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Comte Arnau
05-27-2011, 07:38 PM
Spanish sentences worth of learning according to Andrea Petkovic. Looks like they've got a lot of spare time in between matches. :p

Lo que vayan a comer los gusanos
que lo disfruten los humanos
What is going to be eaten by worms, let humans enjoy it first.
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Tiran más dos tetas que dos carretas
You'll be drawn faster by two tits than by two carts.
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Si la vida te da la espalda, tócale el culo.
If Life turns her back on you, grope her ass.
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Ante la duda, la más tetuda
When in doubt, go for the busty one.
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Cuando el grajo vuela bajo
hace un frío del carajo.
When the rook is flying low, it is fucking cold.
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Si fuera Superman, te llevaría volando
pero como no lo soy, te jodes y te vas andando
If I were Superman, I'd take you there flying
but as I am not, fuck yourself and go there walking.
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El perro de San Roque no tiene rabo
porque Ramón Rodríguez se lo ha cortado.
Saint Rock's dog hasn't a tail because Raymond Rodriguez chopped it off.
(Tongue-twister for those who mispronounce the Spanish r)
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Mordid
05-27-2011, 08:52 PM
I'd do her.