Toilet Paper Thread

[Daco Celtic]

How is your toilet paper situation? Well stocked?

[Daco Celtic]

These are the best toilet papers we tested ranked, in order:
Charmin Ultra Strong.
Quilted Northern Ultra Plush.
Cottonelle Ultra ComfortCare.
Great Value Ultra Strong (Walmart)
365 Everyday Value 100% Recycled (Whole Foods)
Angel Soft Toilet Paper.
Up & Up Soft & Strong.
Scott 1000.

[Thambi]

In times like these, I use my high quality lota

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41jotyvYYFL._AC_SY450_.jpg

[Grace O'Malley]

Yep. The toilet paper situation has taken up a lot of discussion. They've even asked psychologists about it. It's all to do with trying to regain some control over the situation.

[NPKTO]

In times like these, I use my high quality lota

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41jotyvYYFL._AC_SY450_.jpg
I've 6 months worth of toilet paper stored.

[Grace O'Malley]

https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/f6fe7e0bb8aff410c74d1feb9faa831f?width=316

[Daco Celtic]

Keep in mind, there are wet wipes, bidets that attach to toilets, paper towels/napkins. Japanese toilets would be good right now.

[Ülev]

Communist rule in Poland

https://cdn.galleries.smcloud.net/t/galleries/gf-uN42-qu7t-jTzt_papier-toaletowy-664x442-nocrop.jpg
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https://www.inyourpocket.com/warsaw/rolling-issues-toilet-paper-shortages-in-poland_77626f

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https://www.rbth.com/history/328837-things-people-dreamed-ussr

[щрбл]

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/640x360/p06dzl77.jpg

At home.

[Maintenance]

I think i have 3 rolls left.

[Daco Celtic]

https://youtu.be/xyIzhRvtIJ0

"Johnny Carson jokes about the recent toilet paper shortage. There was actually not a toilet paper shortage, but after Johnny delivered this joke people ran out to the stores to stock up! Airdate - 12/19/1973"

https://youtu.be/5K9-Lz0SbrA

[Celestia]

Plenty of toilet paper, plenty of baby wipes
Our asses are gonna cleaner than ever

[Dick]

I think i have 3 rolls left.

For how long have you been quarantined?

[Maintenance]

For how long have you been quarantined?

3 weeks

[Dick]

3 weeks

Is the situation better now?

[jingorex]

Come at me bro.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/776/886/0ee.jpg

[PaleoEuropean]

I will defend my toilet paper and canned luncheon meat to the death.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTm-LpRHO0U

[wvwvw]

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/quarantine-coronavirus-jokes-memes-5e6f28291f598__700.jpg

[wvwvw]

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/quarantine-coronavirus-jokes-memes-5e6f28da3b034__700.jpg

[Mopi Licinius Crassus]

i have one of these to clean my ass

https://i.imgur.com/Qp63dlF.jpg

yip that's right, a portable bidet

barely need to wipe with paper at all

[wvwvw]

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/15-5e6f82e1eb537__700.jpg

[wvwvw]

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/21-5e6f8617e8664__700.jpg

[Maintenance]

Is the situation better now?

no, worse

[Scipio Africanus]

old but can help
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Bidet_weiss.jpg/1200px-Bidet_weiss.jpg

[Oneeye]

I have a garden hose.

[Borat]

We use bidet

[Raizen]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/764/682/289.jpg

[Daco Celtic]

https://marker.medium.com/what-everyones-getting-wrong-about-the-toilet-paper-shortage-c812e1358fe0
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/01/kimberly-clark-executive-on-when-will-toilet-paper-be-back-in-stock.html

[MsSPF]

Maybe it's time to invest in a Japanese toilet

This is divine

[Daco Celtic]

Vintage toilet paper

https://i.imgur.com/5SXRqAk.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/2MtGRsn.jpg

1940s
https://i.imgur.com/OGua4CT.png

1950s
https://i.imgur.com/3kxc2ki.png

[PaleoEuropean]

Communist rule in Poland

https://cdn.galleries.smcloud.net/t/galleries/gf-uN42-qu7t-jTzt_papier-toaletowy-664x442-nocrop.jpg
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https://www.inyourpocket.com/warsaw/rolling-issues-toilet-paper-shortages-in-poland_77626f

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https://www.rbth.com/history/328837-things-people-dreamed-ussr

There is a bunch of stories of Soviet and Pact diplomats stocking up on toilet paper while in the west. Pretty funny.

