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Adamastor
01-03-2020, 01:43 AM
Discuss.

Daco Celtic
01-03-2020, 01:49 AM
There would probably be some degree of cultural overlap as both are known for being orderly societies.

Teutone
01-03-2020, 02:07 AM
Not big of a difference suprisingly, we got pretty much in common

Rĉdwald
01-03-2020, 02:24 AM
They probably wouldn't have let in so many fugees' :coffee:

sean
01-03-2020, 10:51 AM
Japan is a perverted society to begin with. Even the early explorers noted this. Just ask the females groped on the subway, or look at their degenerate porn. All they do is work and work and their suicide rate is through the roof.

Also I doubt that the Japanese Empire would have held on to their overseas holdings as they weren't as thorough as the British in eradicating out the conquered populations, nor did they care about replacing the conquered leaders with pro-Japanese servants à la the British Empire. The Empire would have had the Japanese trying to colonise purely through the mass immigration of Japanese into German lands, but unlike Europe which had the help of disease in the New World and superior technology in Africa, the colonial Japanese would be fighting tooth and nail against well armed locals.

Remember the good old days when Samurais beheaded catholic missionaries from Southern Europe when they tried to spread Christianity into Japan because they saw it as subversive and hostile to Japanese society. Being Japanese in itself is like a religion because they worship their ancestors and if you convert to a religion in which you worship something other than the ancestors or Shinto spirits or the respect for Buddhist rituals, then you are no longer considered Japanese. So Germany wouldn't be Christian for sure.

Faklon
01-03-2020, 12:48 PM
Nobel-nominated Daisetz Suzuki tried to influence early Nazi Germany, and Himmler wanted to model the SS on the Samurai.

There many articles about this on Asia-Pacific journal,

D.T. Suzuki, Zen and the Nazis (https://apjjf.org/2013/11/43/Brian-Victoria/4019/article.html)

The Zen of Hitler Jugend (https://apjjf.org/2016/02/2-Victoria.html)


The Formation and Principles of Count Dürckheim’s Nazi Worldview and his interpretation of Japanese Spirit and Zen (https://apjjf.org/2013/11/48/Karl-Baier/4041/article.html)


A Zen Nazi in Wartime Japan: Count Dürckheim and his Sources—D.T. Suzuki, Yasutani Haku’un and Eugen Herrigel (https://apjjf.org/2014/12/3/Brian-Victoria/4063/article.html)

And this book,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zen_at_War

He was unsuccessful as Nazi idololatric chauvinists couldn't accept the yellow race to be "Super-Teutons".


The former view, that the German soldier is the best in the world has been confused by descriptions of the Japanese swimmers who removed mines laid before Hongkong, or the Japanese pilots who, with contempt for death, pounce with their bombs on enemy ships. This has partially caused something like an inferiority complex. The Japanese look like a kind of ‘Super-Teuton’ [Germane im Quadrat]

They resorted to denoting the Aryan "kshatriya" ancestry of Buddha rather than the Samurai spirit of self-sacrifice.



Japan is a perverted society to begin with. Even the early explorers noted this. Just ask the females groped on the subway, or look at their degenerate porn.

At least they produce innovative porn and not only idolize the brother's BBC like the West(including Indian larpers like you). They are a developed and technologically advanced country that still remains masculine.


https://clearlycultural.com/geert-hofstede-cultural-dimensions/masculinity/

https://www.thealphaparent.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/masculinity1.png

MinervaItalica
01-03-2020, 12:51 PM
We would have blonde japanese.

Samnium
01-03-2020, 12:57 PM
Irrelevant question.

Synapsid
01-03-2020, 01:04 PM
Japan is a perverted society to begin with. Even the early explorers noted this. Just ask the females groped on the subway, or look at their degenerate porn. All they do is work and work and their suicide rate is through the roof.

Also I doubt that the Japanese Empire would have held on to their overseas holdings as they weren't as thorough as the British in eradicating out the conquered populations, nor did they care about replacing the conquered leaders with pro-Japanese servants à la the British Empire. The Empire would have had the Japanese trying to colonise purely through the mass immigration of Japanese into German lands, but unlike Europe which had the help of disease in the New World and superior technology in Africa, the colonial Japanese would be fighting tooth and nail against well armed locals.

Remember the good old days when Samurais beheaded catholic missionaries from Southern Europe when they tried to spread Christianity into Japan because they saw it as subversive and hostile to Japanese society. Being Japanese in itself is like a religion because they worship their ancestors and if you convert to a religion in which you worship something other than the ancestors or Shinto spirits or the respect for Buddhist rituals, then you are no longer considered Japanese. So Germany wouldn't be Christian for sure.

What do you mean by this?

Blondie
01-03-2020, 01:06 PM
Not big of a difference suprisingly, we got pretty much in common

Yepp +1 :)

The Lawspeaker
01-03-2020, 01:08 PM
The trains would actually run on time.

Dick
01-03-2020, 01:15 PM
They probably wouldn't have let in so many fugees' :coffee:

They would if East Asia was part of the new world order plan. I guess the Plan includes only North America and Europe for obvious reasons

Blondie
01-03-2020, 01:20 PM
Yea right. Japanese men are feminine beta cucks who don't want to reproduce with their own women, instead they beat off to 6 year old anime girls. BBC in the West is literally on par with beastiality in Japan with no market demand.

A Greek saying West is degenerate is the equivalent of a man dying with cancer saying that a man with a cold is sick.

And I am not Indian, so get lost.

