Classify me Ashkenazi Jew

[LittleBeyond]

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[LittleBeyond]

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[Dna8]

You look intelligent, resourceful, selfless, wholesome, spiritual, unconcerned with money, and apolitical.

[Kamal900]

I guess pan-East Med for me since you pass in the Levant, Southern Italy and etc quite well in my opinion.

[LittleBeyond]

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[LittleBeyond]

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[LittleBeyond]

I guess pan-East Med for me since you pass in the Levant, Southern Italy and etc quite well in my opinion.

Thanks. Jews are all from Judea that's why I look East Med.

[LittleBeyond]

I'm Ukranian Jew.

[Pine]

Most "Jews" here are trolls.

[Bred]

You dont lool askhanazi at all .. you look Light North africa or light iraqi

[Jana]

Would have guessed you Spaniard. Very handsome.

[LittleBeyond]

Most "Jews" here are trolls.

חחחחחחחחחחחחחח לא

[Pine]

חחחחחחחחחחחחחח לא

ata medaber russit?

[LittleBeyond]

You dont lool askhanazi at all .. you look Light North africa or light iraqi

I'm Ukranian Jew.

[LittleBeyond]

ata medaber russit?

kii

75% Ukraine 25% Russ

[Pine]

You dont lool askhanazi at all .. you look Light North africa or light iraqi

This is what I mean when I say everyone here pretends they know how Jews look like.

[LittleBeyond]

This is what I mean when I say everyone here pretends they know how Jews look like.

Am I too dark for an ashkenazi?

[Pine]

Am I too dark for an ashkenazi?

No, that's the point.

[Pine]

kii

75% Ukraine 25% Russ

ze lo tshuva

[LittleBeyond]

ze lo tshuva

אני לא מדבר רוסית

[LittleBeyond]

ze lo tshuva

רק קצת

[Pine]

אני לא מדבר רוסית

aval ata yahoodi ukraini?

[KMack]

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Progressive Negroid?

[Voyt]

You could pass as south Slav and even Ukrainian and south russian

[LittleBeyond]

aval ata yahoodi ukraini?

גדלתי בישראל

ההורים שלי מאוקראינה והם מדברים אוקראינית ורוסית

[Pine]

You could pass as south Slav and even Ukrainian and south russian

Not Ukrainian or south Russian.

[Pine]

גדלתי בישראל

ההורים שלי מאוקראינה והם מדברים אוקראינית ורוסית

Yahoodim medabrim Ukrainit? Me eyfo be Ukraina?

[Lousianaboy]

est med+pontid

[LittleBeyond]

Yahoodim medabrim Ukrainit? Me eyfo be Ukraina?

מעיר הבירה

יש לך פייסבוק?

[Voyt]

Not Ukrainian or south Russian.

not "original slavic" natives, but the mixed ones sure, the ones mixed with Caucasids and the like

[Pine]

מעיר הבירה

יש לך פייסבוק?

lo

[Pine]

not "original slavic" natives, but the mixed ones sure, the ones mixed with Caucasids and the like

Among those of full recent East-Slavic ancestry, none look like him. Sure, if someone is half Armenian, it's possible.

[LittleBeyond]

me in haifa

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[grecoroman]

Your a bot.
You don't look Jewish at all.
Adam Sandler looks jewish

[Voyt]

Among those of full recent East-Slavic ancestry, none look like him. Sure, if someone is half Armenian, it's possible.

Ukraine crowd:
https://ocdn.eu/images/pulscms/YTc7MDA_/03d8c6db-e04b-4d3a-80ce-b3e8f542c0d3.jpeg
https://www.kreisbote.de/bilder/2014/02/23/3380193/508037749-julia-timoschenko-kiew-maidan-unabhaengigkeitsplatz.jpg

You're severely underestimating the wogginess of Ukraine and south Russia bruh

[LittleBeyond]

Your a bot.
You don't look Jewish at all.
Adam Sandler looks jewish

Bar Rafaeli doesn't look Jewish? He's American Jew and American Jews are usually Judean looking

[Pine]

Your a bot.
You don't look Jewish at all.
Adam Sandler looks jewish

Yet another example of someone who shouldn't contribute to this.

[Duffmannn]

Pan-Southern European look (Portugal-Spain-Italy-Greece-Cyprus) + West Turkey.

Your features are very western-mediterranean, in my opinion.

