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Ülev
10-04-2019, 04:35 PM
Mari-lena Kirchner


https://youtu.be/-WIU-F9cUAc

Viridian1
10-04-2019, 04:37 PM
Between Faelid and North Atlantid

Laag
10-04-2019, 04:38 PM
Yes, 0% kebab about her.

Ülev
10-04-2019, 05:40 PM
Could be a hypothetical sister/cousin of Bastian Schweinsteiger?
https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?53549-Classify-Bastian-Schweinsteiger-and-his-Girlfriend
(bump)

Ymyyakhtakh
10-04-2019, 05:47 PM
She's not perfect morphologically, because her head is too narrow, her chin is too long, her jaw is too small, and her nose is too long.

Her philtrum to chin ratio is too short (lol):

https://i.imgur.com/7KMYdBp.jpg

I just went through the photos of about 200 German soccer players, and I selected the players below as the best-looking 16. They mostly have more robust morphology and a wider face than her.

https://i.imgur.com/KdPpL1r.jpg

I would never have guessed that she was born in 1997. She must be the last wholesome zoomer artist. This is supposed to be a pic from when she was 14:

https://static3.main-echo-cdn.de/storage/image/8/7/2/4/1574278_galerie-bild_1oGEV2_WmnvCi.jpg

Ülev
10-04-2019, 05:52 PM
she is 8/10 actually
(if I was younger)