I'm 40% German !

[Richmondbread]

I'm the most German person on this message board? My native didn't come through, but who cares. This is all that matters. Just call me Kaiser Haufe.

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[Rædwald]

5% Chosen :jew: :jew: :jew:

[Longbowman]

Kike confirmed.

[Kriptc06]

welcome to the clan


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep_35FTnYVA

[Leto]

The eternal Jude is still there. That can't be noise.

[Morticia]

Whooooooo caresssssss

[Morticia]

Whooooooo caresssssss

Yanking your chain btw. Nice results. Though I am curious about that Jewish heritage. Did it show up on any other tests?

[Gründig]

:picard2:

[Joso]

The 5% European Jewish makes you have the almond eyes

True

[Leto]

But are you 1/4 Baltic? I guess the Baltic ancestor was part Jewish, maybe 1/4 or so.

[Morticia]

I mean, his eyes could be a result from any of the central European and Baltic Admixture. I've met plenty of individuals who don't possess Jewish ancestry and have "almond" shaped eyes (myself included). He doesn't look very Jewish, in my opinion.

[Not a Cop]

Kike confirmed.

Don't be so mean, let him rejoice it.

[Dick]

The 5% European Jewish makes you have the almond eyes

it made him circumcised too

[Richmondbread]

Kike confirmed.

So you believe in the "1 drop" rule? I'm about as Jewish as a BBQ pork festival. On a Saturday.....

[Richmondbread]

I mean, his eyes could be a result from any of the central European and Baltic Admixture. I've met plenty of individuals who don't possess Jewish ancestry and have "almond" shaped eyes (myself included). He doesn't look very Jewish, in my opinion.

It's my Patawomeck Indian heritage.

[Richmondbread]

The 5% European Jewish makes you have the almond eyes

I have Native American ancestry and French and Spanish. I have no documented evidence of any Jews in my tree, and it would be like at least 3 great grandparents back. .

[RenaRyuguu]

I have Native American ancestry and French and Spanish. I have no documented evidence of any Jews in my tree, and it would be like at least 3 great grandparents back. .

haha ok lol if you say so

[Richmondbread]

But are you 1/4 Baltic? I guess the Baltic ancestor was part Jewish, maybe 1/4 or so.

My paternal Grandmother was a Christian Lithuanian. It's very unlikely. I just don't see how any Jew is possible. I don't care. I am mostly non-Jewish. The Jew is probably like a 3rd great grandparent or something. Just one. Not really important.

[Richmondbread]

haha ok lol if you say so

I'm not making this up. I am descended of Pocahontas her husband Kaokum and daugher Kaokee of the Patawomeck Indian tribe. It is very far back. The almond shaped eyes have nothing to do with Jewish. Many White Europeans can have them.

[RenaRyuguu]

I'm not making this up. I am descended of Pocahontas her husband Kaokum and daugher Kaokee of the Patawomeck Indian tribe. It is very far back. The almond shaped eyes have nothing to do with Jewish. Many White Europeans can have them.

Why are you so insistent to persuade me the eyes are from Native American genes? I believe you I guess idk as you said many Europeans have eyes like this. It could be like a distant Mongol gene or smth like that. idk cuz I'm not too good with that stuff. In any case why are you insistent on denying your Jewish heritage? What do you have against Jews lol?

[Richmondbread]

Why are you so insistent to persuade me the eyes are from Native American genes? I believe you I guess idk as you said many Europeans have eyes like this. It could be like a distant Mongol gene or smth like that. idk cuz I'm not too good with that stuff. In any case why are you insistent on denying your Jewish heritage? What do you have against Jews lol?

It's okay. I just wonder why you think I look Jewish.

[RenaRyuguu]

It's okay. I just wonder why you think I look Jewish.

Cuz the almond eyes are a more logical Jewish trait to me since you are 5% than distant Native American genes which haven't even been proven in your DNA test

[Richmondbread]

Cuz the almond eyes are a more logical Jewish trait to me since you are 5% than distant Native American genes which haven't even been proven in your DNA test

Most Jews have Pop out eyes or droopy and closed set. Mine are more wide. I think I could pass for Spanish or even White Mexican.

[RenaRyuguu]

Most Jews have Pop out eyes or droopy and closed set. Mine are more wide. I think I could pass for Spanish or even White Mexican.

Possibly

[Lafaur]

So you believe in the "1 drop" rule? I'm about as Jewish as a BBQ pork festival. On a Saturday.....


