I Know Someone Who...

[SuuT]

The premise is simple, and should be entertaining.

All sentances in the thread begin with "I know some one who...", and then you fill in the blank/elipses.

I'll begin, then.



I know someone who... shot another man in his shoulder for saying he prefers chuck-steak over a Porterhouse (no shit.).



Okay: NEXT!

[Psychonaut]

I know someone who pooped his pants halfway through a 15 mile ruck march and had no choice but to finish the march as he was.

[SuuT]

I know someone who did so much acid (LSD) that, for 3 years, he thought that he was a glass of orange juice, and that if you touched him he would spill and die.

[Treffie]

I know someone who only wears blue boxer shorts - he thinks they bring him good luck.

[Maelstrom]

I know someone who would eat at least 15 meat pies per working week, id est Monday - Friday.

The bloke only stopped after one particular year he had a heart attack! :eek:

[SPQR]

I know someone who throws dummy grenades at boys who try to take his daughters on dates..

[SuuT]

LOL! I didn't think this thread would take-off...


Anyway,

I know someone who beat-up 7 people at once on the beach (nope. wasn't me - but I saw the whole thing.)...and many of you would recognise his name ***CoughLiddellCough***:D.

[Barreldriver]

LOL! I didn't think this thread would take-off...


Anyway,

I know someone who beat-up 7 people at once on the beach (nope. wasn't me - but I saw the whole thing.)...and many of you would recognise his name ***CoughLiddellCough***:D.


CHUCK LIDDELL!!!!! Awesome!!!

I know someone who pooped his pants trying to poop in a dug in/fox hole we dug while drunk around 3 AM, and fell in at the same time.

[Manifest Destiny]

I know someone who became an MMA champion in the WEC (we went to high school together).

[Susi]

I know someone who ate caviar every day.

[Brynhild]

I know someone who got shot in the arse from a slug gun, it happened outside my house when I was in 6th class. I also know the person who did it. :D

[HawkR]

I know someone who likes to post half-nude pictures off himself at the internet:p

[Eldritch]

I know someone who once ran around an entire city block that's full of bars and restaurants naked. On early Saturday night, when people were coming and going in and out of, or queing into said bars and restaurants. In wintertime, with -12 Celcius.

I know this because I did it with him.

[Jägerstaffel]

I know someone who got beat up three times in one night by three separate groups of guys and was STILL talking trash to anyone he came across afterward.

[SuuT]

I know someone who got beat up three times in one night by three separate groups of guys and was STILL talking trash to anyone he came across afterward.

Yeah. Liquor and PCP will do that to yuh.

[Jägerstaffel]

Yeah. Liquor and PCP will do that to yuh.

Haha.

And throw in testosterone and being a thickhead to begin with.
Something about the guy made him very... punchable? Is that a word?

[Barreldriver]

I know someone who drank fox piss. Ew.

[SuuT]

I know someone who drank fox piss. Ew.


Good gods, are you serious? WHY?:confused:

[Barreldriver]

Good gods, are you serious? WHY?:confused:

We were making a goofy stunt film and the retard came up with the idea to drink fox piss. We all agreed there's no way it would happen unless he did it, since he came up with the dumb idea. It was funny to watch him do it then puke is guts out lol.



I was the one that had a whole can of pepper spray unloaded on me while being tazed.

[Allenson]

I know someone who got beat up three times in one night by three separate groups of guys and was STILL talking trash to anyone he came across afterward.


Yeah, I know a guy like this...and he was involved in an armed stand-off with the cops about a year ago. He's in jail now. :rolleyes2:

That's who I know. ;)

[SuuT]

We were making a goofy stunt film and the retard came up with the idea to drink fox piss. We all agreed there's no way it would happen unless he did it, since he came up with the dumb idea. It was funny to watch him do it then puke is guts out lol.



Only from Keltics....:D.



Anyway, to stay within ambit of the thread,:

I know someone who is full-blown Autistic; some of my best advice comes from him.

[Treffie]

I know (knew) someone who murdered someone.

[Loki]

I know someone who knew someone who murdered someone. ;)

[SuuT]

I know someone who knew someone who murdered someone. ;)


Well, shit: I know someone who knew someone who, themsleves, knew someone who murdered someone.

[Æmeric]

I know someone who is a junkie & lives on the streets of Tucson.

[Æmeric]

I know someone who knew someone who murdered someone. ;)

I knew someone - a friend of a sleazy former brother-in-law - who is serving life for the sodomy & murder of a 16-year-old boy.

[SuuT]

I know someone who is aware of some of the Jews that are Moderators on other European/Germanic 'Preservationist' Fora. ;):heh::ner-ner0::dev2:evil:worship:

[Æmeric]

I know someone who is aware of some of the Jews that are Moderators on other European/Germanic 'Preservationist' Fora. ;):heh::ner-ner0::dev2:evil:worship:
You must confide this knowledge with me! I promise, I can be trusted not to tell!:D

[Eldritch]

I used to know someone who's murdered not one but four people. I didn't know him that well, we were in the military together.

