Dream Experiments - Ep. 1 - Enhancing dreams with food?

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Dreams mean nothing (top ten savage diss tracks) but there is no motherfucking reason to diss the screensaver graphics too.

Will update the list when I confirm (my biases) and self-report more instances of food's influence on my dreams. I tested these repeatedly, typically eat these like 30-60 mins before bed.


Best

1. Bananas: The potassium magnesium sodium balanced ratio is very balanced yadda yadda. Make dreams more "photorealistic," "very long" and story-like.
2. Cashew + almond one piece each (just one nut each, that's right) + sip of water: Enhances dreams but I get like half the success with this one.
3. Smelly french blue cheese (eaten w/ rye cracker bread): This one makes for trippy af dreams. WHOA!

Worst

1. Tomatoes: Wake up too early and dream no dreams at all with this one. Many such cases!

Neutral

Heard mozzarella to be dream-friendly so I tried the usual amount my stomach can take right before bed (with arugula, organic lemon, extra incel olive oil), yielding average dreamin. Sad!

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Another item I now have a mixed success with is drinking vitamin-fortified fruit juice like half an hour before sleep. Enhances my dreams if I drink that once every third day or else it's a mediocre-ass dream batty boy land for me, lieutenant.

Feast your eyes on the ingredients:

Water, fruit juice (apple, orange, pear, passion fruit, pineapple), puree (peach, banana, mirabelle*, pear and mango), sucrose, citric acid, vitamin C, vitamin B3, vitamin E, vitamin B5, vitamin B6, vitamin B2, beta male carotene, vitamin B1, vitamin B9, vitamin H, vitamin B12.

Oh my g*sh, Louise, that's, like, SUPER healthy and with no nasty GMO high fructose baddies n additives included you know your treating you're lithe sailor body right (6 teaspoons/24g of sugar per 200ml LOL (https://draxe.com/how-many-grams-of-sugar-per-day/)) while you are sleeping, honey.

Transcript of the traditional high satanic masonic, Egyptian, J. Edgar Hooverian, Blavatskyian dream ritual (a taxpayers-paid NPR article):


Enter the dream laboratory.

I am down in the lab (bed), wearing appropriate safety laboratory apparel (nothing) about to pour sweet fruity heaven in an Erlenmeyer flask (an Erlenmeyer flask). Now you picture my beautiful black [Removed by TA janitor. Human body is obscene and against the law in Alabama. You are a loose cannon, buddy!] oiled up and glistening in the dark as rain drums on the windowpane, ready for some experimenting action (= heavy dreaming). Remember to brush your teeth before bed or your teeth turn British, Timmy. Don't be a Tom Benedict Arnold, brush your teeth. ;)


I took some of the juice from the fridge and poured about 200 milliliters (24g of sugar LOL) of fruity delight in a flask. Before my mouth performs a final solution on the juice I wait for it to reach room temperature (drinking cold liquids raises your esophageal squamous cell carcinoma risk. Likewise does repeatedly shoving large members down your throat which is why it comes as no surprise that women and gay men (MSM) who love Asian men have the lowest throat cancer risk. (Source: arcane CDC knowledge)).

For the love of "science," I looked up Magic Boomer Potion's ingredients as well to compare these two for "fun." Nearly the same amount of sugar but you would be stupid (or are you) to drink this before sleep. Du nah drink dis high-energy bumbaclot tonic before jriim time. A di evil wyatt mann (devil) put de babylon spell on Jah juice wid deh Artificial Coloring ting, mon. Seen?
https://juicing-for-health.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/monster-energy-drink-label.jpg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJTM97NbAXg)



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*Fun fact: Mirabelle fruit is illegal (https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/foods-illegal-in-the-united-states-of-america-thrillist-nation) therefore unAmerican to drink. I be here sippin mirabelle in the hood because I know bitch-ass five-o fear the Mirabelle Gang and wish they done got the mirabelle clout like I do, nigga. #FuckThePolice