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MobyD
11-09-2019, 05:22 PM
If she was not famous and walking around Berlin, Stockholm, or Moscow....where would she look the most typical?
https://www.newdvdreleasedates.com/images/profiles/gwyneth-paltrow.jpg
http://www.szdaily.com/images/attachement/jpg/site542/20131021/d4bed994063f13cece4812.jpg
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/polls/237000/237133_1242516742688_full.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/99/de/79/99de7975b5c7815c006f3db60146bc3a.jpg
https://www.usmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/gwyneth-paltrow-through-the-years-02.jpg?w=800
https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/gwyneth-paltrow-during-mercedes-benz-fashion-week-2003-opening-of-the-picture-id112381286
https://live-imagecollect.s3.amazonaws.com/preview/23343/c9e09c330cb2b60
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f5/fb/35/f5fb35227edaf966f29f53bde75da3c0.jpg

Kraftwerk
11-09-2019, 05:24 PM
She looks female version of Brad Pitt and Faelid. Therefore, she pases better in Germany.

MobyD
11-09-2019, 05:28 PM
She looks female version of Brad Pitt and Faelid. Therefore, she pases better in Germany.

She gives off strong Russian vibes in this picture
https://live-imagecollect.s3.amazonaws.com/preview/23343/c9e09c330cb2b60

Ülev
11-09-2019, 05:29 PM
German, eot

Viridian1
11-09-2019, 05:36 PM
1st German

valentinavalley2
11-09-2019, 06:41 PM
German...



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Zeno
11-09-2019, 06:48 PM
She looks like many Russian women.

chociprasa
11-09-2019, 06:53 PM
German.

JAHL
11-09-2019, 11:54 PM
Old Prussian - she's got the square jaw!

Blondie
11-09-2019, 11:55 PM
as german

MobyD
11-10-2019, 12:13 AM
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/08/07/18/4EE7D37B00000578-6035897-image-m-2_1533661498105.jpg
https://www.thewrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/GWYNETH-PALTROW-CONTAGION-618.jpg
http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Cannes+2008+Two+Lovers+Premiere+-yrIWd9SaMvl.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/44/d4/f2/44d4f235476b3a6d5027e244eb178c83--gwyneth-paltrow.jpg
https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/JkUN9rViPgN1IjuPHJCvhA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTY0MA--/https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/S1ZtYCPVq6GXgZsm7UqN_g--~B/aD00MDg7dz00MDg7c209MTthcHBpZD15dGFjaHlvbg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_GB/News/RedOnline/gwyneth_paltrow_rex_1468790c_article_banner_img.jp g

Voyt
11-10-2019, 01:33 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gwyneth_Paltrow#Early_life


--Paltrow's father was Jewish,[4] while her mother is from a Christian background.


--Her father's Ashkenazi Jewish family emigrated from Belarus and Poland,[9][10][11][12][13] while her mother has Pennsylvania Dutch (German), Irish, and some English ancestry.[14][15][16] Paltrow's paternal great-great-grandfather was a rabbi in Nowogród, Poland, and a descendant of the well known "Paltrowicz" family of rabbis from Kraków.

her Jewish ancestry is very diluted; her father is essentially Slavic and mother essentially Germanic.

At first glance she comes off as Norid but her profile view debunks that; her nose bridge is way too low and indicative of her Jewish portion.

Final judgment: 50% Anglo-Saxon + 30% East Baltid + 15% NeoDanubian + 5% Armenid

btw you people really need to start posting less flattering pics, pics that aren't airbrushed and with makeup caked on. It's hard enough to classify a 2d image without photoshop and makeup making it 10,000x more difficult

This pic is most revealing of her Armenid/Khazarian side:

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/08/07/18/4EE7D37B00000578-6035897-image-m-2_1533661498105.jpg

She therefore passes best in east Germany

Kyp
11-10-2019, 06:48 AM
Looks like a German Russian mix
I'm going with Germany

MysteriousWays
11-10-2019, 12:32 PM
Germany easily of the three.

The Blade
11-10-2019, 01:01 PM
Germany.
Nordocromagnid.
Fits even better in The Netherlands.

RandomGuy20
11-10-2019, 01:37 PM
Out of these options she passes better in Germany imo.
Though she reminds me of a Scottish girl I used to know.

MobyD
11-11-2019, 12:09 AM
bump

MobyD
12-01-2019, 08:58 PM
Bump

MobyD
01-01-2023, 03:01 PM
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d7/da/3f/d7da3fb5c20a158b4721ea4087200a78.jpg
https://i.huffpost.com/gen/339701/GWYNETH-PALTROW-NO-MAKEUP.jpg
https://assets.vogue.com/photos/6151cdf7e5e3b746e895fb78/1:1/w_1006,h_1006,c_limit/00_gwen.jpg
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Gwyneth-gwyneth-paltrow-52836_1024_768.jpg
http://www.unleashthefanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/gwyneth-paltrow-iron-man-3-rescue.jpg