Favorite Movie/TV show Quotes/OneLiners

[rustyshiv]

The outlaw Josey Wales- I didn't surrender, they took my horse and made him surrender.
No all I got is this piece of rock candy ,but it's not for eating it's just for looking through.

Cool hand Luke- yep sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand.
Grumpy old men- What Gusstufson is as straight as a grizzlys dick.

Post your favorite quotes/oneliners here.

[Neanderthal]

“There are two kinds of people in the world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.” - Clint Eastwood, 1966, “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
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[Svipdag]

"Laugh while you may, Heathcliff. There is no laughter in Hell." Wuthering
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"DE GVSTIBVS NON EST DISPVTANDVM" - GAIVS VALERIVS CATVLLVS

[Urrobbers]

Any Which Way You Can. Why Lord other men you make out of clay but mine you make out of shit.

[Smaland]

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Describing the character John Quade, a police inspector, Mae West said that "He's so crooked he uses a corkscrew for a ruler." :)

[Urrobbers]

Missing in Action III. I don't step on toes Little John I step on necks.

The Good The Bad and The Ugly. There are two kinds of people my friend those that come through the doors and those that come through the windows I my friend am one that comes through the window.

Tough Guys. Leon B. Little: I'am going to shoot 100 of them coppers. Harry Doyle: But Leon there's only 50 out there. Leon B. Little: Well I'll shoot them all twice then.

[rustyshiv]

Halloween 2(remake)-Looks like we got 7ft of fucktard here.

Commando- don't bother my friend he's dead tired.
Black guy: you 're messing with a Green Beret motherfucker
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I eat Green Berets for breakfast, and right now I'm not very hungry.

Hitman- Muslim guy: Allah protects us. Chuck Norris: Good then this shouldn't hurt.
Should've took the room full of hookers.

Hellraiser- Angels to some, demons to others.
We'll tear your soul apart.

[Pallantides]

How about video game quotes?

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Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding


There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own, you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign.


Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades. You wither, and die. We are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything.


We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure.

[Aces High]

"Runaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaround......................now".

[Gamera]

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[Eldritch]

One of my favourite film scenes ever:

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"... maybe not."

[Breedingvariety]

"Dinner for Schmucks" Barry quote: "He was a dreamer."

"The Dark Knight" Joker quote: "Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!"

"The Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say... Ah, come here.
[takes Dent's hand into his own]
The Joker: When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I'm telling the truth. It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and look where that got you.
[Dent tries to grab the Joker]
The Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
[Joker hands Two-Face a gun and points it at himself]
The Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!"

[georgedepp]

My favourite movies are:
1. Salt.
2. I am legend.
3. Toy story 3.
4. Inception.
5. Ring.

[ryanbrian]

My favourite movies are: Inception, Toy story , warriors and titanic. These are my favourite movies and I have seen these movies up to fifty rime in my life. I like Titanic mostly because of its great story.

[Osprey]

Arnie : Who is your daddy and what does he do

Cindy :(Long Blabbering) So Now are you gonna tell me, what's the matter?
Arnie : No

Bad Guy : You are going to cooperate, if you want to see your daughter again. Right Matrix?
Matrix : Wrong (Boom!)

Clint : (After winning at cards and asked what do you want) Your Life

Mel Gibson : If you get raped by a pack of niggers, its your fault.

Drago : I must break you!

[Osprey]

Death smiles at us all.
All a Man can do, Is Smile Back.

[Pallantides]

"We wanted a better life, but in the end we were a lot worse off than most other people. You know, I think it's important to keep a balance in things. Yeah, balance, that's the right word. Cause the guy who wants too much, risks losing absolutely everything. Of course, the guy who wants too little from life, might not get anything at all." - Thomas Angelo, Mafia: The City of Lost Heaven

[Sally]

“Don't threaten me with a dead fish.”

“This place has become impossible. Nothing to eat, freezing cold and now a madman on the prowl outside with eels.”

-Withnail and I (1987)

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[Incal]

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[samchn07]

My favorite movie is Titanic which is a love story or romantic movie. It has created a record in the movie industry. I like to watch it again and again...

[Mido]

i don't know why but my favourite is legends of the fall

[Atlantic Islander]

Rocco: "Is it dead?"

Yakavetta: "You insignifi-CUNT, little fuck!"

Paul Smecker: "So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns, and he was a senior frigging citizen?"

Murphy: "All right. Get your stupid fuckin' rope."

Basically every line from The Boondock Saints.

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[Slycooper]

Vegeta "IT'S OVER 9000!"

[Atlantic Islander]

I know it's not a one-liner, but it's one of my favorite bits of dialogue:

Sergeant Harry Wells: My guts are out Coop!
Cooper: We'll just put 'em back in then!
Sergeant Harry Wells: They're not gonna fucking fit!
Cooper: Of course they'll fit, man!

Also:

Sergeant Harry Wells: We are now up against live, hostile targets. So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch.

And:

Sergeant Harry Wells: I am not breaking radio silence just cos' you lot got spooked by a dead flying fucking cow.

Every line from Dog Soldiers is gold imo.

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[Incal]

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[Baldur]

Do you feel lucky punk?

[Pallantides]

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[Incal]

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[Marshmallow Fluff]

"It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!" from Despicable Me


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[Hithaeglir]

Bazinga.-Sheldon Cooper(Tbbt)


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How you doin'-Joey Tribbiani (Friends)


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