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Eldritch
05-27-2011, 11:27 PM
Severed head of patron saint of genital disease on sale

The severed head of a man said to be the patron saint of genital disease will go on auction in County Meath on Sunday.

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The head is said to belong to St Vitalis of Assisi, the patron saint of genital disease

The skull is allegedly that of St Vitalis of Assisi, an Italian Benedictine monk from the 14th century.

It belonged to an Anglo-Irish family from County Louth, and is housed in a Queen Anne case dating from the 17th century.

There has been no official verification of the claim.

St Vitalis was born in Umbria, Italy, and is said to have lived an immoral and licentious youth.

In an attempt to atone for his early sins, he later undertook pilgrimages to shrines throughout Europe, eventually entering the Benedictine monastery at Subiaco.

After leaving the monastery, he lived the remainder of his life as a hermit near Assisi.

It is said that he wore only rags and shunned all material wealth, with the exception of a basket which he used to fetch water from a nearby stream.

He died in 1370, and word of his sanctity soon spread due to reports of numerous miracles performed on those with bladder and genital disorders.

Grand tour

It is unclear exactly how his head may have ended up in Ireland.

Auctioneer Damien Matthews, who is selling the macabre item on Sunday, said that the family think an ancestor brought it back from the grand tour of Europe in the 18th century.

The grand tour was an educational rite of passage for wealthy Europeans from the 17th until the 19th century, intended to provide insight into the great cultural symbols of Europe.

The head sat for many years in the family hall in County Louth, but was recently uncovered in an outhouse.

Mr Matthews said that although he couldn't be certain it was the head of a saint: "It's certainly ancient, and it's certainly the head of somebody." :thumbs up

The Holy Cross Monastery, a Benedictine order in Rostrevor, County Down, did not even know who St Vitalis was, and after an internet search, declined to comment further on the matter of his or anyone else's severed head.

The head, holy or otherwise, is valued at between 800 and 1,200 euros (between £698 and £1,047).

Link (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-13522546).

Seems like one hell of an opportunity for collectors of incredibly macabre religious memorabilia. :p

Psychonaut
05-27-2011, 11:29 PM
Wow! I'm so tempted to bid! :D

The Lawspeaker
05-27-2011, 11:30 PM
Is nothing then sacred anymore ? Not even a religious artefact or a national historic treasure..?

Eldritch
05-27-2011, 11:34 PM
Wow! I'm so tempted to bid! :D

It certainly would make quite a conversation piece above the fireplace.

Or conversation stopper, depending on who your guests are. :p

Psychonaut
05-27-2011, 11:44 PM
It certainly would make quite a conversation piece above the fireplace.

Or conversation stopper, depending on who your guests are. :p

Seriously, that would be amazing mantlepiece. Plus, I could maybe tap into his saint-powers and have healthy balls for the rest of my days! I'm seeing no downside to this purchase.