KuriousKatKommittee
10-07-2019, 04:08 AM
PHENOTYPE DYSPHORIA:
An introduction to the disorder.
Triple K
University of Benis, Iran (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benis)
Kang
Dna187
University of Nagina, India (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nagina)
PhD in Aesthetics
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You know that Anthrofora special moment when you are disappointed with your classification because it does not align with how you wanted to be classified? Feeling deep down in your soul that you are Hallstatt Nordid even though you are from Turkey? Or, in reverse, you have Rowan Atkinson's phenotype and feel that you can pass in Saudi Arabia?
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This is called "phenotype dysphoria," a valid condition affecting up to 89%** of Anthrofora userbase since Anthrofora attracts sufferers of phenotype dysphoria like flies to India. This is also known under other informal names such as "OWD," "OBD," "inferiority complex," "insecurity," and "late-stage narcissism." Dna8 (that's Dr. Dna8 for you there) briefly touched (https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?281257-Dna8-s-Safe-Space) upon the phenomenon that I name phenotype dysphoria in the vein of body dysmorphia in fitness and gender dysphoria in sexuality.
Suffering of phenotype dysmorphia niggas is considerable and all efforts at treatment through restricting niggas' access to Anthrofora hoods have been ineffective. To alleviate symptoms I propose obtaining one of them "My name is" stickers (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/db/Hello_my_name_is_sticker.svg/1280px-Hello_my_name_is_sticker.svg.png), change "name" to "phenotype" and write in your desired phenotype so that when you move to, say, Japan, everyone knows that you are trans-Paleo Jomon if you so identify and not Brunn. Don't forget to report everyone who misclassifies you to the police because you are a victim who's been subjected to microassault punishable up to 25 years in maximum security prison.
Methods
A wide motherfucking range of methods has been used with respect to validity of the conclusion, including rolling my eyes as I waded through countless "taxonomy" and "anthropology" section threads with cherrypicked pics, newly created profiles using the same language as recently banned users, and defensive, apologetic, salty tone of the original posters after being offered alternate hypotheses not aligning with they own self-perception, this replaying ad infinitum. Scope of participants: 2109 users online. 70 members and 1569 guests, with 470 spiders.
Acknowledgements
I would also like to extend my special thanx to very special subjects referred to only by the pseudonyms "Portuguese Princess" and "🅱️ortimer"; without them I would not be even close to isolating the phenomenon at all.
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*Honorary credit.
**Source: Statistics Bureau of My Big Black Butt.
https://66.media.tumblr.com/07a72f5808b235c237c3aa1ee2bd92a6/tumblr_o813lm1iit1qddx9fo1_1280.jpg
An introduction to the disorder.
Triple K
University of Benis, Iran (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benis)
Kang
Dna187
University of Nagina, India (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nagina)
PhD in Aesthetics
____________
You know that Anthrofora special moment when you are disappointed with your classification because it does not align with how you wanted to be classified? Feeling deep down in your soul that you are Hallstatt Nordid even though you are from Turkey? Or, in reverse, you have Rowan Atkinson's phenotype and feel that you can pass in Saudi Arabia?
____________
This is called "phenotype dysphoria," a valid condition affecting up to 89%** of Anthrofora userbase since Anthrofora attracts sufferers of phenotype dysphoria like flies to India. This is also known under other informal names such as "OWD," "OBD," "inferiority complex," "insecurity," and "late-stage narcissism." Dna8 (that's Dr. Dna8 for you there) briefly touched (https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?281257-Dna8-s-Safe-Space) upon the phenomenon that I name phenotype dysphoria in the vein of body dysmorphia in fitness and gender dysphoria in sexuality.
Suffering of phenotype dysmorphia niggas is considerable and all efforts at treatment through restricting niggas' access to Anthrofora hoods have been ineffective. To alleviate symptoms I propose obtaining one of them "My name is" stickers (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/db/Hello_my_name_is_sticker.svg/1280px-Hello_my_name_is_sticker.svg.png), change "name" to "phenotype" and write in your desired phenotype so that when you move to, say, Japan, everyone knows that you are trans-Paleo Jomon if you so identify and not Brunn. Don't forget to report everyone who misclassifies you to the police because you are a victim who's been subjected to microassault punishable up to 25 years in maximum security prison.
Methods
A wide motherfucking range of methods has been used with respect to validity of the conclusion, including rolling my eyes as I waded through countless "taxonomy" and "anthropology" section threads with cherrypicked pics, newly created profiles using the same language as recently banned users, and defensive, apologetic, salty tone of the original posters after being offered alternate hypotheses not aligning with they own self-perception, this replaying ad infinitum. Scope of participants: 2109 users online. 70 members and 1569 guests, with 470 spiders.
Acknowledgements
I would also like to extend my special thanx to very special subjects referred to only by the pseudonyms "Portuguese Princess" and "🅱️ortimer"; without them I would not be even close to isolating the phenomenon at all.
___________
*Honorary credit.
**Source: Statistics Bureau of My Big Black Butt.
https://66.media.tumblr.com/07a72f5808b235c237c3aa1ee2bd92a6/tumblr_o813lm1iit1qddx9fo1_1280.jpg