Easily distinguible from East Med (Syria, Iraq, Lebanon, Jordan) types, even those with Med or pseudo-Med appearances. Mainly because your gracile and more delicated facial features (lips, jaw), while your hairy eyebrows are quite semtic. Your eyes are big, very western, but your dark and pronunciated eye bags give you a turkish vibe (only between west-med turkish types, which are abundant too)

If I had to pick a country I would choose Italy, all the country, not specifical region. (Something to a extent logical because are genetically identical)

[grecoroman]

Bar Rafaeli doesn't look Jewish? He's American Jew and American Jews are usually Judean looking

https://www.famousbirthdays.com/headshots/baby-ariel-3.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Jf2NAUgnfVA/maxresdefault.jpg

[LittleBeyond]

Pan-Southern European look (Portugal-Spain-Italy-Greece-Cyprus) + West Turkey.

Your features are very western-mediterranean, in my opinion.

Easily distinguible from East Med (Syria, Iraq, Lebanon, Jordan) types, even those with Med or pseudo-Med appearances. Mainly because your gracile and more delicated facial features (lips, jaw), while your hairy eyebrows are quite semtic. Your eyes are big, very western, but your dark and pronunciated eye bags give you a turkish vibe (only between west-med turkish types, which are abundant too)

If I had to pick a country I would choose Italy, all the country, not specifical region. (Something to a extent logical because are genetically identical)

I think Spanish and Italians have small eyes that I don't have like this:
https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YLrzAR7-cJo/V6rw1cjCTMI/AAAAAAAAAOI/6NbVtBuIQmwoysecezkhCLkHMK_tT6PlgCLcB/s1600/%25E6%25A2%2585%25E8%25A5%25BF.jpg
https://image.ibb.co/nnjBhJ/Capture2.jpg

[Duffmannn]

I think Spanish and Italians have small eyes that I don't have like this:
https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YLrzAR7-cJo/V6rw1cjCTMI/AAAAAAAAAOI/6NbVtBuIQmwoysecezkhCLkHMK_tT6PlgCLcB/s1600/%25E6%25A2%2585%25E8%25A5%25BF.jpg


Lol, Messi is amerindian mixed xD

[LittleBeyond]

https://www.famousbirthdays.com/headshots/baby-ariel-3.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Jf2NAUgnfVA/maxresdefault.jpg

? what country I look best fit in you think? I got Italy, Spain, Ukraine according to the comments

[happycow]

Nice eyebrows. They are as thick as mine xD

[Kamal900]

Nice eyebrows. They are as thick as mine xD

Me and my big brother too, rofl.

[grecoroman]

? what country I look best fit in you think? I got Italy, Spain, Ukraine according to the comments

In the first picture you look italian

[Nassbean]

I can't classify sorry but I would say you look south euro with a slight levantine vibe (to answer your question no you don't look north african)

[Kamal900]

For the OP, can me and my big brother pass for Israeli Jews?
https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?257056-Reclassify-my-big-brother-and-me

Yeah, we're both Pali Muslims(I'm agnostic though).

[LittleBeyond]

For the OP, can me and my big brother pass for Israeli Jews?
https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?257056-Reclassify-my-big-brother-and-me

Yeah, we're both Pali Muslims(I'm agnostic though).

Ok i'll comment

[grecoroman]

Are you surrounded by Ashkenazim or do you live in a mixed city??

[LittleBeyond]

Are you surrounded by Ashkenazim or do you live in a mixed city??

mixed city, all kinds of people are here

[Cumansky]

If I move Israel will they try kill me or I can just blend in they won't notice I look more native lol

[LittleBeyond]

If I move Israel will they try kill me or I can just blend in they won't notice I look more native lol

Post your photo so I can give comment

[Dna8]

Post your photo so I can give comment

I would be so bold as to wonder, would you do me too?

[LittleBeyond]

I would be so bold as to wonder, would you do me too?

yeah sure send in private

[Dna8]

yeah sure send in private

I shall, my friend.

You need not bump my classification/passification thread - simply post my score out of ten, in this here thread.

Cheers

[Voyt]

nothin more kinky than private-message classifications mhmm

[LittleBeyond]

I shall, my friend.

You need not bump my classification/passification thread - simply post my score out of ten, in this here thread.