It must be all those sesame and poppy seeds bagels that you've shoved down your troat, I feel you, I recall eating a whole loaf of Jewish rye pumpernickel bread before filling the funnel with my saliva sample, I struggled to spit my way up the fill line so I had to moist my mouth with some Kosher Manischewitz concord grape wine —Massachusetts tap water is poison— that's where I fucked up, my results were polluted with 11.9% Ashkenazi Jewish, no way José I could be part of the tribe; my credit score is shit and I don't like lox

Don't mind scoring Juden in every single genetic test that you've done, it's just bagel noise

[Mortimer]

Congrats Richmondbread. I will call you Kaiser.

[Leto]

My paternal Grandmother was a Christian Lithuanian. It's very unlikely. I just don't see how any Jew is possible. I don't care. I am mostly non-Jewish. The Jew is probably like a 3rd great grandparent or something. Just one. Not really important.
Well, I've never said it should be important, 'cause you're only 5%. In my opinion ancestry beyond one grandparent is not really important. People usually don't see their great-grandparents and when they do they are too young to care. You're about ~1/16 Ashkenazi.

[GreentheViper]

German and Juden? There must be some internal struggle

[Kaspias]

deutsch über alles :D

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[Richmondbread]

Which test is that one? Mine is ancestry. I think it's actually better than 23andme. I will try other tests too and a maternal one to see if that's where the Jew comes from (which is doubtful)

[Richmondbread]

Well, I've never said it should be important, 'cause you're only 5%. In my opinion ancestry beyond one grandparent is not really important. People usually don't see their great-grandparents and when they do they are too young to care. You're about ~1/16 Ashkenazi.

With these tests it's more likely I'm not even 5%. It was already reduced from 6% "European Jewish" (not even Ashkenazi). I did read that past our great grandparents, the DNA really means nothing. We are practically unrelated.

[Joso]

yes

[Teutonski]

When you are so German, how come you are not muslim?

[Leto]

With these tests it's more likely I'm not even 5%. It was already reduced from 6% "European Jewish" (not even Ashkenazi). I did read that past our great grandparents, the DNA really means nothing. We are practically unrelated.
Then your native American is definitely 'nothing', 'cause it's not even detectable.

[Richmondbread]

Then your native American is definitely 'nothing', 'cause it's not even detectable.

How can you prove that if you are using my statement in reverse?

[Richmondbread]

When you are so German, how come you are not muslim?

Those Burqa wearin' Muslims are not, nor will ever be, real Germans.

[Gründig]

Then your native American is definitely 'nothing', 'cause it's not even detectable.

It's a lost cause man.

[Leto]

When you are so German, how come you are not muslim?
Er ist zu deutsch, zu weiß, um ein Bundesbürger zu sein :lol: Er hat keinen afrikanischen oder orientalischen Migrationshintergund.

[Leto]

How can you prove that if you are using my statement in reverse?
Well, you said past great-grandparents DNA means nothing. You don't have a native g-grandparent.

[Teutonski]

Those Burqa wearin' Muslims are not, nor will ever be, real Germans.

Check my DNA and then accept that I am muslim.

[Richmondbread]

Well, you said past great-grandparents DNA means nothing. You don't have a native g-grandparent.

I meant that in terms of DNA. Not heritage. Two different things.

[Leto]

I meant that in terms of DNA. Not heritage. Two different things.
Of course your Jewish ancestry is very distant and diluted. GEDmatch won't detect it because Jews are not a separate race, they are West Eurasian, so you don't even get Jewish in oracles with such a small amount.

[Richmondbread]

On my mother's family, almost all my ancestors are all documented going back to the 10th Century .

[Teutonski]

I'm the most German person on this message board?

Gründig and me are

[nittionia]

cool results richmond, im jealous.

[RenaRyuguu]

He literally -1 all the posts that say he looks Jewish roflmao. Don't take everything seriously Meade. It's all subjective. You look mostly German. Don't be mad at us :P

[Kaspias]

Which test is that one? Mine is ancestry. I think it's actually better than 23andme. I will try other tests too and a maternal one to see if that's where the Jew comes from (which is doubtful)

LivingDNA.

[Papastratosels26]

Congratulations

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[Pausanias]

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[Maguzanci]

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[Jägerstaffel]

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[Jägerstaffel]

Do you feel the desire to subvert the demographics of the nation you live in? Asking for a friend

[Grace O'Malley]

What's your updated Ancestry like? It would have because they don't have Great Britain anymore (England, Wales and Northwest Europe) and Ireland, Scotland and Wales (Ireland and Scotland). Or have they changed? Just looked and mine are still Ireland and Scotland.

[Graham]

I have Native American ancestry and French and Spanish. I have no documented evidence of any Jews in my tree, and it would be like at least 3 great grandparents back. .

Do you have documented evidence of Native American?

[Lafaur]

Do you have documented evidence of Native American?

He wrote that his eyes are almond-shaped on a napking, therefore he's related to Pocahontas

[tipirneni]

Do you have South Asian or Indian showing up around 1%? You have megalithic heritage then.

[Richmondbread]

Do you have documented evidence of Native American?

Yes I do. And I will publish my family tree . So people can see the direct line.

[Richmondbread]

What's your updated Ancestry like? It would have because they don't have Great Britain anymore (England, Wales and Northwest Europe) and Ireland, Scotland and Wales (Ireland and Scotland). Or have they changed? Just looked and mine are still Ireland and Scotland.

That is my updated version. It really increased . My British and Irish hold around the same at 18% or so. Depending on which test. I have a lot of Irish in me. I know my ancestors came from Ireland since I have all the documents.The German comes from my paternal side which I guess being a male I inherit more.

[Gründig]

What's your updated Ancestry like? It would have because they don't have Great Britain anymore (England, Wales and Northwest Europe) and Ireland, Scotland and Wales (Ireland and Scotland). Or have they changed? Just looked and mine are still Ireland and Scotland.

You're right, his has some of the old group names.

[Grace O'Malley]

That is my updated version. It really increased . My British and Irish hold around the same at 18% or so. Depending on which test. I have a lot of Irish in me. I know my ancestors came from Ireland since I have all the documents.The German comes from my paternal side which I guess being a male I inherit more.

It's odd though because they don't have a Great Britain category anymore nor an Ireland, Scotland and Wales category. The updated categories are England, Wales and Northwestern Europe and then Ireland and Scotland.

[Richmondbread]

It's odd though because they don't have a Great Britain category anymore nor an Ireland, Scotland and Wales category. The updated categories are England, Wales and Northwestern Europe and then Ireland and Scotland.

I'm not sure. 23and me still has British and Irish category.

[Ruggery]

How close is your Baltic and Russian ancestry?

[J. Ketch]

Less than 50% of any European ethnicity is not worth mentioning.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm not sure. 23and me still has British and Irish category.

This is Ancestry and as I've said they updated their categories. In your results you have new categories mixed with old categories. It's just odd.

[Gründig]

Log in to ancestry and screen shot your new results.

[Richmondbread]

How close is your Baltic and Russian ancestry?

Baltic: 14%
East Euro and Russian: 7%

[Grace O'Malley]

These are some of the new categories.

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TIrfX-Kq_OQ/W33I01oWKvI/AAAAAAAALW8/bypZkYKuUmEWBLucaoJBKjc6ISgmeB_LwCLcBGAs/s1600/My%2BNew%2BAncestryDNA%2BEthnicity%2B-%2Bwith%2Bmap.PNG

[Richmondbread]

These are some of the new categories.

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TIrfX-Kq_OQ/W33I01oWKvI/AAAAAAAALW8/bypZkYKuUmEWBLucaoJBKjc6ISgmeB_LwCLcBGAs/s1600/My%2BNew%2BAncestryDNA%2BEthnicity%2B-%2Bwith%2Bmap.PNG

Is that updated? For some reason mine gave me Great Britain at 15% and Ireland, Scotland, Wales at 14%. Kinda confusing.

[Ruggery]

Baltic: 14%
East Euro and Russian: 7%

Did you have a close family Baltic ethnic?

[Catkin]

Is that updated? For some reason mine gave me Great Britain at 15% and Ireland, Scotland, Wales at 14%. Kinda confusing.

Once the updated page loads try refreshing it. I get the old categories like you until I refresh it, then I get the new categories instead. The numbers don’t change.

[nittionia]

My results suck. I tested with them in 2014 I think... When did you guys test? I wonder if the more recent kits make a big difference.

[Richmondbread]

My results suck. I tested with them in 2014 I think... When did you guys test? I wonder if the more recent kits make a big difference.

Most DNA tests are bunk. They are for entertainment purposes.

[Richmondbread]

Did you have a close family Baltic ethnic?

yes my grandmother Lithuanian.

[Ruggery]

Your maternal or paternal grandmother?

[Richmondbread]

Your maternal or paternal grandmother?

Paternal. Her maiden name was Gregaitis.