[dperucca]

I purchased some when I first heard this madness was going down. I don't understand the hoarding mentality though. I thought people would be more sensible! This crisis has taught me a lot about human nature...

[Armenian Bishop]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0ksTYUefcs

[Kamal900]

Nah, we Arabs and others in most Asian countries wash our asses with a bidet. It's much more cleaner and effective in cleaning your bum than simply wiping it with tissue paper.

[Mopi Licinius Crassus]

i have bought one of these. works v well..no need for toilet paper

most anglo - brits cannot imagine using a bidet...totally socially conditioned to wiping their asses with toilet paper...hence the crazy hoarding when the virus madness began

https://contestimg.wish.com/api/webimage/5da05f0d9a74ed30d8ed0565-large.jpg?cache_buster=975d9279d9dc2ab90a29b9574bc 5e001

[Kamal900]

i have bought one of these. works v well..no need for toilet paper

most anglo - brits cannot imagine using a bidet...totally socially conditioned to wiping their asses with toilet paper...hence the crazy hoarding when the virus madness began

https://contestimg.wish.com/api/webimage/5da05f0d9a74ed30d8ed0565-large.jpg?cache_buster=975d9279d9dc2ab90a29b9574bc 5e001

Every household here has a bidet installed in all bathrooms:
https://advancemyhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/AdobeStock_189922313-1024x585.jpg

Remind me if buying a portable bidet if I ever wanted to visit any western country. I had suffered a lot when I was in Oklahoma, US.

[Synapsid]

Every household here has a bidet installed in all bathrooms:
https://advancemyhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/AdobeStock_189922313-1024x585.jpg

Remind me if buying a portable bidet if I ever wanted to visit any western country. I had suffered a lot when I was in Oklahoma, US.

How did you find their toilets XD? I had to use water jugs in the states.

[Lemminkäinen]

Every household here has a bidet installed in all bathrooms:
https://advancemyhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/AdobeStock_189922313-1024x585.jpg

Remind me if buying a portable bidet if I ever wanted to visit any western country. I had suffered a lot when I was in Oklahoma, US.

Seems like Finland doesn't belong to the western sanitary culture.

[Halgurd]

In times like these, I use my high quality lota

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41jotyvYYFL._AC_SY450_.jpg

white people dont know about this bro

[Halgurd]

Nah, we Arabs and others in most Asian countries wash our asses with a bidet. It's much more cleaner and effective in cleaning your bum than simply wiping it with tissue paper.

Psychomar (Half Kurd half Arab) explained this very well: watch all of it


https://youtu.be/K0uIOjyDGTM

[Roy]

Maybe it's time to invest in a Japanese toilet

This is divine

They even play music iirc.

[Grace O'Malley]

One of the most precious resources at the moment. :)

https://i.imgur.com/Mlw1VOD.png

[Daco Celtic]

https://youtu.be/cSLrbYsqZ4o

[Daco Celtic]

I many rolls of toilet paper but neighbor doesn't. Great success!

https://i.imgur.com/zK39gim.jpg

[Daco Celtic]

The toilet paper will get low in the stores once again

[Armenian Bishop]

The toilet paper will get low in the stores once again

Yes, it's already happening again. Again, during the Thanksgiving Holiday Week, I've seen store shelves without toilet paper and paper towels. I'd like to see the hoarders get stuck with a lot of unneeded toilet paper now.

[zebruh]

Even cats knows whats uphttps://media1.giphy.com/media/TKahZduSvyhQ4/giphy.gif?cid=349c9dd75jz3vsj9ukp28g5v0b8sogx0k6v6 gglsjqaznjdr&rid=giphy.gif