Cheers

Imo. clean shaven you look quite Israeli. Rate: 9/10. Can pass in Israel and England yeah I've seen English guy that looks like that

[Mr.G]

nothin more kinky than private-message classifications mhmm

Hahaha, yeah that's about as kinky as I've gotten around here.

[grecoroman]

mixed city, all kinds of people are here


are there many moroccans in your city??


https://youtu.be/G51MxLosN_Y

[LittleBeyond]

are there many moroccans in your city??


https://youtu.be/G51MxLosN_Y

Yes, my girlfriend was Marrocain

[grecoroman]

Yes, my girlfriend was Marrocain

That's cool. Moroccans and russim are the 2 biggest nationalities in Israel.

[Dna8]

Imo. clean shaven you look quite Israeli. Rate: 9/10. Can pass in Israel and England yeah I've seen English guy that looks like that

Regarding the, emboldened:

https://i.imgflip.com/1kjig0.jpg

**

תודה על זמנך.

Dna8

[LittleBeyond]

That's cool. Moroccans and russim are the 2 biggest nationalities in Israel.

Are you Moroccan jew?

[grecoroman]

Are you Moroccan jew?

No. I'm just a spaniard.

[Pine]

Are you Moroccan jew?

lol

[Morena]

You look like what you are. Would like to see a profile pic. Can pass as Sicilian.

[grecoroman]

You look like what you are. Would like to see a profile pic. Can pass as Sicilian.

He doesn't look Ashkenazi!!

[Morena]

He doesn't look Ashkenazi!!

I lived in Miami, which was a Jewish hot spot. My husband lived in NYC for years, which I would visit. I know what most Ashkenazim look like. Many of them pass as Italian, like he does. His nose and face and whatnot look very Jewish. He doesn't look as Jewy as say, Woody Allen, but then again, not all Jews look the same. He has that Jewish med look.

[LittleBeyond]

He doesn't look Ashkenazi!!

Lol then what I look like? Italians don't look like me they have small eyes

[Morena]

Lol then what I look like? Italians don't look like me they have small eyes

Not necessarily. My husband's eyes are pretty huge. He's half Sicilian and gets his looks from that half.

[LittleBeyond]

Not necessarily. My husband's eyes are pretty huge. He's half Sicilian and gets his looks from that half.

I never saw Italians in real life can you show me

[Pine]

He doesn't look Ashkenazi!!

Let me guess: he looks like you.

[LittleBeyond]

Let me guess: he looks like you.

This is my friend Idan. He looks very Ashkenazi right?

https://scontent-cdt1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15895013_632158613638325_7486276029881462420_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=108&_nc_ohc=_AFv7sox_f0AQlpO3bJcRPWFMiA07USlKokZPJeU9r Cf8OFx19mLE3hxw&_nc_ht=scontent-cdt1-1.xx&oh=9991f7061582fc99291cc1e0310beec3&oe=5E9CB6B4

[Pine]

This is my friend Idan. He looks very Ashkenazi right?



No, he is an example of someone who doesn't look Jewish.

[LittleBeyond]

No, he is an example of someone who doesn't look Jewish.

He looks like Netta Barzilai and his ears resemble bibi

[Pine]

He looks like Netta Barzilai and his ears resemble bibi

He doesn't look Jewish.

[Morena]

I never saw Italians in real life can you show me
An actor, he played the titular character in Everyone Loves Raymond. I don't remember his name.
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.newsday.com%2Fpolopoly_fs%2F1. 12434370.1476120349!%2FhttpImage%2Fimage.JPG_gen%2 Fderivatives%2Fdisplay_960%2Fimage.JPG&f=1&nofb=1
Marisa Tomei
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fimage.tmdb.org%2Ft%2Fp%2Foriginal% 2F9aJES5IyyG4pAVF7UaShSr7Zc8k.jpg&f=1&nofb=1
This guy from the Sopranos:
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/96/08/ac/9608ac8b00cc552239de59e7f56f87b4.jpg
Steve Buscemi in his youth:
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedia%2FD0sYvcGVY AAjo2M.jpg&f=1&nofb=1

I do agree that Sicilians have smaller eyes on average, but large eyes aren't impossible.

Let me guess: he looks like you.

No, not really. GR looks a lot more robust.

[LittleBeyond]

He doesn't look Jewish.

Who looks more Jewish me or him?