Porn don't represent a complete nation. porn and reality are two different thing.

Faklon
01-03-2020, 01:28 PM
Yea right. Japanese men are feminine beta cucks who don't want to reproduce with their own women, instead they beat off to 6 year old anime girls. BBC in the West is literally on par with beastiality in Japan with no market demand.

A Greek saying West is degenerate is the equivalent of a man dying with cancer saying that a man with a cold is sick.

And I am not Indian, so get lost.

Are you an idiot or didn't you see the Hofstede table where they score the highest in masculinity, and yeah they still manage to sell kawai anime to cucks worldwide. I never claimed that my country falls outside this degeneracy, we offer many rights to Indo-gypsies like you for a start.

Blacks and homoerotica are among the top porn trends in the US.


https://fsmedia.imgix.net/aa/2f/40/b9/143c/48c4/9b91/5fe0eda98a56/step-mom-and-step-sister-are-particularly-telling-search-terms.png?auto=format%2Ccompress&dpr=2&w=620



And I am not Indian, so get lost.


Danny has an Anglo-Saxon name too.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8

Faklon
01-03-2020, 01:58 PM
Speaking of masculinity, anime became huge as Japan began to slide into a decades long economic slump. It's to anesthetize the Japs to the lack of meaning and purpose in their lives by immersing them in fantasy. Anime is an otaku assembly line. The vast majority of anime isn't known in the western world but there is enough of it to keep a person submerged for the rest of their lives. Not something to be proud of.

Yes, Kurosawa-tier anime that deals with sociopolitics isn't known in the western world, only kawai faggy shit.






You are mentally retarded. According to Pornhub stats, bbc or interracial aren't searched for that much.

https://www.pornhub.com/insights/2019-year-in-review

https://cs.phncdn.com/insights-static/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/1-pornhub-insights-2019-year-review-most-searched-terms.png

Ahahaha Japanese is the first result followed by Hentai and Lesbian, are you kidding me larper?

The Lawspeaker
01-03-2020, 02:04 PM
What ? People still watch BBC ? The Bolshevik Bullshit Corporation ?

Faklon
01-03-2020, 02:15 PM
Who cares? As you can see BBC isn't even on either list. Anime is for nerds. And you best get used to it, ya swarthy cunt.


Is this some try-hard attempt to convince me that you are British? Not even the chavs of Scotland sound like that.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4OFkjVNg2w

Blondie
01-03-2020, 02:23 PM
It's to anesthetize the Japs to the lack of meaning and purpose in their lives by immersing them in fantasy.

That's true and very sad. Japan is one of the most depressed nation with high suicide rate, everyone live in online world and the real relationships are rare. I've talked with some japanese on chat and they are all confirm it.

Thanas Django
01-03-2020, 02:24 PM
Who cares? As you can see BBC isn't even on either list. Anime is for nerds. And you best get used to it, ya swarthy cunt.

All your posts on this forum are about BBC. Literally go fuck yourself.

The Lawspeaker
01-03-2020, 02:44 PM
And, ooh: Germany would be a lot cleaner too. Every visit to Germany shows me that the Germans are, essentially, a broken nation because they stopped caring about themselves or their surroundings. Funny enough: they weren't that broken nation in 1955 -or the early 1960s. That's a result of the post-1968 era.

You wouldn't see this in Tokyo:

https://www.bz-berlin.de/data/uploads/2017/07/berlin-muell_1500308738-768x432.jpg

Or this:

https://www.1730live.de/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/r_0711_liur_BTG_Bahnhofsviertel_4.jpg

Or this:

https://www.goettinger-tageblatt.de/var/storage/images/haz/nachrichten/der-norden/reaktivierung-von-bahnstrecken-200-kilometer-allein-fuer-niedersachsen/720420881-4-ger-DE/Auf-200-Kilometern-k[email protected]2x.jpg

No - sir: German cities would look a lot more like this:

https://www.japan-guide.com/g18/3005_02.jpg

And train stations a lot more like this:

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5475c689e4b05a135b085d65/1571790764743-294WHAZXYJXU3Z6OOFCA/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kPqQfq0L3n3wpHIsRapTfg8UqsxRUq qbr1mOJYKfIPR7LoDQ9mXPOjoJoqy81S2I8N_N4V1vUb5AoIII bLZhVYxCRW4BPu10St3TBAUQYVKczo5Zn4xktlpMsMj-QlHXeMfNK6GwvtVkYEWiR8XAPyD3GfLCe_DXOSC_YcAacWL_/Japan+Rail+Pass+Train+Platform

And trains, trams, subways, buses and all other forms of public transport would run perfectly on time.

Faklon
01-03-2020, 02:50 PM
So I take it you're going back and forth between the two retarded arguments you came up with switching back everytime one of them gets curbstomped and forgetting the refutation of the previous one.

I am well aware this must be your med nigger blood, you just have to have the last word.

I am Canadian. I'm of British ancestry and I say it proudly. I don't care what you think, so fuck off.

There is no argument getting curbstomped neither I have SSA blood my Australoid slave.

You are refuting yourself by saying:


The vast majority of anime isn't known in the western world but there is enough of it to keep a person submerged for the rest of their lives. Not something to be proud of.

Then you post the pornhub table where hentai figures first.

That I posted Hofstede's study whereas you provided nada is enough for me.

Chile Raptor
04-25-2020, 01:35 AM
The huns conquering germany is the most closest answer to your question

What kind of question is that?? :picard1: