Mateo Kovačić

[nightrider+]

Dude looks genetically engineered.

https://i.imgur.com/9HIx6fE.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/0v4daCp.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/1RQl6aw.jpg

[Dick]

looks normal to me.

[Morticia]

How so???

[Dick]

How so???

he's lactose tolerant and not sensitive to gluten

[Morticia]

he's lactose tolerant and not sensitive to gluten

w-what??...

[nightrider+]

he's lactose tolerant and not sensitive to gluten

This and also wide athlete's nose that is almost perfectly Greek from profile, compact face, very strong chin etc. Too bad he's kind of a flop.

[Dick]

w-what??...

Stop stuttering.

[Morticia]

Stop stuttering.

I can't it's a speech impediment

[nightrider+]

I can't it's a speech impediment

Do you like Mateo?

[Dick]

This and also wide athlete's nose that is almost perfectly Greek from profile, compact face, very strong chin etc. Too bad he's kind of a flop.


Lactose tolerant and not sensitive to gluten South Slavic genetically engineered God aka Balkanigga ubermensch

[Morticia]

Do you like Mateo?

He's a pretty man.

[nightrider+]

Lactose tolerant and not sensitive to gluten South Slavic genetically engineered God aka Balkanigga ubermensch

Eats Hellenasses for breakfast.

[Morticia]

Lactose tolerant and not sensitive to gluten South Slavic genetically engineered God aka Balkanigga ubermensch

Perfect description.

[nightrider+]

Perfect description.

classify

[Sekkmer]

Norid + Cromagnid

[vidovic]

Dinaricized alpinid