[LittleBeyond]

An actor, he played the titular character in Everyone Loves Raymond. I don't remember his name.
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.newsday.com%2Fpolopoly_fs%2F1. 12434370.1476120349!%2FhttpImage%2Fimage.JPG_gen%2 Fderivatives%2Fdisplay_960%2Fimage.JPG&f=1&nofb=1
Marisa Tomei
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fimage.tmdb.org%2Ft%2Fp%2Foriginal% 2F9aJES5IyyG4pAVF7UaShSr7Zc8k.jpg&f=1&nofb=1
This guy from the Sopranos:
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/96/08/ac/9608ac8b00cc552239de59e7f56f87b4.jpg
Steve Buscemi in his youth:
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedia%2FD0sYvcGVY AAjo2M.jpg&f=1&nofb=1

I do agree that Sicilians have smaller eyes on average, but large eyes aren't impossible.


No, not really. GR looks a lot more robust.

This guy looks like my father wtf

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/96/08/ac/9608ac8b00cc552239de59e7f56f87b4.jpg

[Pine]

Who looks more Jewish me or him?

lol

you

You're likely equating "Ashkenazi" with European. He certainly looks very European. And there are Jews who look like that, but they simply don't look Jewish. Are his ancestors from Belarus?

[LittleBeyond]

lol

you

You're likely equating "Ashkenazi" with European. He certainly looks very European. And there are Jews who look like that, but they simply don't look Jewish. Are his ancestors from Belarus?

Nope Poland. Do you think this guy looks more Ashkenazi? https://www.instagram.com/byron.bernstein

[Cumansky]

Lol then what I look like? Italians don't look like me they have small eyes

South Balkan

Greek, Macedonian, Montengrin, etc. Italy is part of that group that why they call it Italy/Greece for AncestryDNA company

Not Yugoslav, there is Yugoslav that look similar and they are South Balkan, not Yugoslav proper

[Morena]

This guy looks like my father wtf

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/96/08/ac/9608ac8b00cc552239de59e7f56f87b4.jpg

You A. Jews are part Italian and cluster right beside Sicilians in every genetic plot I've seen. It should be no surprise.

[Pine]

Nope Poland. Do you think this guy looks more Ashkenazi?

Than your friend? Certainly.

[grecoroman]

Let me guess: he looks like you.

he looks like this Italian boy.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3417372595/a06c3cb6513d058fd65f0e0564f44e0d.jpeg

[LittleBeyond]

he looks like this Italian boy.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3417372595/a06c3cb6513d058fd65f0e0564f44e0d.jpeg

He doesn't look like me

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[PaleoEuropean]

My guess not knowing your ethnicity would be Iberia or Italy.

[PaleoEuropean]

[QUOTE=LittleBeyond;6434503]This is my friend Idan. He looks very Ashkenazi right?

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Looks Slavic, maybe Russian or Ukrainian

[LittleBeyond]

My guess not knowing your ethnicity would be Iberia or Italy.

Can you guess based on this photo, thanks
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[LittleBeyond]

You A. Jews are part Italian and cluster right beside Sicilians in every genetic plot I've seen. It should be no surprise.

I think South Italians have Levantine ancestry or something. Some have Armenoid version that only exists in Syrians or Lebanese

[PaleoEuropean]

Can you guess based on this photo, thanks
[ATT]

Italian or Spanish, my guess would be the boot.

[Erronkari]

Central or South Italian would be my first guess just only looking at you.

[LittleBeyond]

Italian or Spanish, my guess would be the boot.


Central or South Italian would be my first guess just only looking at you.

What about my brother?

https://scontent-cdt1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s960x960/57180159_680464535738317_896965960848637952_o.jpg? _nc_cat=103&_nc_ohc=AvI1Xu7SFJMAQmThIIdzpGx9pbTPpkbMZ-kb7Bvni8K8b6f7UeZ0VRUsA&_nc_ht=scontent-cdt1-1.xx&oh=5d689df83c86e77d53cdaf80d1b83877&oe=5E97F244

[PaleoEuropean]

What about my brother?

