!!! :eek:
The Lawspeaker
03-08-2009, 11:12 AM
And the Darwin Award almost went to...... :rolleyes:
Hahaha the bloody idiot... ( I shouldn't be laughing about it but hahaha)
Stossy
03-08-2009, 11:33 AM
Warning: do NOT look at this unless you have a strong constitution! :coffee:

http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/

Seen shitloads of those images...
Common pictures on 4chan :p.


Freaking lol'd at the guy with the airrifle :')
Barreldriver
03-08-2009, 05:34 PM
Warning: do NOT look at this unless you have a strong constitution! :coffee:

http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/

That's one reason I'm glad I don't lift like I used to anymore, I don't know if that could really happen but just the thought of it erks me out.
lei.talk
03-12-2009, 10:35 AM
I don't know if that could really happen but...while attempting a "personal best" with maximal poundages for a single repetition,

any body-part might fail:
a tendon/ligament/bone/blood vessel in your brain (!) -

which is the best argument
for training up to doubles or trebles,
but, never singles -

because that which does not kill us
rarely makes us stronger,

rather, it leaves behind a cripple
unable to affect his will
on the world.