Twat...

[MarcvSS]

Twat...

What does this frase mean to you?

For me its saying some-ones being just silly... For others it means your an uther and complete idiot...

I got some replies from members saying they really liked me using this word constantly, some take it as a major insult...

Well listen up you Twats... Don't just look at the word. Look at the bleeding way its used and then go have a fit when it strikes you...

I just wanted to see where this thread would lead, to be honoust.

If I'm out of line here, then eat my shorts you wanking Twats...(Just kidding)...:D

[Jägerstaffel]

Twat...

What does this frase mean to you?

For me its saying some-ones being just silly... For others it means your an uther and complete idiot...

I got some replies from members saying they really liked me using this word constantly, some take it as a major insult...

Well listen up you Twats... Don't just look at the word. Look at the bleeding way its used and then go have a fit when it strikes you...

I just wanted to see where this thread would lead, to be honoust.

If I'm out of line here, then eat my shorts you wanking Twats...(Just kidding)...:D

Haha, I wasn't sure you'd actually make this thread.

Twat is a fun word to use. But cvnt carries much more weight.

[Electronic God-Man]

Twat means cunt, you know pussy, muff, snatch, etc.

That's what I think of anyhow...

[Gooding]

Appetizer?:D

[coldielox]

lol....

[Fortis in Arduis]

TWAT


Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.
You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide...
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can...

TWAT.



A friend and I also have another word:

Twunt.

Made from twat and another word. Clever... ;)

[HawkR]

Well, considering the excessive use of this word from you KCV; I don't actually see any harm in it, but I understand some people can be offended if they're having a bad day.

Me myself, I can't say it troubles me much:p

[Treffie]

It depends in which way it is used (the word twat, not a twat itself), it can be used in a friendly manner amongst friends or as an expletive towards someone who has annoyed you, it's down to circumstances. Whatever way it's used, it still has the same meaning as the word c***, which seems much more taboo here in the UK.

[Sol Invictus]

twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat

[Sol Invictus]

Well listen up you Twats...


http://i43.tinypic.com/2i137l4.jpg

[Vulpix]

:rolleyes2::sleep:

[Thorum]

In our area, twat could be equated with saying asshole. Not saying an asshole is the same as a twat, mind you. (Heavens no, let's not get biology mixed up in this!! :p)

Just that calling someone a twat is like calling them an asshole. Hmm...........Interesting, no?

[Absinthe]

Well, that's not the kind of stuff they tought us in English literature, if ya know what I mean :D

But whenever I hear the word "twat", I am thinking of twit, dimwit, dumbass...that sort of thing. :p

[MarcvSS]

Well, that's not the kind of stuff they tought us in English literature, if ya know what I mean :D

But whenever I hear the word "twat", I am thinking of twit, dimwit, dumbass...that sort of thing. :pMy thoughts exacltly...

[MarcvSS]

twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat
Stop calling yourself names you twat.:D

[coldielox]

where im from twat can be taken 2 different ways.. either a womans personal space.. or a complete moron

[Skandi]

Where I'm from;
twat = total and utter idiot behaving in an unacceptable way =insulting
twit would be someone behaving stupidly = friendly

[Loki]

I don't understand why the female body is seen as something negative, and used as swearwords. ;) It should be used as a compliment. :D

[SuuT]

Means a Vagina, dude. All else is superfluous, in so far as all other synonyms are that.

[Allenson]

I think that it's funny that in Britain, a fanny is a women's vagina where here in America, a fanny is anyone's (regardless of gender) ass.....

[Lady L]

This thread sure is getting interesting :D :pop2:

[HawkR]

I think that it's funny that in Britain, a fanny is a women's vagina where here in America, a fanny is anyone's (regardless of gender) ass.....

Gates of heaven and glory hole:p

[coldielox]

Fanny packs ftw!!!

[Allenson]

LOL, two birds with one stone.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_azorGkCtHTo/RzzDbhfPFOI/AAAAAAAAAHM/kdgsCnSf5K8/s320/fanny1.jpg

[Treffie]

In the UK we call Fanny Packs - Bum Bags, sounds like something you'd use after a cilostome.:)

[SPQR]

Twat means cunt, you know pussy, muff, snatch, etc.

That's what I think of anyhow...

Same, I prefer cunt.

[Loki]

Same, I prefer cunt.

I prefer beer.

[Barreldriver]

bum bags = awesome!

[Addergebroed]

Now playing: Guns N' Roses - There Was A Time

[Birka]

The twat is not that far from the taint.

[coldielox]

srsly... 3 pages over a 4 letter word?

[Addergebroed]

srsly... 3 pages over a 4 letter word?

Four pages by now! ;)

[Treffie]

Same, I prefer cunt.