[IMG]htt]

Looks kind of German, reminds me of someone I knew in high school from Cologne

[Erronkari]

What about my brother?

https://scontent-cdt1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s960x960/57180159_680464535738317_896965960848637952_o.jpg? _nc_cat=103&_nc_ohc=AvI1Xu7SFJMAQmThIIdzpGx9pbTPpkbMZ-kb7Bvni8K8b6f7UeZ0VRUsA&_nc_ht=scontent-cdt1-1.xx&oh=5d689df83c86e77d53cdaf80d1b83877&oe=5E97F244

You have a familiar type, but for any reason he gives me a balkanite/South Slavic vibe...
Croatian or Bosnian, even Slovenian.

[Mortimer]

Greek, Serb, Italian, Romanian, Macedonian, Bulgarian, Turkey, Levantine, Spaniard, Armenian. Probably. A East Med/Pontid look, similar as a slimmer version of myself a bit different but similar.

[Dna8]

Nice avvie, Morty.

Really brings out the ruddiness in your cheeks, mate.

[LittleBeyond]

Greek, Serb, Italian, Romanian, Macedonian, Bulgarian, Turkey, Levantine, Spaniard, Armenian. Probably. A East Med/Pontid look, similar as a slimmer version of myself a bit different but similar.

Any comments about my brother? He looks like Bar Rafaeli a little bit

https://scontent-cdt1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s960x960/46837321_601150987003006_2029436768222183424_o.jpg ?_nc_cat=108&_nc_ohc=_WONDOAd6b8AQmHf5V-bW7wfsoQwC-h7zxjDbLJyFtksa5M6_XNRtVQfQ&_nc_ht=scontent-cdt1-1.xx&oh=ae2320ee508dddf6a75cc6f6cf705fb2&oe=5EA22F16

[Mortimer]

Any comments about my brother? He looks like Bar Rafaeli a little bit



Russian or Scandinavian, German, maybe also Dutch and British.

[Pine]

This thread: goyim who have never seen Jews and a Jew who has never seen goyim

[Pine]

This thread: goyim who have never seen Jews and a Jew who has never seen goyim

OP looks almost stereo typically Eastern Ashkenazi, as does the brother with his hair up. Reminds me of every other Ukrainian Jew I've known. And since I live in a multi ethnic setting, I can say that Balkan works well too for OP, as does Italian. Turkey works. Some lighter Levantines, but more rare, are like that. Portuguese also works.

[The Great Uniter]

dunno, too early to classify

[LittleBeyond]

OP looks almost stereo typically Eastern Ashkenazi, as does the brother with his hair up. Reminds me of every other Ukrainian Jew I've known. And since I live in a multi ethnic setting, I can say that Balkan works well too for OP, as does Italian. Turkey works. Some lighter Levantines, but more rare, are like that. Portuguese also works.

Do you think my brother looks like Bar Refaeli?

[ModernMaskil]

This thread: goyim who have never seen Jews and a Jew who has never seen goyim

כעיקרון, זה. תקשיב לו.

אח שלך לא נראה כמו בר רפאלי כי יש לו פין וטסטוסטרון.
אתה נראה ים תיכוני בכללי, די טיפוסי לאשכנזים.

חבר שלך נראה גוי.

[Pine]

Do you think my brother looks like Bar Refaeli?

What's with you comparing every male you know to a female celeb? No, he looks like a male teen. As for some phenotypical resemblance, I don't see it either.

[Lemgrant]

https://i.imgur.com/6h8iE2c.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/re8Fxai.jpg

[dududud]

Do you have a normal face picture without filtre?

[Wolfdog]

Orientalid + Med.

very pant-East-Mediterranean look

[dududud]

On your 5.jpg, you looks Western European, i don't understand all the "east-med stuff". Looks Atlanto-Med, can pass in Western Europe.

[فاروق]

Looks like my neighbor who is half Lebanese half Russian

[grecoroman]

Nope Poland. Do you think this guy looks more Ashkenazi? https://www.instagram.com/byron.bernstein


OP looks almost stereo typically Eastern Ashkenazi, as does the brother with his hair up. Reminds me of every other Ukrainian Jew I've known. And since I live in a multi ethnic setting, I can say that Balkan works well too for OP, as does Italian. Turkey works. Some lighter Levantines, but more rare, are like that. Portuguese also works.

I know many famous jews. And they don't look like him.

[فاروق]

I know many famous jews. And they don't look like him.

his eyebrows are armenoid indicating levantine ancestry

[Decius]

LOL

[Pine]

I know many famous jews. And they don't look like him.

Unless you see a certain group irl, your comments are irrelevant.