He was the first one to return from weekend leave, so he managed to get the key to the gun racks. He stole a ValMet 7.62 and a box of rounds and went on a killing spree. Although, oddly enough, he killed all but one of his victims with a crossbow instead of the rifle.

In the end he got shot in the lower back by cops and is currently doing 12 to life.

[SuuT]

I know someone who I can trust. :):thumb001:


Comes at a premium in today's world.

[SuuT]

I know someone who is aware of some of the Jews that are Moderators on other European/Germanic 'Preservationist' Fora. ;):heh::ner-ner0::dev2:evil:worship:



I know someone who wished me to "elaborate" :D. And yet, I know (several) other people who understand that it is not 'wise' to do so.

[Treffie]

You must confide this knowledge with me! I promise, I can be trusted not to tell!:D

I second that!!! :thumb001:

I know someone who has walked around the world (literally). ;)

[Crose]

I know someone who poured gasoline on a bunch of bush (which was damp) causing it to explode catching himself on fire. :lightbul: Wasn't exactly the BBQ we had in mind.

[SuuT]

I know someone who has walked around the world (literally). ;)

True? - If so, wow.


(if not, let me add a rule: all posts must be true. We'll work off of the Honour system:))

[Treffie]

True? - If so, wow.


(if not, let me add a rule: all posts must be true. We'll work off of the Honour system:))


Yup, this lady (Rosie Swale Pope, friend of my mother)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44958000/jpg/_44958693_rosieoncrutches466.jpg

[Vulpix]

I know someone who is full-blown Autistic; some of my best advice comes from him.

"Full-blown" autistics do no talk :(.

[SuuT]

"Full-blown" autistics do no talk :(.


True. "Highly Functional" would be the better English phrase, I think:).

[HawkR]

I know someone who think it would be wise to describe the meaning of "to know". (yeaaah... it's me....)

[Æmeric]

I know someone who is currently elected to a statewide office (not Indiana) & essentially wants to be governor > senator &/or president. I don't think it's going to happen, he should be grateful he made it all the way to attorney general.:coffee:

[Allenson]

I know someone who is aware of some of the Jews that are Moderators on other European/Germanic 'Preservationist' Fora. ;):heh::ner-ner0::dev2:evil:worship:


Hmm, that's one that even I don't know..... :coffee:

[SuuT]

Hmm, that's one that even I don't know..... :coffee:


Should you need this knowledge, it will come to you - whether you wish it to or nor.:)



I know someone who is ready to fight, and die, for Archane Germanic Principles. Further, he is the same individual who will also make himself known when the time is ready:).


I Know a master. -and know myself well enough to defer to such a Man.

[SuuT]

Futher, I know someone who understands the Virtue of silence... :)

[Loddfafner]

I know someone who helped clean up after the airplane crash at the Pentagon 9/11/01. I trust his word over all those conspiracy theorists no matter how charismatic are their videos.

[Frigga]

I know someone, who is bipolar. He is crazy! He tried to tell my boyfriend that I needed to be killed, because I was "interfering" with his grand plans to suck up all of his time, and money. He threw "damnation oil" at police officers in our hometown. After moving to San Francisco, living homeless, and couchsurfing with other Satanists, he bashed in a pregnant Jewish woman's head with a paint can. After leaving the scene, he told everyone that "I killed an alien!" He's still in a mental institution, and is leaving in a couple of years, and dread that day that he is releashed.

[Æmeric]

I knew someone - now deceased - who was in the Klan back in the 1920s.

[Brynhild]

I know too many selfish people (especially of late) who can't see past the edge of their own noses...


This may explain why
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/249440/2/istockphoto_249440_big_nose.jpg

[Eldritch]

Today I got to know someone who lives in his car.

In Finland. In wintertime.

[Loki]

Today I got to know someone who lives in his car.

In Finland. In wintertime.

I bet it's a much cheaper lifestyle. But where does he go for a shower?

[Eldritch]

I bet it's a much cheaper lifestyle. But where does he go for a shower?


Public swimming halls. Only once a week though. He does wash himself, after a fashion, every day in the toilets of gas stations.

When he remembers to do so, since he drinks half a liter of Jägermeister a day.

[Loki]

Public swimming halls. Only once a week though. He does wash himself, after a fashion, every day in the toilets of gas stations.

When he remembers to do so, since he drinks half a liter of Jägermeister a day.

Good tips, I might as well gather practical knowledge for my retirement.

[Eldritch]

I know someone who, due to a cerebral stroke, can only speak three words: joo (yes), ei (no) and vittu (c**t).

[Frigga]

I know someone who was a producer on a major movie, and didn't make his money back because of money grubbers that didn't want to sign a distrubtion deal that would have made him money too.

[ikki]

Good tips, I might as well gather practical knowledge for my retirement.

and insulate shoes, gloves, hats etc... with plastic. Just bags you fill with fruits in shops. One of those inside the glove or such will do wonders in staying warm in even the nastiest colds.