I prefer c*** ;)

[coldielox]

are we now saying what we prefer to call the va jay jay?
or names similar to twat that we use for iiot?

[Frigga]

About three years ago, I came up with a word phrase that I'm quite proud of:

Twit Twat.

Maybe I give myself too much credit! ;)

[Electronic God-Man]

I think that it's funny that in Britain, a fanny is a women's vagina where here in America, a fanny is anyone's (regardless of gender) ass.....


Really!?!?!?! Wow, that's weird. I'm glad somebody mentioned that. It could help to know this in the future.

[Electronic God-Man]

The twat is not that far from the taint.

In my experience, women don't have much of anything that could be called a taint. I mean,

the twat.....the ass.
---------^
This is about the space between. Even less really. :D

EDIT: Damn, spacing isn't working out...

[Ulf]

I should know better than to enter a thread called twat while eating... damnit.

[Beorn]

Really!?!?!?! Wow, that's weird. I'm glad somebody mentioned that. It could help to know this in the future.

It could well save the US and UK from a potential diplomatic crisis.

An American wife of the ambassador in England could well ask you to scratch her fanny as her hands are full of cake and champagne, and you would know to not , and I repeat, NOT scratch that itch on the camel toe up front.

It could be argued that you may wander upon a distressed American lady who's hands are tied up.
Without a tool to cut the rope, she may say, "Dip your fingers into my fanny pack", and... well! We all know what happens to men who disobey women's orders.


Back on thread then.... Twat: A word reserved for one who really should possess one and rarely gets one.

[Electronic God-Man]

I could also imagine a British girl saying "Put it in my fanny" and well...things could go very badly.

[coldielox]

oh my word.. i cant stop gigling.. HA

[Beorn]

I could also imagine a British girl saying "Put it in my fanny" and well...things could go very badly.


Indeed! :sad:

[Osweo]

I could also imagine a British girl saying "Put it in my fanny" and well...things could go very badly.

Nobody actually uses it in that sense any more, do they? Quite old fashioned now, I thought?

[Electronic God-Man]

Nobody actually uses it in that sense any more, do they? Quite old fashioned now, I thought?

Would an American girl say that and mean in her ass? No, they wouldn't say fanny then. We rarely use the term "fanny" anyhow and if we do it means more specifically the buttocks.

Would a British girl say that and mean it to be in her vagina? I wouldn't know, but if I heard one say "put it in my fanny" I would definitely think she was referring to anal sex. Previous to this, when I didn't know that Brits didn't mean ass when they said fanny, I could have imagined someone saying such a thing.

[Sol Invictus]

This thread is full of win and fail.

[coldielox]

Would an American girl say that and mean in her ass? No, they wouldn't say fanny then. We rarely use the term "fanny" anyhow and if we do it means more specifically the buttocks.

Would a British girl say that and mean it to be in her vagina? I wouldn't know, but if I heard one say "put it in my fanny" I would definitely think she was referring to anal sex. Previous to this, when I didn't know that Brits didn't mean ass when they said fanny, I could have imagined someone saying such a thing.

srsly.. if a woman comes up to you and says all hot and steamy " i want you to stick it in my fanny baby" ... please srsly, would you not laugh? i mean if a guy told me that.. id be ballin, id actually have a hard time breathing from laughin so hard!!!

[Ulf]

This thread is full of win and fail.

And AIDS.

[Ulf]

srsly.. if a woman comes up to you and says all hot and steamy " i want you to stick it in my fanny baby" ... please srsly, would you not laugh? i mean if a guy told me that.. id be ballin, id actually have a hard time breathing from laughin so hard!!!

Don't laugh, that's the only way I can get aroused.

[Beorn]

srsly.. if a woman comes up to you and says all hot and steamy " i want you to stick it in my fanny baby" ... please srsly, would you not laugh?

I would down my pint and grab the coats and hurry off in the direction of somewhere quiet.

Phew! I need to sit down.

[Electronic God-Man]

srsly.. if a woman comes up to you and says all hot and steamy " i want you to stick it in my fanny baby" ... please srsly, would you not laugh? i mean if a guy told me that.. id be ballin, id actually have a hard time breathing from laughin so hard!!!

If some English girl were to say "Oh baby, I want it in my fanny." I wouldn't laugh. English people say all sorts of funny things. I would just think it was another curiousity among many.

And when's the last time a guy asked you to stick anything up his ass? :eek:

[Beorn]

And when's the last time a guy asked you to stick anything up his ass? :eek:


I bet the answer involves France. They are always sticking things up there.

[Psychonaut]

I bet the answer involves France. They are always sticking things up there.

You mean when we're planting our "flagpoles" into English "soil"? ;)

[Sol Invictus]

Twat.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2njd3kg.jpg

[coldielox]

... i meant IF I WAS A GUY!!!! goodness...